It says "We do not take responsibility for occasional - psychological - collateral damage that families of dead ones might suffer. But call us, all clients are satisfied so far" :)
@DERBYCFC it says something like they don't take the blame for the sicological damages in the relatives...Call us, all our clients are pleased with our service.
That's what happens when you live in a country with no 2nd Amendment rights...you have to use crappy shovels and machetes to kill the zombies. It takes a lot longer and you get covered in blood and brains.
Yup! Thousands may die every year from lack of gun controls in the US but at least in a zombie attack the US will still have human survivors *at least* 24 hours after everyone else is turned! USA! USA!
Oh and rabbitpi, if you think for a second that this nation would be better off without our rights to own guns you are wrong. I like to joke about Zombies; but my safety, my family's safety, and my ability to protect us from both bad guys and the tyranny that others MIGHT try to impose is directly tied to the guns I own. Period.
@keysersoze0bisto Ok. Wow, how did race enter the picture? I'll dispatch white zombies, black zombies, asian zombies, latino zombies, etc. with the same amount of glee as any others.
At the end of the day, Kesyer, NOLD was a movie no matter what the parable was about or the buried meaning of it all. And it certainly was not an anti gun movie. It might have been an anti moron movie but not an anti gun movie.
Holy crap dude, I have lowered my IQ substantially engaging in this discussion.
@mlucky99 if it was an anti moron movie i assumed it would've had a bigger impact on you, as i can safely presume you are a gun toting prentention filled elitist who only uses guns as cover for some lack of power or penis size. oh and for your IQ dropping, i wouldn't worry it'll improve your "wacky bullet antics".
@Discosaturn why change it? it's a satirical spin on the title of dawn of the dead (or maybe even the british shaun of the dead, who knows). if it involved a zombie theme park then yeah i guess you could change it but juan of the dead is much wittier.
que idea chevere, "matamos sus carinos" me encanta esta pelicula!
finalcloud69 1 month ago
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REALLY!?!? They gave the Cuban a PADDLE!!?!! ...And for a weapon!?! lmao XD
(I'm not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed about this movie. lol)
CubanRockAngel007 4 months ago
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CubanRockAngel007 4 months ago
Really!?! They gave the Cuban a paddle!!! lmao
I'm not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed about this whole thing. lol
CubanRockAngel007 4 months ago
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CubanRockAngel007 4 months ago
hay el coma andante?
paske2001 4 months ago
cuando saleee??
gasperius1 5 months ago
ajajajajaajajaj esto esta bolad aquy verlo
roberto89111720766 5 months ago
thumbs up if you are going to call the number
raptorhunter104 6 months ago
@raptorhunter104 fail
Iloveblucigs 6 months ago
Matamos a sus seres queridos, Esta de huevos.
DarkDioniso 6 months ago
gringos pendejos!
nelxonhellboy 6 months ago
is this real? or fake trailer?
SciFiMoviePro 6 months ago
@SciFiMoviePro Real movie. coming later this year.
topo1980 6 months ago
ojaojaojaojajoaojjo muuuuuuuuuy bueeeeeeeena :D
shawn of the dead reloaded?
amoonsalve 6 months ago
i would love to see a zombie castro
july26rebel 6 months ago 3
I agree with Hatuey and Martí, not so much that other dude.
AceTracer 6 months ago
shit
Guck22 10 months ago
It says "We do not take responsibility for occasional - psychological - collateral damage that families of dead ones might suffer. But call us, all clients are satisfied so far" :)
lezumbalaberenjena 1 year ago
What does the text that runs across the bottom of the screen when the number comes up say?
DERBYCFC 1 year ago
@DERBYCFC it says something like they don't take the blame for the sicological damages in the relatives...Call us, all our clients are pleased with our service.
johagrind20 1 year ago
ja, warum schickt man die bekloppten teenager aus den tv-sümpfen nicht mal in solche resorts? ;) da wär geholfen
Eulenschnucke 1 year ago
so its a satire on how the cuban people have been poisoned by Casto's totalitarian rule? If so... awesome....
realdeal057 1 year ago
vengan por mi suegra!!!!
AoiTatsumaki 1 year ago 31
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA HAY QUE VERLA DEFINITIVAMENTE
curseofa5r5a 1 year ago 13
chingon! felicitaciones!!! esperamos con ansias el largo!
hellboy664 1 year ago
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hellboy664 1 year ago
Jajaja, buenísimo.
sucubusa 1 year ago
Oh sh... subscribed, man. I want to see this thing!
DarkJusticeMetal 1 year ago
That's what happens when you live in a country with no 2nd Amendment rights...you have to use crappy shovels and machetes to kill the zombies. It takes a lot longer and you get covered in blood and brains.
mlucky99 1 year ago
Yup! Thousands may die every year from lack of gun controls in the US but at least in a zombie attack the US will still have human survivors *at least* 24 hours after everyone else is turned! USA! USA!
rabbitpi 1 year ago
@mlucky99 have you seen the ending of "Night of the Living Dead"?
keysersoze0bisto 1 year ago
@keysersoze0bisto Which one? The answer is yes I have...why?
Oh and rabbitpi, if you think for a second that this nation would be better off without our rights to own guns you are wrong. I like to joke about Zombies; but my safety, my family's safety, and my ability to protect us from both bad guys and the tyranny that others MIGHT try to impose is directly tied to the guns I own. Period.
mlucky99 1 year ago
@mlucky99 it's not gun friendly...especially when they are used to implement anti-race ideals. morale are bad in the hands of the bad.
keysersoze0bisto 1 year ago
@keysersoze0bisto Ok. Wow, how did race enter the picture? I'll dispatch white zombies, black zombies, asian zombies, latino zombies, etc. with the same amount of glee as any others.
At the end of the day, Kesyer, NOLD was a movie no matter what the parable was about or the buried meaning of it all. And it certainly was not an anti gun movie. It might have been an anti moron movie but not an anti gun movie.
Holy crap dude, I have lowered my IQ substantially engaging in this discussion.
mlucky99 1 year ago
@mlucky99 if it was an anti moron movie i assumed it would've had a bigger impact on you, as i can safely presume you are a gun toting prentention filled elitist who only uses guns as cover for some lack of power or penis size. oh and for your IQ dropping, i wouldn't worry it'll improve your "wacky bullet antics".
keysersoze0bisto 1 year ago
If Juan Of The Dead should get a U.S. release, we should rename it as "Cuban Zombieland"!
Discosaturn 1 year ago
@Discosaturn why change it? it's a satirical spin on the title of dawn of the dead (or maybe even the british shaun of the dead, who knows). if it involved a zombie theme park then yeah i guess you could change it but juan of the dead is much wittier.
eoindotcom 1 year ago
wtf...
NoMinJu 1 year ago
nice
NarutoBleachfan22 1 year ago
Grande inmenso, esperemos que les vaya muy bien
levicious 1 year ago
El Apocalipsis Fidel
rickyricardo21 1 year ago
LOOOL!!! Awesome! XD
gagagagn3 1 year ago
Gracias por subir los teasers estan buenisimos jajaja solo un Latino podria sacar provecho de un apocalipsis Zombie jajaja Yeaah ! Juan of the dead!
vladtube 1 year ago