Reading is Bad

[fatal1ty900024]

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[hounddogn]

there you go using those fancy readin words

[carrots69]

that was the most incredible 23 seconds of my life

[mikma]

mikma was here

[lazerflipsteve]

youtube fucking with your old account really destroyed your reputation on this website, slashed your viewers and suscribers. tbh if they didnt you'd probs be earning money like the greats for example..."What The Buck?"

and with VIP attendance at youtube meetings.

=/ feel bad for you mate, BRING IT BACK!

[seanbedlam]

Don't feel bad about that shit. I'm in this for the long haul. No TV, no standup comedy, just short videos. It'll work out just fine. :)

[juicr500]

That's why I stopped smoking

Dan Brown books.

[SamuelDrake27]

...his terrible books were REQUIRED READING for my English classes in high school. Isn't that nice?

[seanbedlam]

That's the saddest thing I'm going to read all day. :(

[BoojumFed]

To be fair, at least Brown's a slightly better writer (and is taken less seriously by his rabidly slathering fans) than Ayn Rand...

[seanbedlam]

Maybe I need to get out a copy of The Secret so I can learn to pretend neither of those writers exist.

[kkirT]

This video is just like the Da Vinci Code.

[BadAlbert]

May I suggest something by Tolkien instead? Or Bukowski. One of the two. Hard to tell them apart really...

[seanbedlam]

"Gandalf took another swig and tried to keep typing. If that crazy bitch in the other room didn't stop yammering he'd put a fucking spell on her ass."

[not2tees]

LOVE IT! Any chance for a Henry Chinaski scene from LOTR?

[AudibleOpinion]

I spelt your name wrong. hows about we call it even?

[seanbedlam]

Sounds fair. :)

[AudibleOpinion]

OK I am back and a little more informed about somthing I WOULD RATHER HAVE STAYED THE FUCK AWAY FROM! thanks cunt.

[AudibleOpinion]

Dammit Shane now I have to 'google Dan Brown' so I know who the hell your talking about!

[noldorian86]

i actually laughed pretty hard at this ^^

funny shit

[shaun1912]

lol i cant writ eather thats y i use a computer hehe

[daregularperson]

Ha Sean you crack me up.

Also, on a technical note, how do you make your thumbnails as a picture of something not in the video?

[seanbedlam]

Once the video is uploaded, there' s a feature in the edit menu that allows you to upload your own picture.

[BrEnNo1023]

well, i figured out Dan Brown wasn't any good because he actually felt the need to ADVERTISE his books. they're in supermarkets and EVERYTHING, he's a massive sellout, that's how i know. anybody who needs to shout out 'hey look, media-crazy masses, I wrote a new book!!!' is either a chronically retarded attention-seeker, or they're just really shit and can't sell their books any other way than paying other companies to force them down everybody's throats.

[Furnifur]

So it is all Dan Brown's fault my brain don't work right? interesting. I wonder if I have a case...for umm you know...ruining my life or something like that

[fliggahj]

Which book of his did you read? I read tricks of the mind and it seemed alright.

[seanbedlam]

Dan Vinci Code. I wanted to hurl it across the room. I wanted to throw it clear into another universe where advanced alien technologies could destroy it properly.

[killtroy811]

LMFAO!Loved the video!

[Nic33rd]

Yessss

[thesorleymussed]

He is a plagerizing cunt. I think he and JK Rowling should be burned alive. *deep breaths*

[thenevereverboy]

I'm so glad you feel this way. Not only has Dan Brown churned out a crap load of samey, unimaginative books that, to be honest, a monkey with no arms could've written with more clarity and insight! But also due to the mindless fuckwits who read all his shitty books on mass, almost every modern writer who hadn't already jumped on the 'boy wizard' bandwagon, appears to have jumped onto the 'lets disprove god in a series of interminably boring of books' bandwagon, thanks Brown! You ass!

[BrEnNo1023]

disproving god?

i thought he was the one writing the interminably boring series of books about the US defeating the evil terrorists

[Codysstar]

LMAO!!! wow i havent watched one of seanbedlams vids for soooo fuckinnnn long...but this shit reminded me of why i used to love his shit.

[Petchhyy]

Short and to the point.

[carolperez]

r u sure about that

[P00P0STER0US]

I've never read a Dan Brown book because I already KNEW it was rubbish. Why? Because Barack Obama was chosen to receive the Nobel Prize before he got elected, and some frogs excrete a hallucinogenic mucus.

[cmoorecole]

Actually, he was nominated, not chosen, among other contenders. It was indeed within weeks of his election. Realize that the judges were overwhelmed with the relief that swept the world when the Republicans were voted out. It kind of feels like giving a kid a pony and then telling him to live up to it.

[ROBwithaB]

Popularity is not always an accurate measure of quality.

[BonesTheCat]

ROBwithaB,

Like ur ass?.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Don't mean it.

[hjeremy2222]

books are gay

[thenevereverboy]

Hahaha! Leaflets are bisexual!

[Tilaron]

Excellent video. If this doesn't convince people to burn his books then I've lost all hope of ever being warm again.

[linuxluver]

Forgive me Sean for I have sinned. I read the DaVinci Code and enjoyed it. Maybe it was because I morned the loss of the Sacred Feminine and the chance of sex in church as a weekly religious ritual. I could be that shallow. Yes....I could.

[DeathlyCrunch]

The movie had Jean Reno in it, insta win.

It's fine as long as you don't take it too seriously or try to make it out to be fantastic.

TL:DR, it's a pseudo intellectual's Twilight.

[seanbedlam]

Full disclosure: I'll watch anything that includes people exploding. Not even within reason, I subject myself to poorly made violent videos constantly.

[CardboardBuddha]

Your video quality looks vastly improved. New camera? Whatever you're doing, it seems to be working.

[seanbedlam]

I'm using the miniDV cam a friend loaned me and I've recently found holding the camera almost over my head means my face is evenly lit so being right up close doesn't create a menacing, looming look.

[merlin4012]

You are SO right. Up for someone who CAN write? Two words: Philip Pullman. Just don't see any movies based on his books. Correction: don't see ANY movies based on books. Unless it's the Sophie's Choice movie, which is better than the book.

[linuxluver]

merlin4012: ...and maybe the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Not exactly like the books, or there would have been 15 movies...but captured a lot of the feeling of the books.

[angryislander56]

Nuff said:)

[muddy2]

and I'll add that Dan Brown is a shameless plagiarist

[InnerSpaceTourist]

You mean I'm not the only one who didn't like the Da Vinci Code?

[seanbedlam]

You should swing by the clubhouse some time. We talk about good books written by actual writers and laugh at jokes we make up on the spot using our "intelligence. " :)

[seanbedlam]

Was that weird? I may have just accidentally been weird.

First person shooter break!

[knifesedge]

The truest statement this year

[BonesTheCat]

I watched Angels and Demons the other night. Kinda meh.

[MeanBlackDude]

Agreed

[p717]

May I recommend John le Carré instead?

[seanbedlam]

Think I blasted through his work as a boy. Slightly related, tried re-reading a Robert Ludlum effort recently and was stunned at just. how. bad. it all was....

[cmoorecole]

So, I shouldn't feel ashamed that I was unable to get past the first chapter ?

[seanbedlam]

You have passed the test. You membership card is in the mail. We have meetings where stare out a window and chant, "Are these fuckers for real?"

[JohnLWright]

his work is shit and taken for fact

[seanbedlam]

So is Dan Brown's, but unlike me he gets paid.

[JohnLWright]

Sean I am a fan and watch your vids when I can.. I was saying Dan's books are taken for fact.

[seanbedlam]

That was just me being uncontrollably hilarious.

Yep, the Dan Vinci Code tours through Italy are a particularly noisome example of readers getting a little bit too excited about Dan's shit, which is of course Brown.

[ImaginaryFoundation]

yes

[azrienoch]

I love you.

[marniespeaks]

get in line!

[azrienoch]

No way. I get that hunk of aussie first. First and FOREVER.

[marniespeaks]

hate to disappoint , but I just don't think he's into that whole nose ring thing... and coming from a tornado state, well...there's little hope for you at this point, but you can dream I suppose...

now move to the back of the line and stop with the buttsies, it's already crowded in here.

please

[azrienoch]

Puh-leez, indeed! He's been saving himself for me! That's right, a virgin! For me! Tell her, Sean. Tell her you're a virgin for me.

[seanbedlam]

My God, what have we become? Let's have weird, awkward heterosexual man sex to find out.

[azrienoch]

I WIN.

[seanbedlam]

I'm glad our relationship has so quickly reached the point of being edgy. Next week let us take the leap into full-blown madness.

[seanbedlam]

Hang on, what I meant to say was, "I want you inside me."

Oh God.

[ChristopherMast]

ayup

[Jimmyjewels]

bloody brilliant

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Hi Zazzle Spanks.

[seanbedlam]

Thank you for addressing me with my magical unicorn name. :)

[MustafaPresents]

Books don't make you dumb, people make people dumb...with books.

[seanbedlam]

Dan Brown's mind is a weapon of mass destruction.

[MustafaPresents]

Mass-market destruction?

[BonesTheCat]

Mass Distraction, not destruction, Sean.

[MoEnzyme]

I didn't know who he is, so thanks for the warning.

[MoriKAshi]

It's that song again!

[RussianCommissar]

I read the Da Vinci Code. I did not like reading the Da Vinci Code. I watched the Da Vinci Code movie. I did not like watching the Da Vinci Code movie. I do not like the Da Vinci Code.

[seanbedlam]

We've all been hurt, but somehow we have to find a way to go on. We'll have to plan one chapter at a time- no, we won't need characters, a plot that isn't complete shite, or any clue what we're talking about. We just need to believe. And poorly stage cliffhangers in a treadmill of literary shame. And that.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

Oh gods bedlam don't remind me... I actually read that DaVinci thing... I still feel dirty and nauseous... Books that bad hurt my heart and soul.

Hopefully Brown has made enough money now so he'll never plague the world with his shite.

[seanbedlam]

He'll plague the world with his money, building hospitals and naming streets after his bad self, so we can never, ever forget the day the words died horribly, screaming horribly in a horrible moment that seemed to last forever, horribly.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

The only thing that should be named after Dan Brown is an anal STD. With scabs.

[seanbedlam]

You Opus Dei guys are such nasty dirt talkers!

[EpifanesEuergetes]

We are. But you instigated it by bringing up Dan Brown and Tom Hanks.

[seanbedlam]

Dan Brown and Tom Hanks' hair should get together some time.

[hollytoo]

The albino self flagellator was the worst bit of writing I think I have ever read.

[seanbedlam]

In his next novel the arch-villain is a horrible paragraph, which will loom nearby from a distance in a darkened room loudly.

[meavid]

Mr. Brown did enable Tom Hanks to sport his coolest hairdo to date...

[seanbedlam]

Tom Hanks' hair is a rapist.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

Tom Hanks should be raped everyday simply for being Tom fucking Hanks, the most irritating bland cunt in Hollywood.

[seanbedlam]

Oh my.

[colenbrak]

just like gandalf in WKUK

[wolffenhaus]

Beading is rad. Lets call him Bran Down.  And call what he "writes" Blooks.

[seanbedlam]

"Dan" "Brown" "writes" "books".

[Xakryn]

I don't know if I hate dan brown himself, or the people who read his "super deep" books and get all into the conspiracy nonsense in there. It's just fiction... people take it too seriously.

[seanbedlam]

I guess 'hate' is a strong word, but if you look at the situation logically, Dan Brown should really be burned at the stake on a pile of his terrible, brain-smoothy-ing books.

[puaseKlovn]

either I am broken, or everyone is make nonsensical videos today...

...if I were you, I'd bet on the first one

[tyrbolo]

This seems to be a generic problem.

If it was only confined to Dan Brown we would

see reading make a comeback.

Maybe if he tried a Tollkein pastiche full of wizards

and elves like all the other aspiring Leterati ??