Converting Lesbians, Smelly Asses & Wild sexual girl! - Ask The John

[crankypipo]

i keep jumping straight to fucking whenever i can without thinking if any of my body parts reek and that's a bad habit, thanks for remindin me that bro :D

[ImTheTerrible1]

how did this come up when i searched for "speed painting humon"...

[StyleGuy08]

Great vid.

[557406307]

I would turn her around put my but on her nose and ask her how does that smell?

[flonkas]

Lmao sky is so fucking entertaining.

[crazy7194]

i would give her an ass lick or maybe go for anal depending on what mood i am in

[Lesbiana31]

SURE I WOULD TELL HER! ON MY WAY OUT THE DOOR OFCOURSE! LOL HEY EVEN STRAPONS GET SOFTYS LOL

[Farbo123]

If something smells you pull their pants up For them, drag them to the nearest washroom and fix that problem yourself. Then and There.

[ChrisTheEnigma]

You're so fucking cool

[victorlopez007]

Spray some fabreez in her butt crack and ur good :)

[rx7drifter323]

i want his shirt

[DubD3306]

I would pick her ass up and take the action to the shower!

[SlitheringWeeds420]

8 chicks have a smelly asshole!

[mysticwhiteguy]

I converted a Norwegian lesbian the night I graduated high school and we raw dogged it at the after party. I just asked myself what would SkyyJohn do so I got with that girl and it was feckin awsome. Thanks Skyyjohn :D

[BigBlack81]

@mysticwhiteguy Well done, lad. Well done.

[solid519]

k bout tha stank ass i wud tell tha hoe ta get tha fuckkk outtt n onnn 2 da next one....but bout tha lesbian shit i disagree..... seems to b my specialty...dunno why but lesbians an bi girls seem attracted to me...weird? my girlfriend right now i took her away from a girl hahahah

[brandon49162]

i would ask the girl did you have your fucking period sit you smell

[Stido22]

I love your poams skyy

[AdamjHumphreys]

Brilliant classic Skyy

[kingrotty]

Much respect to the john for his prayers!

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@kingrotty nooooo

[lavengiggles]

Eff that. "Dude. Shower. See ya in the 2 mins ;)" Thaz all you need.

[SikWitThiz]

I'd be like damn biiiznitch clean that shit!!! That shit would kill my wood instantly. lol

[WantedFreshness]

A smelly ass? the fuck skyy! If my girl had a smelly ass I would definitely tell her. Probably she would sound like, hihihi, but HELL u need to make sure she takes it serious. I would let her smell my booty pipe.

[sparqsfly]

skyy john is back!!!

[matman16]

Aha so you ARE religious!

[CadetCPL2606]

I'd say lay some pipe in the shower. You can get dirty and be clean at the same time.

[SlimJim58]

Hell yeah! a closed mouth don't fix the problem!

[paco7669]

You need to stop singing like a bitch, and start wearing pants like a man

[TheRealKaoticKidd]

I would be like"You smell like ass and GladeSpade is giving hand outs see ya"

[Marmanandfriends]

LMAFO TIMMY! LOL OMG

[ginalola333]

I like what you said about Japan and Egypt. You're a bastard but you get it. Have fun in Vegas~

[Kogerii]

@BlackSheepMamba,

Make a move on her as you would with any other girl. In her case make the transition lighter. Start by playing around and touching her. If she's fine with that get serious.

A chick who's a lesbian was open to experimenting with women at some point. Whether she gave up on men or never had one, you still have a shot.

[CmdrBittles]

You absolutely can't just say "Your ass stinks, take a shower"...I mean, yeah, get her in the shower. But you can't fucking say that. lol

[LilTobsta]

HEY!!! I EAT SUSHI TOO!!!!

[brettgoudy]

take it to the shower baby

[rollsthepaul]

Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.

[zacDAguitarist]

Man: You need to clean your ass.

Women: OKAY, thanks for the help baby!(:

Yeah f&%king right.

[EliteDoomer]

Happened to me in the past, I let it slide but I couldn't get hard.

[Camdor5]

Jump off and run to the shower

[EricFishaaa1369]

If I jumped into bed with someone that had a smelly ass I would get up and say i have to use the wasroom then i would go in and have a shower, then when she comes in and says...." I thought you went to use the bathroom" my replay " I am would you care to join me in the shower we can have some sexy fun time no what im sayin" problem solved

[learti1]

Im muslim...my girl washes her ass every time she takes a shit...so thats not even a problem...EVER...

[ProjectExodus]

@learti1 And you being a muslim is relevant to this topic in what way exactly?

[learti1]

@ProjectExodus Well about the ass smell!!! Why do u ask...isnt everything explained in my comment??? or what exactly is your problem...??

[learti1]

@ProjectExodus in case you didnt know...muslim people dont use toilet paper...we wash our ass...

[mites7]

@learti1 Oh yeah, haha I'm not Muslim but my dad's side is from Iran, I remember those ass-washing things

[Noelleexx3]

Jump out of bed!

[perplex001]

go 69 on that shit and see how she likes it!

[mrJYjelly]

i would just smile if i smelt ass...because im pretty sure thats a fetish of mine?

[Hoafresh25]

eveytime watch your vids you motivate me to not give a fuck with people think about me, you keep it real, perverted and interesting at the same time. you're awesome

[tazman5001]

mate if her ass was stinked il just plug it up if you know what i mean.

[DerDudeInShanghai]

If it smells like shit and tastes like chicken

hold your nose and keep on lickin'!

[TheWorldclassplayer]

@DerDudeInShanghai

you sick bastard haha

[rdporter15]

Hey he unlocked an achievement @ 1:25

[SFSH12]

In the British Army we don't run away when there's a chemical attack.. We pull out our respirators and carry on assaulting that position - 100% keep banging!

[brian05fubu]

Could you speak any other topic besides sex?

[housedjnyc]

if the batch got a smelly ass, then she cant complain about suckin chocolate salty balls...

[suuperstylin]

shit son i'm not THAT dirty, no way in hell!

[Fabo0315]

I would hit that one last time. Next time she better be fresh or I am walking out.

[killmickey127]

let me ask you a question. would you fuck a bitch in a sewer?

[ecoterrorist]

@killmickey127 shit yeah

[magnum70383]

Man I have sucked that shit up and continue laying pipe. Nasty bastard? Yeeeeeee

[DaMelloKittyy]

@magnum70383 im with ya bro!

[magnum70383]

@DaMelloKittyy

O you nasty bastard........ lol!

[CuBiE]

just spray some Febreze and keep on grinding my friend :)

[IBILacIKx]

Give her a burrito :-D

[Pwnem0s]

All this talk about clean and shower, thought you were a DIRTY bastard =P

[sportz227]

Neeeever gets old when you say Bastard LOOOL

[RedmanATI]

I would make her smell my ass.

[Larrygallis]

Vomit on the bitch, maybe then she'll get the message

[silverenia7]

Make the shower or bubble bath with rose petals or somethin' part of the night"s festivities.

[alain72010]

simple tell the girl her ass stinks if she like u then u both can fif the problem

[fuckliao]

LOL CO ZA ASY 92 for the first question hahahahaha

[KiNgOfSuPrAs]

Come on there has never been any one in the world close anuff with their girl to tell them "your ass smell kinda funni" lol

[judutchinski]

showers recommended. i don't like fuckin if i myself havent showered.

[pinkiemew]

I just had sex.

[jtabor13]

If the belly button reaks for fucked for weeks

[Caltash]

Take a shower with your girl and help her get clean. Good foreplay.

[SCARFACE042581]

id put gas mask n jus do what it do lol

[Curtains1337]

i think he just adds the what the fuck in the question to make it funnier LOL

[youlosez]

I'd keep a bottle of febreze under the covers, and when she bends over sneak it out and spray that grimy asshole!

[yuuki129129]

nice shirt

[Ashran]

I`ll inhale the stench and say "Im gonna fuck you so hard you`ll smell like dick for the next 2 weeks"

[hohohee1]

i would lick whatever was remaining on the ass to make it cleaner.

[Ladymysth]

I'm a virgin so i have no idea why i subscribed to him..anyways..

[hohohee1]

@Ladymysth ME TOO HAHAHA this guy's just entertaining, his voice.. his behavior.... his everything

[371z683t4]

whats with the shorts? lol

[squarecnix]

LOL "all my prayers are out there with you bastards in Japan"

[TheCyclingMonkey]

Farts trapped in your drawers all night !!!!! LMFBAO !!!!!!!

[nordlac]

ass to mouth she will get thet point...eventually

[erdal0]

i bet gollum wouldnt mind a smelly ass

[DayNKniteTV]

if it reaks ama leave.

[markonit]

I don't think that the freaky chick should let her man know how freaky she was/is... only a Bastard would be down like that... she ain't dealing with one of those... as far as hittin' a funky arse... done that a time or two... hold the nose and drove on... BUT it never got to be a habit... if it is, time to DX that stinky stank..!

[sgtsysop]

u just say wash it so I can eat it,win-win while winning.

[bryant49]

coetzee92 wow it took u 3 weeks to doggy style im disappointed what kinda bastard are u

[WhatIsItToBurn]

i couldnt bone a girl who smelled like shit.

[ItsRapBoy]

I always fantasized fucking my super sexy 30 year-old teacher doggy style while she farts

[MattEdmondsonx]

id take a shit on them then tell them they smell bad....cos i sick like that

[IKilled007]

Rule of thumb: if a chick stinks, it's a hygiene issue. Never fuck someone with a hygiene problem. STDs are bad enough, but Hep C is fucked up.

[forgottenbow]

jump out.

[whytelace217]

im going in on a stinky ass might even eat it a little!!!

[AcctNo4]

I fucked a girl doggy-style, and her ass skank of shit. I just tried to ignore it and kept fucking. The difference was that I never saw her again, ans so I felt to need to tell her.

[jazzplayer9]

ohh thattsss nasssttttyyy

[mimique1111]

i had a similar situation with a bf. it didn't smell of shit, but still funny. i didn't say anything in more than a year. in the grand scheme of things it didn't matter that much, but if we were together for longer, i probably would've said something eventually.

[soulpiper]

Frebreeze that shit!

[xBrazilianBarbiex]

how many is too many partners? more than 0. Lol

[sixpaky2]

its not called a female baster its a SLUT!

[hady1100]

you are awesome *from egypt

[hady1100]

you are awesome *from gypt

[J0Bang]

i'll just put my fingers on my nose and keep on losing my fucking virginity

[santaclaus1986]

@J0Bang you only lose it once :P

[kiekert2007]

smelly ass... ok the topics on your channel really are the shit!!!

[buXBRYLLEXub]

I would get an air refreshener and say "Your ass feels so hot, let me cool it off :P *SPRAYS*. There we go *BANG*"

[lMisterMeaner]

I'd lick her ass clean.

[GothikQueen]

@lMisterMeaner ewwwwwww

[GothikQueen]

@lMisterMeaner LMAO...quotes "@GothikQueen Don't criticise. The scent of a woman turns me on. I'm human, a mammal, it's part of my animalistic instinct. I need to make an older woman my fuck buddy. They are so much more understanding and uninhibited than young girls. THUMBS UP FOR LICKING THE ASSCRACK OF MATURE CHICKS! YEAHH"

No wonder,u're just 19.. prolly still experimenting. If a smelly ass turns u on and u enjoy doing this shit, good for u. I personally wouldn't lick an ass who smells :)

[lMisterMeaner]

@lMisterMeaner I'm 18 (I know my profile says 19) and yeah you're probably young, hence why you are probably into really boring, conservative sex. But trust me as you get older, you will let a guy lick your ass. And you will enjoy it.

[douglouissmithh]

why don't you tell us about something real. What is really important to you skyy? or is it only sex? That being said, you say some funny shit too.

[0o0o0o8899886234567]

@douglouissmithh Well this show is about sexual counseling so yow know its about sex.....

[douglouissmithh]

why don't you tell us about something real. What is really important to you skyy? or is it only sex?

[iceprincessfm]

@davidscd dave you are sch a nerd, lol j.m coetzee..waiting for the barbarians lol

[sonjamarie420]

John whats up with those shorts man :\

[Neudiin]

True story: I got mid thigh and got a wiff of some unwashed pussy. I looked at her and said "You need to go shower." She looked hurt but I said "I said I don't eat off dirty plates" and she went to shower. So tell that her to go wash that shit.

[sonjamarie420]

@Neudiin oh im so sure that happened

[KamuiSeph]

Ffs, I finally got in the video xD

[novatrek]

I gotta go troll that dude. Coelzee92, you got some hate mail coming ur way. ahahaha

[azthundercloud]

oh hellllllllll yeah i would tell them. baby wipes. when i was stationed in europe i dated a girl who had funky butt. she was offended at first but got the hang to clean before. whats the difference between the ass and pussy? about 2 inhces of taint.

[dopeman4ever]

Keep stroking talk after

[overcastkid721]

If my partner had a stank ass, I'd tell them. I think that kind of comes with having a big ass though, for chicks or guys. I don't understand why guys like huge fat asses-the likes of Nicki Minaj. That shit looks like it would be messy AND stinky.

[yoyaya007]

smelly ass only white people usualy immigrants wipe their ass with water and toilet paper lol so it s cleaner

[ThePintoAce]

THumbs up so Sky interviews more Hot prostitutes!

[SPQR62]

I like starting in the shower too, but it gets to be more than cleanliness ;)

[RabiesBunny]

Can just try and be smooth about it. "I've always wanted to do it in the shower baby."

[FebalanceChaosCrew]

1) I will take a couple cotton puffs. Shove them down my nose and keep fucking. Then ill tell her

[AimiElisaMori]

having a shower isnt going to make your ass smell any less like shit unless you actually get in that crack and clean it.

[littleninj0r]

@AimiElisaMori Surely that's what he means though, shower sex is assum tho

[milesbennettdyson]

@AimiElisaMori Isn't that the POINT of showering, to clean yo damn asshole? Seriously, people.

[AimiElisaMori]

@milesbennettdyson yes, you have to get right in there.

[GeekOfNature786]

hmmmmm dont really like how your like 'keep your legs closed' if that was any guy you'd be like 'your doing well ma boy! keep at it'

[SPQR62]

@GeekOfNature786 I agree-Skyy is a double standard man.

[milesbennettdyson]

@GeekOfNature786 Search for Dave Chappelle's "Men and Women Psychology"--if pussy was a stock, that shit would be plummeting!

[bigyfuzz]

Your shirt is nasty

[DJicePrada]

John.... u should open an online shop selling the Ts u have been wearing on the shows.... those r for us, the BASTARDS!!!!!!!

[Merkelige]

you just say, "hey, could we take a shower?"

[shadowindadark]

@Merkelige or could we take 1 together!

[wufwufwufwuf]

hold the nose & dive in

[yellowdotman]

I'll pull up my trousers, get the fuck out of there and finish myself off at home.

[evil4563]

Glade spade? thats a cool name

[punkstoper]

4:00 you had a semy haha.

[sKeLeToNsHaDoW]

Bang her in the ass with a condom and then let her give you a blowjob. She will get it.

[bababbababs]

hahaahah love your shirt skyy!!!

[TheMrAlphas]

Smelly ass = No man's land.

[FPSunderscoreSam]

You always have THE BEST shirts.

[QaisRAK]

i waill wash her ass with gloves

[YESobamaCANfuckupUSA]

i like to lick my girls ass so shower first

[Typhoon792]

Da man!

[KFCForce]

hold down 1, hold down 2 hold down 3

[fallenangel1624]

i would peg my nose then carry on fucking

[MagnitudeOneZero]

Gotta tell em...I'd not be able to carry on, physically, if you catch my drift!

[seand67]

Sky, I also insist on starting off in the shower...GREAT foreplay starts there.

[malakain900]

question1.

i ask my friend this and he said ''I'd just do what i didlast time, just spray the bitch and keep going, she'll get the hint.''

[MePaulP]

Dude, the ass thing happens 1 out of every 30 times, just get on with it!

[TheGamer2OoO]

pause @ 1:54

[batbomb9]

SHOWER!! I'm not gonna go deep sea diving in a swamp

[Douggy10]

Ooh the horror of a smelly ass!!.. I almost forgot about that experience after 5 years tnx for bringing it back up skyy!

[JosephCee]

why wouldnt you shower before going any where mildly kinda important??

[DAYTIME504]

tell her ass to shower....i mean women wouldnt hesitate to tell us...so yea

[DsexLive]

If you were a bastard you would know the answer to that shit.

btw. the answer is NO dont tell the fucker!

[FleaIsDaMan]

Smelly ass? Surprise anal. That'll teach you, bitch.