Shipment TDM - Kid throws poop at his mother.

[HipsterFagg0tBrody]

i guess you can say...

*puts on sunglasses*

she got pooped on

YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[thelittlejf]

john id love to see some more bf3 vids

[imtheFreshest]

I thought you would made up a few thinkings more... -,-

Think John... think, WHY the meat is cheap. Def no good idea to buy cheap meat. Its about respect...

[ImFillow]

I cracked up when you told the story XD

[iGu7z]

"If you gotta poop you gotta poop" [c] john

[ByVxIJa]

@iGu7z [c] ??

[ABonzaiBanshee]

i touched the penis but nothing happened...

[MrBarcaSoccer]

Call me a PC noob (well I am) but how do you know who the other team is? I don't see a difference in the uniform they're wearing?

[ikheetjason]

@MrBarcaSoccer You see the nametaggs in game

[Jerk10115XBL]

I play Xbox360. But i still cant wait for Battlefield 3:)

[BeWoxNaTion]

kid shits his mother

WHY DIDN'T YOU RECORDED THAT SHIT?!

[loganf1lms]

Why the hell do you always say grizz?

[bamagymnast]

3 things

1)whats your ping?

2)whats your FPS

3) lol at shit thing

[ZeroHeroVids]

@bamagymnast

Ok, I'll try to answer it for him.

1) Depends on the host

2)Over 200. He said that in his latest commentary

3) Nothing to say here:P

[bamagymnast]

@ZeroHeroVids thanks :D

[kittenassassin]

how do u get sunlight withought promod

[Spasserases]

weird, whenever i play shipment on PC i get this grainy, dark looking map, Why is yours looking so awesome, john? :D

[xBADASSARCEUSx]

@Spasserases maybe because its a modded map version of shipment

[SnoweyMan111]

@Spasserases Movie config. He's recording the gameplay using /record then he opens the thing and applies a movie config. Makes any map look like this. cfgfactory(dot)org (or com, dunno, google) for more info.

[RageQuitProDuckshuns]

when you said he threw it at his mum, you sounded aussie.

[halojonssan]

The kid was probaply like trololololololol

[JustAnAverageGamer]

Buzzing for BF3.

[Starpigs92]

Only in america....

[WillStone072]

@Starpigs92 What about America makes it more likely for that to happen?

[Starpigs92]

@WillStone072 Cause america is wierd

[WillStone072]

@Starpigs92 Oh, good argument. I'm glad you are so knowledgable.

[wwefreak65]

how do you get this fucking amazing graphics



[AlfaHazard]

@wwefreak65 He's playing on PC

[holycowitschris]

Found your page from L4D2 with seananners vid. I think you are my new favorite commentator to listen to. lol. I like the variety of gameplay as well.

[Kankles2013]

How do you know who your allies are? o.O

[Shadow27277]

LOL related video Tasty Dog Poop Prank.

[IKromaa]

Kind of hard to believe that this happened, but if it did then it is the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life.

[olimpolais]

dees, how do you differenciate between teammates and enemies?

[Fizzylul]

@olimpolais he wasnt playing with this config when he played the game cod looks pretty similar to what you see on xbox, this is a movie config he recorded the gameplay with this config after

[olimpolais]

@Fizzylul oh thanks, like theater mode or something?

[GrapesAreFun100]

Problem Mom?

[anticsgmr94]

Your game looks so freaking awesome. Can somebody tell me how to change the sky/color scheme?

Yes, I play on PC.

[kallopiaintheair]

@yellowhunta

u can get a comp which runs Crysis 2 on High settings for 600 bucks, google it, the article is by nVidia

[jayjasonjayman1]

id beat that kids ass pretty hard

[YellowHunta]

i wish i could play battlefield on the pc with you but i got a shitty computer. unless you can help me make a computer with 700 dollars lol.

[ABabyPanda777]

how do i make my gun look like this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bajskorv1129]

@ABabyPanda777 buy a pc

[ABabyPanda777]

@bajskorv1129 i have a pc and cod 4

[bajskorv1129]

@ABabyPanda777 oh, play promod

[alex8683010]

ip?



[MKDWollf]

CANT WAIT FOR BF3!!!!!

[Justcod12]

HaHa funnyst SHIT ive ever seen you said :P

[Volkovic7013]

How come on PC when you run you can see more of the gun then on Xbox or PS3?

[aoxparabola]

@Volkovic7013 larger field of view

[Volkovic7013]

@aoxparabola Its kinda neat. Thank you

[ctcraam]

@Volkovic7013 His field of view is set to 90 instead of 75. Larger field of view, more view of the gun.

It's a pc thing.

[Volkovic7013]

@ctcraam Thank you

[TheLeft4Dead2Player]

John I love you (100% homo) Btw, what were you doing that made you stay near the kid and his mum??? Were you... WATCHING? :o

[TheEvilGeko324]

john i love you(no homo) that would have made my day

[idkwhyukma]

this kid is a hero tbh, this is a statement to all those parents and teachers who make kids wait to poo!

[MathyVids]

could you upload your config file?

[Seraj33]

dude this is nothing compared to 40p FFA on shipment. Yes, and hardcore to!

[shreycod4]

Wait what is 3frag?

[psntustin25]

@shreycod4 facepalm. frag x3.

[shreycod4]

@psntustin25 OH THE PERK FOR 3 GRENADES

[madnoob12]

How do you get your cod 4 to look like that?

[psntustin25]

@madnoob12 promod on pc.

[TH3PUN1SH3R92]

im a console player n never touched a fps on pc b4. and im sure its the same size scale wise but shipments looks alot bigger on pc

[Dina0wnes]

i want to give this kid a box of candy and fiber1 bars so he can through shit at his mother more =P

dicks love you homos

[cameltotem]

what was your score?

[Niche79]

never liked any BF games, kinda too large, love the instant action with COD. Hate running forever to find someone sitting in a corner. Sold BF2 to the mechanic at work!

[QuaDTronix]

7 persons have tried to get poop on

[bobliotech]

I went out last week and re-bought BF2 so I could practise in preparation for number 3. That's how excited i am.

[Dookiii]

ive been banned from 5 servers for being to good now :L

[IAMDABEEZNEEZ]

Those graphics are insane compared to console. I have an xbox.

[lolmeatu]

I CANT WAIT FOR BF3!!!!!!!

[Bobafetus]

Dumb Bitch. What was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

[rosales955]

Super penis

[Lulzrustypipes]

Also

BF3 is my most hyper game of the year.

[freestuffguy7089]

Black Ops Commentator giving away PSN/Xbox card ==> /watch?v=iEXB5dGt21g&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[hemsky19]

Eww. CoD 4 looks really ugly on PC.

[AutophobicNightmare]

@hemsky19 You obviously didn't catch the part in the beginning when he talked about his "sweet sexy movie config"....Its sexy

[Lulzrustypipes]

@hemsky19

Shut the fuck up.

[Ehyohh]

is this a standard server? howd you change your fov settings or is that normal on that server (same with the analog ammo counter)

[schmishshmorshin]

I'll adopt that child because his parents probably beat his ass and then put him up for adoption.

Also, FUCK YES YAGB 10 IS UP

[xSergeantBallsx]

Ahhh John I fucking love you man.  <3

[Roflyay]

lol 2:49 "You killed A Girl"

[ANocturnalWar]

I thought I heard that they were developing Battlefield 3 separately for PC and consoles, not porting the PC version. Can you tell me where you read that?

[Synwyn]

@ANocturnalWar One of the articles on steam says they are working on the PC version, and then they will tinker with it to "fit it on console"

[ANocturnalWar]

@Synwyn Ah, I can't remember where I read that but apparently they were wrong. Thanks :)

[zachplaysfallout3]

@Synwyn how do you get your FOV so high?

[MicrowavableJo]

@zachplaysfallout3 promod.

[infinitewetrust]

@MicrowavableJo no. its a demo replay.

[notroop]

@Synwyn I also heard this, glad to see that DICE knows that PC should be priority, they also said that "Consoles were holding PC gaming back"

[MrMakeman]

@Synwyn

I don't know what kind of rocks they were smoking when they gave the server browser to consoles and left us PC users with a match finder.

[SnoweyMan111]

@ANocturnalWar Great news for PC gamers, people who play on console should be indifferent.

[ANocturnalWar]

@SnoweyMan111 It's not necessarily bad news, I'd just rather that they develop the console versions to play to their strengths and weaknesses instead of just "tinkering" the PC version. I guess we'll know how PC players feel for a change.

[SnoweyMan111]

@ANocturnalWar Indifferent means uninterested. You shouldn't care about it being developed primarely for the PC. Because it doesn't affect your experience. You have always gotten a (by comparison) stripped version of the game. Cod4 is way different on PC as you may see. But it's possible to just play it completely vanilla, just like consoles do. But you still don't have dedicated servers. We can host our own games too.

What I'm saying is, a PC to console port isn't bad. It's equally good.

[SnoweyMan111]

@ANocturnalWar I mean, who on console considers Cod4 to be a PC port? Just Cause? Portal 2 (xbox version, because Ps3's version=PC's)

CS is probably something that would be considerd a bad port from PC. But it's really the same game, just didn't stick to the public.

PC to console ports are rarely bad. The PC crowd is kinda picky, I mean, Mw2 is the exact game console got. Well received on console, deemed as shit before release on PC. People still play, that's irrelevant though.

[MrSAIVIBO]

TODGERS



[infinitesadd]

I only watched this to see NipNops has a killstreak of 10!

Goodbye.

[LEETjeffLEET]

@iE7i Oh ok thanks. I just thought it was only in promod or something.

[CowsDoRule]

"Everybody needs to witness that at some point in their life" Lol

[BGreezyyy]

HAHA YES fucking amazing video as always john.

[Nemonization]

Let's hope the hitreg is better, I want to kill myself whenever I try to play BF2 online.. It's about as accurate as trying to throw wet shit at someone

[tjheslin1]

john do you know anything about the system requirements B3 will have?

[Schnutzzz86]

haha i wonder if his mom will embarass him with that story when hes older ..or will she be to embarassed herself ..TODGERS

[IPawnNoobz]

WHAAT MADE FOR PC THAN PORTED TO CONSOLES ??

I fucking love you for telling me this !! OMG I'm buying it ...

[blobber01]

<3 BF3 but dunn haz sys specs anywhere near to what will be needed to run it

[KNWProductions]

hey did you know your the second most subscribed person in tunisia!

[mrcoolpants101]

YAGB 10 IS UP YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! :D

[lilzig420]

Loving this frequency of commentary, when I get home from working I need two things, angry masturbation and Johns fat cock :)

[TehKernel89]

/b/ ?

[shankineagle]

map seems soo much bigger on pc

[iplayrb1]

I will give you 1600mp for that movie config please i am dead serious please john (even though u are a pc bro) just so you can play with hutch when the new maps come out

[Krakenzeus]

IMO single player will weaken bf3.

[llxTopHatxll]

Battlefield 2 Modern Combat <3

[toadftw23]

10,174rd

[666musicman]

Dude. BF3 is gonna be awesome! Jizz in my pants/all over my face. No joke. Trust me, you not the only one excited for it :D Also, fucking hilarious story. That kid is the fucking man

[sideFxTech]

@666musicman i cant even like breathe when someone says bf3 olol

[SuperPancakeNinja]

Ok, you look absolutely retarded holding an M9 in promod :P

[coolduderkm29]

I always look forward to wat genetalia he is going to announce at the end

[XxOwnedtotehmaxxX]

Did you literaly burst out laughing or did you just slowly hold it in, then when she went into another aisle did you laugh your weiner off? I wouldn't be able to control myself.

[KlLR0Y]

awesome undiscovered commentator ;) --> /watch?v=iEXB5dGt21g&feature=f­eedu

[Neboh420]

Nice looking forward to the prone being back lol. BF2 is KING

[stickchart]

dicks or GTFO

[DGcomedyy]

I cant wait for BF3 i am not buying mw3

[itzvajonah]

Can i call you my bro?

[hnic1337]

....Also BF3 looks beast mode

[hnic1337]

Why dont I have epic things like this happen to me.....Gahhhh...Epic kid is Epic.

[S3xyExy]

I'm super excited for BF3, all ways have been a fan of battlefield games for the tactics and organized mayhem you can cause. Also being a pc gamer and having it made for the pc is a nice bonus :D

[TheFOLLICLES]

this kids mom got fucking owned

[MrAbekabe]

I'm nearly 20 years old and I still poop in my hand

[marklaisa]

I don't know Jon, DICE might dumb down BF3 so it appeals more to the casual gamer.

[cem12321]

That was a terrible story. xoxo.

[JJPerks23]

So stoked for BF3

[Drenizer]

That kid will grow up to be the greatest man in history!

[getcrackin1]

You are far from the only person looking forward to BF3.

[123435454646453434]

this is the best fucking thing I have ever heard in my life.

[TheTwizlerx]

Do you think you're going to play Battlefield 3 more then MW3?

[southparkisorange]

YEAAA BATTLEFIELD 3!!!!! WOOOOTTTTT

[SilverFrenzy]

I'm looking forward to it to John! Hoping BF3 has some excellent gameplay!

[TheTrueMasta]

I have a new macbook, 2gigs of ram and dual core, you think I can play black ops and CoD4 on pc John

thanks

[12krazy34]

no, I am also excited for Battlefield 3.

[Faustitas2]

testicales. LOOL

[leparnz37]

Todgers 

[TheKiNgBiLlYbOb]

all that is needed to be said for that mum you're a dirty bitch literly

[XC11301991]

Lol 60 people FFA shipment was even crazier. 3 nades, sonicboom, martyrdom, and rpd. now just start spraying and tossing nades and camping spawn s and unleash your rpd.

[Rahums]

lol i remember playing cod 4 shipment 40 ppl and getting beastly scores

[eXrTz]

John Could You Please make a tut on how to change your sky ? please i need this Please comment back !

[themufinmann]

Probably the best commentary ever.

[Bamabrute85]

You always Tbag while your reloading

[5amuu]

fucking awesome colors man

[ricoisawesome]

star wars the old republic and battlefield 3 are going to be epic

[jbird132]

BF3 FTW!!

[Torrmac]

Brought a whole new meaning to "get shit on"

[policia50]

That had to go down in the North Versailles Walmart. If not, I'd be very surprised.

[henkekk]

BF2 could have been the most fun ive had in a pc game. BF3 looks pretty sweet but i dont think my computer could handle it too good :P

[1337Foppa]

LMAO

[Robert2758]

@Exciled12 you do realize he is just trolling, everyone

[TheSasuke9900]

can you give the config?

[HEETSEEKAH]

April 17th, full 12 minute Battlefield 3 Sneak Peek!!! **Throws Poop at everyone with excitement**

[unrealxplicit]

dicks

[Acoustiics]

Lol the next video up is "Get Pooped On by bioHunta. #winning

[BHartley11]

you should upload some NHL 11 gameplay just in time for the playoffs !

[Synwyn]

pretty sure j8ker just trollface.jpeg owned about 100 people. good form, alex. good form.

[ConfuzedSushi]

@Synwyn John will you show us you building your gaming rig in real time (like all the parts of you building it - the entire time). I think it'd be sweet to see and for some of them to learn a bit about it.

[ConfuzedSushi]

@Synwyn John will you show us you building your gaming rig in real time (like all the parts of you building it - the entire time). I think it'd be sweet to see and for some of them to learn a bit about it. Also show us the end result.

[mushroomjack]

Haha The first time you said griss not girzz :P

[KrazyShrink]

How the hell do you tell who's an enemy and who's on your team with out the blue/red names?

[Mestitiamortis]

Is movie config on while playing or is it recorded than placed on the demo?

[Marcusl33t]

This is why I'm not having kids.

[Xfroste]

@synwyn i play console games almost exclusively, but it seems like pc has a lot more to offer for some of my favorite games, would you recommend I switch?

[Fizzylul]

@Xfroste lol thats not even an option.. switch...

[Xfroste]

@Fizzylul i feel like i should but switching from controler to mouse and keyboard seems like it would be too much trouble...

[marath0nman26]

lol you should have gotten this on video

[mieke299]

:)

[CoDMWVids]

Hey, is this the CFG you don´t want to give out? Because I really want it!