Kevin Smith talks about the Lord of the Rings Ending

[fletcher15453]

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YO CHAIR GRANDMA!

[VayuPurana]

I'd fuck samwise....just saying

[lpr5269]

He put this bit in Clerks 2.

[lolatmyfoot]

fuck this fat double d cunt he has to stop for breath every 10 seconds

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot

Are you serious dude? Go the fuck home and watch Jay and Silent Bob. Clerks 1, 2.

Talking shit about Kevin Smith... Is like talking shit about Maynard Keenan. You're a fucking dipshit.

[lolatmyfoot]

@Dloweification get fucked you pubescent fuck. if you love this fat shit so much go suck his dick, if it can even reach your mouth

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot LOL I think someones mommy was a bit of an alcoholic. Hmm? She must have been to fuck trash like your dad. ;)

I got fucked, by your grand mother. It felt good ;) Clearly small dick runs in your family cause she was tight as hell.

Good day sir.

[lolatmyfoot]

@Dloweification haha you just blatently copied what i said you chode sucking little fuck, what you can't think of your own ccomebacks? haha face it you'll never be the man your mother is

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot Are you mentally handicapped? What I said is absolutely nothing close to what you said.

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot Are you mentally handicapped? How in any way, shape or form is what I said even remotely close to what you have said.

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot It is apparent that the one who lacks the comprehensive skill to develop their own come backs is you. I mean, you got owned. Then said I copied you when I clearly have not. No doubt due to your inability to actually come up with something to say. Good job bro. I'm so offended.

[lolatmyfoot]

@Dloweification hey i'm not the one riding the fat fucks dick, just because you're a mentally impaired fuck that sits on hiss computer fapping over pictures of his mom, seriously do something with you life you worthless pile of shit

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot I think I made him cry. xD

I am doing something with my life. Your lack of a developed comprehension of English makes it pretty obvious that you are NOT doing something with your life. Really though, who is copying who here? I called you mentally handicapped, then you called me mentally impaired? Okay, yeah I had a few drinks. Atleast I'm not a fucking retard.

[lolatmyfoot]

@Dloweification loll now you're trying to sound sophisticated haha what a fucking fag., face it bud you'an autistic cum guzzling fuck that worships a fat unfunny fuck who also likes to give his uncle a reach round. haha you're the sad piece of shit iv'e ever come across btw comment back so i can pwn you again :)

[Dloweification]

@lolatmyfoot

I submit. Clearly I have been "pwn"ed. It is obvious that your fat piece of shit father some how cheated his way into the sperm bank where your crack whore of a mother thought she was getting yeast-infection cream.

[lolatmyfoot]

@Dloweification no don't give up that easy you fucking pubescent fuck that gets bucked by his dad, now go back to licking cream of your moms nipples

[NiggaPlease2311]

@lolatmyfoot I love how you beat around the bush there when he pointed out when you leeched off of him.

[lolatmyfoot]

@NiggaPlease2311 do you eally expect me to reply to that...?

[NiggaPlease2311]

@lolatmyfoot Yes.

[lolatmyfoot]

@NiggaPlease2311 Fuck you sir.. good day

[NiggaPlease2311]

@lolatmyfoot Lmao.

[musicdork4ever]

he doesn't make sense. Sam gives Frodo a blowjob, then Sam bricks in Frodo's mouth. lol...I can't fucking believe I just typed that

[Imbarcelona1]

He fails at trying to be funny .

[gluetubeserver]

and this guy makes the worst movies

[laurence265]

kevin smith hates lord of the rings so much that he even put most of this rant into clerks II. guy is butt hurt cause he didn't win 17 fucking accademy awards!

[Sed1er]

@laurence265 People always put their material from stand up in their movies. This isnt the first. some tv shows are based off comedians entire set of jokes.

[OnmyRedEye]

Oh Shit Silence Bob is talking!!

[coreywwe2008]

and after the sam and frodo suckfest right before the credits role sam fuckin flat out bricks in frodos mouth

[pimpb0tt]

.... credits.

LMAO

[xcxdxd82]

Frodo + Sam = great twink scene.

[harold3456]

At first I wondered why this funny person, whose movies got good reviews, had so much hate on him - then I remembered that the diehard LOTR fans are a very defensive bunch.

[harold3456]

Did Clerks get this off of this guy, or did this guy get it off Clerks?

[MrDizzizz]

@harold3456 This guy wrote and directed clerks.

[harold3456]

@MrDizzizz I knew his name sounded familiar! How embarassing, I should have known that.

[joester4life]

@harold3456

Really dude? He Directed, Produced, and wrote The Clerks Series. He was also the character of Silent Bob.

[squamish4244]

LOTR topped Star Wars in pretty much every way, but I laughed my ass off when I saw this in Clerks II.

[waldoman7]

@squamish4244

with the books you'd have an arugment. with the books this die hard star wars fan is painfully forced to admit that LotR is probably superior, and significantly. The movies however were an absolute joke. Sure they had stunning visuals, and LotR is LotR so it can only sink so far, but I'd rate them a B-. It's outright embarrasing to have Star Wars compared to those.

[squamish4244]

@waldoman7 I will only say I am always amazed when someone on a 'geek' video doesn't flame me with f-bombs or caps after I express my opinion. Lol.

[waldoman7]

@squamish4244

sadly understandable

[davz1992]

this guy just isnt funny

[alpha493]

@davz1992 COOL STORY BRO MIND TELLING IT TO SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

[davz1992]

@alpha493 the fact you reply shows you give a fuck

[alpha493]

@davz1992 im replying to tell you no1 gives a fuck someone has to tell you so i took a mere 15 seconds out of my life to tell you so yeah i do give a fuck when it comes to telling some nobody gives a fuck cause if i dont tell you no1 will

[davz1992]

@alpha493 so you give a fuck...?

[Ianthe22]

was this be4 the movie or after? i mean the clerks two scene.

[1EvilClown1]

this is crazy seeing him talk

[racoonlad]

That whole thing is ripped off from Jason Rouse...

[oOJampisOo]

Too much 'fuckin'.

[Brygelsmack]

This was boring as shit.

[Virkan]

And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

[IMDBmoderator]

Hey, I love LOTR, but that was hilarious!

[DodecahedronHead]

Even the fucking trees walked in those movies...

[tarojan]

@DodecahedronHead clerks 2 ^^

[gluetubeserver]

@DodecahedronHead yea, and the even fucking fucks in the movie were just fucked, amright?

[lolatmyfoot]

@DodecahedronHead it's alled being creative and imaginative you fucking idiot!

[DodecahedronHead]

@lolatmyfoot Its called not being a dick, dick.

[lolatmyfoot]

@DodecahedronHead wow great comeback, you're cleary a retard

[DodecahedronHead]

@lolatmyfoot your clearly12 so shut just the fuck up dude.

[drazvannn]

Bad jokes. bad comedian.

[dougmac1001]

@drazvannn not a comedian

[Tunerdude94]

Now you just need the guy throwin up at the end.

[cota4years]

He so naaaasty, but he doesnt careee hahahaa

[ratmpro]

@wcoleman99 who gives a shit about fame?? The entire Homowood establishment can suck a fart out of my asshole. fuck the elitist Big Homowood and Big Media establishment.

[ratmpro]

I'd pay a billion dollars for someone to kill Kevy Smithy, fat ass piece of shit

[ratmpro]

fuck you kevy smith fucking fat ass no-talent unfunny hack.

[wcoleman99]

@ratmpro and you're famous for ???????????

[CelluloidHoax]

"right before the credits roll..." XD

[EdEddnEddyTheBest]

i want to kick this guys ass

[gusyyy23]

Fuck you fat jerk.

[trvr420]

Oh I get it, they're gay!  That's hilarious. ha ha, gay.

[TheSydneyLad]

88 people don't mind walking 9 odd hours to a volcano and back.

[rabitshadow]

@TheSydneyLad those kids go in the closet and come back out 5 minutes later, black guy finds a cure for zombie disease, boy with scar on head kills inbred bad wizard, trains ages for boxing match and loses, large blue people save trees, they find nemo, he becomes the lion king, semi-retard tells long stoy on bench, ship sinks.

there you go, i'm also an arrogant prick, and heres what people wasted time watching.

[TheSydneyLad]

@rabitshadow Whoa man. Slow down. The Will Smith 'I Am Legend' is a good movie.

You obviously don't, so here's what you do: Type in 'The Last Man on Earth Part 1' into YouTube and you enjoy a great adaption of I Am Legend. Enjoy!

Who's "The large blue people save trees" by the way?

[TheTrulsroey]

Fuck you kevin smith !

[MrNicMachiavelli]

I have always believed Sam wanted to bang Frodo. It is really obvious.

[crowman9990]

@klotokey a jerk doorknob? Toilet paper? You should get highest rated comment. Fer realz. Fuckin dick eater.

[WhiteStripe44]

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO THE SHIRE

[Sleeper99999]

This guy is a colossal douchebag. It takes balls for a director who can barely frame a scene to mock other people's movies.

[klotokey]

kevin smith is a jerk doorknob,,,see how he say swears so many times...

He probly gives good reveiws for freddy krueger sequals and loves them,,,,,probly a big "Saw" fan also,,,,

Well,,its a million to 1 against his crap film critic skills,,,,,

Lord of the Rings was a beautiful movie.

A movie that deserved as well on-going trilogy...

Very well put together with great actors....

Its so good one can watch the movies over and over again....

Kevin Smith should be called toilet paper.

[BlackIce3190]

@klotokey ....you realize he's a comedy writer, right? Its his job to make fun of things.

[Daibron]

@klotokey OR or or.... ready?

maybe it's his opinion and your being an asshole?

[TomWhaley621]

@klotokey dude I love the Lord of the Rings.. but it's a stupid, funny joke. Don't get all defensive haha

[JediRebelKid]

Im going to kick your ass all the way back to the Shire if you dont shut your fucking mouth!!

[thSubliminalCriminal]

every six months or so KS lets out his silent bob duster another four inches.

[masonjar28]

that guy kinda looked like silent bob

[troxigg]

@masonjar28 it is :D

[jordanmb91]

@troxigg He just won.

[ChristofferNESGuy]

@masonjar28 It's Kevin Smith. He wrote, directed and edited the movie "Clerks." and "Clerks II". His only acting part in the two movies were Silent Bob, which along with the character Jay went on with spin-offs and cameos.

[massiveattack786]

@masonjar28

lol this is silent bob u dodo aka kevin smith ( real name )

[toolbar12423]

I am going to kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth

[amoralphat40oz2]

His voice is too high...

[chelseaforever10]

LOL!!!!

[kerberos237]

There was a time when this tubby bitch was funny.

[kikomiko1]

Every time Kevin Smith opens his mouth I cringe.

[DebtROC]

This is a great idea. Hopefully he uses this in his next Jay & Silent Bob movie.

[zuurik666]

@DebtROC

He has already. Its the movie called "Clerks 2". Great film, as all the other movies Kevin Smith have done.

[DebtROC]

@zuurik666 Nah, some guy just quotes this verbatim. I think it'd be a great testament to Smith's skills as an actor and director for him as Silent Bob to go down on Jason Mewes and have his vision committed to film as only he can do it justice.

[brianbuck70]

God, I hate this crude, vulgar douchebag so much. Is it karma that his entire film career is in the tank? I think so.

[pea6]

@brianbuck70 But gosh doesn't he just have a lovely big bank balance! Vulgarity pays!

[VampireGuardian14]

@brianbuck70 just fuck u man hilarious

[mrcodyg]

@brianbuck70 When was the last time you spent $27,575 on something and it returned a gross of $3,151,130

?

[comic93]

It was funnier when Randel said it. But Smith is a genius for writing it.

[Keiichichanisback]

@comic93 he's a genius for writing his nerdy, little inarticulate over-simplifications into a film script? either your litmus test for genius is surprisingly low, or there are billions of geniuses walking around.

[Metalhead197]

@Keiichichanisback Well of course he's not a genius i agree that people are too liberal with that word. But that being said the man is very good at what he does, which is make movies where things like "little inarticulate over-simplifications" as you put it, are welcome. Kevin Smith knows people don't like his movies and openly admits to not being a great filmmaker. My point being if you don't like his movies or him just pay no mind to them, that's what i do with the twilight series it works.

[Keiichichanisback]

@Metalhead197 *thumbs up for a fair and intelligent response, but smith doesn't honestly think he's bad--he bashes himself to seem humble.

[Toastynater]

These days it might seem gay but that's our fucked up modern society for you. Back then it was normal to openly admire your friends. These days if you even say to your best friend "Hey man, you are really the best friend I've ever had" some cunthead will, in all likelyhood, yell out "YOUR FAG!".

[davidstighansen]

Vincent Vallo tried it in The Brown Bunny with Chloe Sevigny where she blows him for the European audience

[TangyGoodness]

What a tool. I enjoy both Star Wars and LOTR but this is just a weak ass argument by Kevin Smith.  I found the teddy bear campfire were Han Solo gets dry humped by a ewok at the end of return of the jedi to be much gayer than the LOTR trilogy ending.

[Chrisdrumz]

Remember when K. Smith made good,funny movies? Yeah,you gotta remember real far back.

[bad4u1981]

oh c'mon u guys i like the rings movies but them looks they give each other frodo and sam.fucking gay sooo fucking gay u know sam and frodo were brickin in each others mouths on the way 2 mordor.

[legolasthekingofrang]

not funny.....

[Chrisdrumz]

Lame.

[clonard]

I have a feeling that Smith is a little jealous, or just has never read Tolkien. Or he's just being an ignorant fat bloke.

[RattleheadAnthony]

@clonard u mad?

[BendikBS]

How the hell is this funny

[walterreally]

You know the thing about the whole Frodo-Sam thing is funny for a 3 -5 minute light hearted discussion among friends. But to make it the central theme of your stand up reflects on the quality of the 'stand up comic'.

[ghostofsparta2112]

It's funny because he's not funny, lol

[82jcass]

Ummm...yeeaaahhhhh........even though The Lord of the Rings is the best story ever written (to me), and the movie is damn good, I'm pretty sure this fucker is the biggest douche-bag I've ever seen or heard from. I don't even care (cause who the fuck am I anyway) if he insults subjects that I care about. His attempts at creating comedy are horrible and pretty fucking unintelligent. So, ummm...yeeaaahhhhh... if he could just never open his mouth ever again, that would be great...yeeaaahhhhh...

[critter505]

Now I know where he got that line from in Clerks 2. lol

[ShakiraMagic]

First of all, I think Jackson lost weight to stop looking like this dude. Second of all, LOTR was first and had a cult following decades before Star Wars came out. Third of all, Star Wars could never touch your soul like LOTR does, have you heard Gollum's Song? Last of all, without LOTR, Star Wars would never exist.

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

Wow, Kevin Smith is that bad a comedian, eh? That's a shame, he's usually pretty funny in his own films, but live, he sucks.

[mohfarra77]

Ohhh,,

This a one Fat Poor Fucker.

The blowjob scene should be between you and your fuckin fat George Lucas.

Fuck you and Fuck your Stupid STAR WARS.

[Kazikox]

@mohfarra77 oh look! Another butthurt faggot fanbitch!

[mohfarra77]

@Kazikox Oh look! Another Star Whores Stupid Fanbitch ...

[Kazikox]

@mohfarra77 Nah dude. Fuck Star Wars. I fall asleep every time I try to watch it.

[mohfarra77]

@Kazikox Oh Yeeeeeah !!

[Kazikox]

@mohfarra77 Seriously. I'd take Lord Of The Rings over Star Wars anytime. Still no reason to be butthurt about jokes.

[mohfarra77]

@Kazikox No Butthurt, But really i don't like this Fucker Kevin Smith,

Sorry if I hurt you anyway...

[TheTrulsroey]

@Kazikox Lord Of The Rings Vs Star Wars, The Only Reasonable Answer Is Both.

[rbdzntsfrlk]

@Kazikox Star wars for the win.

[joester4life]

@Kazikox

Star Wars > LotR

[mogul1265]

Yeah a blow job scene....fuck yeah...god DAMIT!!! you edgy fucking son of a bitch you. Holy fuck how have i not heard of your before even though i surf the web all dam day. And bricks? Who has ever said that before?

[italiaholic]

"I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire" LOL

[LacunaInc323]

I hate you, Kevin Smith. The only reason he insults Lord of the Rings is becaus he is jealous of the talent he will never have. I think they kicked him off the plane because he's an idiot... a fat idiot.

[ac689]

@LacunaInc323 lmao your comment was gold! i completly forgot about the plane incident!!! ahahaha he was so fat they kicked him off! thank u and yes he is a fat loser..and a complete moron.

[cygroltd]

@ac689 You are pathetic

[ac689]

@cygroltd YOU ARE GAY, A LOSER ,AND ....A DEFINITE KEVIN SMITH FAN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cygroltd]

@ac689 you are even more pathetic than that dork ac689 LOL!

[ac689]

@cygroltd hey look who it is, cygord...lmfao what a fucking loser im pathetic? sorry i have my own house and teach martial arts for a living..and you are probably a fat troll who lives in their parents basement wacking off to gay anime porn...good life you have faggot

[MrPopoIsGod]

@cygroltd dw dude ac689 is a cock and everyone knows it, come check out wat he had to "say" on how lord of the rings should have ended, before we buried the fucking self-superiorist prick

[ac689]

fuk u u fat piece of shit ur an unknown fat gay prick who is a loser for an actor and the biggest joke in holywood

[LacunaInc323]

@ac689 AGREED! I think they kicked him off the plane not because he was fat, but because he is a sad excuse of human life.

[TomMSTie]

WHAT IS HEARD CANNOT BE UNHEARD.

[MovieMan2117]

na kevin smith is beast and so is his films Dogma was good i like the lord of the rings but Kevin Smiths got a point 3 movies about people walking even the tree walked in them movies

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[JMYodaTHX]

Replace Frodo with Ben Affleck and Sam with Kevin Smith and this is a true story from the Dogma Wrap-Party.

[LIBREPUB]

say what you want about jesus, but leave the rings out of this

[pea6]

@LIBREPUB That's not going to happen. Lord of the Rings could be a good film about some ass worshipping rim jobber who was so good at his trade he was known as "The Lord of the Rings". That would be sweet.

[LIBREPUB]

@pea6 Lord of the Rim. haha

[Darklinkzelda]

@LIBREPUB Thats not right, if you like Lord of the Rings so much, then you would know JRR Tolkien was extremely religious (traditional Cathlic) and I don't think he would be happy if you said that. ):

[LIBREPUB]

@Darklinkzelda Clerks II quote

[kc24jack]

this is disgusting.

[s0undtribe]

its called shock humor, he forces you to put an image you reallllly dont want in your head and somehow for many people who are laid back and freethinking, it emits a laugh. the image itself is supposed to be funny. u gotta lighten up and not give a shit about all the up-tight Victorian ways we are supposed to live by and be free

[pixargod]

you sick man, that never happened in the lord of the rings. But I would consider that if you made a parody of it.

[SmashBrosFan19]

8========D (o)

[CamsNAV]

credits...

[DaddyWalrusguy]

LMAO!! omg... xD

[onexero1]

what a shameless rip off of clerks 2

[sobbyhasselhoff]

How can ya rip off your self?!?!

[Captainzoom666]

now your facts idiot

[onexero1]

know how to spell

[VainsoFFire]

i hope u know he directed clerks 2 dumbass

[WeAreTheStreet]

You're a fucking dumbshit, he directed clerks 2, he probably first thought of the joke before he put it in the movie.

[saboto101]

ehm. This guy is the one who wrote clerks 2...

[onexero1]

no shit

[IIChewII]

This man is hilarious