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  • Shit I meant Sandra

  • Don't anyone dare making a fucking joke about arrows and knees because of Sarah

  • Five months is a long time

    My school did Julius Cesar in eight weeks

    And everyone was almost perfect we worked with pros so it was not a normal hs play

  • Booing and clapping your hands at the same time? Only Amir...

  • kml..booo booo encore booo ...why encore.. i wanna boo them one more time lol!

  • I'm surprised no one has made an arrow to the knee joke yet

  • are they using a green screen?

  • Doobs is in the back!

  • @ImBeingQuiteFrank I dont think thats Doobs.

  • Best Jake and Amir yet!

  • there names are: RYAN,BRIAN,FRIAN,AND SANDRA;the lil engine that cant

  • NICE FART PRINCIPAL!!!! I REALLY THINK U SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE BEANS

  • Jake: "You're even wrong when you're already wrong"

    Amir: "That's Beautiful"

  • I HAVE JUST DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE. I have paused the video and am now going to bed. I have worked day and night for ten years trying to build up the willpower to pause it and leave the computer, but I FINALLY did it!!!

  • 0:33 wrongception?

  • there is no 2:11 O.o

  • Why does Amir keep shitting his pants? lol

  • @Zholat doggystyle

    

  • My name is Ryan lol

  • Jake's hot.

  • My name is Sandra

  • Is this the same cousin that Jake kissed on a Tuesday?

  • is that shane dawson behind jake and amir

  • Jake and Amir

  • this is by far the funniest jake and amir lmao. i wanna see the outtakes

  • "boo, boo, boo, encore"

    "why encore"

    "I wanna boo them one more time"

    haha

  • I'm prairie doggin' it.

  • What a friken as.hole (sarcasm) :)

  • "Legit prarie doggin it"

    me too amir, me too

  • at like 1:21 amir's face is priceless :) and sandra: the little engine that can't ...wow. mean nickname. hahahhaha whoa. principal farley farted :) hahahahhaha i love you guys!!

  • That's pretty smart. Encore, so you can boo them one more time

  • Ryan brian fryin and sandra 0-0. :D

  • dont tell me where to shit man! lol

  • oh ya Amir's proud of his 27 cousins, well Dwight Schrute Has 70 each one better than the last.

  • Why would anyone bring Amir to a play??

  • Ahahahahah! Why did Jake bring Amir?! XD He should've known this would happen! ^^

  • Fuck what is the play? Saw?

  • Amir i just saw you in the new trailer for harold and kumar and im so fucking surprises its going to be the best

    Movie

  • Jake should've known not to bring Amir.

  • @Inzanti He cannot do that - they are one.

  • Lmao my principal's name is legitimately Mr. Farley XD

  • Why did Jake get in trouble?

  • 11 plus 11 equals 27??

  • 11 + 11 = 26.

  • Amir is a jerk...off

  • so we sorta discourage her from doing stuff... lol this is hilarios

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  • i got 27 nieces and nephews. 11 girls 11 boys :D

  • @fdrdevotee um no if they're genderless what are they nieces or nephews?

  • @stayswired12 why r u saying encore?

  • you are supreme..ah ah...the chicks will cream...ah ah...

    i lost my shit

  • "boo boo boo encore"

  • That's it, I have watched every single episode of Jake and Amir. What am I supposed to do now?

  • Wait... so Amir said he has 27 nieces and nephews; 11 are boys, 11 are girls. Then he went on to name 5 of them.

    11 + 11 + 5 = 27

    Conclusion: Ryan, Brian, Cryin', Fryin' and Sandra are all genderless.

  • @fdrdevotee fuck you asshole

  • @zooman90210 Thanks, I love you too.

  • @fdrdevotee Dude!!!! youre so right 27! thanks for catching that hahah yeeee

  • @fdrdevotee conclusion: Amir is bad at maths

  • @fdrdevotee he mentioned that Sandra was a 'she'.. sooo...

  • @fdrdevotee Shit you have time...

  • @fdrdevotee ya but then amir called sandra she... conclusion don't try to make sense of jake and amir. IT IMPOSSIBLE

  • @fdrdevotee or transgender... 

  • @fdrdevotee how do you know those 5 are the genderless ones?

  • @anotherhappyasianboy Because Amir said the rest of them are either girls or boys.....

  • @thagrammarnazi no...he said he has 27 nieces and nephews...11 girls, 11 boys. so yes there are 5 genderless ones. But, he never said the 5 he named were the genderless ones.

  • @anotherhappyasianboy Hmm yeah that works, I see your point now.

  • @fdrdevotee smart deduction however I'll need to refute that. You see my dear Watson, when Amir said he had 11 boy and 11 girl nieces and nephews I think he expected Jake to ask who the other 5 members of that group were. However when Jake didn't ask than he proceeded to name them anyway.

  • @fdrdevotee Sandra is a "her" so a girl, or a train, can't tell which

  • Lmfao. My stomach hurts!

  • Lol

  • @sadwhale57 what the fuck is your problem?

  • @ericsyutubeaccount and you say this why?

  • @sadwhale57 cause im a nigger

  • Who else thinks Jakes hot, just me?

  • That was actually funny

  • My Cheeks are so sore from laughing.

  • principal farley farted xD

  • insert funny comment from video here:

  • @rapvirtuoso haha well said good sir.

  • whats prairie dog'in it?

  • @zmarsella He basically sh*t himself.. XD

  • @JesusPaid4You I believed in god again because of your comment.

    Nah just kidding :) Thanks for ruining my good mood. Your like the Mormons of the Internet World.

  • I have 27 nieces. 11 boys and 11 girls. 11+11=27 :)

  • 11boys 11 girls and 5 goats=27 nieces and nephews

  • Wow no knees, lol

  • I wanna Boo them one more time!!

  • 11+11=27!!!!!

  • awkward moment when the set changed............

  • Amir: Booooo! Booooo! Encore! Booooo!

    Jake: Why encore?

    Amir: I wanna boo them 1 more time! hahahaha

  • Lol "it's not like a movie, they can really hear me!"

  • i dont think 11 and 11 are 27

  • i think that is the only video where i actually want jake to hit amir

  • I have 27 cuzins 11 boys and 11 girls

  • College Humor won't be the same without these two lol

  • you guys know that KUT! means vagina in dutch :/

  • who else was confused when he said 27 nieces and cousins and then said 11 boys and 11 girls ?

  • wtf lol

  • I have 27 nieces and nephews 11 girls and 11 boys. That modern math for you..

  • If you guys are gonna nitpick these, these next 50 comments aren't even worth saying!

  • 11+11= 27? 

  • Sandra: The little engine that can't.

  • 11boys + 11 girls = 27 nieces and nephews????

  • FIRST!

  • press 8 six times then press five

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  • Press 8. ;-D

  • keep press 3

    "i don't get this at all"

  • HA! try holding alt and liking my comment

  • @MrGoProPRO Its even better if you hold ALT and dislike it!

  • @DrewMcDaniels woah lemme try!

  • @DrewMcDaniels hahaha

  • @MrGoProPRO no

  • i had Principal Farley. :P

  • crap, now i've got to fine @DrahcirLXIV 's comment -.-

  • 27 cousins 11 boys 11 girls!!! haha

  • Right after Amir said "the little engine that cant" I went to my pandora and it was playing "I Think I Can" by Animal Collective. 0_o

  • You're watching Drake and Josh!

  • my roommate had never seen jake and amir. . .when she saw this after it ended she said, "So what. . .are they like a gay couple or something?"

  • At our play I swear we had an exact copy of Amir! It was funny though.

  • The little engine that can't, lol

    

  • Why did Jake bring Amir to the play?

  • he has 27 nieces and nephews 11 of each .... anyone else see the problem?

  • 1:22 i have 27 niece's and nephews 11 boys and 11 girls

    11+11=22 ahhaha

  • This is just fucking shit no wonder amir gf chose jake n not amir....

    Amir....u are a fucking idiot

  • @powerforever Great actor isnt he makes you hate him soo much lol

  • Indian Steve Carell in top left at 2:03

  • She's got legit no knees.

  • LOL @ CC BUTTON:

    Your watching creativity etc dot partner

    like the ruling he won the pulitzer

  • Is Amir Arabic? He looks Persian.

  • @Kamikazeesouled He can't be an Arabic Jew? I wasn't talking about his religion, but nationality. Thanks anyway.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS Ethnic Jew dumbass

  • Lol good vid

  • Amir said he had 27 neices and nephews and the he said 11 boys and 11 girls that's only 22

  • @togamon1 Exactly. :P

  • @togamon1 shemales....

  • This is my new favorite collegehumor vid

  • HAHAHA FUNNIEST ONE IN A LONG TIME

  • I would've killed Amir 10 secs in

  • This is the worst collegehumor video I have ever seen... is Amir even still in college? I definitely regret that this made it into my youtube digest. I watch like two videos a month and it HAD to be this crap.

  • @throsturth We, the fans who have a sense of humor, could do without you. Please learn to have emotions and then come back to youtube.

  • @SlyCooperRuler Perhaps you are right, when I drop out of college and go back to secondary school I'll give you a ring and apologize for not having a childish sense of humor.

  • @throsturth Sounds like a plan. Just go away for whatever reasons.

  • @SlyCooperRuler No reason to be pushy about it, little fellow. Everything we like gets criticized by someone - you'd better get used to it and stop being butthurt about incrediblly trivial things such as these. I don't even get why you feel any sort of need to be on the defensive side of an argument that has nothing to do with you, I'm sure Jake and Amir are bigger men, taking comments into consideration with silence.

    Now, sir, I take my hat off to you and wish you a pleasant day.

  • @throsturth lol you may have read my comment that way but I just think it's dumb to comment on something that you don't think is worth it. Sounds like a case of grade A assholeness.

  • @SlyCooperRuler Well, at least it's nice to know that even my comments are worth commenting on.

  • I would kick his ass everyday just because. And you know what Im fine with being the Angry black man, he deserves it. piece of shit.

  • the man sitting behind Jake is very professional and handsome... :P

  • Fuck Amir...just shut up man.

    sorry guys, used to be good, but just...stop.

  • Don't tell me where to shit man!

  • @LMPFIYDSALAYMMI yea he's on the lose..

  • @LMPFIYDSALAYMMI Hey dude! Were not deaf! Let us watch the freakin video without your stupid ass quotes!!!

  • @faakid First, it's "We're". Second, if my comment was really a "stupid ass quote," I doubt over a 100 people would have liked it. Now, why don't you go and play with your snakes? That looks exhilarating!

  • @LMPFIYDSALAYMMI Yes, it is very fun. And only the RARE 100 people bother to thumbs up EVERY top comment accidentally.

  • @faakid it doesn't matter if the people who liked it are the "RARE" 100 or not, what matters is that people, unlike you, enjoyed it enough to intentionally like the comment

  • Amir: BOOO, Encore!

    Jake: Why Encore?

    Amir: I wanna boo them again.

  • Amir, I think you should stop being such a fuckface. It used to be funny.

  • @NicknPayphone .. it's not real you know.

  • I can't wait to see amir's brother .. I hope amir tells him how retard is he.

    remember jake and amir park

  • u guys used to be really funny but i feel like ur trying to hard now

  • 'I have 27 nieces and nephews, 11 girls and 11 boys!'

    thats 22...

  • You're even wrong when you're already wrong

  • Why did Jake bring Amir with him?

  • @musamore Amir found out Jake was going, bought a ticket and cried untill it was the seat beside Jake.

  • I want to boo them one more time~ LOL.. Gotta love that guy :P

  • DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO SHIT MAN!! LMAO

  • 11+11=27?