Curb Your Enthusiasm- Crazy Susie

[YeshuaPeace]

LOL classic!

[TopGunJAB]

i hate that bitch

[aarinedwards]

She seems more angry than crazy.

[illwillyoo]

this was such a great episode... when jeff tells larry about the kid burning down the camp... "hes a pyromaniac... thats not a good maniac" haha

[turkishdelight0805]

"if that's gone I'm gonna be hysterical"

GOTTA LOVE SUSIE

[abe0101]

I'd smack the shit out of her or tell her its over. Who should put up with this? no man should.

[SuperTestfreak]

susie green rules!!!

[mikemanau]

Thumbs up if Susie gives you a boner!

[fheisk]

i've been watching the show backwards and i'm only halfway through season 7 so they look very young to me here... except larry david, he always looks the same.

[redsuncartel]

I want a wife as angry as Suzie.

[kdbl112]

lol Susie was my favorite character on this show

[l33tpwnzord]

Show looks depressing.

[fheisk]

@l33tpwnzord its actually pretty lighthearted and good natured, just built around larry being an asshole is all.

[stepsinit]

lol i would of done a u-turn if i heard this bitch from the front door.

[MrSpemat]

Susie is my long lost sister..

[Reinpret]

i think i got a liking for susie.. yep

[Moviewhiz1]

Favorite quote: "LARRY YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK!"

[ferbert19]

your a fat fucking asshole

[MultiCool911]

would you shut up?? AH FUCK YOU!!!

[MultiCool911]

who is this schmuck fukface lawyer you set up with?

[MultiCool911]

....jeff..and i were going to play a new computer golf game..

[ForensicsOnTheScene]

Susie is so verbally and emotionally abusive towards Jeff... can't believe he puts up with her loud mouth but it is hilarious to watch her lose her temper.

[comprehensiveboy]

From a Pogrom? Seems Susie has her own pogrom against her husband.  Jeez, it's so ironic.

[abmackay]

I'm not sure why people enjoy this, I mean... too many psychos like this in the real world, and we all have to deal with them, right?

[inaciotrinita]

@abmackay that's why this is funny...no???

[vgames89]

who would steal a wedding video lol

[comprehensiveboy]

'Stay here! I'm begging you!' Yea men rule the world right?

[jaboipell]

that bitch is such a douche

[aznpromaster]

What episode is this from?

[shevillechick]

hahaha, her hair and outfit are out of control!!! love it!

[mrxxbrian]

She called him Jeffrey! Lol!

[dakingofdano]

What's the name of this episode? I don't remember it.

[brockadile6]

What a shmoehawk

[29larron]

@tJohnnyfin1,i dont even wanna know man lol

[29larron]

Im in love with Suzie,she so fuckn mean it turns me on!!

[josehernandez16]

I fucken love this show so much.

[misplacednewyawker]

I have all these on dvd. That is hilarious.

[Shelver92]

thumbs up if Jeff is a Chris Christie lookalike

[misplacednewyawker]

@Shelver92 Imagine if All in the Family was on cable; The language Archie and Mike would be using lol

[cooliovasquez]

lmao the worst character ever created

[mortella23]

@cooliovasquez susie is amazing! ahhaa

[dfbhcf]

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!

OH, FUCK YOU!

LOL

[512thc]

Susie is hilarious... takes nO shit from anybody!

[joedoschMSU]

She was in STEERAGE!

[MegaSheen15]

susie is my favorite person on the show

[magoibe]

2.34 is the best moment! haha (mimes awwww fuck)

[01000001011100100111]

Susie really needs a good hard seeing-to.

[ThatNerdJStone]

Perfect awkward moment.

[steveomania]

What episode is this from?

[MegaSheen15]

@steveomania the wire (season one)

[StewartLucrative]

Why do I find myself strangely attracted to her terrible attitude?

[kingdarius5252]

Something about Susie's voice makes you want to just punch her in the face

[comprehensiveboy]

Schmuck fuck faced lawyer?

[odanak100]

Thanks

[DvonKron]

what's amazing is that this is the very first scene where susie really lets loose in all of curb

[kirbygene]

spoken weakly: "Jeff and I were gonna play a new computer golf game"

[Mprator]

Someone should stick a cock in her mouth and shut her up.

[AbbeyRoad52]

Susie Essman plays a good bitch lol.

[TheGrindsprint]

I have a question for people in LA. watching this show has made me wonder if it´s really realistic for Larry to always run in to people he knows. I mean LA is so big and he keeps running in to people, like in that second episode where he happens to stop a car in some remote neighborhood and it´s the guy from the golf range. I realize it´s just a show, but it made me wonder how it is fo rpeople living there. You run into people you know randomly?

[max8987]

@TheGrindsprint

thats a good question, i live in LA. its true, its a huge city BUT! considering that larry david, even in the show, is a member of the upper middle class, the rich guys like him usually stay within their country clubs, their gated communities, and generally just make their world much smaller by only associating with the elite few.

but its a small world, sometimes i run into people i know randomly... all the time in fact. and im not in showbusiness like larry, so i know fewer

[TheGrindsprint]

@max8987 Thanks for the answer :) yeah, it is a small world sometimes. I live in Sweden and when I was in high school I ran in to my math teacher in a small town in Greece one summer. Ruined my day

[branscom81203]

Laughing so hard it is hard to breathe.

[Wheatspin]

Jeff and I were... going to play... computer golf...

[VitorVitoriaBaia]

one of my favorites scenes. As always, when Susie is with them, Larry and Jeff look like authenthic old friends, scaried kids.

[F1ghtC1ty]

CHECK OUT MY CRUB YOUR ENTHUASIAsM SONG !

[americandreamjoe]

2:36 jeff's face

[SBhunter]

@americandreamjoe

LMAO a lot of guys can relate to that face

[scando1988]

susie is hot

[DreadPresident]

............my baseball cards

[massagesteve]

Why didn't see when an Emmy for this role?! She's super funny and great at acting nutso!

[prisingh423]

"you know i have trouble sleeping? yes you do. jeff you never told him about my trouble sleeping?"

[livingisaight]

suzie gets my dick hard when she talks like that ; p

[pissedllama]

@livingisaight That's what Leon said in season 6

[BridgeportJaiAlai]

She is an amazing actress. Who else could make an angry, mean character so compelling and funny?

[americandreamjoe]

you're a cock-sucker mother-fucker

[bellmotherwell]

susie is amazing in her role

[nicci833]

I would love Susie as an older sister!

[Yesiamblind]

COCK-SUCKER MOTHER-FUCKER

[Xsuprio]

@Yesiamblind Robot Chicken Gummi Bear Original

[BobSlydell100]

schmuck-fuck-face

[IJustTouchedMyself]

I WOULD RAPE THE SHIT OUTTA HER IF SHE WERE MY WIFE!!!

[DrPoon]

Jesus that bitch needs a good fist in the jaw.

[kissmyARToxo]

god that woman is a fucking head case

[BenAliGtor]

If she were my wife, I'd have left her at an interstate rest stop on the first day after the wedding.

[beatle11]

IT"S GONE! IT"S GONE!

[YahIDontKnow]

Its gold Jerry.....GOLD!!!!!

[xn117]

"oh fuck you "!!

[jonats04]

she brought it over from Russia. from a POGROM... LOL

[wudwudendabudd]

You Are A Cock Suck-er Muther-Fucker

I <3 her character

[BeyondLame]

IT'S GOOOOONE! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING-

[forman208]

20 cock sucking mother fuckers watched this

[AlexBrasil123123]

suzie needs to get her teeth bashed in......maybe then she'll develop a little humility

[daTruChosen]

@AlexBrasil123123 Come on, dude ... wtf. I mean, really?

[AlexBrasil123123]

@daTruChosen

are you kidding me? I know that suzie is just a character in a show, but you're telling me that people who act like that in real life (and there are tons) don't deserve to get at least punched in the fucking face?

if you think it's okay for a bitch to act like that, then you're from another planet!

[DOKt00n]

ass 2 mouth with susie!

[TheNoga]

i like how he stole their wedding video.

[collegeman1988]

That woman has a potty mouth.

[coolbrett]

Susie is so fuckn sexy. I love her attitude

[daTruChosen]

I love psychotic, feisty women like this crazy-ass bitch. They're the only ones who can keep the interest of a free-spirited cat like me. They're full of fire, never dull, and the sex is ALWAYS ... out of control! All the women I've loved are fucking NUTS in some way or another. I'd hammer a wild chick like Susie to DEATH, while she's calling me a nasty motherfucker!!!

[Diadematov]

@daTruChosen you're a sick fuck. seek help.

[daTruChosen]

@Diadematov Why, thank you (while cackling my as off!!!)

[Letspreach]

@daTruChosen ROFL!!!

[SlyRy]

Will you shut up?!

Oh Fuck You!

[Geee7]

Somebody needs to get a sniper rifle and put this CUNT down right between the eyes. Bang! - one shot and she's out of her misery. No more of that cuntey, big mouth. Surely, I jest you know. LOL...

[FenderUsa]

@Geee7 its a tv show

[allhopeisgone3541]

I love Susie

[tableturns77]

who cares about you fuckin wedding video bitch

[ActaNonVerba71]

I believe there is a time and place for every human behavior. Some are okay frequently; some only in very specific circumstances, but there is a time and place for all of them. In the case of Susie, Jeff dropping her with a mega punch in the face would be more than understanable. It sucks, it's something to avoid, but when people are so provocative and condescning it is justified.

[BeyondLame]

IT'S GOOONE!!!!!!

[MrMoBidnizz]

Larry's face at 00:30 seconds is PRICELESS

[metafiendou812]

i like her attitue....ure fat fucking asshole..lol

[CoolWhiteChick]

Very funny but damn, I grew up with ppl like this and it really can do a number to your head! Remove yourself from ppl like THIS in real life!

[evenyscrewd]

he took their wedding video

[Chikolad]

Susie ROCKS!

[HLJokerRP]

To those leaving disgusting comments...ROT in hell you fucks... Or as Cosmo Kramer was told "Drop DEAD"

[youngian67]

And who’s this schmuck fuck face lawyer you set us up with?

[haveatomato]

LOL! nobody says "fuck" like Suse can.

[comprehensiveboy]

'What the fuck are yo doin here?' So welcoming. This is so like when I would go to my freinds house with his crazy mom. He would beg me not to leave just the same.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

i love sussie essman so much. i wish she were my wife lol. she got a banging ass too!

[Koveena15]

Susie is just plain awesome, I love it when she curses people out lmao!! "And Larry what the fuck was that about calling me at 10:30 in the middle of the night!" XD "My grandmother brought that from Russia! It better not be missing! ITS GONE!" This video makes me laugh every time. x3

[Koveena15]

Susie is awesome lol.

[thatfingio]

Guilty pleasure Susie :)

[wildhias]

what is a four eyed fuck? (2 eyes,penis, bald head)??

[man2die4]

@wildhias four eyes/eyed is a term used for people who wear specs.

[cj62392]

she's so gross

[scottdavis0676]

@cj62392 She's damn sexy. I would tear her ass up LITERALLY.

[AlecZAPS]

what season was this episode on?

[krs7070]

Susie is so fucking funny.

[GratuitousWhimsy]

"I'll tell you what, that fucking broach better not be missing."

"IT'S GOOONE!"

"...fuck...."

[thegrizzlyshow]

this is EXACTLY what my mom is like 24/7 she seems nice but like the slightest thing ticks her off

[BigStick3456]

The one time poor Jeff defends himself Susie still tells him to to fuck off. lol

[parkourhellas]

akward...yes, a little tiny bit of funny, yes...probably yes...great? no, definitely no

[babins03]

It´s so funny, I cannot stop laughin!

OMG, I miss CYE so much...

[FritoExpress]

-"You weren't even thinking you know why? cause you're a fat fucking asshole"

[jrhollobaugh]

@martinclunes25 i want a permanent relationship w/ susie

[scottdavis0676]

@martinclunes25 I wouldn't mind a threesome with them also. I would love to fuck Susie up the ass, then cum in Cheryl's mouth.

[DOKt00n]

@martinclunes25 oh my god LOL......but yea, cheryl

[Benjomatic]

@martinclunes25 Cheryl, without a doubt.

[alexmackovjak]

@martinclunes25 im thinking those teenage girls from the bald asshole episode but that would probably land me in the slammer. well they might be 18 now

[RVCA91]

hahahaha "I had to take a xanex that night i was crazy that night!" hahah

[brooklynman]

Larry by the way . . . 10 o'clock cut off . . . you are a cock sucker mother fucker. you dont give a shit . . . would you shut up . .. fuck you!

[funkynotstinky]

oh I adore her! =))) she's the best!...

[FrankieEsposito]

hahahah...shes such a pitbull

[townsjim]

"my baseball cards!" lol

[geevow]

this was hilarious :D

[MsTraviesa123]

Will You Shut Up!

Oh Fuck you!

lol

[KoolJayJ]

if i was larry, i would've beat the shit out of her and pissed all over her corpse looonnnngggg ago

[toby099]

@KoolJayJ

yeah umm you dont do that..

[lowfuellevel]

tooooooooo funny

[BeyondLame]

IT'S GONE

[DrAznmuff]

hahah i cracked up when he said, "my baseball cards!"

[teletoondetour]

That fuckin thing better not be gone. *4 seconds later* ITS GONE! YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER lmao

[meowmixtures]

susie is so funny, she just says it like its so

[nyc999]

Pure venom!

Love the way Jeff says hi so casually at 0:31

[NeverAgain1985]

"Jeff  and I were gonna a new computer golf game: lol XD

[meshellndego]

I FRICKIN LOVE SUZY!!!almost as much as I love Larry!! I want to be Jewish, everyone I love is Jewish...Barbara Streisand, (my absollute fav) Dustin Hoffman, Norman Lear (Innovator) Anne Frank, Larry David, erry Seinfeld, and the whole cast of Seinfeld...I WANT TO BE JEWISH!!!!

[forevermon1ca]

Does anyone know what season/episode this is?

[forevermon1ca]

Hysterical!

[donkeyboyzs]

haha..Jeff only cares about his baseball card lol

[StewieGiliganGriffin]

cye would be nothing without susie

[MissBrindley]

OMG, this scene is sooooo hysterical! I love this character and I loved her on "Cop Out"

[fredintr]

God, I love Susie

[mrbriscoe2001]

My favorite Susie quote,when she was separating from Jeff;" He defiles me at night;he does unspeakable things to my body"; could somebody post?

[BeyondLame]

and from then on, a memorable character was born

[SBhunter]

She's fucking crazy hahahaha I would OJ her