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  • what the heck does bouncer mean?

  • @will745701

    Bouncer=grenade

    Necrotics=zombies

    Biotics=antlions

    Parasitics=headcrabs

    those are pretty much all the terms the Combine use

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  • Pick up that can! D:<

  • Sounds like Combine soldier has had too much sugar...

  • OVERWATCH REQUEST INFORCEMENTS OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OVERWATCH combine in a nutshell

  • haha 1:41 'Sector is not secure'

    'Sector is secure'

    'No, it's NOT secure'

  • Oh man.... please talk slower

  • The Overwatch represents Valve's close attention to detail, for me. All these quotes, which sound insane and unintelligible are actually referring to the situation in complex military and medical terms.

  • Then think of how slow the Zombines talk

  • SLOW DOWN

  • where i can get this sounds

  • For some reason, I just love the Combine. <3

  • @Gordaton me too ^^ They are so cool and their architecture have a great design. The best Enemys in videogame ever!

  • 0:21 target ass?

  • 0:42 "hey nigga, move it" :O

    the combine are racist

  • 0:30 50 50 do i hear a 60 60 70 70 75 75 80 80 100 going once going twice SOLD!!!

  • I actually have been looking at the anime, Gunslinger Girl. When I learned about the cyborg girls, it completely reminded me of the Overwatch soldiers.

    What would happen if these groups fought each other?

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  • "gettin rap'd"

  • 0:39 Hey nigga moving!

  • doiheara250?250?300!300goingon­ce!325!350!350goingonce350goin­gtwice!soldtothemaninthehazzar­dsuit!

  • Ahhh the world would be a better place.

  • Bouncer Bouncer!

  • lol somewhre in 0:13-0:17 he says "kurvy kurvy" which is in czech fuckers fuckers lol

  • @MrLol458

    he said closing -.-

  • @KylerWyler ........ dude....like i..nevermind dont reply to 5 days and more old comments...

  • @MrLol458 dumb czech, he said "closing closing".

  • 0:41 "We have a nigger in movement."

  • @theZombieBub

    he said "WE have zero movement"

  • Noo, where's the "break up break upBREAK UP!" and the "Oh Shi-"*Bam*"beeeep..."

  • @mrbubbles338 they're probably talking over radio to eachother but they turn it off when they talk to citizens, that's my guess

  • Outbreak Outbreak Outbreak

    Ranger Ranger

  • bouncer, BOUNCER!

  • Can they be turned into Zombies by a Headcrab?

  • @Lakaman13 You can see combine zombies in Half-Life 2 Episode 2. But the only thing they have left on theyr head is theyr jaw

  • @Lakaman13 episode 1

  • OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK

    Combine are fucking hardcore. Not. Fucking. Around.

  • i dont know how they understand each other

  • @mrbubbles338 Wait what repeat who do you want me to cadle prod rape come on I cant here you turn your mask valve to your left no my left no' no stop your stripping the valve port

  • @HewieOfHG What?

  • @mrbubbles338 which comment are you saying what to 

  • can ANYONE understand what's he saying?!?

    

  • @GeneralDestructo

    I can.

  • 0:08 "Ride that Goalie!"

  • I wonder what'd happen in the HL series if say the rebels retrieved a combine soldier and tried to do a whole darth vader 'bring them back to the light' routine on him. I take it it wouldn't work given all the brain implants and memory replacements...

  • umm... plz remake this and have a pause in between wat the combine says

    trying to copie this voice to scare my friend

  • Is it too much to ask for some *tiiiiny* breaks between the samples? Anyway, thanks for posting.

  • alpha base 3 1 3 lobsters 4chan bipolar poly ?

    dont believe me? 0:04

  • @loyaltodeath Dont you mean "Administer afermitive anti citizen one anaseptic aply confermed"

  • I can hardly understand their voices, but it's so fucking badass.

  • Shopko Shopko Shopko

  • 0:13 goolie goolie?

  • push up push up

    

  • @Elite13567 Yeah City 17 is awesome place,good architecture and stuff,but do you mean CP makes appartment raids and uses stunsticks or do you mean that they are good cops and TV doesnt show Breenpropaganda and its good live?

  • 1:38 Record! Record

  • 1:28 resure resure resure resure!

  • Oh my God... Shoot This BASTARD!

  • 0:47

    I swear he says "Cocoon is a coca cola container bottle *not audible* SPOUSE!"

  • how strange its might is i just understand what he said

  • anyone know that the combine shoulder patch is a slightly modified patch of a US Army division?

  • o:47 lol

  • 0:32 It sounds like said SPONGEBOB HAZ A GUN!!!!!

  • subtitles plz

    

  • I liked the part where the combine was speaking

  • my fav is when you throw a grenade at a Combine Sniper: "SHIT!!!!"

  • wat are the combine

  • @Nothingnessuser The combine are aliens who took over the world at 7 hours in hl2. The combine soldiers are transhumans under control to the combine. Advisors are an example for combines.

  • I wish cops were just like that (uniform + voice distortion). Real world's cops are complete pussies compared to CP and Combine soldiers.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 combine soldiers are brainwashed hypnotised somthimes mutadet retards XD

  • @1poiuztrewq2 You gotta admit it would cost more for the gear, so it might be used for the SWAT.

    But it would be freakin awesome to see these guys in real life actually chasing someone, I'd be scared shitless even if they were chasing me!

  • @1poiuztrewq2 that is because they are not cops, these are soldiers

  • @Festabenkaj

    But CPs are cops.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 I was also thinking that real world cops should have those uniforms and voices.They could keep people nice.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 they might still be pussies, but at least they would look and sound badass.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 ya that wud be awsome :) but wat if ther creul to us

  • @1poiuztrewq2,It's a game....And just think of what happened to humans to become Combines. would you like that to happen to the Real-life world cops ?

  • @1poiuztrewq2 Be careful of what you wish for, Civil protection is more like the Gestapo than an actual police force. If you take away the identity you remove the human element then that pussy is going to beat your ass over a parking violation, the crooked cops are bad enough without a mask to hide behind just imagine how they would act with that kind of immunity.

    Just remember "Pick up that can!"

  • @Powdermonkey09 Yeah Be careful I had a dream about the Cps....They were killing ever one in my Dream And i just joined the combine, It was sad seeing ever body Dead. It was cool and sad

  • @Powdermonkey09 I think police should ware gas masks and wriet gear you never know when a citizen could couse a thret level ajustment in to potetial civil infection and be judged malgnant just remember (Inaction Is Conspericy reporting any unlawfull behavure is the first step to rastion reword) There Is Strong Then Theres Civil Protection Strong

  • @Powdermonkey09 Shut up...

  • @Powdermonkey09 Well, for one you are partially correct, it would remove the human side of police inflicting fear and intimidation not only upon criminals but also on innocent civilians. However, such an edge could prove crucial in today's criminal environment. And though it would appear like a Gestapo unit it could be countered with several potential options. Though certainly a grim sight it would strike fear into every crook it came up against.

  • @Powdermonkey09 but still i wish that would happon today in nreal life the real cops are fucking pusses lol

  • @rebalacion7 Yeah geting the shit beaten out of you over a freaking can would be awesome... Grow up you moron.

  • @Powdermonkey09

    o.o ..did u pick up the can?

    i threw it at him the first time i played.

    i was like 'you pick it up!' :D

  • @SadoMasochismDragon i dont put it in the trash can... i put it in a recylce bin because i am an eviromentaly cautious person then i preceeded to be beaten by the cp's :( lol jk about the evniromental crap

  • @Powdermonkey09 I remember pick up that can...I threw it at his face...

  • @Powdermonkey09 Thank you!! I was gonna tell that guy he was off his rocker...

  • @bullsnake70 He's went way off the deep end, I worked in law enforcement and every day it is becoming further militarized to match todays threats, they do train with gas mask but no cop in their right mind will wear one when its not needed. If anybody wants to call cops pussies go pick a fight with a state trooper, I promise an ass whooping they'll never forget. Freaking idiots must love to be oppressed and abused.

  • @Powdermonkey09 ehh i dident pick up the can i typed impulse 101 and was like FUCK YOU BICTH

  • @Powdermonkey09 like the german skin for metropolice skin

  • @Powdermonkey09 I agree. The game is really a warning of totalitarian systems and the impending results those regimes bring, not a glorification of it. Whoever thinks civil protection protects common folks or are 'cool' are just delusional about the situation. Police states suck. States suck, period.

  • @Bodhidharma1986

    "States suck, period."

    angsty kid detected

  • @1poiuztrewq2 Not gonna lie... that would be pretty cool. And it would scare people out of breaking the law.

  • @wkunzelman1 Even though I would not like to be in a situation where a CP is beating the shit out of me, I really approve for the CP's brutality.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 well yeah but they dont have mp7's and awsome masks and armour to be able to do that

  • @1poiuztrewq2 They should be like Mike and Dave of Ross Scott's "Civil Protection" series! JK

  • @1poiuztrewq2 Apprehend criminals? I think not, the Combine would have beaten the shit and/or kill people. I wish cops were like this too.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 Oh man I would soo join the cops.Closest to CP's in real life are propably the russian cops.They bully a lot and kick people.But no voice changers i think.Yet.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 well they arent exactly cops, they are like the KGB or the SS of nazi germany.

  • @1poiuztrewq2 Yeah, come to Brazil and you will see our pussies cops 

  • Breen should stop giving them coffee.

  • @savage495 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your so funny lawl, i think i just failet...... right?

  • @65Confused what?

  • 0:09 BOOMER!

  • sounds like yathzee from zero punctuation xD

  • lol he said dark ass pervert

  • @ElBarto3131 has negative moving

  • @NoClipDelux it says have nigger moving

  • @ElBarto3131 LOL!!!

  • @ElBarto3131 "Has negative movement"

  • @ElBarto3131

    LOLOLOL

  • @ElBarto3131 Have negitive movement*

  • bouncer, BOUNCER!

  • Administrator, affirmative AFFIRMATIVE BOOMER

  • PushupPushupPushupBRIDGE

  • the  voice would be a bit better better if they would slow it down abit

  • @basher40445

    I think it's better this way; It makes them seem less human.

  • I'm pretty sure I heard "bla bla bla" soon after 1:20

  • Sector is NOT secure. Lol.

    Lookout!

    These guys are human, but Combine-Assimilated, but half Combine themself. It might seem funny or weird once you see them without their armour, but they use to be regular people before the 7 hour war.

  • prostitute contained? 0:19

  • bla bla bla bla bla bla bla this what he said XD

  • I love how a random combine squad leader does the "get in there" signal even though there's no one with him :D

  • jajajaja i did that before. but i dindt uploaded it to youtube :D

  • there shld be a few resistant combines in HL3 ya know? cause guys in awsomeo suits and sound boxes like this shld be wasted like that, they shld help people, but like only 10-20 resistant one and they are like some of the best in teh league.

  • @GarkalDusntPhail Combine soldiers have neural augmentations that prevent them from resisting Combine influence.

  • i cant understand what hes saying hes been taking speed lol

  • Hehe, sounds funny like hes proud or something.

    "One down.. ONE!" XD

  • LOL 0:23 DARK ASS! wtf

  • Damn the Combine are needy...

  • 0:41 Have nigger moving thats what they call civil protectionn??

    i call it civil discrimination ps:

    1:24 thats when they are high

  • i just can't make out what they fucking say

  • OUTBREAK, OUTBREAK, OUTBREAK

  • This is the one of mi favourites soldiers (x

  • snake, is that you ???

  • i sound like that after smoking for 10 years, lol

  • lloooll

  • Sector is secure, Sector is NOT secure!

  • 0:57 erection on!??!!?!??!

  • haha n****r movin

  • "Overwatch advise we have heavy resistance" (they are under attack)

    "Bouncer Bouncer" (grenade)

    "Necrotics" (Zombie's)

    "Outbreak" (last man in group)

    anyways this is going WAY to fast after eachother maybe a small delay?

  • BWAHAH 0.41 have nigger moving XD

  • 0:33 I keep hearing "I heard that on Spongebob LIVE." o3o

  • @LaneCGMS lol same here!

  • @haloisawesome01 XD Isn't that just curious?

  • :42 "Have niggger movement".

  • lol "have niggger moevement"

  • At 0:49 the combine says "subject in marijiauna holding" Rofl 420 soldier!

  • hahahah niger moving

  • @garrettvader1 that is veeeery likely

  • plus 55 plus 4 go sharp go sharp go sharp survival heavy resistance holding that keycheck all radio move in one down possible outbound request about alot of stuff target H.E.V bearer RECORD RECORD!!!! SECTOR SECURE SECURE SECURE SAFE GO GO GO FIRE FIRE FIRE GRENAAAAAAAAAAAAADE... SHIT.. COMPROMISED DAMMIT UNTIFORM UNIT DEPORTING A PARE OF SOCKS REQUEST FOR BACKUP aaaand alot of other shit XD

  • Calm down , little Combine . Now , tell me the story slower and easier to understand xD

  • I heard wipe that goalie

  • what game are they from again...i forgot...i wanna type wats on my mind but im afraid ill be wrong.

  • @GarkalDusntPhail half life 2

  • PICK IT UP!

  • how fast.

  • hahah! thats funny. I love the game.

  • lol jibberish

  • could you image sitting in a room while this guy is having a gmod spaz attack all around the place while shouting these words? oh someone should totally make a video like that.

  • it said rape at 0:38!!!!!!!! XD RAPE

  • have nigger moving!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • Thank god they dont shut up on their radios and run in those clumpy boots otherwise they wouldnt give away their positions !

  • Combine Soldier 1: Contactanticitizenonecontainme­ntgosharpcoverextractorislive!

    Combine Soldier 2: STFU Micspammer

    Combine Soldier 3: What's the mute button?

    Combine Soldier 4: F10

  • This is what I hear without focusing on what they really say: "eigh[[oahgruhg"

  • I want this to be my Halloween costume. Voice box and all.

  • @Omnikron228 Yep...

  • have a niger moving lmfao