Facelift: Where the bloody hell are you? 16th July 2007

[barriocubalindo]

This just about says it all for Australia and at least 70% of the population.

And yes aquaboy its all true!! 

[ThePellespelle]

i got this recommended to me because i watched kitten farts on dog... wtf?!

[acidspoodie]

Pulp sport had the best ads.

[aquaboy232008]

fucking funny because its true

[miyor123]

Lmao yea I've just realised

[Labuffalo1]

thats the lamest version iv seen so far...

[mrterabyte]

lol author removing all the comments.... bias much?

[generallyanony]

Lol mathmit, or should I say nitwit, I knew all of those things, your point is null, and your imediate aggression was pointless.

Of course I was generalising, not all Aussies hate the brits or vice versa, but *many* of the Australians that post on Youtube "hate" the brits.

If I knew Youtube was policed by anit-generaltion police I would gladly point them towards a few users I have encountered.

[ItsGreekyGeeky]

I am Aussie and I don't dislike Brits, I dislike the losery Greeks on YT though!

[kombat60]

lol

[generallyanony]

omg... and I thought the aussies hated the brits!

[Chantler56]

australia rulz! fuck all youse who think where slobs and lazy pieces of shit look at yourselves! cuntz!!!

[maoribattalion]

Son your ignorance owns you.

I haven't slandered aussies i have provoked an angry little ignoramous into questioning his assuredness of what he/she thinks they know about Australia.

Very little. Cultural myth and television education really.

I mean your profile is full of anti-kiwi threads and ragefilled comments.

You really were just a thin-skinned pusfilled wart begging to explode.

With maturity comes the ability to laugh at yourself.

Pwned i think the term is. Pwned

[maoribattalion]

Hardly discussing just Tasmania, but you can hardly deny the systematic planned attempt to wipe out Aboriginals.

Attempted genocide is still genocide.

You're really struggling here, aren't you?

[maoribattalion]

Hardly hatefilled, seeing as your such a joke and have been providing me much mirth for quite some time.

[maoribattalion]

"natives"?

Still propagating old world ideas here and you don't even realize it.

FAIL

[maoribattalion]

I didn't talk about the evils of stereotyping i laughed at the surety of which you use yours.

Perhaps a combination of rage and immaturity is why you struggle to grasp the context and of course the point.

FAIL

[maoribattalion]

So after 200 years of genocide you say sorry and walk away.

Brilliant, you must be proud.

The Aboriginals forgave you???

Most Aboriginals in third world conditions don't have a tv and are completely unaware of your tokenism.

Very, very deluded.

[maoribattalion]

Sorry was the first step, doing something about it is the next step.

Of course your fixation with your economy and sports will distract you from acting on your token gesture.

Your irresponsibility makes me responsible, and in turn by actually contributing to this country financially and spiritually-like most kiwis here- actually have more of a claim to Australia than you do, my little genocide denying Sydney-centric urban fool.

Consider yourself schooled son.

[maoribattalion]

More denial.

I don't revise your history i learnt it at the feet of elders, listening to old pastoralists, station hands and stockman.

A history that is conveniantly buried from urban adolescents like yourself.

A history which will and is coming to the surface despite your denial.

You also seem to have a problem differentiating between own and leasing crown land. Lol. Want to buy a house off me?

Your ignorance will not change the fact that Aboriginals own nothing.

More shame perhaps.

[maoribattalion]

More eurocentric myth kid, justifying you're own genocide denying position.

Wake up, no one is falling for you're shit.

[maoribattalion]

"500 years" HAAAAAAHAHAHA

Now that's funny kid. Knowing nada concerning your own country you spout euromythology concerning mine. Lol

Another case of assimilation you probably have problems coming to terms with.

[maoribattalion]

Actually Maori, tired of defeating Anglos for near on 60years were pretty happy to sign the treaty allowing the Brits to share the land.

Despite OWNING vast amounts of land we're a prettyy well assimilated country.

A model for Oz to work towards.

[maoribattalion]

So you vainly embrace Australias positives but seek to demonize migrants with it's negatives.

Sounds like modern white oz policy all over again.

At least holocaust deniers are aware of some form of holocaust.

Truly you are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past seeing as you know jackshit.

[maoribattalion]

Firstly few chinese speak english dickhead, i can assure you of that since returning from China.

Secondly only since White Australia policy-you know that policy which you deny- was dropped have Chinese and Indian immigrants been allowed to enter Oz in large numbers.

New Zealanders on the other hand have been a majority of skilled and educated workers. 75% of which find work within one week. FACT

One generation and we're all aussies, you can't exlude immigrants from you're category. FAIL

[maoribattalion]

When did socialist become a put down unless you're a frightened capitalist.

There is more to life than materialism.

[maoribattalion]

"you should worry about your own problems".

Living in a NOW multicultural country makes your mistakes my problem. See people with a conscience don't abandon people in distress.

Of course your obsession with materialism and it's social darwinistic implications aleviate you of any responibilty re third world conditions/genocide, and place it firmly in the hands of those who are aware and able to help.

You are spiritually impoverished.

Buried guilt manifests as anger, careful now.

[maoribattalion]

"greater numbers"

Ummm their greater numbers is because of the White Australia Policy you mental infant.

God help this country if you're an indicator of teenage education.

[maoribattalion]

Incorrect again, you called yourself "white trash".

You really are obsessed with the colour white aren't you? Sadly a very childish way to view the world.

Is socialist a put down? You've really lost it here kid.

[maoribattalion]

Tripping around Australia with Mum and staying in hotels/friends places is just that, tripping.

Travelling is a different matter.

It is doubtable you've travelled anywhere with the ignorance you've displayed so far.

Please go to Europe, you're small mind will absolutely melt and you may realize what a twat you are.

[maoribattalion]

If history of your own country is lies then you are in denial.

Further running from your 'white guilt' as you say won't heal you. It will only make it worse.

Why do you think your so angry?

Suppressed shame would be a good start.

[maoribattalion]

This is funny, here realizing you've completely been taken to task on the lack of knowledge of your own country, you conjure some wild conspiracy and try to project your amoral position onto me.

I actually work with Aboriginals my pubescent troll.

Way out of your league here kid.

[maoribattalion]

Whether you grew up is debateble.

Unfortunately the original inhabitants are living in third world squalor.

Australia thanks to it's legacy of White Australia policy is actually a third world country.

You would know that if you ever travelled through the desert-you know the 3/4 of this country-instead of hiding in coastal suburbia.

FAIL

[maoribattalion]

Failing to originally understand the definition of genocide, you now intend to cover your failing by implying i have a naive understanding of the word.

Projectionism at it's worst, and sadly hoping i'd forget you deny the genocide.

FAIL

[maoribattalion]

The truth says otherwise, Aboriginals were denied access to:

health care

marriage

travelling without an id card(wtf?)

entering cities

puchasing goods

Of couse the truth is uncomfortable for you. Resenting the discomfort you seek to project the problems back onto the vilified peoples.

It doesn't wash kid.

[maoribattalion]

FAIL. Caucasians did NOT do those things.

They died trying but were too arrogant to ask the aboriginals were the water is.

Guess you will never know otherwise hiding behind your lil puter.

Your true history is not to be found on Google i'm afraid.

[maoribattalion]

Did i exclude caucasians from the word immigrants? No.

Still blathering on about white.

Haven't got a clue have you kid.

[maoribattalion]

Ummm 20thousand troops and all available warships says otherwise.

The battle of Pa Gate for example, 1500 vs 200.

Your assumptions on others history when you clearly misunderstand your own is hilarious to say the least.

[maoribattalion]

Here you're shifting the subject from you, an angry thin skinned ignoramus to whites.

Nice try, but a typical mistake from someone who lacks the knowledge to articulate his anger.

Lose the anger and you might get somewhere.

[maoribattalion]

Haha, more kiwi stereotypes to help you sleep at night my insecure boy.

We're driving your boom, seeing as the mineral resources is populated by nearly 70% kiwis. FAIL

[maoribattalion]

Incorrect NSW which produces little by way of mineral exports is whinging about sharing the GST wealth.

Time to take your hand out of the cookie jar, Mardi Gras boys.

[maoribattalion]

Actually the highest paying jobs are in the mineral sector which require little intellect.

FAIL.

Classifying Aboriginals as flora and fauna until 1969 is hardly a sign of intellect.

FAIL.

[maoribattalion]

Wrong again. The US used oz as a base and sold you deficient arms which you are still paying off including still purchasing outdated and inferior weaponry.

Some ally. You owe them a financial debt not a moral debt and are now becoming a state of the US. Lol.

Could you defend the US?

You couldn't even support the Brits in the Maori Wars.

Pathetic.

[maoribattalion]

Oz's strategic placement in the Indian Pacific is what the US needed.

You think they actually liked you? Ha

The US let Hitler rampage Europe and were willing to let him own it, whilst making arms deals with the nazis.

Tsun Tsu's Art of War is what they utilize.

Deluded is what you are.

[maoribattalion]

Two things everyone should know. 1 Aboriginals own NOTHING in this land. Native Title acknowledges the traditional owners but is a tokenistic peice of paper. Lease hold agreements on crown land allow communities to stay until the govt. decides they must move.

2. Massacres occured well up into the 1970's. NOT 200 years ago as many think.

Legally viable as Aboriginals were classified as flora and fauna until 1969.

Here lies the secret of Australia's shame.

Reconciliation has a long way to go.

[maoribattalion]

Kid your killing me.

Good to see you've done a bit of research but sadly still severely lacking.

You've been glass-housed pure and simple, yet still throwing rocks.

Some people will never learn.

Time to drop the rascism.

[maoribattalion]

Anyways the sayings "no-one deafer than a fool", and "a wise man can learn from a fool, but a fool learns from no-one", comes to mind.

[maoribattalion]

The saddest part of this conversation is that at such a young age you are so sure of your stereotyping.

Your profile is full of anti-NZ threads and purile comments.

Blinded with ignorance you seek to blame the best workforce Aus. has available, NZ immigrants.

Until you face your fears, question your brainwashing you'll remain a whiny, scared child.

It's called growing up.

I suggest travelling around your own country and visiting an Aboriginal community.

You know meet some real Australians.

[maoribattalion]

Your anger/fear based rants are laughable at best.

You're unable to contain your rage at the slightest criticism of your country.(Of which you know absolutely NOTHING about.)

This is a fear based reaction, your scared the international community might be right.

That your understanding of Oz might be more than the city you've never left.

Australia is so much more than Subway and Aus Idol.

Maybe when you get older Mum will take you on a trip around Oz.

[maoribattalion]

I 'll wager you refused to say sorry on Sorry day.

By refusing to question the nature of presented propaganda you are a rascist through ignorance.

Xenophobe by default.

It's people like you that hold this country back, tall poppy syndrome my child is your curse.

[maoribattalion]

Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole OR IN PART, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group.

Your inability to comprehend even the most basic of definitions is amazing.

You've failed to show any knowledge of the economic, political and historical nature of your own country.

All you have kid is basic brainwashing, not surprising since you're a Howard generation child.

I bet you believe in children overboard and weapons of mass destruction.

Simpleton.

[maoribattalion]

Flicking your emo hair in front of a computer all day does not drive a boom.

WAs bulk exports drive the boom and thats a fact.

China, India and the US care not for your sad life, it's called mineral wealth kid.

Maybe when you move out of your mums house and actually start making a contribution to your country will you realize you know jack about your own country, the world/ life.

Good luck with that.

It's been fun laughing at your small mind set.

[maoribattalion]

Unlike your shackle dragging origins Maori defeated the Brits, teaching them trench warfare and negotiating a treaty.

We still own vast swathes of land, retain our monarchy and flag,teach Maori in public schools and have our own tv station.

A lesson in assimilation that your small social darwinistic mind probably struggles with.

Yes boyo be thankful we're here to educate you and drive your country forward.

As your a genocide denyer you really are a lost cause.

[maoribattalion]

Obviously your foul language is an indicator of your intellect.

Perhaps you're still smarting at the two Oz frigates you sent to support the Brits in the Maori wars which were burnt two the waterline by two Maori.

[maoribattalion]

You deny your genocide which lasted till the mid 70's?

You deny White australia policy?

You deny blackbirding?

You deny the "intervention"?

You deny the FACT that your education dept. refuses to teach aboriginal studies in the curriculum?

No wonder the world laughs at your ignorance.

I feel sad for you kiddo.

[maoribattalion]

Wrong again, New Zealand refuses to kowtow to US military requests and denies them access to our ports, ending the ANZUS treaty incurring US financial blockades.

Oz on the other hand parasitically sychophants to the US for protection disgustingly begging to send troops to Iraq.

Sad really.

[maoribattalion]

A kiwi engineered the snowy river scheme watering the arid inlands, providing your food bowl. An Irishman built a pipeline watering the goldfields before growing sick of the beauracratic bullshit.

Polynesians were stolen and put to slave labour for to establish sugar cane plantations in Queensland.

Australias white Australia policy inspired South Africas apartheid.

You really have nothing to be proud of child i'd be angry and confused if i were you.

[maoribattalion]

As usual it's hard working aboriginals/ immigrants/visitors who are here to educate you and build this country up.

Chinese built Darwin and opened up gold rushes before being kicked out.

Afghans opened up the desert routes and assimilated well with aboriginals before they and their offspring were kicked out.

Aboriginals cleared the land building fencelines and ringing before being kicked off.

[maoribattalion]

Really not surprised at your ignorance, your media and education system is seriously lacking.

Why only one generation ago you thought aboriginals were flora and fauna and had a bounty on there heads.

Recently you repealed the racial discriminations act and have alienated yourselves from the UN and international community again.

Is it any wonder australians with their criminal beginnings and secret genocide suffer from cultural cringe and gross insecurity.

[maoribattalion]

Ummm wrong again.

The boom was called the mineral resources boom.

50% of mines and most petroleum rigs are in/off WA alone. WA produces 70% of Oz's gold and nearly all iron ore, nickel, bauxite,mineral sands etc.

2005 WA was responsible for over a third of exports and has grown since.

WAs GST and exports tops up the Eastern States coffers. Why is that do you think son?

3d animation and the mardi gras do not drive a boom.

[maoribattalion]

your economy is booming/recovering because WA is supplying mineral resources to the worlds superpowers(lets be honest here the East doesn't produce anything except the mardi gras), of which is run predominately by kiwis a large portion being maori.

So hey, my pleasure.

Maybe when you grow up i'll give you a job.

[katseye23]

This Is Discusting... At least Australia has more respect for New Zealand than this

[dadadda12]

disgusting*

[Logicbeatslies]

The boobs on that actress were obviously NZ boobs.

[WhyAreYouSoTrivial]

0.47 ahahaha loved his facial expression.

BTW much love for Richie

[KillaPython]

i agree 100% with the 'where the bloody hell are you' skit but they missed out one more thing - "if your a fucking scaffolder or rigger and your a kiwi looking for work in australia - FUCK OFF"

[M0rdd]

damm right, bloody kiwis coming to australia stealing our jobs.....

[cokemannz1]

we're doing them cos you won't

[kiwi539]

M0rdd

Damn right , Bloody Bogan stealing NZ business...

ps..why you blame Kiwis and what about Poms and Chinese

[maoribattalion]

someones got to do the work, you know that dirty word that white aussies cringe at.

[5haiHulud]

We've been poled the hardest working country in the world. And who are you comparing us to? Black Australians? Haha you idiot. Work for 'black new zealanders' is standing around a table drinking long necks and singing stupid fucking songs.

[maoribattalion]

Your country NOW includes every nationality under the sun.

Your mineral boom is run by 70% NZers, FACT.

Once were Warriors is only a movie, kid.

Try to make sense of the argument if that's possible.

[5haiHulud]

And? OUR country is the 3rd best place to live in the world. Who wouldn't want to live here? We also get paid more than $15 an hour which explains why you sheep shaggers are flocking here. If we had a mineral boom Rio Tinto and BHP wouldn't be culling employees by the hour. I'm from W.A and i work in the mining industry and all you Kiwis are shit kicking lackies. As for south Auckland, the movie is pretty spot on.

[maoribattalion]

Well then my original point still stands.

Take kiwis out of the equation and your boom/recovery/boom would never have gotten off the ground. Heard of Gorgon fool?

Lackies to managing supervisors we're here to show you shackle draggers how to do an honest days work without whinging like little babies.

South Auckland is not Australia, although Australia is now the West Island.

"lackies?" you sound like an OSH rep, hope your mouse is held at the correct and safe distance, you might get RSI.

[5haiHulud]

Take the Kiwis out of the equation and it would of opened up more scaffolding & rigging jobs. Kiwi migrants have a insignificant effect on our economy and industry. Like i said, we have just been poled the hardest working country in the world and there are more British here than Kiwis so once again, insignificant. Our country is better than yours. You know it, the rest of the world knows it. So to conclude this i have a joke - Why haven't any Kiwi's been to the moon? Not enough scaff bro!

[maoribattalion]

Ummm 70% of the goldfields is Kiwi. More Kiwis than Brits in the mineral resources sector i'm afraid.

Looks like your math is a little insignificant. Must be an engineer.

Explains how you fail to see why your pole includes migrants, yes kiwis.

Lucky for you, every time a kiwi comes here they double the iq of both countries.

Better? Easy to make a killing, that's all.

-Why haven't Ozzies been to the moon? Not enough migrants to whinge about.

Any more delusions i can help you with?

[01anitas]

dum! hahahahahahahaha

[5haiHulud]

Grammar much? Fucking idiot. You're flying the flag high for N.Z.

[01anitas]

I'm no idiot. Geez I was just saying what I thought of the ad. We have dum ads to. IDIOT!

[HaiiNess101]

@01anitas dumb, spelt; D.U.M.B

[DasBinIchDownUnder]

0:26

[Lemonaderz]

Lol i know ;[

[amateurfilmmaker]

The skit at the end is funnier than the mockery of the Australia ad.

[TheJulieMaeShow]

this is gay!!! I'm an aussie

[kiwi539]

TheJulieMaeShow

this is gay im kiwi too

ps..i love Bogan (Aussie) people say how bad NZ is...most of them dont know what is NZ lol

[proudausssie101]

hahaah. i love it! a bit racist bt soo true.lovin the tittes too!

[Lazurath101]

Stupid Vid. The as soon as I saw the woobly "boobs" I already knew that it sucked.

[Burntcurry]

Yes, because i burnt some curry.

[currydownunder]

thou shalt never burn the curry :P

[nixxi0]

this was funny .... although i am australian and we arent racist wtf. i am abboriginal and it annoys me how you call them abbo but other than that it was hilarious but we arent racist (Y)

AUSTRALIA ROCKS......nothig in that vid as truee (:

[Burntcurry]

you can't just say your whole country isnt racist. I've heard a few aussies go off at other races.

[oemwnoxmwfkxw]

Your user name is burnt curry? wtf?

[Burntcurry]

Atleast mine is readable.

[spincrib]

no  but australians love to swear more than any other country FACT

[Stuee13]

Mate you can't deny the truth in this video, our country has done all of this, we Australians are quite racist as well. Sad truth.

[5blacksmith5]

Abo's are racist to us.....  then wonder why we are racist back..

[Stuee13]

We did start it tho...

[5blacksmith5]

Im not racist ive been threatned to be bashed/killed for no reason. but for being white

[ToiletGreece]

Hate how people get fired up over something which is meant to be funny. On the TV it's funny, yet on the internet idiots see it as an insult. Get over it.

[timmy71]

dirty towel head

 yehhh get em out

[sleazypete01]

what are all these racist comments from people who know nothing about my country.

[stormsgrace]

I couldn't pay attention to what was being said in the first part - that chick thing was freaky lol. Second one was well done though.

[renatataiapa]

why dont all trees in new zealand point West............

becuz Australia sucks lol :P

[123BenjaminYates321]

A dingo stole me baby maaaate, australia sucks shame

[alek100]

A dingo stole me car last week

[wooooooolymoo]

okay everybody both AU and NZ are good countries. now apologise and shake hands, sorry that was supposed to be a joke

[shecklace2]

AUSSIE ALL THE MATE! =)

[shecklace2]

wtf not everone in australia is racist most of us arnt i know im not if we were we wouldnt be one of the most popular holiday countries in world.I LOVE AUSTRALIA

[KevinAtSeven]

It's a joke. On a satirical TV show in NZ. Just like your Aussie satire paints us as sheep shaggers. We know you aren't all racist. It's called COMEDY!

[alek100]

Australia licks Americas asshole

[JackHarlequin]

First of all, I agree, Australia sucks!!! On a second note, alek100 - shut the fuck up - its the individuals that make a society and not the system that is proliferated by it. The only good things that are quintessentially part of our australian heritage are stories of 'good' people and brave acts. But accept, that shit will happen and you will have to deal with it like you have to deal with it in every other fucking place in the world!

[alek100]

I also agree Australia sucks

[XxMusashiYamatoxX]

Fuck you

[nzajs]

You Are Awesome :D

[Greenhorsemanship]

what the fuck was that?

[alek100]

fuck Australia its a fascist shit hole!!! a real assholes paradise

[Caitytheawesome]

unnecessary.

[alek100]

get fucked unnecessary

[georgewtwat]

i wish NZ was just like it -

[TheRabidMonkie]

Wow all the Aussies on here getting shitty over this, and all the NZ'ers insulting them is sad.

It's a joke.

Where the bloody 'ell is your sense of humour?

[PurpleButterflies03]

What a shit skit to make....wtf

[aussiebloodypride]

not funny but, eh, I suppose some sad-arses would get a kick out of it.

[rattis1]

Australia is the greatest country on earth woo!!

funny ad by the way i loved it!

[prettypatty21]

bwahahaha lol great spoof man, aussies make heaps on us so this is pretty cool to see it the other way lol

[AvgasStew]

dan carter, dan carter........classic

[jraepeachface]

how stupid

[tomblybo0]

da astriala fing is gae but da otha fing is funny

dan carter dan carter dan carter....richie makor eww

[Marisueksu]

Funny, but what a load of shit.

[speccwolf]

Aww i would expect the Kiwis to at least and make a good spoof of a stupid ad.

[mxdaveo]

if thats trying to bag Australia the greatest contry on earth than its the gayest clip on youtube

[georgewtwat]

the greatest country on earth? The biggest Sandpit on earth.

[NkiwiboyW13]

Biggest peice of shit on earth

[kukkop]

take it like a man sack face

[warner003]

lol that was funnny!

does all that shit make you new zealand news??

gee your news must be even more boring than ours!

haha

[shannon858]

As long as you are not a White, Employed, Heterosexual, Proud(racist)... Then where the bloody hell are you?

[kiwi0800]

wish country that video make from

[xxxAmber18]

nz .

[kiwi0800]

really lol it funny show

[xxxAmber18]

Pretty much

[xxxAmber18]

Pretty much

[Toadie12345]

richie McCaw is the hottest AB!! France won on a forward pass so that game was so BS!!!

[showmethem0lah]

yus ritchie is hot as. damn world cup. at least both of us r out now, nz and aus. gr.

[jazzielala]

aw gotta love my australia <3 <3

[LankyPanda]

its totally like that hahahah

[micaelaM07]

richie mcaw..ew

lol love it

[spreydon]

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU HA HA HA

[jwul004]

hahahaha Damn straight.  Bloody dingo Aussies

[geekgangsta1]

This iz such a funny mock of that ad!!!

"where da bludy hell r ya"

hahahaha

u rok gibson group!!

[TasmanianFeral]

I love the "Where the bloody hell are you" campaign as it just reinforces the message that Australians lack any culture.

[TheClaw70]

we have plenty of culture. cultured youghurt, cultured cheese. we even have cultured yobbo's.

[Baldurpet]

Really? I'm fucking there!!

[junkitrubbish]

hahahahaha lol we dont need any more

[Damien558]

They removed the 'bloody' bit from the commercial in the UK for this very reason I believe.