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  • I'd take sucking a thousand dicks over repeating a college-level math course any day...

  • @SugarDemon1035 That's disgusting. If you're willing to do it, imagine how many other people are too. In that case as well, how many people they have sucked off in addition to that teacher.

  • @candyisc00l I tend to hyperbolize. However, if a professor seriously offered me the ultimatum, I'd probably say no for the very reasons you just mentioned. Unless it was a really, REALLY hard math class or I didn't have enough dough to pay for it again. Then I'd probably just demand he wash his junk first. On second thought, yeah, I'd rather eat cock than repeat any math course.

  • @SugarDemon1035 I guess whatever works lol

  • i could favorite this video for ever!!!! Guuuuuurl, i love youuuuu!

  • Same thing happened to me during my senior year at school my math teacher failed me by a point and then told me i didn't pass the class and then i had to take his class over for a second time and it was annoying. I can say this though I did hate my math teacher because he acted like a fucking 10th or 9th grader never stayed on topic and played around to much instead of teaching math. I fixed his ass though I hacked his fucking computer and he couldn't put grades in for 2 weeks he was pissed.

  • i`m sorry but u kinda sound gay to me no offense =/

  • @GameBoy3456  ....he is gay

  • @Mr123Gibson okay but im not trying to offense him

  • I like the sound of that song at the start !!

  • @celena33212 It is a relationship.Math is NOT my cup of tea! 

  • well I guess im going to be sucking some dick because im dumb as dog when it comes to math

  • @Armaniwazhere Hell me too.

  • I feel you. I failed a weather class by TWO points on my final!!!! I want to make math lesson videos to help people get back to basics and pass math classes from preschool through high school. They do just want your coins!!! Part of the college racket. You just have to learn to figure out the system, network and get your papers. Very funny!!! The way you got it off your chest made me laugh about mean nuns at Alverno College. I'm re-taking two classes for my new career, I bet I will pass them!

  • dead as a doornail gt me cryin lolll

  • Trigonometry will kill you, especially the trig identities and the scary unit circle thing whatever...

  • All i can say is LMATHO

  • you must good at essays, LOL

  • No, you failed because you didn't understand the course material. Regardless of whether the teacher encouraged you to stay or not, the teacher only stated, according to you, that they would work with you - not pass you. In addition, you were in class and worked with a tutor, those would have been the appropriate times to address your inadequacies. The teacher's job is to present the course material, not to spoon feed you a passing grade. Your reasoning is unsound and unconvincing.

  • @brent19832009 Teacher stated she could fudge it meaning she could have made a passing grade. Comment is now irrelavent.

  • @ChaoScale eve if it was stated by only the video poster, prove, or even inductively prove that the statement made by the poster is accurate or even teacher would supposedly "fudge" a grade. that comment is definitely not beyond reproach. try again chaos. it would be more likely to support the argument that the teacher would follow protocol and principal in a trained profession, not only empirically, but theoretically, as teachers follow that line of operation and logic.

  • @ChaoScale traditionally a teacher teaches, then verifies the students understanding of the course material through homework and tests. why should one believe that this teacher would act atypically and outside of operational norms? is there any actual or inductive evidence to support this? chaos, the comment is not beyond reproach. i think it's interesting that you don't even earmark where the comment was stated in the video by noting time stamp.

  • @brent19832009 You are mad. Can't really understand who is that mad over the internet. This just adds to the comedy of the video overall, keep your rhetoric going. Hell, fill the page. That'd be a gas or better yet make a video response to this video, that'd be even more funny ;)

  • @ChaoScale one, this is a discussion. to even insinuate anger without even being able indicate any type of cue to substantiate your claim is fallacious and further proves your idiocy. The idea of posting is to illicit thoughts and rebuttal. Since you have no standing whatsoever to substantiate any of your prior claims, including my supposed anger, i invite you to try again. otherwise, it's a waste of commentary and effort in futility if you just make claims without any evidence is ludicrous.

  • @ChaoScale according to your logic.

    1. a person posts a video and makes a logical mistake in action and commentary about the account

    2. a person corrects it or comments on it

    3. therefore any person who responds is automatically angry.

    good job chaos ;) idiot.

  • @brent19832009 -Troll Face- Umad?!?

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  • "Because Bitch! SHE WASN'T TRYIN TO WORK WITH ME!!!" LMAO!

  • This video never gets old, one of my favorites.

  • Was I the only one jamming to the music that was playing in the beginning? lol

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  • this dude is amazing!

  • Kandinsky!

  • Is your website sill up? qaadironline came up woth something else

  • I can't figure out whether this is a tranny, a gay guy, or just a black girl

  • damn i like thebeat in the beginning

  • omg! i keep failing my math TAKS!!!!! i got all my credits and all that! but becuz i failed it couldnt walk the stage! grrrrr... most depressing time in my life!!! they are holding my diploma... i never missed a day of school passed all my classes passed all my other TAKS!  Failied math by 1 point! and cant get my diploma until i pass... Pray for me....!

  • @diva1on1withyou Are you in TX, i remember taks from my kids in tx, lol

  • @canweallgetalong YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Bitch I don't give a fuck about no damn FUDGE!" LMAO. I love this huy.

  • Is it me or does he remind anybody else or chris tucker when he was on the 5th Element w/ Bruce Willis???

  • 6:15 LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLL

  • OKAY! i failed statistics 3 times Okay, so i know how u feel...but the fourth time i passed that **ish, i'm glad i did; by the way, im an finance major =D

  • Favorite of your Videos! What ever happened with you and Math Qaadir? I'd love a response! Hope you're doing well :)!

  • I totally understand where you coming from. I was taking trig and I failed every single test. Did ever single homework wrong. I went to all the tutoring, did all the extra credit. I really tried my best. She passed me. She passed me with a D, but I still passed. She was some what supportive. "Sorry you failed your last test, but at least you were consistent" lol

  • this is still one of my favourites of yrs!!

  • I love you ...my stomach is shaking,i'am laughing so hard.....

  • omg u r tryin to kill me i had to stop the video n catch my breath ur imitation of ur professor is priceless !!! lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

  • Slut.----

  • omg i would totally sleep with my professors if they gave me A's

  • Failing my exam/class tomorrow.... -_- fuuuuck thiiiiis shiiiiit..

  • I was so depressed until i watched this video. I know exactly what your talking about. I hate math and when i get a teacher with a thick accent that finds it hard to repeat him/herself ughhhhhh FUNNY ASS VIDEO

  • hehehe....I love this video.

  • Ily

  • she be like: "OKAY JSDIKJSDVJKDSKKSDJFJ THE PAYPAH" lmaooo

  • I can help you with your math if you want

  • LOL omg i have the SAME issue with math. I suck at math and my teacher's accent is SO thick! I hate it! I'm in intermediate college algebra and my teacher not only teaches fast, but I can't understand ANYTHING he says >:(

  • are you gay?

  • 7:07 - 7:14 my FAVORITE !

  • @daijhane mines too!

    (from A.

    to Zinc.

    in 1 second.)

  • lmao, sigh. still my favorite vid. made me feel so much better !

  • what is the song in the intro? I like it. Bitch.

  • LMAO!!! too funny.... I feel on that having teachers that don't be speaking english. the worst...

  • I had SUCH similiar experiences with Statistics, don't fret, as I got through that, truely, thanks Jesus...!

  • lol gwaan

  • " unless you wanna go upstream and get eatin` by these gat damn grizzly bears ! " LMFAO !

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  • @ 09:09 ! lmao !!!!!!!!

  • funnily enough i just got my exam results back and i failed math too and now i have so much work to do and improvements to make :/

  • @xCestTresChiquex You'll get through it. I promise I am probably the worst person to EVER take a math course. I had a 3.6 and I failed my intermediate algebra class TWICE (the grades for that class doesn't count toward GPA, thank GOD) and I took it a last third time. My teacher was amazing and I actually LEARNED and ended up with an A. Keep pushing through. You CAN do it. Stay determined; it's so worth it. Good luck. :)

  • I used to love Math when it was simple addition, multiplication, substraction, and division. When they started throwing in invisible numbers and letters(greek and chinese), me and math broke it off.

  • @agreeklove I know right like algebra, the cartesian coordinate system.. I just..hmm. I dont even know anymore..

  • @agreeklove lmfao!

  • 06:01 Like Diana Ross! ROFL

    "I'M COMIN' OUUUUUUUT!!"

  • Don't you just love that lil snap he did @ 6:12? LOL

    ♥ U Quaadir [:

  • @XxShayBabiixX it's those little touches like that which hook you.

    a snap for no other reason, other than to accentuate what she's "comin' out" about.

    *SNAP*

    to see things through qaa•qaa's eyes...

  • lol it's easy once you understand everything

  • LMFAOOOO giiirrrrrll! I DESPISE HATE DETEST MATH...its so fucken unnecessary in my life. especially when it comes to graphing and factoring and shit...

  • i thought about sucking dick to pass my fucking latin america class aswell gurlll

  • @charleyistheshit no maam... lmmfao gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @charleyistheshit  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • math is the worst.

  • LMFAO I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO DAMN FUUUUUUUUDGEEEE

  • I Always Past My Math Test Math Is Easy

  • lmaooo

  • lmao this is my FAVORITE video. still hilarious 6 months later.

  • @7:10 BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • I HATE MATH!!!!!!!! I was getting a 69 during midterm and now that i just had my last math unit test, i know i failed it so my mark's gonna drop! UGHHH I HATE IT. And it's cuz I friggin freak out too during math tests. I get soooo nervous and i think my nervousness is the main cause of why i freak out. Math is a pain in the ass, I'm tellin' yea. And I'm only in high school. I'm surely gonna choose a job that does not involve doing math.

  • I think she was filipino!!!!

  • Lol i feel you on that MATH it's hard out here for a college student

  • i like the video starts with "Miss.BITCH"

  • OKAY take out you PAPER!!!

  • you are crazy Q, that accent was hella funny

  • IF you ain't sucking no damn dick, not licking no damn balls or eating no pussy. Excuse my french.

  • Timaya,

    I know how you feel. I tried sooo hard last yar to pass my TAKS test, but failed it.

    I stayed after school, studied, and did everything. I passed the class, but it sucks that i failed

  • Speak girl!! Rotflmao!!!!

  • LMAO!!!!!! ok! TAKE OUT YA PAPERRRRR... OH GOD

  • aaaahhahahahaa!!! lol giirrrlllll!!

  • i feel exactly the same way!!! Alot of ppl feel that you should get it if you doing the work, homework etc. BUT NO you could learn it a million times and it still won't click. Unless it is taught in a certain way it just aint gonna work.

  • What i don't understand is...if you attend the tutorial and lectures, all that efforts and still fail..sound weird

    Did you ever look at your test or exam? and check what wrong?

    I have to disagree for you to blame the teachers for failing you unless they fail you on purpose. I mean they can not give you marks if there nothing to give mark to...

    If they fail on purpose I'm pretty sure you can complaint. Can't you ask to get your exam re mark or something..in Australia we can xD

    GL with Maths =P

  • BITCHHHHHHHHHH Im in the EXACT situation as you! Im in the LOWEST remedial math class at my university (Math 098) and I have a teacher with a THICKKKKKK Indian accent. As soon as I hear him talk it all goes down fuckin hill. I dont understand SHIT! I How the hell u give a remedial class a teacher we cant understand. THE FUK?!

  • "She Is dead Girl!, Dead as goddamn Door Nail"---

  • Feel you so much

    teachers can be a bitch

    sometimes smh

    lol

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG HE'S TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • Not to be shady but it's sad that you failed the class and would blame your teacher for not passing you anyways. Why would she pass you if you don't know the material? It's not about her passing you, it's about you actually learning what you're supposed to before you advance.

    Cause if she passed you, then you would've been able to move on to the next course which is HARDER & then you would've been lost there, asking unnecessary questions and slowing down another classroom.

  • i understood your mexican voice better than your lisp one.......sorry gurl

  • Lmao

  • I gave MY AAAALLLL!!!! hahaha

  • this is the funniest video i have seen

  • Don't pay no mind to the haters...you're coming up...we loooooooooooooooove you honey...

  • OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA­H everyone's sleeping and I'm trying to keep it down but its TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! DAMNNNNNN!!!!

    Especially the accent. LOL

    Oh and 6:11 is win! The snap!

  • you see 3 pi to da 2nd power and da square root by 5 LOL

  • I can't even lie, I know exactly what it feels like to fail a math class after doing all the work trying to pass. That mess be drivin me...

  • girl i kno dats right. girl i died wen u said i stopped going 2 da damn class by april chile i did da same damn thing...when i was in skool and at da end of da semester i had already had 2 got damn f's.. den third quarter cam around and i got another damn F so by da end of march i stopped going 2 dat bitch class girl i got n my car and went home...dat bitch didnt try 2 work wit me either lol

  • @VampiricReflex no u just dnt like him. so y waste ur time leaving a comment if u dnt like him?

  • @VampiricReflex Ummmmmmmm....yeah.  Go suck a neck, loser.

  • @VampiricReflex R u 4 real....there is no need for negativity...it is so ugly

  • always a victim lol

  • I. LOVE.YOU

    you make my day :)

  • I know the feeling, Qaadir. I've failed the same math class 2 times, and its holding me back from finishing my degree. Its unfair when you have to study something that has no relevance to your degree. Keep going Qaadir, I've started at the lowest level classes too in math. You will make it, never give up. Take full charge when you know you need help.

  • @starvewars I think its interesting, many people metal-process doesnt reason with math. I'm sure there are other forms of math reasoning available.. Such as symbolic logic which should waver a math requirement. Of course this is dependent on a few factors, such as school, degree plan, and deans willingness to precess information. It never hurts to ask.

  • @jpcenet I agree. I took Logic & Reasoning in lieu of math at my college. Thank God, because math makes my head go fuzzy.

  • @starvewars

    I'm a math major, and I feel the same exact way when I have to take a history or english class.

  • HAHA LOL....BITCH SHE WASNT TRYIN TO WORK WIT ME.....HAHA LOL I LOVE U HAHA

  • HAHA LOL....BITCH SHE WASNT TRYIN TO WORK WIT ME.....HAHA LOL I LOVE U HAHA

  • omg HAHAHGAHAHAAHAAHAAH i love you:)

  • LMAO! "Dead Girl Dead as a goddamn door nail" LOL!!!

  • "But guess Whut" lmao im so weak of of that! you are just too much, i love watching u!

  • LOL+ ENG 101= I FEEL YOU ON ALL THAT

  • what song is this in the beginning Qaa?

    <3

  • lol, Its not your instructor's fault you failed. You can not blame her, the responsibility is yours. Next time follow your instincts.

  • OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm going through the exact same problem with this exact same class(IHateMath003) and I just failed it again in summer school!!!!!!

    lol

  • hahaha I love you:D

  • After you asked her to repeat, why did she get worse? LMBO!!

  • I think I just fell in love with you

  • hahaha 10:42

  • OMG... CRYIN LAUGHIN. TOO MUCH.

  • LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU!!!!! YOUR HILARIOUS  AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU. YOU KEEP IT REAL. I WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS. LMAO @ 5:20 - 6:32 HAHA! AND @ 7:12

  • i spit apple juice all over my computer! sssso funny. omg this is one way to vent xD

  • I LOVE your singing!! :)

  • LOLZ. .6:38.''U pose 2 try 2 turn her dwn qurl''. .Gurl u crzy. .Lolz

  • LOL 3rd time may be a charm or is it 4th time? i lost track.... I'm sure if you study hard, maybe get someone who is good at math to help you better,you will do just fine.

  • 7:12 You just flipped the hell out!!! lmfao!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Qaadir!!! You make my life!! Every one of your videos is so good!

  • im in summa skool too booo.....and this man is givin me tooo much. he be givin us life stories girl!! i cant learn and that bitch be going to damn fast for me...im already in here cuzz i didnt get it so why is u goin 300 mph???

  • soo true about the accents and 5:35!!! i failed my calc course last semester.....well i got a C- which is not passing. i love tht ppl wnnna come to america....but dont play with my grade!! $125.15 per credit hour!!!

  • LOL @ 5:20 xDDD hahah

  • lol @ 0o0oh Girl they just died . . . .

  • nigger please.

  • MATH SUCKS

    i've just take the results and i FAILED ON MATH

    so i will study math this summer :( hope to pass it and GRADUATE :(

    im so sad i cried so HARD :(

    HATE MATH JUST HATE IT :@:@:@

  • "Bitch imma give you more than some f'n fudge" lmao.....i know the feeling.....been there done that....

  • Lol I wonder her/his mouth hurts from talking so damn much. Give it a rest...

  • timaya, i seriously used to be near homophobic but ive been subscribed too you for a while and now actually had an epiphany nothing wrong with gays, thanks. we learn more and more every day even off youtube haha peace

  • bicth i dont care about fudgenot chocalte not vanilla talking about fudge

  • i want a friend like you. youre HILARIOUS!

  • This is me with chemistry third time is a charm!!!

  • @llatoya85 Girl, this is me with geometry lol. Failed like ish! But its my first time though lol

  • where did you get "clocking the tea from"??

  • i took this dumb ass lady called dr.wolf for my 97 class and everyone failed. i took dr.chowdhury for 97&98 and passed with Bs. then i took gutliph for college algebra. learning support is a bunch of bullshit. it backed me up cause i cant take any chem classes with LS, and it didnt even improve my math skills. the compass was just factoring, and i was good at that. the compass exam is built to make you fail, the exit exam was much easier and they shouldve used that as the entrance exam.

  • I got the hiccups at 9:10! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  • OMG too funny! i have been there done that thinking I'mma slide on through and end up failing! I feel you girl!

  • I would of raised all of hell... lmao I feel you on this one

  • If you ain't sucking no dick ,licking no click , I know that might sound nasty but if you ain't eating no pussy or licking some balls

  • I love the song playing!!!!!!!! I would love to hear more of it : )

  • 3:26 "I shoulda kicked yo head clean off yo shoulders" LMFAO This whole video is freakin hilarious!

  • HAHHAHAHAHHA @ 7:11-7:15 HAHAH

  • omg that accent was HILARIOUS!!!!