Scientology: The Story of OTIII

[bsting601]

lmfao!

[sonoilluminati666]

WHAT!!!!!!! OTIII in 1987?????? I thought this was only made public after the internet in the mid 90s!! COOL!!

[AnonOp1]

1:22 so...Xenu was banished to the phantom zone?

[Junkiana]

The real truth: Xenu is the son of Ming (Flash Gordon´s vilain), Emperor Palpatine aways knew he was such a looser and, because of his friendship with Ming, Palpatine gave him a stolen X-wing and sent him to that primitive and far, far way galaxy, the darkest hole on the neutral zone, the solar system. So primitive that doesn´t have a proper name. The founder guy was dinking in a bar in Alabama, then, Xenu possessed the body of a stripper and told him his story. Why is so hard to believe?

[taditoo]

what a brilliant idea of making money, if you can't use psychic powers after you'd paid once, try again

[darthspeaks]

I cannot believe that people believe this bullshit spewed from a fat liar with a fucking speech impediment.

[beanfarts]

i wuld try dis shit just for da SYKIK POWAZZZ

[tryandlisten]

is it just me or do those two clouds @ 1:03 look like faces making out?

[TheStrongdude21]

south park!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[tryandlisten]

LOL for 5000 pounds I'd rather get my nob polished by 2 18year olds for a week

[parisianna87]

this bit of scientology was written up as a test of how stupid human beings can be when you reach that certain level, you are forced into belief with mind control and if you cant break the reality of reason, then you fail!

[Paul785]

Hang on a second. I recognize that helmet. Xenu is really Magneto. Does that mean that the X-Men are Scientologists then?

[minnescanada]

@shadowofslipknot555

I am sure some do, but some have so much invested financially and emotionally, that they don't dare let on that they think it is fantasy.

Also a peer pressure helps to keep you from thinking too hard.

Something to think about is that it isn't much crazier than a flying horse or living inside a giant fish, yet those two items are part of very accepted religions.

[benney452]

this sounds like the plot to a pc game ot's being the lvls and xenu being the person you have to rescue hmmm i might try and make that in to a game

[fireofdeath64]

lol.

[offerp84]

lol, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

[RoCK3rAD]

@jwkinraleigh he didn't rip of superman because superman has superpowers so he successfully completed the course duhhh this shits expensive there's no time to mess around

[jwkinraleigh]

So Hubbard ripped off Superman?

[jasonmercier1]

woww haha. not one comment supporting Scientology here. people are retarded for believing this shit

[DaEndlessFawset]

i want psychic powers... oh wait thats impossible right. stupid scientologists. im going to go travel around tiggiack

[dopson16]

are you serious people will burn in hell for this tom cruise, will smith, john travolta what the f**k can anyone see its just for money im pretty sure you could worship god for FREE dumb f**k

[DanteWhite]

woah hahahahahaha this is more epic than the bible XD

[balloonbuddy]

this is the most retarded thing i have ever heard

[WEAREPLAGUED]

damn this is such sweet science fiction.

[neoncastlebleck]

Makes sense to me.

[mysticalclown]

Now how retard you must be to believe these shit ??

Really !!

If ron hubbard's methods were so smart and valid then why he commited suicide ???

Dont talk with retards , those are sheep waiting in line for slaughtering.

[rated2kR]

this is so fucking stupid

have a nice time in hell tom cruise

[horsie111]

Lucas made a fortune with Star Wars, but Hubbard did it first with Scientology. One made a film, one made a religion!

[DesertMoxie]

So if someone 'run outs' their clusters, can I call the Ghostbusters to trap 'em?

[crabtrap]

did he really say "goof the flute"???WTF?

[PaokTube]

sounds like a great episode of star trek. fucking retards! i think jedi religion is more respectable/. tom cruise you gay fuck

[nekftw]

I really would like to know how many of you who laugh at scientology are christians themself......

ooh the hypocracy

[TruthIsTheAnswer]

I am neutral in religion. I guess some could consider me an atheist, although I believe there is SOME greater being out there. Establishing that, I am just saying that I find scientology seriously stupid and only very lost and messed up people would join it, because they have nothing else to do. It is a waste of time and money, and, based on its teachings, can mentally screw somebody up. No, this isn't hypocrisy, this is just people like myself completely going against a morally insane "church"

[phyerdragon76]

It's Ace & Gary...the ambiguously gay duo!

[Michaelerection]

hahaha those guys look like power rangers

[TimmahUK]

Goof the Floof! rofl, what's amazing is, someone has failed this OT before and done it again, i mean how retarded can you get?

[stayjit1]

You mean...wait a sec...if I spend 5000 pounds I can bend spoons, predict lottery numbers and get all generally jiggy with the universe ! Wow ! Where do I sign !

[WeWhisperTheTruth]

I believe you have to actually reach OT8 before you can do any of that.

Before Hubbard created the OT levels, he said that "Clears" should be able to remember everything. Whenever he tried presenting this, the person failed to remember a string of numbers, so he said, "don't worry... there is something beyond Clear: Operating Thetan!"

So whenever enough people reach a certain level and realize they can't do anything amazing, they move the bar further back. OT4, OT5, OT6, etc.

[trash1121]

yea but it wont work the first time..then you have to spend another 5000 pounds...then it wont work again and you have to spend another 5000 pounds...so basically you will be spending everything you have and after that um sure you will feel generally jiggy with the universe :P

[robnbex]

Bwah ha ha ha ha!! Idiots!!!

[skizzo192]

honestly i wish i just had money to waste and take that stupid course document it and expose the bullshit

[Anonymous10101010101]

You could also go to freezone and get all that stuff for free.

[encliticcopula]

I want to point out that one time in this video they say "Xemu", not "Xenu". That's on purpose: LRH spelled it that way on the wrinkled napkin upon which he wrote the story of OTIII. And yes, he really did write "goof the floof." He was high as a kite at the time!

[empilpu]

free xenu - poor guy

[mazza23]

sounds like an awsome plan for a kids tv show or novel :P

[lasssy120]

"goof the floof" wtf?

[KeeganB]

Xenu's in the phantom zone?

[Ashtwan]

So basically you have to continue paying large sums of money until you can move things with your mind? Why would anyone fall for this load of shit?

[Karutei]

Wow, So people waste 10,000 dollars OR MORE on a little story like that, that we just heard for free? My god, Scientology is the biggest scam in history -_- lol I hope they die.

[HatWithTeeth]

Well, that's kinda guaranteed, it's more a question of when they die.

[davedude2040]

I could of sworn OTIII was a couple of hundred thousand dollars.

[kjat12]

i agree with most of this cus ther wud be proff of thes overth planets and this order the revalt this prison and all that shit so untill they have proff thay are shit out off luck

[justaregularguy01]

they should make a movie out of this, not a "religion"

[WaitingforChrist]

XD XD XD XD XD

[H0WL1TZER]

pretty good sci-fi story

[magpieonjupiter]

SERIOUSLY!! People actually believe this stuff!! Hello, it was written by a SCI-FI writer! Total crap!

[Fluegelratte]

aaaahahahaha cute!!

let me guess...taking magic mushrooms is very essential here

[Brybryrox]

ROFL

[TheSchimmi]

uh oh

i have pneumonia now

[Megabunghole]

wait, wait, wait.... what?

[HappyWulf]

Telekenisis at OT3, eh? Well now they're up to what now, OT7, OT8? gotta bring out the new expansions and raise the level cap, am I right? Go on a raid with your Scientologists guildies, take down the raid boss, the German ambassador! Maybe get some Epic loot.

[avenger919]

lol

[chris7urban2]

lawl, gota love wow

[Juristenzyklop]

LOL!! Very funny :D!

[HelmerandRawlins]

Hahah well done.

[ZoCks]

I can eat Planets.

[mollie2810]

Tom Cruise can't help you, because he can't fly.

[cutdeamon]

I think I'm feeling sick. Tom Cruise help me!

[darkomi]

OMG what if XENU decide to come back ...

five thousand pounds... I have to choose, drop my money to garbage or buy the book... tuff question...

[PeterC79]

What I want to know is what happens if "Xenu" escapes the electronic fortress....

[Karinlee67]

lmao

[jmcmovie]

Goof the Floof. Huh. Any relation to Mot the Hoople?

[jmcmovie]

Hard to believe anyone falls for this stuff. And so what if other religions have equally unbelievable stories. Scientology was invented long after the age of enlightenment. No one thinks the world is flat anymore. Or, do they? Idiots believe this mess. Get out while you can, if you still can.

[rochet75]

this shit is soo funny omfg

[rationalthinker28]

Flash Gordon could have saved them.

[dantesinferno80]

damn i just caught pneumonia after watching that!!!

[NamiAquatique]

LOL! PSYCHIC POWAZZ!11

That makes about as much sense as vampires raping werewolves while zombie Jesus takes a piss on their shoes.

[cfleshious]

I believe......I have theatens in me.......but then i drank a shit load of bleach...and now I am good!!

[handygeek]

Noooooo, I'm melting, melting...

[jamesspicer]

I want to open the Intergalactic Church of Xenu, just to piss scientologists.

[Di66en6ion]

omglolscientology!

[worldwanderer91]

So stupid. It so sci-fi. Come on. Psyce powers? How can anyone fall for this craps?

[nedak]

Xenu is hot, I wish he would get in my pants

[riceowns]

i was exposed to the theroy im still not dead

[Heegs]

an even bigger cash grab then Christianity, I really don't think organized religion is necessary, especially when shit like this happens. Just listen to Bill Hick's philosophy lol

[day50912]

Is it Xenu or Xemu?

[ifrit1780]

Its suppose to be Xenu.

[day50912]

This is awesome, I want to get rid of my thetans.

[NotSoOldHippy]

Hey! This is all very secret stuff! How DARE you post it here! Don't you know people can DIE from watching this when they're not ready? Before they've got their TRs in? Before they've been rooked, swindled, and defrauded of $360,000 by the Scientology crime syndicate?

[papisces]

Ohhh yeaaaa baby! $5000 ? is that all?

Well then in that caase my whole family is gonna take the test. We'll take a mortgage out on the house immediately because i just have got to have those powers.. and get these intoxicating aliens out of my anus.

Thanks Xenu...you really rock man!

[ThetanBait]

So someone pays 5,000 pounds to watch that cartoon?

[methinxaweezil]

Baby Suri is watching it right now.

[ifrit1780]

that must've been a really good cartoon.

[ogjimkenobi]

I personally believe in Hemanology, we believe all the characters from He-Man Masters of the Universe are actually powerfull Gods that once ruled this planet. Soon Orco will come back and purify our world of all Sin. All hail Orco!

[Wabiisabii]

Xenu for President! Maybe he can do some depopulation on the Scientologists! Although they could be drinking the spiked cool aid any time now and save him the trouble.

[OmiJoo]

I wonder if there will be action figures....

[Slashgibber]

Me too

[jmob999]

oh action figures would be fun

[cbreitel]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingofthekrill]

I think Xenu's 75 million year sentence is long over. He wants to retire here, in Teegeeack, but he'll spend the rest of his days being harassed and intimidated by

the $cientologist.

[takerdust]

Xenu would annihilate all Scientologists if they tried to Fair Game him.

[kreskinkun]

I love Xenu. Scientology denies him up and down; I think they don't want him anymore. Can we adopt him? Can we pleeease?! I'll take ever-so-good care of him, really I will! I'll audit off his thetans each morning, and I'll make sure to lock up his electonic mountain fortress every night so he won't escape and get into the volcanoes again. I'll even read him a chapter of Typewriter in the Sky before bedtime, so can I please please please keep him?

[FangletStryfe]

...I love you.

[purewonka]

It' a good business model to make people retake the class if upon completion of the class the student is unable to levitate objects. That's a good way to keep the money rolling in.

[purewonka]

It's bit more elaborate and maybe has more narrative razzmatazz, but is it really any less plausible than other religious narratives? It sounds kinda fun. It's like committed group of fantasists who aren't satisfied with the weekend (or sometimes week long) role playing conventions and events and instead live their lives enmeshed in the story. Of course, the fact that it costs thousands upon thousands to be a part of this "religion" kinda sucks.

[Desertphile]

I for one WELCOME our new (er, old) overlord!

[9ideal]

I want to go to the fortress and release Xenu like in that van Vogt story THE VAULT OF THE BEAST surely there must be other evildoers who feel as I do we will gather at night with torches and computers and call ourselves the Xenuloids

[Desertphile]

"... surely there must be other evildoers who feel as I do...."

NotSoOldHippy made a video of he and I releasing Lord Xenu from his eternal battery prison. I don't know if he uploaded the video however.

[MetaMorphy]

Why wouldn't the loyal offers do something about the implant relay, by the way?

[SatyrsSummon]

Every video makes this more and more questionable, unbelievable it has such a huge 'fanbase'.

[day50912]

Can you post the whole documentary?