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  • MacMillan is the reason why Apple products are selling well on the market

  • The London gas attack in MW3 was just MacMillan farting.

  • Captain MacMillan is the reason why Makarov is hiding

  • FALCON GUN!!!! What a badass.

  • Cherynoble? Radiation? No, captain MacMillion just farted.

  • @Caesarslegion1 Yes, he's the voice of Baseplate (Price even calls him "Mac")

  • @Ledslinger7777 finally i knew who was that guy calling him'mac'

  • The only reason MW3 was released by Infinity Ward was because MacMillan made a cameo appearance in it. He would've had the starring role, but was (rightfully) afraid that this generation wasn't ready for playing another game with MacMillan as a main character, let alone a playable one.

  • @Ledslinger7777 is macmillan really in mw3?

  • Luke Skywalker's torpedoes actually missed the thermal exhaust port on the death star. Cpt MacMillan fired 2 shots from his bolt action rifle from earth 500 thousand light years away. Cpt MacMillan let Luke have the credit because he didnt want the Empire to collapse from fear overnight... he wanted a shot at the second death star

  • In Ukraine, MacMillan kills you.

    In Soviet Russia... MacMillan still kills you.

  • Macmillan doesn't need a minigun. Why? He can average a higher rate of fire using a muzzle-loading rifle.

  • MacMillan wasn't injured and the rescue helicopter wasn't running out of fuel, Captain MacMillan just pretended to be injured and told the pilot to act like the chopper was out of fuel so that he would test if Price was worthy of the title "Captain" and the fact that he's Baseplate at Modern Warfare 3 was because having him fight would result in something like "No Russian" in a global scale

  • Even in death Macmillan will bash his rifle on your skull

  • He sounds like my pe teacher

  • When MacMillan calls you Suzy, by God your name is Suzy.

  • @LuBuOWNZ You have no idea how hard your comment made me laugh. For some reason. Thanks for making my day! :D

  • although braveheart was 12 years before this game..

  • In Soviet Russia, Macmillian still snipes you

  • the nuke at the end of "shock and awe" was really just a series of 7.62X51mm NATO rounds coming from a ghillie suit and roundhouse kicks in an epic battle

  • Sniping hordes of spetsnaz with a chopped off leg is only a minor task of Macmillan's daily to-do list

  • This is the most outstanding character in the entire Call of Duty series.

  • @griffMcTall second place griggs :D

  • Kids check under the bed for the boogeyman.

    The boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Red.

    Red doesn't need a bed, yet he never walks on the SHORT grass for fear of stepping on Captain MacMillan.

  • Macmillan doesnt need to reload his gun reloads for him.

  • he has a detachable penis which doubles as a 14 inch combat knife

  • the reason why there were pockets of radiation around was because MacMillin farted...

  • The only reason leaves are falling from the trees is because mother nature wants to be sure MacMillan isn't hiding in the trees.

  • He's so cool that when he hits someone with his rifle it sounds like he slit their throat

  • Captian MacMillan only lets Leftenant Price do some of the killing so he doesn't become a "THREAT" to national sercurity.

  • Newton invented the theory of gravity, Chuck norris invented the theory of kickass and MacMillan invented the theory of oi suzie!

  • The description was almost as awesome as the video. Well done. lol

  • Cpt. MacMillian let Osamba Bin laden hide in his ghille suit, on the night he was killed the words "Oi, Suzy!" were heard and he was already dead when they got there..

  • @Bioshock7000

    He means in Black Ops, not the Modern Warfare series.

  • Mr. Popo can't give MacMillan the Pecking Order because he can't see MacMillan.

  • "Oi, Suzy!"

    Cpt. MacMillan, on his first date.

  • my favorite mission in any CoD is All Ghillied up

  • @TheDrCheese i agree with you :)

  • Try and take a picture of Cpt. MacMillan w/o the Ghillie Suit. When you look at the picture later, you shall only see a big lump of grass shaped like a human and a caption that says "Oi Suzy!"

    Chameleons worship MacMillan.

    MacMillan outsmarted Heavy's Bullet...... five times in a row.

  • Hitler didn't shot himself, MacMillan scared him to death

  • 15 people got owned by Macmillan xD

  • man call of duty has some badass characters. a lot of them are honestly my role models.

  • @Searcheur Really? Who is badass in the Call of Duty series besides MacMillan? And if you say Ghost I swear to God...

  • Before you post, everyone knows that Captain MacMillan shot Osama.

  • I wonder if macmillan would happen if macmillan is a real person?

  • MacMillan once killed two russians from 2,5 km, from the hip, with one bullet

  • dudes? isn't MacMillan Soap MACTavish's father? Just asking...

  • @Oktane95 no cuz other wise theyd have the exact same surname :P

  • @Oktane95 noup

  • @Oktane95 Do your homework.

    The 'Mac' thing basically means 'clan'.

    So John (Soap) from the clan Tavish and (Whatever MacMillans surname is) from the Millan clan.

  • 15 people better mow their lawn to make sure MacMillan doesn't snipe or hit their head with his rifle

  • Macmillan was going to be in the movie "Shooter"....but noon wanted to watch a 15 second movie....

  • macmillan got bored of God's Elite Forces so he joined SAS

  • man, chuck norris is lucky that Macmillan is a fictional character

  • @NikoBellic069 are you sure MacMillan is fictional? (6)

  • @NikoBellic069 That's what he wants you to believe...

  • Macmillan killed Zachaev with a paperclip.

    People ONLY mow their lawns so Macmillan's not there.

  • a man once was pissed off at his life when he yelled "god damn it No body is perfect"! short he realized a bush with a silver cylinder coming out of it next to it appear when he realized his mistake and said "except for Captain Macmillan" then the bush slowly backed away.

    Macmillan never shot his rifle before. He points and you just fall and die.

    Macmillan once 1080 no scopped himself with the bullet going around the world 3 times in a row off a 2 foot step and lived to tell about it.

  • The movie "Braveheart" was based on MacMillans average walk to the shops.

  • FACT:

    Chuck Norris is MacMillans little brother and he wants to be as cool as him :D

  • When Macmillan was born, he burst through the vagina of his mother and as his head stuck out he proclaimed with such might, "OI, SUZIE!"

  • HAY THAT MAP WAS FROM THE SPECIAL OPS MISSION IN MW2.

  • 50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town... Thanks to Capt. MacMillan.

  • thumbs up if you want macmillan ghost and roach in mw3

  • @codyzslick45 Hell yeah! Those are cool characters!

  • In Harry potter, voldemort wasn't killed by Harry, it was from a 9mm bullet Macmillian fired earlier in Africa. It takes Harry potter 7 books and 8 movies to kill voldemort, while it only takes 8 milliseconds for Macmillian.

  • @Penguinsfishing but he had to take the Coriolis effect into account ; )

  • @matler87

    But I thought the Coriolis effect had to take Macmillan into account.

  • thumbs up if you clicked on the video cuz you thought ther stood: "cpt. macmillan farts".

  • @Bioshock7000

    .. But MacMillan hurt His leg 1996 -15 Years before modern warfare ...

    And Black ops Plays around 1960 so its possible that macmillan was only about Ten Years old when bo played so He would Not Be injured in bo...

  • yeah i really liked MacMillan ...

    it would be really cool if he would be in the next cod!

    i hope someone from infinity ward read this...

  • Ramirez!!!!!!! Become MacMillian

  • When Nikolai says 'Da, I know a place' He is actually taking them to MacMillan's house.  His pure MacMillan-ness prevents any sensors from finding them.

  • Beat down!

  • Captain MacMillan was actually in Modern Warfare 2, When The white house was EMP'd It was actually MacMillian taking a shit and yelling "Oi Suzy!" Because he was constipated.

  • if MacMillan took the shot instead of Price, Zakhaev would be dead and the game would be considerably shorter

  • @Ltdude101 SAS: Too right, mate.

  • MacMillan should've been in black ops...

  • @kleban10

    Hell yeah he should

  • When they were escaping Pripyat, Price killed hundreds of enemies. 'Twas only possible because the enemies were afraid of MacMillan and couldn't aim right with their pants loaded.

    Creedance Clearwater Revival's music "Suzie Q" is named after MacMillan deadliest technique . This video explain why.

    Some soldiers dreamed to be Rambo. Rambo dreamed to be MacMillan. 'Tis not sure if MacMillan dreams, because no one saw him after he said "goodnight".

  • Macmillan actually killed Zakhev. Using a paper dart, an elastic band and some cheese.

  • He has a same voice that Thomas in Call of Juarez.

  • THERES TOO MUCH RADIATON WE HAVE TA GO AROOND

  • Captain Macmillan will never have a heart attack. his heart isnt nearly foolish to attack him

    Captain Macmillan had a fever once, now we have global warming

    Captain Macmillan can slam a revolving door

    When Captain macmillan does a push up, his body isnt lifting up, hes pushing the earth down

    Captain Macmillan doesent flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

    Captain Macmillan shot down a fighter plane by pointing at it and saying "Oi, Suzy!"

  • @owngepwnge24 nicely done, you copied chuck norris jokes and only put Captain Macmillan in place of chuck norris...

  • @owngepwnge24

    When MacMillan gets dirty, he doesn't take a bath. Instead he points to himself and says 'Oi Suzy!" and the dirt jumps off of him.

  • The End is MacMillan's Grandfather

    (MGS3)

    

  • @TreystaFXATARIEN

    Wrong. The End was borne from MacMillian after MacMillian decided that he was going to create a time paradox.

  • @goozilla123 oh but Macmillan isn't older than the end this happened in 1996 and The End was since the Cold War and that was back way from Maclmillan's time

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  • If macmillan was a aeon you can summon in Final Fantasy the final boss would be a cinch

  • Macmillan misses shots on purpose because he's just waiting for Price to hurry u and kill the guy

  • 13 people are named Suzy

  • @jrapcdaikari What's the epic win ?

  • @Andreaspaw Check the people who disliked the vid

  • @jrapcdaikari Yeah but you wrote Epic win.

  • um how the fuck did i posted all this and deleted half of it?

  • Even in Soviet Russia Macmillan snipes you

  • MacMillan Never Pulls The Trigger The Trigger Pulls It Self In Fear Of Being Touched By MacMillan.

  • Germany only lost WWII because MacMillan Is British.

  • @Andreaspaw hes not, hes scotish, he even said that on a hiden game file: "what do you mean its not scotish? if its not scotsh, its crap" dont know in what circunstances he would say that tough

  • @HappyD0ggy I know, Scotland, England and Northern Ireland is British so he's British. 

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  • hes so badass that he blocked the chopper with its own leg to do not kill captain price! and even wounded he dont dies. captain price just dosent dies because he carryed mcmilan around for somo time

  • in america, Captain Macmillan snipes you. In Soviet, Russia YOU SNIPE MACMILLAN :O

  • @owngepwnge24 Not possibly.

  • @owngepwnge24 In which case you're still the one dead.

  • @owngepwnge24 No, in Soviet Russia...MacMillan STILL snipes you.

  • @Left4Dead777

    even i!f MacMillian would try to lose he would win!

  • Also the 9/11 disaster was not being done by suicide terrorists.

    They saw MacMillian walking down the street and suicided while hoping then he didnt see them.

    (sorry if i have bad english)

  • WHen Hitler knew Macmillian would be born he suicided.

    People mow MacMillians ghillie suit because moving trees would be weird.

    MacMillians Mom died When he was born because he carried his Sniper Rifle while he was born.

  • @grandghostchase No he tried to commit suicide when he heard "Oi Susy".

  • @Andreaspaw

    lets say that MacMillian was 20 when he did the mission.

    the mission is in 1996.

    so he would be born in 1976.

    Hitler suicided in WWII.

    and WWII was in 1942-1945(not sure)

  • @grandghostchase He had a time traveling machine

    and it was 1939-1945

    and i did say because of FinalRider.

  • @Andreaspaw oh ye i forgot the time travel machine

  • @grandghostchase Yeah.

  • @grandghostchase Mothafucking Brain Nerd,IT´S A JOKE!

  • @DerGeckarbor

    so you say its a joke that MacMillian is epic?

    i just forgot that he invented(i dont hink i got this word right) a(THE) time machine.

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  • @Andreaspaw

    and i know that you say that because FinalRaider sayed it(well maybe not but probably).

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  • Also, General Shepherd didn't lose his men to the nuke, MacMillan just had to take a shit and happened to be there.

  • MacMillan's Martyrdom is a predator missile.

    MacMillan can get up as many times as he wants from final stand.

    MacMillan doesn't need Ninja Pro, his footsteps are already silent.

    MacMillan is always invisible on the map, even with the radar always on.

  • modern warfare 2 suck because MacMillan was not there.

  • @EmilSdi Actually, he was. You just couldn't see him. At all.

  • black ops also sucks...

  • @EmilSdi black ops even more sucker cause chars fro mw is not there

  • @EmilSdi Let's hope Macmillan in Modern Warfare 3

  • Remember the fight scenes in "lord of the rings" the orks only lost because MacMillan was hunting....

  • why did chernoble nuclear power plant reaktor fail? Macmillan farted!

  • Sgt. Foley tells Ramirez to do everything. MacMillan tells Foley to tell Ramirez to do everything.

  • Suziephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, macmillan is watching you.

  • Enemy MacMillan inbound...its all over!- Deleted 25 kill streak in MW2 found in audio files, it was replaced by the Tatical Nuke because the ESRB wanted the game to be "more humane."

  • Macmillan once sniped a man with a 9mm bullet from 60 miles away...by throwing the bullet. Sadly he was 10 miles short of beating chuck norris's record

  • Macmillan once sniped a guy from 6 miles away with a .44. did i mention it was one shot, one kill?

  • Macmillan killed Dumbledore.

  • @HankJwimbleton876 Hahahhah!!!! Rest in Peace Dumbledore!

  • P-P-P-P-PERMANENTLY OWNED-D-D-D-D-D-D

  • If you say "Oi Suzi" 3 times in front of a mirror MacMillan will appear out of no where and knife you

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  • @XxSTRlKERxX I like the Oi on it's own... :D

  • @XxSTRlKERxX he wont, i tried it... He will slam you with a rifle.MY head still hurts!

  • Some people think 20-20 vision is the best possible vision, That's incorrect, the best eye vision is called MacMillan. That's being able to make out individual atoms 42 miles away with the naked eye

    Scientists are perplexed on how MacMillan's 9mm is more powerful than a supernova.

    MacMillan can make One Shot Kill with Iron sights.

    No sniper has ever achieved an average of "One shot, one kill" Except MacMillan, who currently averages 1 shot, 9001 kills

  • Why is there Justin Bieber? Well there has to be something to cancel out the sheer awesomeness of MacMillan

    Achilles got killed by a pitiful arrow to the heel. MacMillan can survive a helicopter crushing his and then exploding with only a twisted ankle.

    MacMillan only kills people at extreme distances, when he shoots someone at point blank range, he's actually shooting the bullet around the universe, even then he can do it with his eyes closed

    The Big Bang was MacMillan firing his rifle

  • MacMillan beat Sniper Fi during the loading screen.

    If you think the bullet curving in Wanted was impossible. wait until you see MacMillan

    MacMillan managed to get Prestige Level 9,001 without hacks

    MacMillan is going to be a kill streak in Cal of Duty Black Ops: What does he do? Instant victory...until 42 years after the end of the universe

    What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object? They fuse to create MacMillan

    Chuck Norris fears nothing...except MacMillan

  • In Starcraft 2 there is a One Shot, Fifty Kills Achievement. But thats child's play considering MacMillan wiped out the Dinosaurs with a single shot from a 9mm

    Why wasn't MacMillan cast as Rambo? Who wants to watch a movie that only lasts 1 second?

    The Death Star is a failed attempt to copy MacMillan

    Why doesn't MacMillan use a machine gun? Because he has a higher rate of fire with bolt action rifle

    MacMillan is so stealthy that ninjas stand out like the sun when compared to him

  • Everytime somebody say: "Oi, Suzy!" Somewhere MacMillan kill whole squad without any bullet shot.

  • "Oi, Suzy"

    I want that engraved on my Tombstone.

  • @GojiJuicePower I want that engraved on my gun

  • Macmillan sniped Sonic.

  • Chuck norris may sleep with a pillow under his gun, but macmillan sleeps with a gun under his gun. Then again, macmillan doesn't sleep, he waits.

    Only 497 people ever got away from macmillan. They are known as astronauts. Wait a minute, i just got word that the ISS was destroyed by a high-velocity 7.62x51mm bullet, thought to have been fired from an M21 wielded by some badass dude. (Hint hint)

  • Chuck norris may sleep with a pillow under his gun, but macmillan sleeps with a gun under his gun. Then again, macmillan doesn't sleep, he waits.

  • MacMillan could no-scope Zakhaev.

  • That gun sounds like he slaps that russian.

  • Nobody messes with Cpt. MacMillan, Cpt. Falcon, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, God, and Jesus.

  • @bl4ckw1ngz64 I like this one!! It's fucking epic.

  • I love the sound the butt of his gun makes XD

    "plick!" XD

  • Shanked :D

  • i wish cpt. macMillan is true.. that he is the one resolved the problem in our country.. about the bus hostage taking.. one shot one kill.. . not 3 shots no kill..i feel sorry for our damn snipers...

  • @skah07 Damn right!

  • @magnumslinger ...our snipers uses...scoped m16... not best for long range and accurate sniper operation..

  • @skah07 wtf? At least get something like a Springfield, even if it's antique >.>

  • @magnumslinger yeah.. all of them are fucked up . .. the past government uses the money for their leissure..

  • 11 people were just killed by Cpt. Macmillan.

  • @bl4ckw1ngz64 How can you tell it was him? There was no witnesses or... ohhh yeah, it was him XD

  • When i played this mission, MacMillan didnt say anything :s

  • he can take my coriolis effect anytime! xD

  • <3 cpt mc millan is teh greatest sniper evor

  • Macmillan was planning on killing all of the enemies with a single claymore that day, but decided against it because he felt it would affect young Price very negitavely.

  • MacMillan's fruit killing skills are remarkable!

  • @PandaHenning i think this one was good but but hiroshima is save to live in Pripyat isn't though