I'M BRITNEY SPEARS GYNO!?

[saritha1234ify]

i don't want to be a scfef

[aduffy436]

i had to be a dogsitter and they pood ever were

[iiSantana]

I NEVER WANT TO WORK AS A SURGEON! i have nightmares people nightmares!

[NanaCR101]

LOL the ending

[Brookep999]

i dont want to be a doctor :// EW

[dhtown1]

i think it would b bad to work as a poop picker uper

[xoxSAJ]

I work at Walmart.. enough said.

[BuddahThePug]

IM A NURSE, AND  I LOVEEE MY JOOBBB

[abbie232lovesu]

Be a teacher

[TheDerpyDuck]

Bus driver, FUCK THOSE LITTLE BITCHES!

[123orangelover]

at 1:05 you can see someone filming on the bed i think it's his mom hehehe

[quiksilver5ful]

your job hahahahahahah jk

[Rochi360]

CLEANiNG I can hardly keep my room tidy enough to see the floor so I would hate to have a job as a cleaner I'd kill myself or just TAKE OVER THE WORLD *coughs* shit did I say that out loud what I meant to say was kill every body in the world *thinks* nope thats not it meh if any one says a word I kill them got it . Gaha Jk ( or em I) * evil laugh ... Coughs* carry on

[MsBmejia]

I think the crappiest job will be cleaning a toilet

[brynnisawesome]

gyno

[CMmidgets]

those are cats. NO THEYRE NOT

[SmileToYourEnemy]

when Shane says meowmeow i imagine his talkin in polish.

Miał miał. THUMBS UP IF YOURE FROM POLAND.

[kizerwriter]

Chimney sweep

[roxmysoxify]

math teacher would be my living hell.

if i had to go there, fuck eternal butt fucking ... i would have. to teach. math

[charminstud1]

UM DIDN'T DESTERY DO A GYNO THING SIX DAYS B4 THIS..??(CHECK IT OUT IT IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS ON DESANDNATE)

[tylerdeshanetv1]

zoo i had to clean up ape shit

[TheHugs2]

i would never clean up horse crap

[AaronStudios3]

Thumbs up if you seen Shane Dawson gets Pissed

[TrueCynder]

JUDGE its horrible 

[PUNKGIRL2341]

cafeteria lady

[handwovensnow]

Idk but videogame testerFTW!!!cause Ima no life...

[12walkietalkie13]

Have to follow some one else's strict rules... Anything with that, I wanna be creative and inspirational... Like Shane :D

[darlenelovesyou1234]

janitor

[PhantomPhan7]

@carlybug971 I am so sorry

[imfunnyandiknowit123]

Scooping up everybody's poop

[UnchzProductionz]

being a teacher

[ohsnapitskaylynn]

Working at a Church...

[carlybug971]

I'm distant cousins with Britney Spears... It.Freakin'.SUCKS.... -__-

[tweetybird2550]

I love my job... I work at a pet store :-)

[briggitbro]

I worked in the fucking food shops at concerts and stuff. It was amazing because I got to go to a Foo fighters concert AND get paid. But it is a real shit job, once my boss got in a fight with a customer and ended up throwing tomato sauce on me. He got arrested and I was fuckin stranded 4 hours away from my home town.

[CHICHOEZ]

The cat at 2:08 was like "please kill me now"

[XSniiperMastrX]

working in the sewers. and actually getting down in the drains and cleaning them when ther full of ****

[MsAlyssaLPS]

my worst job...school. I FUCKING HATE IT

[EpicMonkey82]

2:43 ... blue eye shadow? lol

[animegirldais]

Working at a beauty solon they always tell you how to do your job

[ravenroxful]

Janitor. I don't want to be cleaning things and barf. That is a job I'll never want.

[leonintv]

what is the backround music?

[chocolatebunny3000]

i never want to get that job as a PHONE SEX person i mean its not as good as the real stuff. maybe ill be a penis doctor

[XxIchigoxX11]

The shittiest job I'd never want to work at would be McDonalds because that greasy shit might give me acne. Also it smells fucking gross and I HATE McDonalds.

[sophstar20001]

Paper round is hell

[GabriellaLund]

This video made me want to vomit....

[arianne8888]

I work at a gaz bar and i have to clean showers from truckers who sometimes dosen't shower for weeks and clean their SHITY toilet its fkn discusting

[CandiSoxGoRawrrr]

I worked at my parents restaurant..it sucked!

[Terrablack]

i never want to be a nursing assistant.

[geegeegreen]

When he worked at the book store when the guy buys the book and shakes his head nou can see the reflection in his glasses ! But we all know he plays parts so . . . It doesnt batter lol !!!!!!! He still freakinq funny !

[williamskaylamarie]

i worked at a game stop and summ hairy old guy came in and bought like 3 dora wii games and 2 gii joe rated pg games...kreepy!!

[tylerplummer78]

Its 2012 if tht counts

[Jonicvsmario]

like this if ur watchin in 2013

[lane5240]

idfk wat would be a shity job?

[AyaG2000]

A clown

[paigeypoospage]

Since I'm young and never had a job the worst one would be working at a rehab place for celebritys

[msmusic4everful]

the worst job would be a nursing home person....old people scare me

[SHANEDAWSON400]

worst job ever would have to be a retirement home nurse because you would have to clean old people and wash their flakey dead skined ass

[jaslovescookiies]

I never wanna work at a take out store, like maccas or hungry jacks.]

[kellymeli33]

Ms miau miau

[sugarandsnowflake]

babysitting 4 a complete backstabbing bitch next door... :D

[TrinasFilms]

Shanayanay's assistant 

[MYONCEBLACKWINGS100]

I THIKTHE MOST SHITTY JOB WOULD BE A BABYSITTER

[Nissmo3]

13,99$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Breeebubz]

Is never want to work at a nursing home because you'd have to wash and look at old people fat

[SkatingSaviors]

I would never want to be paris Hiltons assistant

[lolaloca4]

I never want to be a home attendant because you have to clean old people's ass

[MissAlysin101]

worse job ever: working at a holister, american eagle, abrocrombie, ect. store, and seeing allof those preppy bitches that i hate daily. I'd rather have BradLeeTV's job.

[BradLeeTV]

I have to clean horse shit all day. You do the math.

[comp0wiz]

I'm on my break at maccas n watching Shane's vids

[EMOfanOFshane1]

never wanna do is hafe a babe if i haf one when im 19 all kill it

[victorialcw]

i'd never be a stripper or a hooker

[divapanthas]

I wouldnt wanna be a miner or a constructor or a person who has to go in the sewage holes

[nhawth411]

I would never work at a hotel, or a cashier because I suck at math and I'll problem zone out while their giving me their order

[smosh610]

I WARNED U

[iggy5602]

I wanted you

[iggy5602]

lol !

[assassinwarfare11]

being a pedofile.......wait did I say that out loud?

[kelsasuar]

@kairilollypop why

[maddycrazyrayray]

Mine is being mean

[mrshortyisdabomb]

i would hate 2 b a cleaner

[kairilollypop]

i would hate to be shanes assistant.

[RagexEllixD]

Teacher...I would hate to be a teacher. 1) I love kids but when they are older than 10 they mostly turn into brats 2) I would be a horrible teacher o_o the kids would HATE me....

[MsHalla1234]

I'm a babysitter but that job does not suck

[Vampiregirl1235]

A pooper-scooper

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

hi chris crooker yep hes right over there

[robynthecrow]

working at americain eagle with a whole bunch of superficial, slutty girls

[zoroark65]

Walmart greeter.

[BrittanyBrokenDown]

Angelina Jolie babysitter

[TheSingingsisters101]

umm. well, a clown, a scientist, a mentalist, a dentist a doctor..a fricken maid..ugh, id'e kill myself

[Kulascus]

That's some sexy legs

[ThePrincessmaya10]

School ! Lolz !

[97lis]

I would NEVER work with oldies!!

[MNKYER]

@nightwing1hawk you did it wrong -__-

[Wilnaybeth]

Shane how are your teeth so white? I mean OMG your smile is spankin'!

[mariesilveira]

3358295 views? OOOH, it's only listing my views, now I see :P

[1chriscolferfangleek]

i'm too young to have a job so the worst job ever would probably be being a rlly high mantinence star's assistent. they would probably make me do all of this random crap!

[su7drea]

Im scared of how many of 89649 are bad boys and girls :S

[HeyBooMyNameIsJen12]

I have a cat named Princess Meow Meow....

(I was 3) -_-

[11Ultra]

I never want to work in mc donalds

[MegaMuslim12]

Nightwing1hawk

Ummm I'm pretty sure that's only thirteen years ago... Not BC -_-

[CrAZYgiraffeNinja]

my shitty ass job.. well actully had to do with picking up shit.. horse cow dog.. and cleaning out chicken coops...and you name it even after llamas... But the job i have now is way better then a shit scooper

[DCvanesaCOCO]

i never want to have a job called. being lazy

[gonzalezleon34]

Babysitting!!! -:(

[adriennestpeter1999]

aww princess meow meow xD

[blueblearybluffin88]

when he was the gyno for Britney spears,y wasnt Shane wearin gloves?

[12megirl]

Well the job I NEVER WANT would be.....

Um oh I know

Either a stomach doctor or a pilot

[nightwing1hawk]

Like this if your watching this video in 1999 BC, on your iStone...

[greengrl911]

tampon tester

[thatssoonick]

LMAO AT 1:13 ITS SHANES MUMS LEGS! (:

[brittdyne]

portaa pottty claner tht shizz gross.

[emily2k111]

Cleaning the toilets in a restauraunt.

[emoholicsunit]

Human pooper scooper, porter potty cleaner, and dog treat taster

[KadenX]

Workin' in a motha fuckin kitchen

[katounelachance]

Santas Helper 

[JennieLove16]

Working in a office would be kinda boring

[fogor6]

janitor cause if you had to you would be scared "SHITLESS"

[fogor6]

thumbs up if totally sketch broght you here

[abeguar1]

A Gardener.

[77chapchap]

Being Miley Cyrus's agent.. :/ YIKES!

[kinectsportstoday2]

clown

[KittyKatherine101]

Being in a carnivle!!!!!!

[midnight7895]

i worked as helper to handicap mental children ..and they loved me .they r a bit annoying but i loved that job cuz i felt proud ...being annoyed or if u hated the job it wont matter cuz it worths it

[lance1499]

hahahaha my job is a stripper :D and i love it

[sexxihexxi2]

I'm somewhat wondering who's legs those were...

[feliciamerva]

i work with greek old people and they are extremly rude i hate it

[07Blackbeard]

Thumbs up if you're watching this on January 2012! Yeah it really feels amazing to say that :D

[Twilightlove211]

I love how you always kiss the camera at the end -3

[RandomnessFTW11]

I would hate to be a construction worker , because in suuuuuperr lazy ! Lol

[beybladerox2000]

a person working at a drive through...

[JokerofRainbows]

I would hate to work McDonalds. >.<

[thelamalovertalkshow]

Wanna b a Singer would hate most other

[KhloeTheStalker]

lol shane dawsons moms legs at the gyno part

[caus2327]

Bag boy..... Paper or plastic... huh People buy some wierd shit... I cant count how many times i took someones groceries to there car and wanted to stab them and Shove there body in the trunk and take there car and Run it right into a river.

[DarkScissors00]

Hey look I'm britny spears "opps I did it again" lol

[mrschocolatecake9]

I hate to work with the crazies of the world

[TheKaze00]

A dentist, because people come with vomit smell in their mouths. gross

[PennyCollier]

like if your watching this in 2012

god it feels amazing to say that :D

[BradLeeTV]

@PennyCollier No, we're still watching this in fucking 2009. Get a life.

[dhardy32]

a dick guy

[carebear2429]

stuck in an office all day long with a desk and a computer!

[MegGoesRawrX3]

3:35 At Least It Wasn't Your Stick Shane :P

[Alli141015]

I watched this a couple years back. This was my first Shane Dawson video that I ever watched. xD

[imbcom1lol]

Maid that wood f n sucj

[chix907]

a foot massager! ewwww!

[GameingWithAmber]

i would think being a nurse would be hell, but i want to be a vetenarian, because i love animals

[jeydonwalelover55]

a mall cop

cause yhu have too deal with bullshit like kids



[TheBlankpages37]

Prostitute or Stripper.

[cartmanvsstewie121]

i dont wanna be a gay stripper

[BinaryGirl1013]

Excuse the pun... :P

[handcuffedplankers]

doctor, veterinarian, or dentist.

[KaChi230]

gyno

[wtckcs]

any kind of customer service

[MrLooky09]

at a gay porn shop

[AKLSounthernBelle]

So She Pulled Her Pussy(TheCat) Out Of Her Pussy ? (: Like This If You Get It !

[reagan804]

I miss these old videos. <3

[22keshalover]

tech support, i cant handle stupid people. 

[noars101]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh.Probaly a teacher because i dont like torturing kids

[RokujouNaitoYitame52]

What was I suppose to talk about . . . ?

[tombomb81]

id never like to work in a nursery it would be like an endless suply of wet shit

[TheLeeannBryan]

I work at Wendy's and it's definitely shown me how stupid people really are!BTW your adorable(:

K bye!

[hannah72450]

Umm...... PLUMBER, Fastfood ppl, walmart guy!

[zuzulover100]

NEVER GONNA BE A DAMN ... whats it called?..... uhhh... oh well i wouldnt wanna be a whore or stripper XD

[Alisonlikescookies]

touching boobs all day like my mom!!! im not lesbian!(:

[BLOB8315]

I would hate to make pointless vlogs and sketches.....no I'm just kidding I would hate being a plumber

[CariCricket]

i er wat go to be sex person please do a video

of it plaese big fan bye bye

[TheFallenPromise]

Well at least we know that Billy cares...

Hehehe

[SmoshyGoodness87]

until i got laid-off recently my (first) job was in a pizzeria. it...sucks...ASS!!!!! i HATE working in the food industry! boss sucks! customers suck! they're all too frickin picky!

[greendaygirl34comca]

I NEVER WANT A JOB THAT HAS TO DO WITH KIDS!! EWWWWWWW

[Hollysuperstar11]

I never want to work in asda my mum dad uncles and dads girlfriend and they will never let me work there so I think working there would b hell even the rest of ma family that don't even work there won't let me :)

[AyaG2000]

lol those are shanes mom's legs

[adriennestpeter1999]

hehe im 12 i dont have a job

[jhauk68]

britney spears son

[jyleandchixz]

MY JOB IS A JANITOR

[zebratastic11]

Ummm..probably working as gardener lol

[123456awsomegirl]

i the worst job would be working at a funereal home

[feak2unowgirl]

Work with little snot nose little brats.... Oh wait! That is my job : |

[Skrillex818]

The worst job I would never want to do Is work at a cemetery... All you do is just sit there and make sure none of the bodies come out of the ground. And also make sure not to step on a grave because some of the homo sexual kids that lose there family WILL try to kill you for stepping on it! Also, be careful with the religious people they'll put some evil voodoo spell or spirt on you. So, yea not the best job in the world.

[laurqenFTW]

y would cats wacht tv they should go to bored way and see cats get it haha

[ivegonzalez]

im 12 years old and the worst job for me would be being a banker