Scout Domination Audio Clips

[TehMusic4]

It's hard t ostab a guy in the back when he's beating your freakin' head in, huh.. So fucking good.

[LhandedCommando]

1:45 = lolz

[ProSiNNeR]

this is scout rainbows make me cry

[obanfans]

"Repeat after me; Mph mph mph I'M DEAD"

[Torchic956]

Here's some of my domination lines...

Scout; Can't run away from bullets, huh? Didn't teach you smarts in Boston, did they?

Spy; This is why you don't call me 'Mon cher', frenchie.

Soldier; OH CANADA! WE CAN KICK YOUR ASS!

Pyro; That suit's flame retardant, but apparently not bullet retardant.

Medic; Get back in the medbay and make me a sandwich.

Heavy; Stop waddlin' around and get back to your doc.

[Zolega89]

My domination line toward pyro:

-Your fire may spread through the battlefield, but it'll never get me

- Opps, sorry, i thought you said "kill me" *laughing*

- You're mumbling ain't gonna help your team

- You're an embarrasement to your team!

[Zolega89]

Does anybody have any domination lines toward any character in the game?

[mendinja]

1:03 is when i died of laughter

[4ever8bit]

"Wheres you're precious hippo crates now?" and "Oooooh, your gun shoots medicine... that's intimidating" are some of my favorite ones :P

[Zolega89]

he has the best domination lines

[sckapunch]

I ET YOU SANVICHES I EAT"EM UP!!!!

lol

[007StopMotion]

Repeat after me... MNFPMNFPMNFP... I'M DEAD!

[yang592]

repeat after me, NONOMNOM IM DEAD



[Zolega89]

does anybody have any domination line to any character in the game?

[Zolega89]

44 people weren't payin attention to scout

[WWIIAMAN]

1:46. background sound?

[Zolega89]

@WWIIAMAN it's the login sound to steam

[MrOwazaO]

today is a good day PANCAKES !

[eziel123]

"$4000 to buy that gun huh? Money well spent, Them $200 dollar bullets aint so hot when they dont hit nothin" i almost died of laughter

[Zolega89]

@eziel123 400,000 $ and to fire

[ZakLawlz]

HEY, you forgot the windshield one =[

[Doomageguy]

2:27 Hard to stab a guy in the back when he is freaking beating your head in xD

[Corkoth55]

url says swag (kinda)

[Thegreatwario383]

@jancz So does everyone. Especially heavy.

[BigNinjaMan2]

0:22 sounds EXACTLY like the shamwow guy

[NoobMovieMaker2]

*he hey look his shape shifting into a dead guy* lol thumbs up if you like this line

[MinuteManMaxx15]

DISMISSED!

[theonlydoh2]

Drink it in pal, That's how failure tastes!

[HikaruTokeshi]

I...eat...your...SANDWICHES!I EAT THEM UP!

[Jewelrylover111]

Scout's voice is SO awesome. It fits him well.

[blackfuse27]

swag

[Gamez4Review]

The Scout OWNS!

[asianuy1]

Yo Scout, I'mma letchu finish, but Spy had the BEST domination audio clips of all time. Of ALL time.

[PoonerDree]

I could only imagine the recording day for these :)

[MarioBlader651]

Is anybody even paying attention to me?

Nao you kno howa Weegee fellz

[thenpancrea]

"I'll think I take Sasha out for stake dinner tonight" lol'd so hard...

[SlientChaos]

"Deutsch-bag" XD

[edgbarrowwight]

i think the scout was designed to be the teenage troll of tf2

[RCT3FAN100]

Here's a scamatic for Y'a MY ASS

[CreamPieVids]

The scout has the best taunts EVER!

[TheGraffitizer]

REAL nice effort, doichebag.

[bangblast123]

I either want to have the scouts accent or meet the person who voiced the scout :)

[Darthzim950]

Fat fatty... fat fat. -_-

[AvWponda]

wouldn't a "not dying machine" be a dispenser? XD

[Mkinger25]

The Shit List:

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit

Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Lincoln Log Shit

The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

[pasoka3]

Hey look you shape shifted into a dead guy!

[julessac]

0:47 Scout: Hey here's something you shoulda built, a not dying machine!

Engineer: Nah, the medic already did that.

[Zolega89]

2:34 who ever watching this video, does! 

[OldBoyBobbery]

Wow,the last thing I expected from the Scout was a There Will be Blood reference.

Someone needs to make a parody of this. That would be great.

[1991ultimatekyuubi]

@OldBoyBobbery so I'm not the only one who knows the source of "I eat your SANDWICHES! I eat 'em up!"

[DWSimmy]

@OldBoyBobbery Holy shit you're right O_O

[janbomm]

When I heard him say "Hey hey, look! Ya shape-shifted into a dead guy!" I started loling so hard I had to stop playing.

[FreshMooCow]

This is why I play scout so much more than any other class, even though i'm nowhere near as good as it.

[RobloxMaster01]

I AM OWNING YOU FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT...FAT FAT!

[Thewoog34]

Here's a schematic for you! My ass!

[armorhide406]

you magnificent bastard

[iheartcartoons1]

I love the tiny head line! XD

[MrFlammingtoast]

today aintcha day pancakes!

I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES

I AM OWNING YOU  FAT FATTY FAT FAT

OOO your gun shoots medician REEEAL in imidatin!

YOULL NEVER HIT ME YOULL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD! ITS SO TINY! ITS FIKIN! SUCH A TINY HEAD!

[awb26]

@MrFlammingtoast heh hay look you shape shifted into a dead guy

[lollypopp125]

scout you adorable douche bag

[DenkiGroove09]

Hey hey, look! He shapeshifted into a dead guy!

[2copy3copy4cpoy]

IT WAS A MERCY KILLIN YOU LIVE IN A FUCKIN CAMPERVAN

best one

[bedavelli]

I WILL

NEVER

STOP

KILLING YOU

[ElegeantFencer]

@bedavelli Love it.

[Canaveral305]

I could listen to Scout being a jerkass for hours.

[Tatagilla]

Here's Schematic for ya...My Ass XD

[redmage2000]

Scout definitely has the best domination lines.

[mantis1mike]

scout wearing proof of purchase: yo im not even wearing a helmet

FLAW

[theguywhoannoysme]

@mantis1mike Call that a helmet? It doesn't do a thing.

Why would you put it on a Scout anyway?

[mantis1mike]

@theguywhoannoysme non of the hats exept the the ones for a set does a thing and its a ww2 helm

because i get tired haveing the same hat im not big on hats but i get tired of the hat and earpeice

[theguywhoannoysme]

@mantis1mike I know it's a helmet but it has no effect. Any Hats that DO have an effect require a likely offputting loadout.

[mantis1mike]

@theguywhoannoysme that is true but the normal soldier helmet dosnet have affect either and the hats make hideing and ambushing hare gibus makes it harder to duck and hide and pop makes it harder behind corners so hats make things harder best to go hatless i guss

[theguywhoannoysme]

@mantis1mike There's also the Batter's Helmet and Bonk Helmet.

[mantis1mike]

@theguywhoannoysme true

[MrCorpseGrinder88]

Force - A - Nature > Everything.

[Dvviggy]

@MrCorpseGrinder88 scattergun is better

[mantis1mike]

@Dvviggy i like the soda popper better minicrits ftw but its gonna get nerfed like all the uber update weps

[rednekokitty]

I could listen to him talk all day if i only could.

[CreativeEffects]

What a sexy voice the Scout has.

[lyonest2323]

The one that made me laugh the most when I heard it in game is "Here's what you should have built, a not dieing machine"

Thats such a lame joke XD

[GarrysGuy123]

1:19 Heavy: "Is not possible!"

[GarrysGuy123]

"Today ain't your day pancakes." My favorite one!

[Meep200X]

He looks like he's staring into my soul.

[kwudude]

"Depth perception pal, look into it"

[theklut]

press 4 for cakes :3

and 5 for sandviches :3

[xZippy38]

If you didn't want me killing you, you shoulda said somethin'!

[FeloPastry]

It's like a mixture between italian mafia and vince offer

[Shadowkatze16]

Hahaha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic! XD lol

[TehGamePro321]

*sees Scout on a date with Sasha the minigun*

I don't know where to begin with you, Scout. Uh, I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? A GUN.

[andriod84]

repeate after me, 'MmmMmmMm, im dead!'

[rellthelord]

*kill a camper in a game* "you camped the whole time for this!?" thats a question for every camper out there.

[lanolium]

"Hey OVERALLS, you suck!"

Omg lol.

[Cartoonothing]

I am OWNING you, you fat, bald bastard!

[IsamuHiroshi55]

MY ASS.

[BLByline]

"Drop dead and give me 20!"

[amkirby10]

0:24

[MCikedog]

Here's a schematic for you, MY ASS

[MCikedog]

0:53 1:02 1:16 1:28

[RunawayTrain37]

Nice hustle, Tons of Fun. Next time, eat a salad.

[LJ550]

Heres a schematic, MY ASS!

[Jouninbaka]

>*Hear Steam sound at 1:47*

>"Someone's messaging me!"

>*Look down, and see there's no alert box*

>Forever alone

[S0m3ThlnG]

@Jouninbaka how's your summer going?

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

@Jouninbaka lololollolololollololol

[lolwut3132]

Drop dead and give me 20 best 1 :D

[lilqtcat]

I love him <3~~~~

[JakeTV370]

Press 4 for Cakes

Press 5 for Sandwiches

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

lol ''a not dying machine''

[KingOfKatamari]

Further proof that he has the best voice acting in the game.

[Thedeoradude]

@KingOfKatamari what about demo?

[TheChrislikespie]

@KingOfKatamari the demoman and heavy have the same voice actor.

[Fangschrecke91]

Rage Quit xD

[01FNG]

he sounds like an online gamer !

[CaptainTempest1]

"I. Eat. Your. Sandwiches. I eat 'em up!"

YES. There Will Be Blood reference!

[DatBlakGuy]

Wow the longest insults went straight to heavy. Why does everyone hate Heavy T.T

[1moe7]

[Scout to Heavy] I think I'll take Sasha out for dinner.

[Scout to Pyro] Yeah who's on fire now?

[Scout to Medic] I. HATE. Doctors.

[ConkerTheSquirrel100]

0:58-1:28

[deadRoden7]

God, I love his accent! He really does sound like he's from Brooklyn! XD

[goochmas]

@deadRoden7 I think he's actually from Boston...hence the name of one of his weapons: "The Boston Basher"

[deadRoden7]

@goochmas LOl, i meant Boston! I can't believe i said Brooklyn! >_<

[goochmas]

"HEY! Here's a schematic for ya....

...MY ASS!"

[Kyronea]

"Here's something you shoulda built: a not-dying machine!"

[ChocolateZombie101]

"I am OWNING you you fat bald bastard!" Man I can't wait for the Heavy to get some class-specific domination lines to see his response to this

[2099Nico]

Hey look he's shapeshiftin into a dead guy

[jewifeifei]

you like that chucklenuts?!

[DustyD543]

at 1:45 does anyone else hear a sound?

[Kyronea]

@DustyD543 I did. No idea what it was.

[DragoSonicMile]

"What did we learn? I always win!"

[bioniclemac300]

"I WILL NEVER STOP KILLING YOU"

[jimmy2296]

thumbs up if you went on tf2 just to play as the scout after watching this

[Zorkomon24]

400,000 dollars to fire that gun, eh? Money well spent! Them 200 dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothing are they?

[Cranyx]

I think The Scout has an XBL account.

[PandaTryhard]

Its hard to stab a guy in the back when he Is beating your head in,Huh?

[Modz4uteam]

ooooooh your gun shoots medicine intimidating

[RadioZombieX]

TINNY HEAD

[1001virus1001]

i dare you rage quit!

[jwigtil]

43 people look like they ran through traffic.

[Travianero94]

MUHMUHMUH I'M DEAD

[NeoUzzy]

does anyone hear the ping @ 1:45 ... repeat after me ( ping )

[Imetysaw]

haha "Repeat after me: OMNOMNMNM"

[NeoUzzy]

YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS? LOL , it was a mercy kill , you live in a .... camper van

[coll912]

@NeoUzzy i Wuz about to say that l0lz

[jamespondrobocod]

Just domianted a guy in a game of pool, cleaned up from the break...this is the 1st thing I thought of, love it so much! :L

[android17mate]

Heres a schematic for ya.  my ASS

[lemurmilk]

he reminds me of the shamwow guy...

[MrNavastudios]

'Hit the road bozo let a real scout get to work!' I remember that when i dominate a scout :D

[bioniclemac300]

scout:bonk

ellis:shot

scout:wananannan

ellis:wubububub

scout:I AM OWNING YOU B---(got punch by a tank)no serious you all suck

ellis:will piss

sniper:JARATE

ellis:oh shit

[wigahiga500]

press 4

[Kilesfactor]

It's the very first one. XD

[Kilesfactor]

2:28 Look up "Why I hate Spies".

[rationalfriend]

pancakes sounds so strange in context

[mouinecraft]

I loled at the end when he said "is anybody even listening to me?"

[NukeForBinLaden24356]

Scout-"I HATE DOCTORS" Francis-"ME TOO" :D

[prestopjs]

I meant I am owning you,you fat bald fatty fat fat!!!

[prestopjs]

1:25 or 1:26 "I am owning you,you fat fatty fat fat fat!!!" LOL

[MrJonman14]

"I Eat Your Sandwiches! I eat'em All!"

[fgsfds121]

So I just manually defeated a virus with task manager. I disabled everything except his rat, which pretty much allows me to look at my screen.

I bring this up.

2:04

"YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS?!"

And then system restored.

[bioniclemac300]

'today ain't you day pancakes'

[thegameboygamer1]

"I dare ya rage quit" my favorite one

[ninjangsta]

im actually dying from just listening to this lmfao

[LhandedCommando]

my favorite is: 1:46 to 1:48 or hit around number 6. THUMBS UP THIS COMMENT TO BRING IT TO THE TOP OF THE VIDEO! and i quote "Repeat after me, MUM MUM MUM, I'm dead!"

[GreatPhail]

I have the weirdest feeling that Scout is slowly getting old as he speaks.

[superburnout5000]

todays your day pancakes

[1425Stephen]

@superburnout5000 it not today your day pancakes it is today aint your day pancakes

[EarthSprout]

"Drop dead and give me 20"

[StanleyBradshaw]

HEy Lardfat, those hard arteries dont stop bullets do they? xDDD

[Foster2858]

Heres a schematic for ya' MY ASS.

[vader497]

I eat your.. sandwiches! You fatty bald fatty fat fat!

Diagnosis: you suck!

repeat after me: mmmph mmh IM DEAD!

It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!

Hehey look! he shape shifted into a dead guy!

[qwerty222999]

Where did you find the files?

[CaptainCool1997]

Ha! Deutchbag!

[biggles1111]

C'mone valve, where's the Not-Dying-Machine?

Also:

"I am OWNING you you FAT bald fatty fat....FAT FAT!"

[jimmy2296]

@biggles1111

ACTUALLY.... engineer's grand father made the not dying machine :3