Opie & Anthony: So-Sitch

[TomMSTie1138]

Mama Cass' Deli Meats.

[CosmicDragon206]

Retards making fun of extra-retards.

[sonofjorel135]

Texas sucks

[PinballMars]

FYI. I was at the supermarket just today and noticed that Jimmy Dean sells the 16 oz. sausage again! And all is right with the world.

[fg123ification]

I believe this issue can be solved by simple mathematics, for each 3 16 ounce sausages you would have bought before, buy 4 12 ounce sausages. Perhaps Texas has not yet mastered the fine art of algebra.

[Geist1134]

@fg123ification >implying retards don't exist all around the states.....

[TiNyDeMoNs]

She's a Scottish girl or a Scotch drinking girl? LoL

[TomMSTie1138]

Later this guy called Butterball to complain because he could only find a 28 LBS. turkey for thanksgiving.

[kmiller928]

One of my favorite O&A bits.... I love this

[355over113]

Shit, I'm southern, and I identify with it, but I don't lack the same chromosomes this asshole does.

BTW: Frrrrunkis!

[TomMSTie1138]

Another product, David Carradine Scarves...I need to shower.

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

@TomMSTie1138 You're the best, Tom. :)

[TomMSTie1138]

@ShiksaWithChutzpah1 Thank you, thank you.

[pyrix]

Who's the Australian guy?

[NeroTheAtheist]

@pyrix Jim Jefferies. God damn funny comedian

[TomMSTie1138]

@pyrix Comedian Jim Jeffries. One funny motherfucker.

[Superman5000The]

Jesus Christ; that house must smell like a refinery after breakfast.

[EmoSceneKid654]

Ugh, I hated that, "Jimmy Dean is for southern people" line. He actually identifies himself with the south and is proud of it. Some people are really really dumb.

[TomMSTie]

This Kansas City Improv sounds like Oscars in Baton Rouge LA. The Late Bill Hicks once told a cringe-inducing story about doing a show there and nearly getting killed by the patrons.

[cjcrashoveride]

Texas native here. I eat a bowl of Count Chocula for breakfast with some OJ. This guy talks like a moron. I work in a call center and most of the people I take calls from in the north have a thicker accent than I do.

[TomMSTie]

@cjcrashoveride With OJ instead of milk? What color does it turn? Green?

[cjcrashoveride]

@TomMSTie I wish. that would be awesome.

[TomMSTie]

@cjcrashoveride Boo Berry turns your shit green. I know from personal experience.

[kamtiniyes]

...I'm from Texas and I don't talk or eat like that. What a dumbass. Buy another fucking sausage for your fatass family.

[osp80]

the rated r hank hill

[LuzStewels]

Vos is an idgit.

[LarimerFilms]

Couldn't the guy just buy two packs? Dumbass...

[jadedmastermind]

I'm sure Randy Taylor likes salad if, by salad, he means a sprig of parsley on a t-bone steak like in the Foster's commercials.

[wokoutwarrior]

Only in the south country of the states

[TheSkarupa]

Over four ounces of sausage.

[GrundySolomon]

i swear that's my ex's family lol

[bostonredsox49]

5:38

Did our favorite son Yimmy imply that Kansas City is in Kansas?

"car crash effect followed by Reading Rainbow soundbite"

[LarimerFilms]

@bostonredsox49 There is a Kansas City, Kansas. It's right across from the Missouri one.

[jacktheripper300]

That guy should be eating a shotgun barrell instead of sausage. Haha. Fat people suck, especially this cunt-nose on the phone.

[Kingofcorrect]

Damn you Yarsh! LOL! So-Sitch?! LOL!

[TheDrunkenCelt]

"scared you'll get punched again?" When did dude get punched?

[kzos]

Jim Jeffries got punched in the face on stage by some drunk dude in England. If you do some searching, you can find the video...

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Nice, nice

[nuddybare]

it was a gig in manchester, where a drunkard got on stage and started beating on him (jeffries). he went back on for like 90 seconds, but was pretty shook up about it

[JoeyGladst0ne]

After Opie finishes, do you think he puts the picture of Howard back under his mattress?

[UDavidT]

lol fail troll is fail.

[dutchhaze1]

CLASSIC! thnx

[lookmeinthaeye]

i love you yarsh! ive been lookin for this.

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

No one outside of Texas eats that much!

[tyriasmostwanted]

there is Kansas city, Kansas as well.

[nevermind2886]

I believe Kansas City is actually in Missouri lil'yimmy.

[johnclavis]

I've never encountered any people who were more prideful with less reason to be than Texans are. They are the worst of the "Southern Pride" idiots. "We don't think we're better than other people, the way you cityfolk do -- and that's what makes us better than you!" Pudgy motherfuckers.

[Gackra]

It's funny because that one quote alone, just contradicted that person's argument.

[drivepro]

Fuck yourself, Shitdick. We're hungry,

[sman78spider]

the only people that may rival your texans are the fucking civil war assholes. you know the cliche "the south shall rise again" dickheads. i moved to virginia beach and i work with a few of these genetic defective hicks, and god damn is it irritating

[amerikanerfreund]

Texas will rise again and when it does We WILL take a huge Jimmy Dean laden dump on You, and the rest of you Yankee sage sausage eatin' geeks.

[Arrowdodger]

Now, I can understand the guy being annoyed that they're charging the same for a small amount, but given the ridiculous amount of food he says he eats for breakfast, maybe sausage is the least of his problems.

[demondragon45]

i think i heart a heart rate monitor in the background

i bet they have an intervention if one of them goes on weight watchers and want to lose weight. (madtv reference)

[Hughezy]

what the fuck is wrong with older Texan people? they all seem to be crazy.

[OrangCrsh333]

this is classic... CLASSIC

[TomMSTie]

I prefer Bob Evans Sage in the blue wrapper.

[sniper6081]

Having made it through the midway point: I knew it.

[TomMSTie]

Fried Eggs, Sausage AND T-Bone Steaks for breakfast? Jesus, does this guy own a defibrillator!?!?

CLEAR!

[rabbhimself2008]

@TomMSTie So-Sitch not Sausage

[rabbhimself2008]

@TomMSTie So-Sitch not Sausage lol jk

[TomMSTie]

@rabbhimself2008 Ah, go rabbyourself! (j/k)

[sniper6081]

This dude's from Texas. He's got to be.

[biggerflexible]

I bet that crazy old dude can make a monster of a breakfast yum.

[StanRather]

I have a cock.

[JeffBDemented]

Me too. Congratz.

[sniper6081]

Me too.