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and this is lol

speckzofanboy12 1 year ago

lololololol

TheFantaboy95 1 year ago

ttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ss4goku12345 1 year ago

tejb

TheEpicMelon 1 year ago

omg i literally loled

NsABullitzZ 1 year ago

@NsABullitzZ u r so gay

george222drum 1 year ago

@george222drum do you want to start a fight i mean we can take this outside if you want

NsABullitzZ 1 year ago

At first i thought it was Taylor Swift. =$

ruty143sh 1 year ago

lmao, here comes the millions of views because tejb watched it

BrendonSeward 1 year ago 7

tejb

Blakekx80 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA AWESOME

soccerlover10012 1 year ago

HAHA EPIC!!!

GameAlot1231 1 year ago

what is the chords he's playing? it's actually kind of pretty lol

shortyssk8s22 1 year ago

This is why I picked up guitar

Dudeinator6599 1 year ago 2

Brilliant

gynotikolobomass 1 year ago

Haha. (:

mikey16piet 1 year ago

i just about died from laughter watching this

ragdalis 1 year ago

LMAO! So true! Some girls be having one night stands with a guy they only dated once, and guess what? The girl looses! Her chances of having a healthy relationship has been flashed down the toilet. Guys hate sluts, remember that! If you have sex with him on the first night, don't blame man for being an ass hole!

Nakita4U2Learn 2 years ago

@Nakita4U2Learn Guys hate sluts? What are you talking about? One night stands are very beautiful if you know how to pick the hot girls with a personality. I've had lots of great relationships with women I've slept with. Sex is fun and nothing more then a sharing physical activity. You try to cover it up for whatever reason.

Stop trying to limit your life dude.

Also, this video rules.

MistahhB 1 year ago

@MistahhB That's your opinion and that's what you believe in. There are guys that are sluts themselves, so women who are sluts like them wouldn't matter to them. But if a guy who's mature, who's self assured, and who have moral sense would not go for that shit. You would 1 day have Infidelity issues in your marriage. See what happens when a girl starts to become distant when you don't meet her needs. Sluts are not marriage material. Get your head right man.

Nakita4U2Learn 1 year ago

This man is my hero.

slashedhack 2 years ago

It is so true.

jbstrojan 2 years ago

lol one word: lonley

SamFisher108 2 years ago

Tabs? PLEASE!! !! !!!

Most awesome vid on Youtube!!

Bananensaft1993 2 years ago

i want those chords ,, i love that song

superpunkpaco1 2 years ago

True.

mentolatedcoughsyrup 2 years ago

Short But Reeeally Nice hahaha !

Idiotprosjekt 2 years ago

great stuff

catolupus 2 years ago

haha dat was funny

tooandreaful 2 years ago

i love it

DeskarkwinProduction 2 years ago

dude this is the best vid on youtube...... lmfao

hajakeha 2 years ago 2

so true lmfao

dark4ever88 2 years ago

LMFAO OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME, I CANT STOP LAUGHING. BUT ID SO FUCK THAT BITCH, and she could stay forever! but still thats mad funny.

drp1zza 2 years ago

LOL!!! shot down cold!

ACdrawanime 2 years ago

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wouldnt it be cool when we finish having sex you would stay and give me some more...

rdillon7872 2 years ago

LMFAO TRUE

Unknown02418 2 years ago

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i so did not see that coming lmaooo that's so cold...XD

Deedovich 2 years ago

aw XD

ArchDuke26 2 years ago

It's funny because it's true.

ZeitgeistReview 2 years ago 83

That's cold. :D

melikeyyeah 2 years ago

awesome the bst romance songv :D

andzinio 2 years ago

oh damn that relationship is over

stauf09 2 years ago 45

hhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah!!

oualidking 3 years ago

awesome!

justinRkeaton 3 years ago

Haha, Cassie is a cutie.

NobodyHasThisNick 3 years ago

lold!

9KILL9 3 years ago

i would'nt let her go :-)

pindakaas050 3 years ago 2

ROFL XD

xPokecrazygemx 3 years ago

omg hahah lmfao! 5/5 subbed fav playlist added haha

HeyyitsMoe 3 years ago

Wow... XD

Bigmac961 3 years ago

BEST SONG EVER

BringerOfMisery 3 years ago

Too easy imo to be funny. Just comes off as stale. Would have been more humorous in the 50s.

mhuycke0111 3 years ago

i'm pissed that college humor removed this video

mparantha 3 years ago

FUCKING WIN

buddie782005 3 years ago

i would fuck that bitch there HARD!!!

VelertiMacLaren 3 years ago

Lol that is the song about the perfect girl.

SpartanCXVII 3 years ago 2

lmao awsome

TheBarb2007 3 years ago

that was awesomo!!!

donkeydickkk 3 years ago

Hahahahahhahahaha!!

chr1ssy9923 3 years ago

lmfao!

dorkz 3 years ago

bahaha

nuccioLTD 3 years ago

I would love to know the chord progressions for this. Man, I'd totally pull this out the morning after.

Deifendorf 3 years ago

OWEND

9PRELUDE2 3 years ago

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that's fucking funny!!!!

alejo9496 3 years ago

i wish i was that romantic

RobotTickleFight 3 years ago

hahaha. that was great. i thought he was gonna keep going

BooneCash1204 3 years ago

who wants to make an instructional video for this?

please?

pyroinlife 3 years ago

Hilarious!

FalkenTube 3 years ago

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funny as fuck

wingsofmajesty 3 years ago

its really catchy

jenky57 3 years ago

FUCKING HILARIOUS

WoodStrings 3 years ago

HAhhaahahahahahaaa! Sometimes honesty is the best policy!

novab 3 years ago

This is the best song ever written!!! FO SHO!!

42johnnywonton 3 years ago

so true

BarbedWireCondom 3 years ago

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that was so random..

haha

boiiii123 3 years ago

One of the best things on the internet!

KanzooKan 3 years ago

rofl hahahah made me piss my pants

ILoveUBrendonUrie 3 years ago

thats would suck

AbbyCF13 3 years ago

that's so funny...can't stop laughing...dog is humping my leg...stop...stop...

m49512 3 years ago

LMFAO X1000000

svtfocus 3 years ago

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WHOO! Why waste time!

LlaneLightbringer 3 years ago

straight to the point...hahah

gangs30 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy ahhahahahahaha 5 stars

subterreanhighrise 3 years ago

YEEAAHHH

BEG4MPG 3 years ago

lmao

JoeLerum 3 years ago

LMFAO!

TheRolling 3 years ago

HAHA at felti91.

That's not cool, man.

Hahahaha.

Beatleskiddd 3 years ago

good shit can i smoke it?

soto5655 3 years ago

HAHAHA That's fuckin awesome!

NeedlesOfAgony 3 years ago

fucking great!

yfg483792gew 3 years ago

hahahahaha

scorpiuss11 3 years ago

I NEED THAT SONG!!!

kingy1098s 3 years ago

anyone got the tabs / chords for this? i'd like to try this irl

felti91 3 years ago

hahahahaha

no1000 3 years ago

LOL

hebronsawyers 3 years ago

That's dick. haha.

kdpeach989 3 years ago

wow my thoughts exactly, that is the perfect girl!

gonetoearth2 3 years ago 2

LOL FUCKING JOKES!!

rydock 3 years ago

genius lol

TheOriginOfCriticism 3 years ago 2

NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK DUDE

SOOO funnay.

purebloodmusiclvr 3 years ago

pwnt

Rorshock520 3 years ago

LOL

Deathloparcher 3 years ago

FUCKIN FUNNY I'ma do that to my ex and she lives right across the street from me!!

75Dank 3 years ago 2

me 2 lol

shacomaco1 3 years ago

haha what are the tabs/chords for this song i love it

rockstar202132 3 years ago 4

thats just rude lol

sunzup4u 3 years ago 3

I nearly poo'd myself! I was wondering how this song was going to fit into the 20 seconds left on the video... muy bueno! Very funny!

And to all the negative comments about his shallowness: GET WITH THE PROGRAM! This is NOT a documentary about real life... ;)

random255 3 years ago 3

no. id kill him.

KatieM101388 3 years ago 2

It's a comedy video nimrod.

kaosdevice 3 years ago 2

Thank you for recognizing that

buckles919 3 years ago 2

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You will never find "the perfect girl" or any other girl...give it up dude and just make peace with your right hand.

lovemylink 3 years ago

YES!!

deluxe74 3 years ago

what are tabs? the melody is really catchy

chsstud4 3 years ago

damn funny dude.. damn funny

mitchellmacc94 3 years ago

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how sick, I hope men are not really so shallow

wudgee 3 years ago

look at the ratings. there's your answer.

cheers

iamjake1 3 years ago 7

ITS A JOKE !

Srgazuzu 3 years ago

u make me sick wudgee.

soto5655 3 years ago

fuckin hilarious...its soo true

mancowboy 3 years ago 3

how very nice of him

whiteyniet 3 years ago

what are the chords? i think the first one is an E minor with the D and G on the 1st and 2nd string

sparks158 4 years ago

Simple yet effective.

ESintu3 4 years ago

hahahahahah

jonxlee91 4 years ago

Funny as hell but mean at the same time :x

EJRex 4 years ago

i so need to play this after the next time i have sex...which will be in several months

awesomeninjahacker 4 years ago

lol. Prolly years for me.

summergiles 2 years ago

i need the tabs to this

Chadkciw 4 years ago 2

Haha I think I've would have been kind of enraged if someone wrote me that song after we've had sex xD

fromlostTOdead 4 years ago 2

this is how playa's roll.... hes straight up gangsta

lariives 4 years ago

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