Man vs. Wild - Vietnam - Spitting Cobra

[BeyondDestiny]

Oh SHIT!! A COBRA THAT SPITS VENOM!! let's tie the camera to a branch and fuck with it, yeah?! YEAH!

[junkman12341]

Toughest people on the planet chuck Norris, Bear grills, Bruce willis and Arnold shwartzignater and old spice guy

Thumbs up if you agree

[dfggrggsg]

@junkman12341 How the fuck do you spell Arnold Schwarzenegger you dumbass! - like this yeah

[98687]

That is a set up if ever I saw one.

[TheLightShade5]

I use to be a survivalist like him once, then I took a cobra to the knee. Now, I "drink my own piss" (: there...now errrbody can be happy. lol

[zenophas]

Shit~~~ A spitting COBRA! Better use it as a condom.

[Nin10doGamer97]

So many piss jokes.

[TheApeRape123]

At the end.. 'he's pissed' aah, the irony.

[fobrox97]

"this is one snake you dont wanna mess with"

ok then stick a camera in its face

[insanityisvanity]

0:19, the snake was like- there comes that piss drinker i saw on T.V yesterday.

[GMdark11]

scroll back up does comment don't have protein

[MrGamergg]

@GMdark11

What the fuck are you talking about?

[araluvmiura17]

put the venom in the glass ang mixx with water ang drink it hahaha

[litojonny]

"we dont wana be any closer"

-pokes it with stick-

[welkmanshrimp]

He's pissed..? Nice pun there Bear :D

[direwolfmusic]

seems like if you knew what you were doing, you'd want to mess with that snake even less...

[LoadedFirearms]

@direwolfmusic Not for boys

[seanjosephtan]

"Americans"

[denofruean]

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE COMMERCIALS.

[bassatneb]

gay

[CourseTB]

He's pissed? Well don't just stand there! - GO DRINK IT BRO.

[LoadedFirearms]

@CourseTB lol rofl lmao

[GuildOfGaming]

@BadaBing720

You mean why is the narrator guy from Man vs. Wild in Black Ops Zombies.

[Nikodios]

@BadaBing720 Ur comment took me by surprise. My name is Nikolai and i play black ops. just mind fucked me lol

[IncrediblyStupidName]

yo snake! you better watch out 'cus bear grylls gonna be doing the spitting here XD

[CourseTB]

@IncrediblyStupidName lol :D

[aarvik16]

@BadaBing720

to make money? whatelse

[smokindaganja1234]

that is what you do not want in your eye....my piss on the other hand

[AtillaAtesOfficial]

Shit !!! A POISONOUS COBRA !!! - Better drink my own piss...

[mastercheif98612]

this is why you carry a gun

[Casshyr]

damn what happen to eating it?

[jonvrix]

BEAR:it's pissed



[jasperket]

Bear Grylls:see that? bieber is full of protein

[magicpsp100]

is it just me or did anyone else felt a tinglimg on your forehead?

[iPhTx3]

@magicpsp100 O.o i dunno why but yea... I felt it too.

[eggheadnin]

SHIT A SPITTING COBRA!!!! IM PISSING MYSELF!! wait i should drink that

[EminemIsMyBrother]

1:05 i felt tingly on the bottom of my forehead

[frozenv]

@EminemIsMyBrother gawd i did too @_@

[4dresdner]

I thought he will piss at her...

[MaSterdao07]

why he didn't eat the cobra?

[BananaTofuGaming]

@MaSterdao07 *facepalm*

[MrIrishland]

love seeing all these piss comments

[grazenificationful]

Bear- "Oh look, snake venom is edible... because I'm fucking Bear Grylls."

Cameraman- "Fuck."

[moonkick360]

A cobra spit on me,better drink my own piss

[jabobohroonie]

COVER YOUR I'S COVER YOUR I'S

[1992jamo]

"He's pissed" in my mouth.

[MrFisken123]

lol the snake licked the camera rofl

[darnjack0roll]

why didnt he put some of that poison from the camera into some kinda huntingstick and then he could kill every animal with just 1 hit

[Sasuke98764]

Nice tongue you got there,cobra.

[DJBuckCallYo]

i'm new to watching this, is this show all about a guy poking animals with a stick? ;P

[devilslaya25]

FALCON... MUUUUUUUUNCH!

[SkilledClips]

better drink my own.. no fuck the piss comments xD

[Spudsmckenzie1000]

Bear Grylls: You can just see the snake staring strrrraight at me..

Snake: "The Fucks this idiot looking at? I'll Whip his assss!!!"

[Nickawesomejr]

Better Drink Some Piss A Cola To Give us Energy

[XCIIXII]

@Nickawesomejr did u really think that was funny?

[theGagarianplanet]

press 9: YES!! XD

[bobbyjajay1]

Lol press 8

[ryanwong0119]

He doesnt get paid enough.

[melikehardstylez]

i do NOT wanna get too close to this snake! "starts poking it with a camera on a stick" hardcore type there, indeed

[vevegir]

INDIANA JONE'S A NOOB COMPARED TO BEAR!!!

[OneMillonAce]

the russian voice at the end cracks me up XD

[Dhragonfly]

@OneMillonAce you mean Scottish..?

[TheMachinimaFilms]

Snake: Thats a very nice stick you have there...be a shame if something happens to it

[innerdeth]

@TheMachinimaFilms Metal Gear, Cardboard Box reference?

[TheMachinimaFilms]

@innerdeth minecraft, yogscast watch there videos

[MrGhostphone]

honey bear don't give a shit, honey bear drinks piss

[mrhalo635]

chuck norris does this stuff for his every day activitie's........exept drink his own piss that is

[GeishaDevi]

0:15 snake is probably thinking oh snap not this pee drinking looney XD

[FlipSideRnB]

0:26 Bear POV. LOL

[Vietcong01]

the last guy who played around with wild animals like that was killed by a sting ray.

[kinetica2024]

Bear: I don't want to be any closer. He's looking straight at me. *shoves camera in face

Cobra: SH*T!! HE'S ATTACKING! RUN BEFORE HE EATS US!!!!

[funnychoccookie]

"This is one snake you dont want to mess with if you dont know what your doing"

*Shoving camera into snakes face*

[iTzContactz]

@funnychoccookie Good thing he knows what hes doing

[J0RD4N3V4N5]

@iTzContactz no you killed it.

[iTzContactz]

@J0RD4N3V4N5 uMADbro?

[J0RD4N3V4N5]

@iTzContactz hahahha yes..

[kateandscoutsvids]

1:06

cobra "get that camera out of my face foo!"

[T9erful]

damn bear you scary

[RaffikaSky]

Damn Nature, You Scary! (Over used joke, much?)

[PPPPWNAGE]

''let's move away from it now...he's pissed LMFAO

[N330AA]

What type of snake is that? Looks very similar to a King Cobra.

[dragonicafan10]

@N330AA Are you retarded? IT says in the title "Spitting Cobra" and bear says it multiple times too. FAIL

[N330AA]

@dragonicafan10 "Spitting Cobra" is not a specie. *generic childish insult*

[globnoob999]

if steve irwin still lives and sees this he would fuckin beat the hell out of bear grylls

[benolt123]

umad snake?

[smokyPR0]

0:58 i feel blind allready

[miltos14031998]

fuck chuck norris....we have Bear Grylls

[Mephiles55510]

Bear Grylls is awesome with survival i learned alot from him

[Thyphoidz]

lets move away from him hes Pissed xD

[janosiadam]

Who else thought that he will drink the venom?

[worldistrouble]

Bear Grylls is like a human cockroach... He will probably be the last man standing after apocalypse.

[StarfishesRawesome]

The cobra isnt pissed about the camera in his face, hes pissed that hes not Bear Grylls.

[AngelGlitterzz]

That is a litlle too close for me...

[fireshot598]

Go to 0:01 xD thumbs up for helpfulness.

[RandomPedestrian63]

@fireshot598 that doesnt work

[fireshot598]

@RandomPedestrian63 Shhhhhhhhhhhhh........



[myshcoolaccount]

bear gryls is so ausome, even nikolai was talking in the end.

[MrBadApple999]

i dont know about this one, but spitting cobras usually have a necrosis inducing venom not paralasys, because they aim for the eyes

[lauryn1011133]

AHHHH A COBRA JUST SPIT AT ME!

[superfly000]

"Ok lets move away from him now, hes pissed. Better drink my own piss"

[TTxLiiAMMzZ]

Bear vs Chuck norris?

[MrMuthaUcker]

@TTxLiiAMMzZ

There the same person, you will never see them in the same room together.

[spartanprophet]

Oy look over there it's a cobra one of the most venomous snakes in the world, one bite and I'm gone....I'm gonna pick it up.

[kettavan600028]

lucky snake.. one in millions...  lucky to be alive even after been see by bear...

[callofdutynoscopepr0]

SNAKE LOOK AT MA FACE WAIT LEAVE!

[tacomang]

Bear Grylls is the honey badger of mankind

[Deion3865]

lol wheather we like it or not he makes money

[nefat]

Hah cobra's facial expression 0:18 ftw

[thatguyonce]

Blinded by a spitting cobra? I'll drink my own piss

[Darkninja0214]

the cobra is like "get the hell of my lawn!"

[SuperGermany77]

Bear Grylls can kill two stones with one bird.

[death55555555]

Man: holds camra out to cobra. Cobra: im on tv oh shit first steve and now this ah im goin star son!! XD my joke

[thaishu]

Snakes all like " Hey gaiz, watcha doin?" then "GTFO my face"

[kiss9hug]

@rollinsisamazing EPIC!

[ramboheroz]

"this is one snake you dont wanna mess with if you dont know what youre doing"

Does that imply that he knows what hes doing?

it looks to me as hes just poking the damn snake with a camera...

[THESgtLulz]

Bear Grylls IS CHUCK NORRIS! D:<

[lardtaziumwadmaster]

Guys, I need to know.

Bear grylls or Chuck norris?

[Jacko643]

@lardtaziumwadmaster same person, different costume

[ElWeyChingon]

"ill show you to spit on me!" *pisses on snake*

[ak475008396]

"You can actually see the venom of the camera right here, it is full of protein."

*licks the camera lens*

"Normally any human being would die, but im Bear"

*drink his own piss*

[crackgotmecrazy]

@ak475008396 boooo

[MultiVietMinh]

@ak475008396 in Vietnam we eat the cobra but we left the head and poision blands no to eat

[rockettransam911]

@ak475008396 LMAO that'd be so bad ass xD. The only thing is Venom has to be injected directly into the blood stream to kill you, but you can ingest it and be fine.. not trying to be an ass, just thought that was a fun fact. :P

[010weed010]

@rockettransam911 injesting it won't be fine, it'll go through your digestive system and eventually absorbed by villi in your intestines which will be transfered onto blood cells (it will end up in your bloodstream)

[rockettransam911]

@010weed010 Yes and no.. that's extremely rare. It's the difference between poison and venom.. I bet if everyone who commented on this drank venom, they'd be fine, but of course there's a chance of that not happening lol.

[sk8tr4lf]

@ak475008396 ROFL

[nemmaloo]

@ak475008396 sorry but as a 9 year old I don't understand that (nearly 10 just a week)

[QuantumProphet]

@ak475008396 Imagine the bear gryls fucking a snake?. "You want to protect yourself from the cold" "so you make a jacket out of the snake" LOL

[takaKizne007]

@ak475008396 its actually true, snake venom is packed with protein, u can drink it, snake venom is only deadly when injected into u

[2ciatc]

morale of the story, fuck with spitting cobras using 8 foot plus long sticks

[solarcell2011]

why the fuck are there a fucking hundred 1 minute videos of man vs wild, WTF, post a fucking full episode

[Rihannababy90]

Dayum Nature You Scary!

[JanArdenuzer]

the poor guy riskin his life just to show you tips to survive

[Yourmotwashum]

coolest dude ever!...

[MegaHomeslice]

The camera-"OH MY GOD!"

[latenesatroden86]

This guy is just a stupid.

[narutors1]

1:05 is kidda scary

[JackThERippeRxS4]

i love the russian guy

[blakaranium]

machinima respawn brought me here

[Drastyyy]

He's pissed of course.

[Jackpot1990]

bear doesn't have any hair on his balls because hair cant grow on steel

[CarewlsOnFire]

@Jackpot1990 No, he just shaves his balls at the hotel while shooting each programme

[ZiiPoP96]

@Jackpot1990 xDDD lol your funny :D

[crackgotmecrazy]

@Jackpot1990 boooo

[HIkaruSashimi]

@Jackpot1990 so... is there sperm of steel?

[QuantumProphet]

@Jackpot1990 how dya know he's got balls?. Maybe those fell cuz thei are in the way of the leg movement :D

[neo296]

0:59 the snake say's cheeeeeese ! :P

[SikuntXD]

Ramirez...

[samsamsam1133]

no shit hes pissed you just poked him 5 times with a camera :L

[powerjazzatitain]

@MrAndrewAbe None taken, i don't care much for Chuck Norris either.

[powerjazzatitain]

@MrAndrewAbe .. I know D:

[minime262]

"This is one snake you don't want to mess with if you don't know what you are doing"...pokes repeatedly

[Torreskid971]

Spitting COBRA

SO DEADLY.... better drink my own piss

[PwnzingFilms]

The snake's pissed.

Gotta drink my own piss.

[Stooop69]

"This Venom Right here is considered a delicacy in some parts of the world"

[powerjazzatitain]

Chuck Norris got spat in the eye by this cobra, and after a day of pain, the cobra died.

[Morevalor]

Chuck Norris doesn't need venom, he just uses his apperance to blind things

[mitchBBB]

lol "it's pissed"

no shit!

[AznPr1des]

geez just wear some goggles problem solved lol

[masterdeathify]

A wild Bear Grills appeared

Bear used: Camera poke.

It was blocked by Cobra.

Cobra used: Spit.

Super effective.

Bear fled.

[MrNinjaNuker]

@masterdeathify no no its its the other way around



[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

lmao it never ceases to amaze me the typical male response to an agitated animal

"Its pissed!"

[xDeathmetalMan96x]

Bear 1

Snake 0

[Biotasm]

Bear grylls probably spat back into the cobra's eyes xD

[beaux6]

1:20 I didn't know Zangief did commentary's

[YeuLaKho]

scary.........................­ cobra

[porteroliver]

it's venom, Bear. Not poison. Don't misinform you're audience. :) (0:49)

[Kracg999]

Crazy mother fucker.

[doubleac13]

I love the dude at the end who's talking all awesome,

[pebblesunite]

"This is one snake you dont wanna mess with, if you dont know what your doing" as he pokes the snake with the camera

[motorgame]

@pebblesunite

the camera was attached to a stick

[bothrops9]

Spitting cobras do not blind their prey before they attack, the 'spitting' is a defensive reaction

[LightSpeed333]

ok now how you gonna clean the camera lense! i would have never used that camera again.

[MrHridis]

Bear Gryll is Chuck Norris