Dane Cook-Handshake

[Nicole3900]

lol I'm Catholic and I love his Catholic jokes, I know exactly what he's talking about and his jokes are so hilarious.

[redthorn2222]

Llllooooollll

[koria0518]

i do all that when i DO go to church i cant seem to wake up on time anymore =.= ima bad person :'(

[sooper2dooper3]

its so funny I WET MY PANTS

[AmyGrl595]

i do the same exact thing when i go to church :D

[KagomeHHaruhiF]

He's catholic, but he uses such foul language... And he sins ALOT... -_-'

[KittieBlair]

@KagomeHHaruhiF .... so xD

[KagomeHHaruhiF]

@KittieBlair So it's against our religion. -_- I just hope he goes to confession.

[KittieBlair]

@KagomeHHaruhiF peace off!!"

[KagomeHHaruhiF]

@KittieBlair I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye~!!!

[itsnotoveryet9012]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[95ilovejohnnydepp]

every single joke dane tells u can relate 2. lol. this is sooooooo true. along with the friend nobody likes, late 4 work, public bathrooms, everything is so relatable.

[SuperBarb101]

Made funny I want to see him in person I would be laughing so hard everyone would think I was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I -3 Dane Cook

[MakalahBaybee]

reeses pieces i LOLD

[tlainie]

this is so right in so many different ways

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

funny! but how did you get permission to use his audio? thanks!

[bella3718122]

@rlaneyatclemsonedu SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[clawer26cj]

fuck that guy lol

[GoBreakYourOwnHeart]

Lol I do the same thing xD

[twilight3ful1]

"no fuck that guy" haha

[wildeyedredneck]

"he said i have a piece of lent in my peacful eye"

"peace off!!"

[purpleopple]

i was waching this at 1:00 at night and i was laughing so hard my sister came in and gave me the WTF r u doing looks!

[XaWkWaRdMoMeNtX]

I was drinking a drink and i when i was watching it i spit the drink out and now its all over mah computer!

[darkshad9]

lol this guy makes stick figures out of nazi signs :P

[Friends43va3lif3]

yay dane cook :3

[cooler94961]

I have a piece of lint in my PEACEFULLLLL EEEYEEE.

[assassinscodex]

Bless yo face,.if u sneezed.during this video bless u, peace off. Bada dododododo sub-scribe.

[ZooHabitat]

@assassinscodex outro of darkness then redness then whiteness

[SAMMY333222111]

PEACE OFF!!!

[coollava27]

Wait did he just peace off..... Did Toby turner get his outdo from Dane

[deadmantable]

if i go to church 80% chance i may do the same thing.

No F that guy, Peace Off!!

[DracoMalfoyFan100]

but then you also look for the people your like damnnnnn Imma shake that hand. lol

[XxSkittlesthelettexX]

PEACE OFF!!!*mutters angerly*don't let gooo!!! U do not let go of me!!!

[thirdtender]

I have a piiiiece of liint. In my peeiceful eyye

[Armygrl159]

No F that guy, peace off!!

[misskikialiese]

while he was doing his little "peace rap"

[back2realitygal11]

This was church and you're like no, fuck that guy. Hahahahaha

[AsianBunnyLuv22]

its so true i dont shake/hug some people im like "fuck no!"

[KathleenAnneLamb]

ur "animation" sucks ass

[Audiegrl5]

Peace off!

[crysisgamefan2]

those guys i would say fuck no to.. just like... flashed peace signs around the romm.... just like

(I hope no one is in my mind fuck you i dont shake hands...)

[vGhostPro]

I think of this everytime im at church now lol

[jphirdx]

@vGhostPro lol the peace rap part always goes through my head

[robfer15]

DONT LET GO MY HAND....PEACE OFF!!!!!!!!!

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

PEACE OFF! lmao Luv him

[TheKillerApple221]

In 2012 the Movie 2012 will become a comdeny

[Ashbringer80]

Lol from 1:10 to 1:22!

[bigbirdgrappler60]

hahahaha my mom got shunned during peace at church this morning by a 4 year old funniest thing ever

[PrinceOfFayth]

If you don't remeber the moves then just moonwalk you're way in or out

[AnimeCutie9898]

And we eat reeses peaces with the looooooooooord! OW I HAVE A PEACE OF LINT IN MY PEACFUL EYYYYYYYYE!

[mrtheluckybucket]

PEACE OFF!!!

[MrPoop32]

92 people canot remeber the handshake

[alotaskittlez]

wow soooo trueeeeee

[Corkoth55]

peice of lent?

[countrygirl1462]

92 ppl shall die to night

[SamLynn93]

im 2010th person to like!!!!! haha and 92 people got told to PEACE-OFF!

[nelsonr12]

As we eat recies pieces with the world

[kgsolaman5000]

@nelsonr12 lord*

[nelsonr12]

@kgsolaman5000 oh

[jbuggie12]

I have a peice of lent in my peacfull eye ! (: FUNNY SHIT!

[tyuittyuit]

He's so funny

[lueljohn]

The 666,000 viewer is satan! :D

[fd5848517]

@lueljohn as loud as you can say x 20 times as fast as you can, then tell me wht it sounds like

[lueljohn]

I WAS THE 666,869 VIEWER! but OMG! 666!!! O_O

[ShakeToTheJunt]

@lueljohn

There was a thousand of you. your not special.

[lueljohn]

@ShakeToTheJunt :D

[shadow83398]

lol that is funny as crap right there lol "NO ONE KNOWS THE MOVES"

xD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD MY REISES PEICES XD

[MrCharrrles]

damn, needed to see Dane rather than just hear him

[333smilee]

your in church and your like "no, no fuck that guy"

[quellkoerper]

i'm catholic, too.

but this is kinda exactly what happens here in church...

except we had to be there at like 7:30 am

[LonelySnorkeler]

People, quit complaining about getting offended because you're Catholic. I'm Catholic. Yet I still laugh at this. We laugh at all kinds of stuff when it doesn't pertain to us... The day we stop laughing at ourselves, is the day we should just stop laughing altogether.

[candycorn0]

now everytime I go to church and the priest says the part about peace, I think about reese's pieces o.O hahaha

[wuzzupz17703]

thats kinda offencive ima catholic

[SilentSceneKid]

"IN THE PEACEFUL DESCIPLE SENT MY PEACE I LEAVE MY PEACE I GIVE TO YOOU. AS WE ATE REECE'S PIECES WITH THE LORD. AND I HAVE A PEACE OF LENT IN MY PEACEFUL EEEEYEEEE"

lmfaooo

[deadman163441]

Awesome thing to do in this situation put a hand buzzeron and shake hand with as many people as you can

[Frenimes]

peace off! Don't let go of me! lol

[xxJoeJonasluver555xx]

same with the Methodist Church haha

[AlexisOnline1]

as we eat Reeses pieces with the lord! :D

[SaveMeSnapshot]

i just left mass, and i couldnt help but think of this !!!!! XD

[nazo019]

whats funny is that i really did that once and i would not let go of this one person cuz the other dude kept trying to shake my hand and i didnt want to and the other guy whos hand i would not let go of got creeped out and once it was over we just looked at each other and went home and we never met agian and that was the only time i went to church also

[Tonimon13]

this is soo my catholic church lol i love god but this is hilarious

[mkiyoto]

0:18 THAT MY CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mkiyoto]

0:18 THAT MY CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[SereenaStellar]

Cath-o-lic muh bawlsss!!!

[TheXnarutardx]

Ok next time im forced to go to church im screaming that :D

[wolvesrawesome4ever]

weird thing is im a 12 year old whos catholic and i know all the 'moves' XD

[daniellenicole131]

I think I'm gonna start saying "PEACE OFF!!" now...... :D

[peguana43v3r]

I laughed so hard @ "as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord" ha ha ha

[blcmkc]

90 people knew the moves

[1nijigirl2]

I never shook anyone's hand during Peace because the last time I went to church was when I was 8.

[kendallmf12]

PEACE OFF!!

[Halesred]

oh gosh all the stuff he says it just so true. Lol REccese pieeces

[PineappleRaveOMG]

"WHAT IS THIS?!?" "Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex" "YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME!!!!" LOLOLOL

[thesexybeast52]

Hes right when i used to go to chruch i would look around and look for the ppls hands i wont shake

[lordoYYH255]

lol i hate shaking old people's hands 

[amnddy]

what moves?

[emindrno]

"fuck that guy", lol hilarious

[andrea9shan]

hahahah!

u kno whats funny my daddy wrote out all the moves on a piece of paper and printed it lmfaooo so he looks at it and does the moves ! xD

[TheBeeker98]

YOU PEACE ME OFF SO PEACE OFF!

[NsnVsFtsk13]

Bahahahahahahahaha I Laughed SOOO Loud. Its Midnight XDD hahaha I Was Crying XD And Choking XDD hahahaha "PEACE OFF! DONT LET GO!" XDD I love Dane Cook((:

[headgurl2076]

in the peaceful desiful sent my peace i leave my peace to you as we ate resses peacies and he shall ever have a piece of lit in my peaceful eye

[Kellmonster16]

At 1.14 it started to get good. As we eat reeses pieces with the lord out god:)))) still lmfao

[BrutalMind1984]

The Vicious Circle had some great material but these drawings were anything but great. Sorry if you worked hard on this, unless you're ten.

[sasluver505]

. dnt let go u do not let go of me

[philliboy12345]

as we eat reases pieaces with the lord..lol...this was church and your like naw f**k that guy lol

[dani633]

HAHAHA. I'm Catholic and this is all so true. I definitely look around and pick out the people who I refuse to shake hands with. I love Dane Cook.

[piplup223]

as we ate reaces peces lol

[crapdedoodah]

the "peace be with you" handshake/hug is the most enjoyable, thoughtful and interesting moment in the whole ceremony! Who the hell can sit through all those GOD awful songs??!

[Zivs1]

Ha hA

[weinmj]

lol that peace rap the first part is really a verse in the bible and i was in church the other day and the preast t was like and the peacful disiples say this peace i give to you..... and i was laughing so hard in middle of church and everyone was like WTH!

[jarra1224]

Peace off! Just like what I wanted to say.lOl

[viedogamemaster17]

PEACE OFF!! LMFAO!

[SHaiLuVsTaCos]

Haha. Awesomeee.

Peace rap. Lol.

I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye. Lol

[molly1002]

"As we eat Reese pieces with the Lord" rofl!!

[animeXballerina1]

omg! this is so true!!! i thought i was the only terrible person who looks around for peeps i am not going to say peace to!!!

[LaurenLiz0494]

"As we eat Reese pieces with the Lord" xD

Dane Cook is a genuis!

[sammyjoe147]

As we ate the reeses pieces with the lord.and he said I HAVE A PIECE OF LINT IN MY PEACEFUL EYE!! ♥ heheh

[ilovejustinbieber506]

i love dane cook!!!! :D

[Sonic10121]

PEACE OFF!!!

Lol

[heroespeterpetrelli1]

hahah!

[muffinguhrl293]

reeses peacesss x]

lmfao

[darkangel8191]

and we ate resses pieces with the lord and he said i have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye rofl ~dies of laughter~

[jayseiger]

i have a piece of lent inmy peaceful eye....

[vtboi1234]

PEACE OFF!! LOL

[Listen2theMusic3]

Hahaha! "...and we ate ressees pieces with the Lord.."xD

[BreatheForLovex3]

u do not let go of me!

xD

[Snargylicious]

ca-tho-lic! im ca-tho-lic too!

[stugats77]

how gay are you wanker i wana punch you in the mouth

[Karitwilightmist]

This is all SO TRUE! I have the live version of this on my iPod and I laugh at the memories of each thing he says. It's so true it's not funny... it's HILARIOUS. XD

[willraz]

@Karitwilightmist Which video is this from?

[Karitwilightmist]

@willraz iTunes has a comedy central tv show thing that you can buy, and has him starring in it. It's not just this skit, it contains a bit more.

[jphirdx]

@Karitwilightmist this is so true. i am catholic and find this hilarious

[MurasakiiChan]

lol! that animations made to even MORE FUNNY!!!!! "PEACE OFF!!"

[makeorbreakgirlz]

0:14 St. Patrick's Cathedral in NYC???

[zachery1123]

i think its the sistine chaple Vatican Italy bu im not sure

[PatrioT6611]

LOL i never understood the peese's pieces joke until now xD

[TheAkatsukiButterfly]

Dane: He had a whole bowl ,you know I wanted to like grab them-Just grab the bowl run home and add milk like you know -applause-

I would just take the bowl and eat it right in front of the preist.

[cracker4life100]

no fuck that guy

[TheAkatsukiButterfly]

@cracker4life100 I would really do that because im just waiting for it to be over and then here it comes and then my grandparents MAKE me get up and do it. I only do ONE handshake and then everybody else just extends there hands and im no F^%#&$ you

[paintballer779]

lol reeses pieceis with the lord lmfao

[8WolfNecklace8]

"This was church and ur like No fuck that guy"

lmao

[ArianaMarie23]

Wheres the christ chex part?

[Shelsey3]

OMG this is so funny!!!!

[gh31774]

@J209H no its not isolated incident. i have it on dvd but idk what this one is from

[J209H]

Is this isolated incident?

[BendowsXP]

nice vid although clock fail @ 0:10.... since the minute hand is at 45 minutes, the hour hand has to be alittle past in between 4 and 5.

[BadB0y380]

hey guys, how about we comment on the video instead of just saying the same stuff that was in the video? i mean im pretty sure we all watched it. i dont understand how they all have thumbs up next to them either...*sigh* great video though.

[hockeylou14]

i give peace to you your peace give to me as we eat reces peices with the lord lol he owns!

[dpoas]

omg lmfao i fell to the floor laughing

[getsomeCommonSense7]

all of this is so true!

[CassandraMonsterr]

DONT LET GO! YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME! thats great(:

[DakotaTanner12]

PEACE OFF ! lmfao (:

[maskor0ade]

lol thats why i dont go to church, way too much to remember, you cant wear shorts even if its like 1000 degrees and there was always that creep who hunted for me during peace, if he got me id smell like BS for the rest of the day...

[GoTeamJacob100]

CHRIST CHEX! xD xD xD

[NerdySpaz]

XD!!! this is the story of my life......

[wkkichan]

peace to and peace to me as we ate reecies precies with the lord and i got a peice of lint in my peacful eye

[girlchick698]

PEACE OFF!!! DONT LET GO OF ME!!!! Dane cook is teh besssst comedian!

[tyreltangjerd]

what are some good ones

[tyreltangjerd]

big post

[kaleidoscopeyezz]

i reli wanna watch this live cuz im guessing the funniest part of this skit is the moves he makes

[Jesigar96]

PEACE OFF! :DDD

lmao!

[melissamac104]

lol omg I love the "peace" part!!!!!!!! ...because it's SO true!! ...and the part about looking around for the people's hand you don't want to shake... ohhh that's ME!!! lol!!

[BananasUniteify]

lol all of this is sooooooo true hahahahaha

[Twintaileddragon]

Naw fuck that guy.

[Coasterrider210]

peace off!

[CSINYLOVINIT]

we ate reeses pieces with the lord...

[pinkskulled]

As we ate the reeses pieces with the lord.and he said I HAVE A PIECE OF LINT IN MY PEACEFUL EYE!!! PEACE OFF!!!! XDDD i love dane cook!!!

[ProjectV6]

@pinkskulled yeah we heard him

[mad12115]

I like sit in my chair... then some weirdo taps me on the shoulder and they hold out their hand...

I'm like... "oh sh!t"

[improbcreepingyou]

hahahaah soo true! i never make eye contact with the creepy hands

[RebeccaxSama]

lol, i love Dane Cook. PEACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!

[SycoChild09]

PEACE OFF! YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME!!!!

[PSNDonutDude]

This was church and your like... NO FUCK that guy....

[PSORagol]

peace rap ftw <3

[Topdoggie7]

I got a peiceful piece of lint in my peaceful eye. rofl.