I HAVE JUST DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. I have paused the video and am now going to bed. I have worked day and night for ten years trying to build up the willpower to pause it and leave the computer, but I FINALLY did it!!!
at like 1:21 amir's face is priceless :) and sandra: the little engine that can't ...wow. mean nickname. hahahhaha whoa. principal farley farted :) hahahahhaha i love you guys!!
@thagrammarnazi no...he said he has 27 nieces and nephews...11 girls, 11 boys. so yes there are 5 genderless ones. But, he never said the 5 he named were the genderless ones.
@fdrdevotee couldn't Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra be in the same category as the 22 boys and girls rather than assuming they are outside of the bounds? so Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra are part of the 22 boys and girls
@fdrdevotee smart deduction however I'll need to refute that. You see my dear Watson, when Amir said he had 11 boy and 11 girl nieces and nephews I think he expected Jake to ask who the other 5 members of that group were. However when Jake didn't ask than he proceeded to name them anyway.
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This is the worst collegehumor video I have ever seen... is Amir even still in college? I definitely regret that this made it into my youtube digest. I watch like two videos a month and it HAD to be this crap.
@SlyCooperRuler Perhaps you are right, when I drop out of college and go back to secondary school I'll give you a ring and apologize for not having a childish sense of humor.
@SlyCooperRuler No reason to be pushy about it, little fellow. Everything we like gets criticized by someone - you'd better get used to it and stop being butthurt about incrediblly trivial things such as these. I don't even get why you feel any sort of need to be on the defensive side of an argument that has nothing to do with you, I'm sure Jake and Amir are bigger men, taking comments into consideration with silence.
Now, sir, I take my hat off to you and wish you a pleasant day.
@throsturth lol you may have read my comment that way but I just think it's dumb to comment on something that you don't think is worth it. Sounds like a case of grade A assholeness.
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@faakid it doesn't matter if the people who liked it are the "RARE" 100 or not, what matters is that people, unlike you, enjoyed it enough to intentionally like the comment
Shit I meant Sandra
FinalFantasyLover14 1 week ago
Don't anyone dare making a fucking joke about arrows and knees because of Sarah
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RaNdOmJaCkO 1 week ago
Five months is a long time
My school did Julius Cesar in eight weeks
And everyone was almost perfect we worked with pros so it was not a normal hs play
TheDoodleChicken 1 week ago
Booing and clapping your hands at the same time? Only Amir...
EternityHime 1 week ago
kml..booo booo encore booo ...why encore.. i wanna boo them one more time lol!
IrepJnigga 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
I'm surprised no one has made an arrow to the knee joke yet
Jimmy52905 1 week ago
are they using a green screen?
TheDusteMikkel 1 week ago
Doobs is in the back!
ImBeingQuiteFrank 4 weeks ago
@ImBeingQuiteFrank I dont think thats Doobs.
MorningMidget 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Best Jake and Amir yet!
25thekill 1 month ago
there names are: RYAN,BRIAN,FRIAN,AND SANDRA;the lil engine that cant
Mauricionegrito11 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
NICE FART PRINCIPAL!!!! I REALLY THINK U SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE BEANS
Starman87100 1 month ago
Jake: "You're even wrong when you're already wrong"
Amir: "That's Beautiful"
ilove921 1 month ago
I HAVE JUST DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. I have paused the video and am now going to bed. I have worked day and night for ten years trying to build up the willpower to pause it and leave the computer, but I FINALLY did it!!!
WatchMeSpore 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
0:33 wrongception?
JackKnifeProductions 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
there is no 2:11 O.o
TheSupaTwinkie 1 month ago
Why does Amir keep shitting his pants? lol
Zholat 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Zholat doggystyle
524coconut 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
My name is Ryan lol
ohmygoditsyomamma 2 months ago
Jake's hot.
LexisBacon 2 months ago
My name is Sandra
mynameissandranguyen 2 months ago
Is this the same cousin that Jake kissed on a Tuesday?
Nijokaz 2 months ago
is that shane dawson behind jake and amir
kevinalexiversen 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Jake and Amir
MegaJane37 2 months ago
this is by far the funniest jake and amir lmao. i wanna see the outtakes
LOLHICRONO 3 months ago
"boo, boo, boo, encore"
"why encore"
"I wanna boo them one more time"
haha
Hello4808 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor 2
I'm prairie doggin' it.
JakeTheFakeReal 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
What a friken as.hole (sarcasm) :)
OHreally139 3 months ago
"Legit prarie doggin it"
me too amir, me too
IAmUnorigional 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
at like 1:21 amir's face is priceless :) and sandra: the little engine that can't ...wow. mean nickname. hahahhaha whoa. principal farley farted :) hahahahhaha i love you guys!!
StellarPeller 3 months ago
That's pretty smart. Encore, so you can boo them one more time
MCA5EY 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Ryan brian fryin and sandra 0-0. :D
ggboy292 3 months ago
dont tell me where to shit man! lol
XLUpLoaderXL 3 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir part 2
oh ya Amir's proud of his 27 cousins, well Dwight Schrute Has 70 each one better than the last.
TheDaywalkeratnite 3 months ago 2
Why would anyone bring Amir to a play??
Pinkberrythecat 3 months ago
Ahahahahah! Why did Jake bring Amir?! XD He should've known this would happen! ^^
eternalbutterfly 3 months ago
Fuck what is the play? Saw?
therifatalkshow 4 months ago
Amir i just saw you in the new trailer for harold and kumar and im so fucking surprises its going to be the best
Movie
MrGoProPRO 4 months ago 48
Jake should've known not to bring Amir.
Inzanti 4 months ago
@Inzanti He cannot do that - they are one.
SincereCreature 3 months ago
Lmao my principal's name is legitimately Mr. Farley XD
mahnea747 4 months ago
Why did Jake get in trouble?
1031Sonic 4 months ago
11 plus 11 equals 27??
bionicleman2 4 months ago
11 + 11 = 26.
TheOtakuMusician 4 months ago
Amir is a jerk...off
DarkKnightroolz 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
so we sorta discourage her from doing stuff... lol this is hilarios
atrulock219 4 months ago
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atrulock219 4 months ago
i got 27 nieces and nephews. 11 girls 11 boys :D
awreally 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@fdrdevotee um no if they're genderless what are they nieces or nephews?
popretmaster 4 months ago
@stayswired12 why r u saying encore?
nexus8666 4 months ago
you are supreme..ah ah...the chicks will cream...ah ah...
i lost my shit
CHUNDERTHUNDER99 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
"boo boo boo encore"
stayswired12 4 months ago 2
That's it, I have watched every single episode of Jake and Amir. What am I supposed to do now?
FionaCullen7 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Wait... so Amir said he has 27 nieces and nephews; 11 are boys, 11 are girls. Then he went on to name 5 of them.
11 + 11 + 5 = 27
Conclusion: Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra are all genderless.
fdrdevotee 4 months ago 162
@fdrdevotee fuck you asshole
zooman90210 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@zooman90210 Thanks, I love you too.
fdrdevotee 3 months ago
@fdrdevotee Dude!!!! youre so right 27! thanks for catching that hahah yeeee
killahoekillahoedead 3 months ago
@fdrdevotee conclusion: Amir is bad at maths
music4meh 3 months ago
@fdrdevotee he mentioned that Sandra was a 'she'.. sooo...
imunchify 2 months ago
@fdrdevotee Shit you have time...
maptik 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@fdrdevotee ya but then amir called sandra she... conclusion don't try to make sense of jake and amir. IT IMPOSSIBLE
nariofan101 1 month ago
@fdrdevotee or transgender...
hifeyracer 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@fdrdevotee how do you know those 5 are the genderless ones?
anotherhappyasianboy 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@anotherhappyasianboy Because Amir said the rest of them are either girls or boys.....
thagrammarnazi 1 month ago
@thagrammarnazi no...he said he has 27 nieces and nephews...11 girls, 11 boys. so yes there are 5 genderless ones. But, he never said the 5 he named were the genderless ones.
anotherhappyasianboy 1 month ago
@anotherhappyasianboy Hmm yeah that works, I see your point now.
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@fdrdevotee couldn't Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra be in the same category as the 22 boys and girls rather than assuming they are outside of the bounds? so Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra are part of the 22 boys and girls
SuperCQC 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@fdrdevotee smart deduction however I'll need to refute that. You see my dear Watson, when Amir said he had 11 boy and 11 girl nieces and nephews I think he expected Jake to ask who the other 5 members of that group were. However when Jake didn't ask than he proceeded to name them anyway.
funfanfiend 1 week ago
@fdrdevotee Sandra is a "her" so a girl, or a train, can't tell which
SerjTankianlol 2 minutes ago
Lmfao. My stomach hurts!
SweetenThekitty96 4 months ago
Lol
sadwhale57 4 months ago
@sadwhale57 what the fuck is your problem?
ericsyutubeaccount 4 months ago
@ericsyutubeaccount and you say this why?
sadwhale57 4 months ago
@sadwhale57 cause im a nigger
ericsyutubeaccount 4 months ago
Who else thinks Jakes hot, just me?
nancyjanira 4 months ago in playlist nancyjanira's favorites 2
That was actually funny
handsomegargoyle2 4 months ago
My Cheeks are so sore from laughing.
TheHollylogan 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
principal farley farted xD
thedragonwolfgirl 4 months ago
insert funny comment from video here:
SNOWINGDINOS 4 months ago
@rapvirtuoso haha well said good sir.
schlomoify 4 months ago
whats prairie dog'in it?
zmarsella 4 months ago
@zmarsella He basically sh*t himself.. XD
DrCreeperz 4 months ago
@JesusPaid4You I believed in god again because of your comment.
Nah just kidding :) Thanks for ruining my good mood. Your like the Mormons of the Internet World.
RapVirtuoso 4 months ago
I have 27 nieces. 11 boys and 11 girls. 11+11=27 :)
happyface230 4 months ago
11boys 11 girls and 5 goats=27 nieces and nephews
U2beAdict 4 months ago
Wow no knees, lol
ArcadeNerrdd22 4 months ago
I wanna Boo them one more time!!
ariluvzmenzablez 4 months ago 3
11+11=27!!!!!
tyrahutcherson02 4 months ago
awkward moment when the set changed............
ACABERCROMBIE92 4 months ago
Amir: Booooo! Booooo! Encore! Booooo!
Jake: Why encore?
Amir: I wanna boo them 1 more time! hahahaha
Parmithia 4 months ago
Lol "it's not like a movie, they can really hear me!"
jofawkes 4 months ago
i dont think 11 and 11 are 27
808Altair 4 months ago
i think that is the only video where i actually want jake to hit amir
SuperUltraNinja1 4 months ago
I have 27 cuzins 11 boys and 11 girls
lpsbgkrocks101 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
College Humor won't be the same without these two lol
KFdelinquent 4 months ago
you guys know that KUT! means vagina in dutch :/
MrPatrickp0078 4 months ago
who else was confused when he said 27 nieces and cousins and then said 11 boys and 11 girls ?
erpvb 4 months ago
wtf lol
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rundown38 4 months ago
I have 27 nieces and nephews 11 girls and 11 boys. That modern math for you..
ParanormalDemonology 4 months ago
If you guys are gonna nitpick these, these next 50 comments aren't even worth saying!
calebscool77 4 months ago
11+11= 27?
ItsMeSavannahP 4 months ago in playlist ItsMeSavannahP's favorites
Sandra: The little engine that can't.
wassup986 4 months ago
11boys + 11 girls = 27 nieces and nephews????
Dharmafulify 4 months ago
FIRST!
MagnificCheese 4 months ago
press 8 six times then press five
thebigq96 4 months ago
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thebigq96 4 months ago
Press 8. ;-D
Macarassacre 4 months ago
keep press 3
"i don't get this at all"
ohlala4u 4 months ago 4
HA! try holding alt and liking my comment
MrGoProPRO 4 months ago 137
@MrGoProPRO Its even better if you hold ALT and dislike it!
DrewMcDaniels 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@DrewMcDaniels woah lemme try!
MrGoProPRO 4 months ago
@DrewMcDaniels hahaha
itsRYNOstyle 4 months ago
@MrGoProPRO no
JoshLikeCrazy 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i had Principal Farley. :P
AllMightyDl 4 months ago 2
crap, now i've got to fine @DrahcirLXIV 's comment -.-
Beakybal4 4 months ago 4
27 cousins 11 boys 11 girls!!! haha
mattmatt09123 4 months ago 7
Right after Amir said "the little engine that cant" I went to my pandora and it was playing "I Think I Can" by Animal Collective. 0_o
StevieStarky 4 months ago
You're watching Drake and Josh!
Dryftburn 4 months ago
my roommate had never seen jake and amir. . .when she saw this after it ended she said, "So what. . .are they like a gay couple or something?"
Erktizzle 4 months ago 197
At our play I swear we had an exact copy of Amir! It was funny though.
TheOtakuReal 4 months ago
The little engine that can't, lol
gccseagle 4 months ago
Why did Jake bring Amir to the play?
Emery207 4 months ago 2
he has 27 nieces and nephews 11 of each .... anyone else see the problem?
ThreatofDoom 4 months ago 5
1:22 i have 27 niece's and nephews 11 boys and 11 girls
11+11=22 ahhaha
lambeynbsc5 4 months ago
This is just fucking shit no wonder amir gf chose jake n not amir....
Amir....u are a fucking idiot
powerforever 4 months ago
@powerforever Great actor isnt he makes you hate him soo much lol
Bloodvoid2 4 months ago
Indian Steve Carell in top left at 2:03
72david72lp 4 months ago 3
She's got legit no knees.
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LOL @ CC BUTTON:
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like the ruling he won the pulitzer
denta43211234 4 months ago
Is Amir Arabic? He looks Persian.
HBKANDREYROCKS 4 months ago
@HBKANDREYROCKS jew
Kamikazeesouled 4 months ago
@Kamikazeesouled He can't be an Arabic Jew? I wasn't talking about his religion, but nationality. Thanks anyway.
HBKANDREYROCKS 4 months ago
@HBKANDREYROCKS Ethnic Jew dumbass
Kamikazeesouled 4 months ago
Lol good vid
derekthebeast123 4 months ago
Amir said he had 27 neices and nephews and the he said 11 boys and 11 girls that's only 22
togamon1 4 months ago
@togamon1 Exactly. :P
ChaosCallMe 4 months ago
@togamon1 shemales....
Hedes003 4 months ago
This is my new favorite collegehumor vid
VideosOnPaperM 4 months ago
HAHAHA FUNNIEST ONE IN A LONG TIME
Hitlerwearsasnuggie 4 months ago
I would've killed Amir 10 secs in
pianosidechat 4 months ago 5
This is the worst collegehumor video I have ever seen... is Amir even still in college? I definitely regret that this made it into my youtube digest. I watch like two videos a month and it HAD to be this crap.
throsturth 4 months ago
@throsturth We, the fans who have a sense of humor, could do without you. Please learn to have emotions and then come back to youtube.
SlyCooperRuler 4 months ago
@SlyCooperRuler Perhaps you are right, when I drop out of college and go back to secondary school I'll give you a ring and apologize for not having a childish sense of humor.
throsturth 4 months ago
@throsturth Sounds like a plan. Just go away for whatever reasons.
SlyCooperRuler 4 months ago
@SlyCooperRuler No reason to be pushy about it, little fellow. Everything we like gets criticized by someone - you'd better get used to it and stop being butthurt about incrediblly trivial things such as these. I don't even get why you feel any sort of need to be on the defensive side of an argument that has nothing to do with you, I'm sure Jake and Amir are bigger men, taking comments into consideration with silence.
Now, sir, I take my hat off to you and wish you a pleasant day.
throsturth 4 months ago
@throsturth lol you may have read my comment that way but I just think it's dumb to comment on something that you don't think is worth it. Sounds like a case of grade A assholeness.
SlyCooperRuler 4 months ago
@SlyCooperRuler Well, at least it's nice to know that even my comments are worth commenting on.
throsturth 4 months ago
I would kick his ass everyday just because. And you know what Im fine with being the Angry black man, he deserves it. piece of shit.
joarpu2 4 months ago
the man sitting behind Jake is very professional and handsome... :P
AJ780203 4 months ago 2
Fuck Amir...just shut up man.
sorry guys, used to be good, but just...stop.
rammsteinrulz16 4 months ago 2
Don't tell me where to shit man!
LMPFIYDSALAYMMI 4 months ago 187
@LMPFIYDSALAYMMI yea he's on the lose..
GanjaGod666 4 months ago
@LMPFIYDSALAYMMI Hey dude! Were not deaf! Let us watch the freakin video without your stupid ass quotes!!!
faakid 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@faakid First, it's "We're". Second, if my comment was really a "stupid ass quote," I doubt over a 100 people would have liked it. Now, why don't you go and play with your snakes? That looks exhilarating!
LMPFIYDSALAYMMI 4 months ago
@LMPFIYDSALAYMMI Yes, it is very fun. And only the RARE 100 people bother to thumbs up EVERY top comment accidentally.
faakid 4 months ago
@faakid it doesn't matter if the people who liked it are the "RARE" 100 or not, what matters is that people, unlike you, enjoyed it enough to intentionally like the comment
LMPFIYDSALAYMMI 4 months ago
Amir: BOOO, Encore!
Jake: Why Encore?
Amir: I wanna boo them again.
132bumblebee 4 months ago 4
Amir, I think you should stop being such a fuckface. It used to be funny.
NicknPayphone 4 months ago
@NicknPayphone .. it's not real you know.
holycrabdotcom 4 months ago
I can't wait to see amir's brother .. I hope amir tells him how retard is he.
remember jake and amir park
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Those poor kids. XD
TheGeneticGlow 4 months ago
u guys used to be really funny but i feel like ur trying to hard now
TheJoeDohn 4 months ago
'I have 27 nieces and nephews, 11 girls and 11 boys!'
thats 22...
jessicaaaboii 4 months ago
You're even wrong when you're already wrong
MissTeenageNothing 4 months ago
Why did Jake bring Amir with him?
musamore 4 months ago 2
@musamore Amir found out Jake was going, bought a ticket and cried untill it was the seat beside Jake.
skullythebloger 4 months ago
I want to boo them one more time~ LOL.. Gotta love that guy :P
satsukizama 4 months ago
DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO SHIT MAN!! LMAO
96greon 4 months ago
11+11=27?
smirnoff769 4 months ago