..M.the.W.. S10E05

[DarkShadowInTheNight]

glee in mock the week, awesomeness~~

[ceecdt]

Jack is so right, UCAS is hell to do. Though I didn't do DoE we actually play quidditch at uni...

[pippa21336]

DoE... You have to be racist to someone :)

That made me laugh for a whole minute :P

[F12Y14N25]

In exams they say discuss. i did, and got thrown out

[F12Y14N25]

oddly enough Milton I got that question in an exam, except the lucky pencilcase bit

n = 2q^2 / 3 + walllace and grommit

[F12Y14N25]

I didnt do DofE and I am in uni - but I won the quiddich cup 5 TIMES.

[ScotsGirl96]

Excuse me while I get a cloth. There's a smudge on the like bar.

[Dan313dude]

i live in swindon! lol

[fabugirl123]

I love how Dara has to pretend to be surprised every time Hugh "guesses" the Headline thing.

[fragrenade1]

P.I.B.C: Pickles Is Bigger than Cameron...

[JerryBeatFreak]

Call Russell for fuck sake!

[baulshohid]

since fankie boyle left it hasn't been the same.

[KattieLovesRussell]

I miss Russell Howard D: I love him xx

[TheDarkFrontier]

Am I the only one who finds that "Couldn't get out the turning" joke really, really annoying?

[MuseFan777]

@TheDarkFrontier

I am not a massive fan of Micky Flanagn, at times he's OK, but other times, he's just plain annoying

[adelziani1]

Thanks mr moody ;)

[ADragonAmongRoses]

Hugh Dennis: KING OF THE RUNNING GAGS!

[MuseFan777]

Milton is so funny!!!!

[MKShaggy1985]

@MuseFan777

He's ok but Tim Vine is better.

[tarajayne1203]

Jack Whitehall is so lush! I want his babies!!

[liamsheridan18]

HOWS URE LUCKY PENCIL CASE NOW?! AYY, AYY, AYY!!

Milton Jones - comic genious!!! <3

[pinkriffic]

Jack's boxing skit was brilliant. XD

[denkok]

I didn't expect a Mario Kart joke.

[boredgirl2211]

micky really has the most horrible accent impersonations hahaha

[VampireAngel1918]

my cat has been renamed mr. pickles thanks to this show XD

[MissKosovaForever]

Haven't they realised... There is no more News of The World ...

[rogantu]

genialt.

you are genius for uploading this btw.

[achickensandwich]

Mock the week is no longer funny. All of the panel are basically the same annoying, try-hard comedian. They even look the same, sort of flabby with ridiculous hair.

[legspinner]

i suspect mickey didn't get the tictacs joke at first going by the expression on his face

[pencil20000]

Now that Howard is gone, they don't have anybody who can answer these hard-hitting Potter-related questions!!!

[SuziePenguin]

What does Dara say after Hugh does the callback on Micky's tourney bit? I've watched it 3 times and still can't figure it out. I usually have no problem understanding Dara. I'm such a silly redneck American. :\

[Padraig1980]

@SuziePenguin He says: "fast becoming your catchphrase"

[SuziePenguin]

@Padraig1980 Thank you! 

[SuziePenguin]

♥ Ed. Ed is almost as entertaining as David Mitchell for random rants. Thanks for uploading, MtW always makes my work day go by faster.

[beautifulmidnight]

Am I the only person who just doesn't find Milton funny? I barely cracked a smile during his stand up, and it's a constant.

[interestish94]

@beautifulmidnight

there are occasions where I find him funny, but those aren't that often.

[vampire09100]

MIckey Flanagans a TWAT!! Hes not funny!!

[Psychokitten67]

Normally I don't like Jack Whitehall but he was pretty funny in this episode

[TWToxicity]

No Sepp Blatter!

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

@canadianguy0987 You know Mr. Moody is female right? ;)

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

Jack Whitehall...*swoon!!!* God I love him ^_^

[testmonkey535]

once again mr. moody thank you for the laughs. from your american neighbor in the mountains of pennsylvania.

[testmonkey535]

could someone explain to a yank who loves british programming the differences between mickey, hugh, andy, and jacks accents in relation to region/locale. would andy's qualify as cockney and hugh posh? i know dara and the other guy are both irish. thanks.

[legionthantos]

@testmonkey535 Andy parsons accent is Cornish if I've got that right.

[liana2288]

@legionthantos You're right, Andy's said he grew up in Cornwall.

[Alowishius]

@liana2288 Ah, the deliverance area of England, there is not much to do there in the winter, and they need to stay warm, hence there are a lot of teenage pregnancies :D

(actually I was there a year ago and its gotten alot better than it has, but other than st. Ives its a bit meh :/)

[liana2288]

@testmonkey535 Someone's already told you Andy's Cornish; Micky is from Whitechapel in the East End, so he's cockney; Hugh and Jack are both posh--Hugh grew up in a very nice part of North London. Jack grew up in Westminster and graduated from the same school as Princess Eugenie.

[Sem5626]

get over it... you didn't get tickets, it happened in every other olympics

cheers moody but mock the week isn't the same.. its become good news week

[mojojojo928]

This was an episode all about digs on other's jokes! Hugh's dig on Mickey's 'can't get out the turney'; Jack's digs on himself with the boxing 'pincers'; and Ed's dig on Jack's education at Hogwarts. Hope the rest of the season stays at this level. ;)

[maddynelson]

am I the only one that hates Mickey?

[Skotavus]

Mickey Flannigan really needs to accept that he has very little talent in vocal impersonations.

[JxL483]

Harry Potter vs Ucas made me nearly wee myself :)

[as165]

Milton Jones and Micky Flanigan.....what waste of spaces, can we please have Frankie and Russel back.

[HerdULeikMudkips]

@as165 They're better than Stewart Francis by far.

[Bangell99]

Milton Jones seems to be on his way to becoming a regular.

[Bangell99]

@Autumnisntover The whole show has been going downhill for some time.

[grokenos82]

@Bangell99 Looks like Milton has become a regular irregular XD

[kayawodka]

Russell should have been there when they discussed Harry Potter!

[princeMigi]

Napoleon was actually average height for his time. (:

[cpfairleyodd]

@princeMigi Yeah, but "Napoleon: A normal sized man or just relatively close" isn't as funny

[blacksofia]

Thankyou Mr Moody, I've been away from the UK for 2 years, and without you and your uploads I would have lost all sense of humour by now, thankyou soooo much

[AltgeldHall]

I love Milton Jones. Even if this was not quite up to his usual standards.

[applefest1]

Thank you for posting this :)

[Fanouriou]

And the moment I thought my bad dreams of classrooms exams were over. Andy i really did not need Juxtaposition to return to my vocabulary.

[eleanor7]

Thank you so much for posting this, I had probably the worst week of my life and this has brought a smile to my face.

[bitchezdontknow]

Anyone else think Andy Parsons has really stepped up his game since Frankie left?

[97llama]

fuck sake no russell again !!!! stuck with that dick milton jones

[vadetatimus]

awww no seplader jokes

[DeadSOLz]

Milton just SPEAKS and he gets all the points! XD

[supp96]

haha Jack is pretty funny i mean he has gotten better and is seriously just cute.

[mini0777]

Did'nt get the pencil case joke?

[chrstphrw]

@mini0777 People take things they believe give them good luck into exams, such as a "lucky pencil case". Then they see the question and realise that such a trinket has no effect when it comes to answering the question.

[DeadSOLz]

@mini0777 Well, people usually take their "lucky pencil cases" and "lucky pens" to exam (because they think that these items will help them score well in the exams.

Buuuuuuuut they can't help you if you face such a difficult question. :P

[BunnyDollAlix]

Awe man I love Jack so much XD

[oxxax]

Mock the Week is one of the greatest shows around, but it was better when Frankie Boyle was on! His dark comedy made the week worthwhile! :)

[config2000]

"Read all about it. News of the world. News of the world"

Mmm, hang on a minute ...

[sweetarius]

micky = not funny =(

[stevebloodymckenna]

thanks for the upload! everyone was brilliant in this episode, ecspecially Ed Byrne

[beamerball666]

Ha I love Ed&Is it? Pickles Is Burger Caper?

[trisnjok]

is it: Pig In Businessman Camouflage.

[forgotmeballs]

a bit sick of micky and milton now =\

[lancitty4ever1]

Am I the only one who falls into hysterics just looking at Milton Jones?

[SadeofDarkness]

@lancitty4ever1 no, no you are not

[cherryberry2]

I think after Jack's demonstration of his fighting skills I have fallen in love with him. :D

[jamesahibbard]

Have to say: Best cast in a long time.

[legspinner]

maybe its just my imagination, but dara seems pretty quiet and subdued when he introduces the contestants/first round

[MrLazyEyes]

F S L U D?

[qhlpp]

Someone please tell me Flanagan hasn't become a regular.

[SethWreckLollis]

21:30 Now where's Russell when you need him? :P

[look25aa]

mr moody i luv u....i do i do i do....oooooooohhhh yeaaaah iiiiiiiii dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!­!! ;)

[CaptainWatson234]

Pickles is Bacon Chomper?

[reafdaw01]

Micky Flanagan is so not funny. The problem is he thinks he is hilarious and takes up to much time.

[mutater0]

@reafdaw01 i think he's a very funny guy.

[reafdaw01]

@mutater0 Yeah I thought that a lot of people probably think he's funny. It's just not my kind of humor.

[blenderpanzi]

Deathly Hallows is by far not the longest book. In relation to the the other books its relatively short.

[Mrmoody]

@blenderpanzi - Well in relation to book 5 and 4 it's short. In relation to book 1 and 2 it's a monster.

[GDG4ever]

@Mrmoody In relation to Book 1 and Book 2...Book 5 is a weapon.

[MockingTheNation]

Other books being OOTP and THBP... The rest were shorter... but only just a bit shorter was TGOF

[stacey2evaa]

@blenderpanzi half blood prince is bigger...x

[blenderpanzi]

@stacey2evaa My point was that Deathly Hallows is *not* the longest book. They acted like it where in the video.

[stacey2evaa]

@blenderpanzi just a statement as to prove yours true if it was thought to be false :) and i checked, its order of the phoenix ... xx

[GriimezHD]

@blenderpanzi or just watch the film :L

[blenderpanzi]

@GriimezHD I did watch the film. But I read the books first (well, except for the first two). And the books are always WAY better than the movies. The movies are more like trailers to the books. There are whole minor story lines that are never mentioned in the movies.

[Nelzevir]

Less Flanagan, more Whitehall and Byrne!

[sgtgorillaz]

I wonder if they'll change the theme tune for the next show...

You can't "read all about it" in the news of the world anymore after all...

[Larkin200]

Andy Parsson doing a Mariokart reference? The world is an awesome thing y'know.

[Hedghog6666]

Long live MrMoody!

[prizrenac91srbin]

I'm from Serbia and I also watch Mock the Week.

ps. Andy is much better now!

[ZepComProductions]

Someone needs to tell Micky Flanagan to stop laughing at his own jokes already. Not cool.

[Hedghog6666]

@ZepComProductions more a problem with his look and grin at the audience

[ZepComProductions]

@Hedghog6666 Agreed. He needs to get over the fact he's on television.

[hautausurakoitsija]

@ZepComProductions Someone needs to tell Micky Flanagan to go fuck himself.

[ShiroKage009]

Thank you for the episode :D

Oh and as someone who experienced the suffering of UCAS: Thank you for sounding that, I ran to a US uni in order to move forward ...

[ihavegreeneyes14]

@MasterFen006 green as a Pickles :D

(just an awful pun that connected my comment with the episode, sorry! :D )

[niizama]

Agree with @thechaplain. Flannagan has got to go. He was funny when he was on once a semester. Every week it gets a bit boring. Ed and Jack are funny and we hardly heard them...

[illdoitin5mins]

@niizama i liked chris addison weekly, where did he go?

[niizama]

@illdoitin5mins Agreed. Maybe next time?

Why did I write "semester" in my original post? Idiot...

[fintanot]

Soory mr moody if I was incorrect, yet I seem to recall someone (possibly you) state that. No offense intended.

[chrstphrw]

Awful timing for the show - finishing this half of the series just as the news story of the year breaks.

Oh and Whitehall is an unfunny twat who relies on nepotism rather than being funny

[cupotrevor]

thanks so much...love ths!

[meatballguy1]

I actually missed the premire of harry potter twice. Once for dinner and twice for bed. :(

[habbo3hampster]

mr pickles is also the name of my alien that i made with my brownies

[ProphetRS]

Well thanks for the information on how fat spiders laugh, Moody.

[Mrmoody]

@ProphetRS - You are very welcome.

[thechaplain]

I have to say, I'm really struggling with this series. The quality has really gone downhill. Also I really don't find Mickey Flannagan funny - not only was the whole "look how working class I am!" thing done to death by the end of the 60's, but if you watch last weeks episode and this weeks he has these flashes of being very confrontational (towards Jack over the Swindon gag) which hampers people who are actually funny. PS - Swindon really is a shit hole.

[TVFILMBUFF]

1:29 Milton's headline... read out the accronym without adding any words and it makes perfect sense. Dont recall ever seeing that before! Milton is a funny bastard.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

anyone notice they spend about 1 minute answering the question than about...7 talking about random stuff XD

[laurensea7]

about halfway through, i got distracted by the light shining on Dara's head...

[Se1ander]

Milton is gonna be a perfect grandfather....

[fateddreamer]

love this show!

[Jinda89]

Isn't Hawkeye the name of the Native American in Last of the Mohicans?

[Se1ander]

@Jinda89

Yeap, It is from there that Pierce in M.A.S.H got his nickname...

[Jinda89]

@Se1ander yeah thats why i thought it was.

[mojojojo928]

@Se1ander: Could be that it means BF Pierce's marksmanship rating in Army basic training? 'Hawkeye' means a perfect marksmanship score (I'm an ex-Army soldier). It could also mean his score out of medical school, before going to Korea. ;)

[Se1ander]

@mojojojo928

Possible, don't know if he ever speaks of his scores...

[mojojojo928]

@Se1ander: Aw, just kidding. Mostly, it was to point out that "Hawkeye" isn't exclusively a tennis term. ;)

[Se1ander]

@mojojojo928

Ooooooohhh, OK

[DasNutellamaedchen]

@mojojojo928 Actually, he got his nickname from his father, after a character from a novel he liked.

[Brendan14618]

@mojojojo928

BF Pierce was named after a literary character created by James Fenimore Cooper. Natty Bumppo, from _Last of the Mohicans_ was also called Hawkeye. In the book, Pierce claimed it was "...the only book my old man ever read."

[metOLIca]

Micky Flanagan is my new favourite comedian, so good!

[ihavegreeneyes14]

I'm from Lithuania and I watch mock the week!!!

[DeHox]

@ihavegreeneyes14 but are you a bouncer^^

[ihavegreeneyes14]

@DeHox  chi chi ;)

[hestheman929]

Best episode in a long time. Maybe even since Frankie left. I love Micky's voices, and Hugh's callback to last week.

[tazolson]

For exam questions, how did the miss: What is the connotation and denotation of the following: wiener, jugs, buns, and pussy.

[timdaughte]

Are they gonna change the theme song?

[Mrmoody]

@timdaughte ... no why would they?

[MushroomBombify]

@Mrmoody There's a bit of a News of the World (the newspaper, not the song) scandal going on at the moment. I believe it's about phone tapping, and apparently they're shutting down the entire paper :O

The song fits perfectly at any rate, with or without the paper around.

[Mrmoody]

@MushroomBombify - whhhat? wait, didn't they phone tap last year too? Why shut down now? I'm going have to google news this shit!

[chrstphrw]

@Mrmoody The renewed controversy about phone tapping isn't just about spying on celebrities. They've also hacked the phones of a missing girl (and deleted the messages when the inbox was full), the families of 7/7 victims and the families of soldiers killed in Iraq. Basically they are complete and utter scum.

[fritspas]

@Mrmoody

Read all about it, News of the World! News of the World!

[penbitten]

@Mrmoody news of the world scandal :) i suspect it would just tickle them though, the whole show makes fun of that mad sphere of human endeavour anyway.

[Hedghog6666]

@Mrmoody Hack all about it, Hack all about it...

[AllTimeJedLife]

@timdaughte No, Dara said on Twitter that they won't. His exact tweet (copy & paste FTW): "No, folks we're not changing the MTW theme tune. In 2028 you'll be watching it with your kids and can explain what "News of The World" was."

[wickedloveROX]

HOW'S YOUR LUCKY PENCIL CASE NOW?!?!

[SuperWingit]

I fuggin love Milton Jones.

[mojojojo928]

Best one in quite a few! All of them were on fire!

[spazzing]

Why the tie Ed? Cute.

[Kittyrins]

YAY MOODY!

Was wondering where this weeks episode was, but my subscriptions showed this glorious video and all was well!

[MCjamie15]

thanks for uploading!



[StoliDassah]

don't care for jack or mickey, but the rest of the line up is awesome!

[bunkmasterflex]

Yes Awesome Day. Stephen Marley and The Steve Miller Band at the Ottawa blues festival. Come home and mock the week over a nice cold beer.

[fintanot]

It is a woman right?

[ohcrapmynameistoolon]

yay been waiting for this

[UnlimitedApathy]

Mr.Moody you kick so much ass.

:D