Seinfeld - George and the massage 2

[NZSideways8]

Widescreen - the wrong way around however

[guitarshredda2]

"you took your pants off?"

[Beastmonkey]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH THE ASPECT RATIO

[timmybeam2000]

The hand movements describing a "shift" vs. a "move" @ 1:30 are the best. This is fucking brilliant.

[ojosazules68]

"That's what a gym teacher once told me."

LMFAO. I love Seinfeld.

[huynh2er]

I saw this episode a few hours ago... I laughed so hard, I ACTUALLY fell out of my seat.

I am still amazed as how Jerry kept his composure. I would have laughed so hard, the director would have thrown me off the set!

[peacemaker083]

You idiot's, homophobic means you are afraid of homosexuals. It's ok to be against the lifestyle. I'm against it, it's not normal. It does not mean I hate homosexuals. Quit trying to make us tolerate, accept and even participate in your wickedness you evil fornicators.

[katmiller87]

@peacemaker083 LOL and your name is "peacemaker"?

[pl0tgib]

@katmiller87 HA!

[SirBraxton1989]

@peacemaker083 Your gay.

[nostalgicmind0308]

@SirBraxton1989 Nope, I've liked girls all my 27 years on earth. That is the way of nature. Homosexuality is against nature. By the way, it's you're.

[SirBraxton1989]

@nostalgicmind0308 There are gay animals in every specie of animal on the planet, and are animals not part of what we classify as nature?

[nostalgicmind0308]

@SirBraxton1989 There's no such thing as a gay animal. Animals behave on instinct! We humans have a conscience. We are able to think, to have original thought's. We are able to decide to do something or not. An animal acts out on instinct. The thing's animal's do would get you arrested or killed in the world of mankind! We are not an evolved animal and never have been. Those that teach different are liars.

[SirBraxton1989]

@nostalgicmind0308 Right so animals like dolphins and gorillas that show abstract thought that is the same as humans, that means what in your opinion? Oh and two male dolphins that show attraction towards each other, mate with each other, and stay with each other until death without ever taking another mate of the opposite sex, that's not considered homosexual?

[Mistermax30]

@nostalgicmind0308 Humans carry with them plenty of instinctual behaviors as well. The drive to reproduce, sense danger, and even to seek affection all fall under the umbrella of instinct. I find it quite tiresome how certain misguided humans are always seeking to minimize so called "animal thought" in some desperate attempt to elevate humanity...

[Mistermax30]

@nostalgicmind0308 If homosexuality exists in nature, how can it logically be against nature...

[mejlloyd]

It moved.... just caught some old Seinfeld....

[awesomeTai]

I love the way Jerry sais "You took ya pants off?!"

[42underscore]

It doesn't mean anything, "it" moves all the time during a massage whether the masseuse is male or female. It's just a reaction to touch.

[Muffy2314]

George was the best--what a great actor!

[grumpytosnowwhite]

For as long as I can remember, even when I was about five and only ever saw snippets of the show, he has been my favorite character. He just embodies everything that people are too guilty to admit they think.

[sabybaby2009]

george is sexy...........ummmm

[JonnyRidge]

HAHA

[yiddena]

It sounds like a bad case of hocd (homosexual obsessive compulsive disorder)- yes this does exist.

[Slovenvenet]

oh, George has all sort of problems it doesnt matter how you call it:)

[josthud]

Homophobia at it's best in the late 80's. I love this episode. Thanks for posting.

[flyershockey17]

how is this homophobic? your so fucking stupid

[josthud]

he's implying that it's bad or wrong to be gay. YOU'RE fucking stupid.

[CDeanWatcher]

@josthud Where is this implication? George is nervous that *he* might be gay. That's not implying that there's anything wrong with that, just that he's getting a new window into his sexuality.

[TheCarpenter90]

@josthud this isnt Homophobic and BTW this was in the middle 90s

[ManaFaerie]

George's dick is gay XD

I love it X3

[kane69killer]

:))...i think it moved :)))),omg

[dreaming4days]

OOOHH MYY I WOULD LOVE TO BREAK OUT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! but can't: in school library.

[Hoboscouts]

fag, im telling your teacher

[gab1234]

George is in love!!!

[galgano90]

IT MOVED. lol

[Kadrus08]

LOL....oh my god that's hilarious...