But are you really upset over the term 'smartass'? I mean if every other word he used was whatever you consider obscene, then fine there is no need for it. Also, 'butt' ain't an intelligent word, it's a euphemism, meaning you are just saying 'ass' but you don't want to incite sadness transformed to anger, which you are still doing. Next time, to prove intelligence, don't refer to another person as a part of the body where feces come from.
I dont hate you, so i am just saying your speaking out of your butt. Yes, your pulling out feces to fling at me because somehow you think it smells good.
I prefer not to use any other word because i dont feel any offense to you. Simply i am concerned by your beliefs.
Still, if you like to curse, and you stay away from me thats fine. I dont need negativity in my life
I only even commented here because it was a ruined joke
Words do have meaning and a place. Its up to an individual or a society to determine the place for words.
If you want us to lighten up, you will need to either change the definition of words or change the rules of the english language to take meaning from them altogether.
did i say they mean nothing? he used the term "smart ass" because they were being a smart ass. but hey, if the word "ass" is enough to upset u then so be it i couldn't care less. and that's a flat out lie that smart people do not swear. u have nothing to back that up whats so ever. and some of the greatest comedians of all time swore all the time. but hey, live in your own little world i prefer not getting all bent out of shape over a god damn word.
As as the famous comedian George Carlin once said, "[Words] are my work and my play. Words are all we have really we have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. then we assign a word to a thought. And, from that moment on, we are stuck with that word for that thought."
so even if we change the meaning of the word "ass" right now. the meaning is already assigned. Even our children and their children will realize there is a negative conatation to the word. So the point is moot.
dane cook never did a joke like this you idiots
joeratti 5 months ago
@joeratti ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD? ARE YOU STUPID? REALLY?
Cmanisthecoolest 5 months ago
LOL! that's hilarious, i gotta try that out lol
lilmusicthought 1 year ago
XD hilarious!!
s38a5t13n 1 year ago
hahaha..he was ur brother but he didnt listen! lol!
jonahbooc 2 years ago 6
Was this joke Dane Cook's or his? I'm a bit confused here.
dafneec 3 years ago
this was daniels, dane cook steals jokes from half the population
sirstikay69 2 years ago 68
it was his. dane cook took it. ugh. i hate that dane cook does that.
nalienrayezScapades 2 years ago 53
No wonder it sounds familiar. Which Dane Cook stand up is that ?
mookxi 2 years ago
@dafneec His.
NinaNeko4 1 year ago
thx pbs for the buzzkill. i almost shot and then there were the aborignies fuck u i spelt it rong
gregtheproduct 3 years ago
it seems like it was concepted from a russell peters joke
Kajual525 3 years ago 2
omfg hillarious 1000000/5 stars
CHR0m3dR4g0n 3 years ago
that guy is funny
KGAinc 3 years ago 6
this is an old re-worked stephen wright gag
mitchrepoman 3 years ago 3
and who the fuck are you
Bananaandapples2008 3 years ago
ITS A FUCKING JOKE. well for the one below me. geez stop analyzing it and laugh. FUCK.
chlorie 3 years ago 3
Yeah seriously. -_-
Marcell2aG 3 years ago
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whats with the obsession with cursing these days. It just doesnt make jokes funnier and in fact distracts from them.
If it doesnt add to the joke, dont say it.
Besides the fact that the cruder you are to your kid, the more hes going to repeat it all back to you in the same tone.
Kids are a mirror of the parents. Where else are they going to learn positive things?
waltermh111 3 years ago
Cursing these days? Are you fucking Amish or something? Comedians have been cursing since the beginning of time.
p100ki 3 years ago 6
he didn't actually say that to his kid you know
Astaroth267 3 years ago
Wait...you upset over the term "smartass"? Well, now I know that you ain't smart....
TyrantOnikiri 3 years ago
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too bad its not smart to curse.
In fact, you should listen to more intelligent people. They tend to avoid cursing as much as possible.
Also, you need to watch or listen to more older comedians. Cursing was not the norm.
Your talking out of your butt hoping peoples emotions will win out and nobody will actually go look for proof.
waltermh111 3 years ago
But are you really upset over the term 'smartass'? I mean if every other word he used was whatever you consider obscene, then fine there is no need for it. Also, 'butt' ain't an intelligent word, it's a euphemism, meaning you are just saying 'ass' but you don't want to incite sadness transformed to anger, which you are still doing. Next time, to prove intelligence, don't refer to another person as a part of the body where feces come from.
TyrantOnikiri 3 years ago
your ignorance is not blissful i hope.
its the emotion behind the word.
I dont hate you, so i am just saying your speaking out of your butt. Yes, your pulling out feces to fling at me because somehow you think it smells good.
I prefer not to use any other word because i dont feel any offense to you. Simply i am concerned by your beliefs.
Still, if you like to curse, and you stay away from me thats fine. I dont need negativity in my life
I only even commented here because it was a ruined joke
waltermh111 3 years ago
i feel sorry for people who are so easily insulted by a word... lighten up man.
DaBears8690 3 years ago 3
if words mean nothing then why use them?
Words do have meaning and a place. Its up to an individual or a society to determine the place for words.
If you want us to lighten up, you will need to either change the definition of words or change the rules of the english language to take meaning from them altogether.
waltermh111 3 years ago
did i say they mean nothing? he used the term "smart ass" because they were being a smart ass. but hey, if the word "ass" is enough to upset u then so be it i couldn't care less. and that's a flat out lie that smart people do not swear. u have nothing to back that up whats so ever. and some of the greatest comedians of all time swore all the time. but hey, live in your own little world i prefer not getting all bent out of shape over a god damn word.
DaBears8690 3 years ago
As as the famous comedian George Carlin once said, "[Words] are my work and my play. Words are all we have really we have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. then we assign a word to a thought. And, from that moment on, we are stuck with that word for that thought."
so even if we change the meaning of the word "ass" right now. the meaning is already assigned. Even our children and their children will realize there is a negative conatation to the word. So the point is moot.
runedelavega 2 years ago
This guy is awesome! All the good ones are taken.... T_T
*5 stars*
puertorrriquena 3 years ago
hahaha!
studio30pole 3 years ago 2
i.love.chad.daniels.
yeoshinaPOP 3 years ago 3
Haha aww lol
Shrubbs 3 years ago
I guess they listened and are now puttin up the good shit
JerkyChid 3 years ago 5
omg THREE FUNNY VIDS IN A ROW THE END IS NEAR
LOLZ
lostpunkrock 3 years ago 6
HAHA, yes! Chad Daniels is the best. I loved the other one when he was talking about tampons.
Alpha000013 3 years ago 5
Lol. I love this guy.
rajkumari529 3 years ago 3
holy fuck! they have audio previews now? lol type that in and listen to the playback
TheonenonlyRMD 3 years ago 2
Lmao could of been a yeah i like that beter delivery though.
alex399r 3 years ago
The river of Styx?
TheonenonlyRMD 3 years ago
Probably! lol
Shrubbs 3 years ago
Awsome!!!
StubzTurner 3 years ago 2