I bought one for my then young son (now 25). At the time, I worked at a police department, and one officer in particular HATED Pee wee Herman passionately. To screw with him, I took it to work one day and other officers would have it talk over station PA system. The Pee Wee hater got so pissed, he grabbed the doll, took it down to the indoor range and put a .45 right in the head (this guy was the range master so Pee Wee was a goner)
@Beetsbaby sad story, i wish i still had mine, and the alf doll we moved and i never seen my alf doll again though i sold pee wee in the yard sale when i was little
Sad but true story. I did bring Pew Wee back home, bullet holes and stuffing sticking out. We, too, had an Alf doll that I bought for my daughter. I think that may be out in the garage. I still have the Teddy Ruxpin bear, though! :)
@Beetsbaby dont think i ever had teddy ruxpin. its sad that after we moved, i never seen alf again. been looking on ebay but dont want to pay that much, and all the pee wee hermans i find says the voice is sped up
I just bought this the other day at the Berlin mart for $5. The pullstring makes demonic noises, and I've pretty much accepted the fact that this doll will murder me one night.
I heard they were going to have a second Pee Wee doll that comes with a doll sized movie theater and removable pants. Then they decided it was too ironic after the incodent
"I have the right to an attorney. I have the right to remain silent. And what if I did some charity work instead?" hat would be awesome if that hapened!
@jvarna5 fucker don't ever call michael gay, ur the gay motherfucker, go to hell and do something else 2 waste ur life rather than disrespecting michael!!!
We just got one from an antique shop. If he talks really fast, you can pull the string and hold it, then let it slowly zip back. You can kindof understand him better that way.
I used to have one of these cause my first summer job was to work for Matchbox where my cousin was a supervisor. So he let me have one of them. But one defect of these dolls was that after pulling that string thousands of times maybe, it would start talking faster and faster. It happened to mines and to the one in my aunt's house.
My aunt once taped a knife to my pee-wee herman doll hand and chased me around the house. Then the year Paul got in trouble for dropping his pants, the stiching on my dolls pants broke and woudn't stay up.
my mom had the exact same thing! now i think its in the garage somewhere... but its really old so the voice talked really fast and we could barely understand it... but we could
I had this doll...and I used to make prank calls with it...lol with this doll and with a talking doll I had named Julie...Those were real fun times...
Some nerd in elementary school conned me into going to her house after school one day by telling me she had this doll in her attic. Since my mom couldn't stand Pee Wee and would never let my sisters or I have any Pee Wee toys, I was really excited to get to play with the toy at her house. Well Brenna, thanks for nothing. Not only did you not have the doll, you didn't even have an attic. Jerk.
hahaha SMS1381, are you a gay homo, or what? playing with a girl's dolls....hahaha! girls wanna get FUCKED! aren't you man enough? playing with dolls is just plain gay.
I had this doll when I was a kid. I wanted it so bad and my mother finally caved in and got it for me. A few weeks later I came to regret this - at night the doll mysteriously kept winding up on my bed, and I know I didn't put it there. I became very scared of the doll for this reason(thought it was alive)so I had my mom toss it out in the trash.
If I find mine, I wil let you know via YouTube and maybe work out something to send it to you! No charge :) :)
Beetsbaby 3 days ago
i wish i still had mine
metal220 3 days ago
He's so cuteeeeeee <3.<3
DJandManaphy 3 weeks ago 4
now comes with turbo fist
capnhands 1 month ago
my friend still has this figure. it's sitting over his fireplace holding hands with a urkel doll.
spike76a 2 months ago
But it will later turn into a raspiest doll. Watch out parents! This is no toy for children for it will rape
CombineSpecre300 4 months ago
I bought one for my then young son (now 25). At the time, I worked at a police department, and one officer in particular HATED Pee wee Herman passionately. To screw with him, I took it to work one day and other officers would have it talk over station PA system. The Pee Wee hater got so pissed, he grabbed the doll, took it down to the indoor range and put a .45 right in the head (this guy was the range master so Pee Wee was a goner)
Beetsbaby 5 months ago
@Beetsbaby sad story, i wish i still had mine, and the alf doll we moved and i never seen my alf doll again though i sold pee wee in the yard sale when i was little
metal220 3 days ago
@metal220
Sad but true story. I did bring Pew Wee back home, bullet holes and stuffing sticking out. We, too, had an Alf doll that I bought for my daughter. I think that may be out in the garage. I still have the Teddy Ruxpin bear, though! :)
Beetsbaby 3 days ago
@Beetsbaby dont think i ever had teddy ruxpin. its sad that after we moved, i never seen alf again. been looking on ebay but dont want to pay that much, and all the pee wee hermans i find says the voice is sped up
metal220 3 days ago
@metal220
I just saw on this on CL:
Alf doll with record the Melmac Girls. This is a Burger King premium from 1988/89. Both are in very good condition.
The doll is 11" tall.
$6.00
This person is in So Cal Inland Empire area
Beetsbaby 3 days ago
@Beetsbaby well i live in ky and dont really trust craigs list though
metal220 3 days ago
I have one but it's broken so it's really creepy. Click on my Channel to see it.
ComedyGamerGalNutra 5 months ago
I have one of these still in the box but the pull string is all the way out and hes been im my closet since i got him
MZCZ129 6 months ago
it's not for sale, francis!
spookyteeth 7 months ago
That's one scary ass doll when in the dark
NeutralCountry 8 months ago
but does it wank in a theatre?
jonernest1 8 months ago 2
I still have like 2 of em
barnabyjones786 8 months ago
I hope Paul Rubens got some royalty money from these toys
NoirFan01 9 months ago
My dad still has his, and I was playing with it yesterday outta boredom
Ronniebear0812 10 months ago
i still have mine since i was 5 lol,, im 26 yrs old
JOKAWILD26 10 months ago
I rather have that monkey jaja
royalsteven 1 year ago
he is naughty indeed
bigcritic69 1 year ago
I just bought this the other day at the Berlin mart for $5. The pullstring makes demonic noises, and I've pretty much accepted the fact that this doll will murder me one night.
donm454 1 year ago
@donm454 Mine does too. I don't know what's up with that.
mantyxc 1 year ago
my dad had this and gave it to my brother back in '93-'94
Lavenderlash 1 year ago
I heard they were going to have a second Pee Wee doll that comes with a doll sized movie theater and removable pants. Then they decided it was too ironic after the incodent
LaCosaNostra132 1 year ago
Mister Rogers on crack
BatNuklier 1 year ago
My grandmother has these. THe voice on Pee Wee doesn't work so well anymore.
harrynginny4eva 1 year ago
I had this doll, it sounded even better when the voice box started to break.
MrCastaLasta 1 year ago
How retarded
loufalce 1 year ago
i know what you are, but what am i?
ardotschgoetschgi 1 year ago
This person singing annoys the crap outta me. Anyone else?
MJandST2926 1 year ago
AAAAAH! YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!
TeamTBagr 1 year ago
they stopped making them in 1991 cuz paul was arrested for g in an adult theatre
yankovic1234 1 year ago
got this doll for my girl and she loves it. sent me back about 100 but she is totally worth her being happy.
bigmadman89 1 year ago
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i just bought a Pee Wee Herman doll from a flea market (for $2) but the pull string is stuck. Its all the way out. Any help for fixing it?
Mitzuki33626 1 year ago
SHHHHHHHHHH! IM ON THE PHOOOOONE!
123GameReviews 2 years ago
I WANT THIS DOLL!
xNikkaX3 2 years ago
But is that one anatomically correct? I don't think so! And i want to see if it has a pull string.
ActionReplayPerson 2 years ago
I had one..ya pulled the string, but I remember mine talking too fast
mooky9669 2 years ago
"I have the right to an attorney. I have the right to remain silent. And what if I did some charity work instead?" hat would be awesome if that hapened!
ActionReplayPerson 2 years ago
@ActionReplayPerson u got that from in living color
PeeWeeChic1 1 year ago
@jvarna5 Pee Wee Herman and Michael Jackson Are Not Gay!!!!!!>:0
ilovepaul55 2 years ago
they're both weird though lol
CashForGash 1 year ago
these doll are expensive on ebay these days :s
NotThisGuyAgain 2 years ago
I had this and the Michael Jackson doll.
How did I not turn out gay?!?!?!
jvarna5 2 years ago
@jvarna5 fucker don't ever call michael gay, ur the gay motherfucker, go to hell and do something else 2 waste ur life rather than disrespecting michael!!!
prissygurl08 1 year ago
my friend gave me his pee wee doll, but the string is broke and it has some stains on the clothes..but other than that its a great toy!
SouthParkfann65 2 years ago
Pee Wee is da man!!! Ha ha!!!
Cordero787 2 years ago
I still got my pee doll till this day i love th doll to death as a kid.
Lauren8930 2 years ago
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OMG!
lol :D
ggamoon 2 years ago
Does it come with a turbo hand!?!?!?
PeekaPeep 2 years ago
that shit is 15 bucks still... not thousands lol... retailers still sell the damn thing in it's OG packaging
RweezyF 2 years ago
I HAVE THIS DOLL! AND I STILL DO! Oh....and guess what it still works (kind of)
Bullygat02 2 years ago
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I used to cry because my brother used to chase me into a corner and pull the string until my mom would yell at him...
DOMINATERKID 2 years ago
We just got one from an antique shop. If he talks really fast, you can pull the string and hold it, then let it slowly zip back. You can kindof understand him better that way.
flyinshoeproductions 2 years ago
OH MY GOD!
someone gave this to my dad as a joke in the 80s, and it used to scare the shit out of me when i was little!
ModGlasses 2 years ago 3
I used to have one of these cause my first summer job was to work for Matchbox where my cousin was a supervisor. So he let me have one of them. But one defect of these dolls was that after pulling that string thousands of times maybe, it would start talking faster and faster. It happened to mines and to the one in my aunt's house.
Lagorditalinda17 2 years ago
Were the string u pull to make him wack off in the movie theater?
lidossoul 2 years ago
My aunt once taped a knife to my pee-wee herman doll hand and chased me around the house. Then the year Paul got in trouble for dropping his pants, the stiching on my dolls pants broke and woudn't stay up.
I never fully recovered from either experience.
Hauntedbeauty222 2 years ago 28
@Hauntedbeauty222 I came here for the comments, not the commercial and yours didn't disappoint.
cugamer 1 year ago
@Hauntedbeauty222 maybe their connected.... O_o
CeletialDarkness 1 year ago
15....... that didn't look right...lol
313KING313 2 years ago
my sis had one and she SWORE she saw it get up and run to her toybox when she was a little kid
coolguy7414 2 years ago 5
I have something that looks just like that but it dont talk
thewave104 2 years ago
Matchbox, WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!
brentzilla33 2 years ago
I Had This Doll When I Was Little Then I Think He Got Wet And Stopped Working. I had To Throw Him Away....
CircaMay85 2 years ago
I still have this
gothamjediknight 2 years ago
my mom had the exact same thing! now i think its in the garage somewhere... but its really old so the voice talked really fast and we could barely understand it... but we could
BbGirl77738 2 years ago 2
I have this.
moderatorbot1 2 years ago
lol, kinda creepy.. but i love it!
smileymiley130 3 years ago
hes naughty i know u r buy wat am i
conover07 3 years ago
lol, i think it said nutty
smileymiley130 3 years ago
xD creepy as heck
ccrnw 3 years ago
Man, I used, to have it. Too bad my big sister accidently broke it! :'( But maybe I'll buy one off of eBay.
Aquarius199 3 years ago
Notice how the Father enter the frame xD
NotThisGuyAgain 3 years ago
I have two of these dolls! None of them really speak well though :(
gr1m4ce 3 years ago
fucking funny as hell wisg i had that doll fools !
SilverTimberwolf 3 years ago
WTF is a domesticated monkey doing in that house?
RetroBoyisBack 3 years ago 2
i have one of these. he's so old now his voice is like all slo-mo and really deep. its creepy.
ladyrose777 3 years ago
"tell them Large marge sent ya".
Mtheory420 3 years ago 17
id really like that but they made his face look like hes about to rape you XD
gameslammer666 3 years ago
I had this doll...and I used to make prank calls with it...lol with this doll and with a talking doll I had named Julie...Those were real fun times...
12audi31 3 years ago 2
listen to 0:17 to 0:18 does it say he will go wack off haha.
redbrixeli 3 years ago
i think she says "you'll go whacko".
dafranx 3 years ago
Actually it say you'll go wack-o. Lol I can understand how it sounds like that though.
Musiclover19 3 years ago
Who sings that song? it sounds like betty boop.
joslynandy 3 years ago
this doll was re-called after studies showed that, if you left it alone for too long, it jacked off on your classic 80's wood grain TV.
SteelJawAnchorFace9 3 years ago
hahaha good one
jdog34505 3 years ago
this was one of the first toys that i remember getting 4 christmas when i was real little
funkkidmusic 3 years ago
Some nerd in elementary school conned me into going to her house after school one day by telling me she had this doll in her attic. Since my mom couldn't stand Pee Wee and would never let my sisters or I have any Pee Wee toys, I was really excited to get to play with the toy at her house. Well Brenna, thanks for nothing. Not only did you not have the doll, you didn't even have an attic. Jerk.
SMS1381 3 years ago 3
hahaha SMS1381, are you a gay homo, or what? playing with a girl's dolls....hahaha! girls wanna get FUCKED! aren't you man enough? playing with dolls is just plain gay.
absurdicion 3 years ago
Fuckin' skanks.
harveytwoface999 3 years ago
What? I'm surprised people like you have internet access in your trailer park.
SMS1381 3 years ago
haha i have one of those .. its sitting on my dresser lmao
nicole46117 3 years ago
the only thing i found creepy about the movie was the large marge part....i know it was claymation.....scared the shit outta me though
blueboy093 3 years ago 3
If I'm not mistaken CYNDI LAUPER sang the theme to "PEE-WEE's Playhouse"(TV series), did she also sang, or did voice over for these Pee-Wee doll ad?
rezuleta 3 years ago 2
ten seconds and it's already scared the hell out of me.
OblitR8R 3 years ago
The 80's, the greatest time period ever...the Pee-Wee Herman movie was funny though. That's just my opinion though, I know others do find him creepy.
flipvideoguy 3 years ago 3
When I was in grade two (1987) my teacher had us watch the Pee Wee Herman movie. I wrote in my journal, "I don't like Pee Wee Herman."
I think he is funny now though!
candymcneil 4 years ago
haha I had one when I was a kid.
albing 4 years ago
Those damn those are not worth no damn thousands look on ebay 50-60 dollars tops not no thousand
aytrain24 4 years ago
lol i have one its worth thousands now it still creeps me out
chuchi1313 4 years ago
That fucking thing scared the shit outta me when I was a kid. There was something so evil about it.
Woodchips89 4 years ago
lol
poserrs 4 years ago
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i wonder if it has masterbation action as well
Dracosgal8 4 years ago
I need one! It will be mine, o yes it will be mine.
CKNY42 4 years ago 4
hahaha i have the ventriloquist dummy!
Im actually trying to sell it!
xD
FFTLbabe18 4 years ago
whats the difference?
badlyposted 4 years ago
ha ha ha.
Poeggy129 4 years ago
that toy meke me scared.......
NetoAllStars 4 years ago
You think THAT'S scary? I've got a Pee Wee ventriloquist dummy! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! >:D
Bobzeaux 4 years ago
i wonder if it has masterbation action as well
gnarlyboy5 4 years ago
bad4g athotmail dotcom I have one and will sell for $150 first come first serve posted 07/30/07
arreit1979 4 years ago
Mine hasn't worked since 1992. His speech is really fast and if you hold the cord so he speaks slower... it's terrifying.
RileyVestal 4 years ago
Please post a vid of it talking slower.. I can hear it now :P
superstormj 4 years ago
I had one of those. Don't know what happened to it.
chrisz71 4 years ago
I have one of these. It talks really sped up though. =(
It really creeps me out at night.
Hizanrue 4 years ago
OMG yay!! Talking Pee-Wee!
xgirlfiendx 4 years ago
Whoa I have this! I didn't know they sold the chair too?!
codeblue13 4 years ago
ok..
ilovevseanpaul34 4 years ago
THAT DOLL RESEMBLES MY SISTER
pashamick 4 years ago
lol wow!! i have 1 of those!! its all worn out though, the voice is
DourifGirl 4 years ago
That doll always creeped me out.
cantslowdown 4 years ago
I have two of the dolls, but only one talks right, the other is messed up
chillycheesesmoothie 4 years ago
lmao!! fuckin monkeys,this commercial is retarded!
newfiefella 4 years ago
i have one
kahnor111 4 years ago
That is awesome. Rad!!!
PortlandDave 4 years ago
Must aquire.
RenardMuldrake 4 years ago
i have this doll still in the box and still talks lol
mmsacchi6189 4 years ago
sounded like David Spade at the end. wierd.
hairybeaverlicker 5 years ago
"you'll go whack-o" hmmm
poolman802 5 years ago
oi
UltimateThanos 5 years ago
holy....i use to have one! i also had the chair, i use to sit in it!!! :)
curiousdanielle2002 5 years ago
kawaii! I want one...
danielcookfan 5 years ago
lol!!
andrwjohc 5 years ago
I still have that doll
ap621 5 years ago
It was interesting to watch the Pee Wee doll vibrate on the female chair. Indeed.
Msdos4 5 years ago
I had this doll when I was a kid. I wanted it so bad and my mother finally caved in and got it for me. A few weeks later I came to regret this - at night the doll mysteriously kept winding up on my bed, and I know I didn't put it there. I became very scared of the doll for this reason(thought it was alive)so I had my mom toss it out in the trash.
steinmiller 5 years ago 2
scary!!!! i hear ya though!
saronkun 5 years ago
I had this doll, when I was younger
djkrueger 5 years ago
Can you take this doll to a porn movie, make it masturbate, then have it arrested?
prausch65 5 years ago
Just let it go.
ToonTownTerrorist 5 years ago
Pee-Wee is king!
gewbu 5 years ago
pee-wee is coocoo
gewbu 5 years ago
oh snaps!
i use to have both of them back in the day!
eransom 5 years ago
So innocent in doll form...compared to his performance in the movie theater *sigh*
CanadianBanker 5 years ago
this sucks sucks sucks sucks
kingbloo92 5 years ago
HEY! Whats that?! HA! made you look!
Msdos4 5 years ago
HAHA thats crazy cool. with the chimps and what not. those people are crazy
buceybee 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nick773 5 years ago
i want one
sorakdh2 5 years ago
True Dat
hellmoose 5 years ago
For some reason this really makes me want one lol!
Redgame 5 years ago
that's Cyndi Lauper
moteloverthere 5 years ago
teehee.
underscores8 5 years ago
Did the sew the pants on? :)
Dreamer2TV 5 years ago