Ask A Ninja - Question 31 "TechNINlogy"

[thesourceess]

no one is watching me because i am ninja 

[aubreevevo]

Whenever you talk about killing I think of Gaara in the beginning of naruto

[123TPChappyhamster]

now that i lisen to him he sounds haspanic.....

[UcantResistClicking0]

Hey Ask A Ninja ninja, can you see that I am eating a bunch of icecream cones right now? Oh and I was thinking if you make like an icecream dispenser or something like you press a button, and an icecream cone already made comes flying at your face and you have to catch it...Fun idea.

[TheBlackLotus18]

what makes you a ninja and not a assassin?

[Blazimun1]

@TheBlackLotus18 Ninjas are a kind of assassin.

[EarthenArrow14]

@Blazimun1 And Saboteurs. Killing Is Just one of There Many Many Pirate Killing Talents

[marymotherofjacob]

It is dangerous in the right hands! BWHAHAHA

[nightmareluffy1000]

the ponys hair is like snakes and its not even a pony its a ninja inside a pony that sneaks out on the the ears and punches you while you feed the pony bacon. ponys like bacon.

[poizunlady67]

when he said techninlogy i was laughing on the floor

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[RadiationSoap]

FNBN YO!

[navvir]

Planning to remove yourrrrrrrr spleen! hahaha. Excellent!

[Leemo707]

this is the new strongbad emials :P

[iiCitrusNinja]

IT'S LIKE A BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY IN DEATHSVILLE.

[imafirinthearbiter]

Any ninjas please kill my ex girlfreind

[imafirinthearbiter]

I have a creepy stalker girlfreind named ragen anderson

[gentlexxxTUNE]

can you dance



[zxadvent19]

He sounds like Vegeta! :D

[MadnessJuan]

Plannin to remove your spleen~

[Vegiwoman]

Ponies love bacon

[MultiMrkiller]

What would happen if a ninja saw zombie Bruce lee

[wellguesswhatIthink]

ultra-violent cameras! that killed me right there, I'm dead now

[Kucoz]

he is a ninja. that's why he does the hand signals

[austin23cook]

this ninja aint got nothin` on candleja-

[Crimson10ish]

I look forward to looking at you soon.

Thats what she said.

[colonel3link]

"ninja eyes are watching you waiting to remove your spleen". Classic!

[519bdotgangsta]

infinite trick pony

[ibotah]

Im a nin-.................

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[Nickgordo99]

@CJB08291990 idk you should try ask-a-ninja to find out

[TaurisMemnon]

@CJB08291990 The last thing youll ever see.

[supajero]

@MrPokerkim Go to hell ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[ultraepicman]

lurk moar, it is never enough

[dominicanboy]

We are loorkers lol

[only4fuzzy1]

ninja vision....like a bright sunny day in deathsville :D like if you could see too

[VuileTeef]

pony's luv bacon ROFLOLLMFAO!

[artsyfartsy1998]

Ninja eyes... are watching you! and trying to get at your spleen!

[Shadowzeroace]

FNBN YO FOR NINJAS BY NINJAS

[Raso8k]

lmao "private eyes" awesome song

[Alex123McCarthy]

he totally watches lolcats

[TheIrvdaperv]

im a ninja and this guy is cooler than me how is that possible o ya he is a ninja

[Kionsuu]

its dangerous when its in the right hands

[Ukraineianduck]

I'm worried about the ninja. What if the other ninjas get mad and combine together to make a super ninja to destroy all of the computers and plunge the america into chaos.

[S4Dist1]

infinte trick pony... LUV IT!

[okke1337]

I don´t think anyone is watching me...wait..Wasn´t that what he said..Something like whenever you feel like no one is watching then- *Killed by Ninja*

[MrLandreth]

it was dr frankster good sir

[ogleeloo1]

awesome!

[awsomeman1810]

after watching this i searched my house for ninjas XD

[kerozenimus]

@awsomeman1810

Waste of time, you wold never find them anyway... Not to mention that you put yourself at terrible danger doing that, lucky you, they didn't wanted you dead by then

[DOOMKITTEN01]

107 ppl missed the like button =D

[maya21063]

it's gerard butler in a ninja suit!!! i love you gerard! <3

[Slashbag69]

Ponies love bacon! Not a lot of people know that.

[Specter776]

FNBN Yo!

[christower50]

how did it go from technology to cats laughing? lol

[cqbspartan]

question: do ninjas use guns?

[scalyeter]

@cqbspartan sometime ninjas use guns but they dont shoot people with them they take the bullets out and throw them like a shuriken and they shoot themeselves just to cure an itch

[japaniseanimialover1]

oooo he should see nala the laughing cat then nala laughs

[rocketsfindplanets]

I love ask a ninja, but this episode was pretty weak

[Dab05597]

Dude u r fucking awesome

[TheSovietX]

FN BN YO!

[44jasper44]

i think NBC should actually consider creating a ninja series!

[scalyeter]

@44jasper44 they have made a ninja series

[Jalgrif]

Wrong. He's editing out all those boring fighting parts.

[ezlyrics1]

Product of ADHD

[theundeadsoulss]

Plus, if he's constantly moving he keeps your eyes focussed on him (if the jokes don't 0_0), Gordon Ramsey is a good example of someone who's always moving/gesturing etc. :) American's do this ALOT.

[Chypps]

"Bear, ALEC BALDWIN." Hell yeah.

[conman3457]

duh ponies like bacon its made from there hated cousins

[GaaraFan319]

lol Alvaris ur so right lol!!!

[NCHoover75]

who doesn't like bacon

[raven66614]

NIN = Nine Inch Nails <3

[adikid89]

how can you be so awsome ? :)))) incredible videos:P thx

[sourface116]

"ultra violent cameras" hahahaha

[TheBlueDemon95]

ultraviolent cameras

[DarkCarn1996]

lol awesome killingness

[XiaRawst]

its like a bright sunny day in deathsville, :)

[oorreeooss]

brb gonna go try giving a pony some bacon

[warwasp4293]

@oorreeooss a ninja poped out XD

[Lupirio23]

3:57-4:02 Ninja's have there own universe that parralels our modern tech...but 30 steps ahead cuz there ninjas...ya...think about it o.0

[soultakerr2000]

@Lupirio23 thats some deep shit man

[Lupirio23]

the wii-mote reference reminded me of a pic that was captioned "Wii-nunchucks, not to be used against actually ninja's" ...i can c y (Nintendo, if ur gonna make a wapon for kids, dont make it a non-fuctioning ninja weapon, im sure they may take offence of that)

[nikbookworm]

ask a ninja for some help lol

[ftbthoj]

nothing could be closer to the truth, but miss the mark entirely, lol

[seas3a7]

ninjas are never a master of death before an observer a life, lool that actually sounded slightly profound

[roman11777]

FNBN YO!

[maxxrowley]

nothing could be closer to the truth yet miss the mark entirely. lol

[Oslosfantasi]

Har du det bra?

[sativasoldier666]

Why the fuck are you talking Norwegian to a American Ninja!?

[steininja]

because ninjas speak all languages!

[fadevideoco]

Ponies love bacon, not alot of people know that.

[axelgarcia1]

"you have to get behind yourself BEFORE you turn around!" lol

[Ruby150]

So are ninjas also creepers?

[undefeatd4]

when u feel like your NOT being watched, thats probably a ninja watching you.

[BrownThundaa]

"...And we sneak one of the over sized ear and punch you while your feeding it bacon."

"Yeah, ponies like bacon, not a lot of people know that."

[midknightbluez]

"You've heard of big brother...? He's a Ninja..!

And you are gonna need more than a duffel bag of guns and a butched out Carrie Ann Moss to get through his lobby..."

Did ya catch that....? Awesome Matrix reference.

[valeriestjohn]

Lookers and Lurkers - that's what I thought...

[blaz411]

Ultimate question : Are you actualy a ninja? xD

[teeninja323]

ninjas will always get by you like the french in luisianna(spelt wrong)

[Hudoste]

"Ultro-Violence Cameraz?" XD

[RukayChan]

o_o I don't even remember what the question was...

[yazzerspazzer]

are baby pores smaller than not-baby pores?

[Naotachan]

....yes, yes he can

[aSuperbadassninja]

mabye a Ninja cannot beat him but a Ninja can deffinitely kill him!

[shorkian]

Yes. Ultiamate question defeated.

[soccerskillz95]

"applied directly to your brain" haha genius

[thegreatyojimbo]

ponies love bacon. Rofl

[l101177]

ahahhaaaaa...great. made my day

[jcr678]

ponniez love bacon lol

[wakowarfare]

lol "it's like a bright sunny day in deaths ville" lmao

[peazej20]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOO SSSHHHIIITTT FNBN ..for ninjas by ninjas(highlight of video)GNRCUG

[factip]

aaaaaaaajjajajajajajajaajaj fucking ninja

[lolmuffins123]

Lolz...1984 REFRANCE!

[CandyManCann]

hmmm how you disguise watching sounds a lot like stalking

[AgentAmazing1]

LOL ultra"violent"

[Vyo]

very destructive if it fell in the right hands! hehe

[Sexcimele]

he always does that with his hands hahaha

brings them up and back down, and folds his arms aswell :P i love it! hes hilarious!

[tboneonthedobro]

thats what makes him 'the ninja'! he's awesome

[Alvaris]

he gestures so much cuz he's actually fighting 2 or 3 other ninjas while he answers the questions.

what you see is parts when he stops, because they fight at like 1000x the FPS the eye can handle

[ayyypeopl]

@Alvaris let me ask you a question child.. we ninjas don't go on the internet telling people our info are you aware of that ?

[shadowman4084]

ever heard of big brother, he's a ninja LMAO

[Pooindog]

Did any one else notice he didn't answer the question?

[rosenrot234]

because hes a ninja

[Pooindog]

thats a good point

[Bladethepokefreak]

SIN BIN YO!

[Nightbaem]

I notice now that 50% of the frames of him talking has him bring his hands down in an abrupt motion D:

[Roxor007]

IS it just me, or does he really over-do his hand movements?

[ianburton897]

well if he did less he would be underdoing it thus lowering the funny

[Roxor007]

I know. I'm not talking about that. And yes he does overdo his hand movements. If you think it's funny then you've no brain.

[BabyDyke666]

He over does his movements because his face is hidden. Drama 101. -.- Can't make expressions? Make them with your hands. It'd be boring to stare at his mask.

[daemonsparta]

@BabyDyke666 don't forget he does emote with his eyes as much as he can, but it can only go so far..besides..what's wrong with talking with your hands? nothing that's what XD

[StevoDesign]

It's just you. He DOES move an awful lot, but it's not too much. He sets the standard. It's a ninja thing.

[programaster]

"It's like a bright, sunny day in deathsville" damn, all we get here in moidertown is rain.

[masterleon55]

2:21 - 2:26 ROFL

[Sephirothmaniac]

Lol ninja eyes watching you planning to remove your spleen : D

[MSERAPH]

emotion sensors :p ΓΑΜΗΣΕ

[Fenrakk101]

In the beginning, he called the guy Peter, then he called him Chris...

[DROPilot]

"People think ninjas are all about killing. Nothing could be closer to the truth but still miss the mark entirely."

<3 5 stars

[applepie1991]

oh god thats one epic ninja-iffiiic quote

i look forward to killing that quote soon

[petevodka]

ultra violent cameras

[cj3577]

ponies love bacon

[aimeebaines]

Ahahaha "you gotta look at your own back before you turn around" mann i love you

[eagleduzt]

ROFL DUDE

[pefedrofo21]

FNBN yo!!!

lol

[soputra]

stiller, de niro

uma, oprah

Children, Santa

bear, Baldwin

LOL

[LMXTHUGZ]

heard of big brother? hes a ninja!

[DrizztDoUrden1234567]

Anne Frank said that...or was it Dr. Frankenstein? It was either Anne Frank or Dr. Frankenstein.

[Darthfloor]

lol ponies love bacon

[ShaynahHop]

FNBN

For Ninjas By Ninjas

FUBU

For Us Buy Us

:P

[Jociecat]

Lol, like the french in louisana!!! hahaha

jocie <-- cajun!

[BurnSchulz]

bla bla bla bunch of things

[leghurtsmuch]

I just noticed but this guy sometimes actually sounds like George Lopez! LOL XD

[nfarnham2008]

and we sneak out of one of the overly size ears, and punch you while you feed the horse bacon. LMAO he is as random as I am

[UNSCDemon]

"you have to get behind yourself befor you turn around"

"nothing could be so close to the truth but still miss the mark entirly" <-- spelling?

[destroyedinahour]

Entirely* (Spelling Police RAWR >=O)

[TheEstok]

ponys love bacon. not alot of people kno that

[thesubtledragon]

Planning to remove your spleeeen

[omdahl91]

Lookoures

[shootingstars233]

ask a ninja dvd, apply directly to your brain

[Arichat60]

This DVD looks forward to killing you soon. I couldn't help it.

[crayon13c]

lol..loved it so funny

[MaestroANC]

You rock dude!!!!!!I hope I'll get Techninilogy in my hands one day..LOL..keep up the good work...XD

[DrHackenslasher]

nice head on paraody [buy the ask a ninja DVD, Apply directly to your brain]

[Pestrichelli]

i dazed off for about 10 secounds and now your talking about ponys. lol

[frenchtoast1928]

he just attacked me...... after that he was bowing down to me,,,,,, nuff said

HES MY IDOL

[Guld]

holy crap, he lost it on this one!

sounded absolutely crazy LMAO

[snappleapple03]

haha

its like a bright, sunny day in Deathville

[Polecheo]

poniez lik bacoon

[gottalovesaturdays]

ponies like bacon!!!!!!!!!! lol

[plywoodpicasso]

Laugh it up while you can, viewers--there is a ninja behind you and he will enjoy killing you soon!

[AceKeybladeMasterxxx]

Lol i love the head on apply directly to your forehead joke!

[calypso694]

"were an infinite trick pony"

[trek4ever]

"... nothing could be closer to the truth, but still miss the mark entirely." Love it !

[LilyCraven1]

you fill my heart with such splendiforous glee!!!

[PsychoticMind08]

A ninja is not a master of death, until he is an observer of life! Ann Frank said that! Or ... Dr Frankenstein. It was either Ann Frank or Dr. Frankenstein who said that.

[alphacrisis]

LOL

well atleast the names are close

[yodaclone5884]

people think ninjas are all about killing

nothing could be closer to the truth but still miss the mark entirely