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  • lol minecraft buttsecks

  • 2:57 on the bar for suprise buttsex

  • in the next episode can you make a download for your skyblock survival please jordan

  • 7:14 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • you forgot to put on the aaaarmor sparklez you idiiiiot

  • Make a nether portal

  • Yeah, you can make a spider xp farm...

  • he didnt grab the coco beans

    

  • what if there was a golden apple in the chest

  • how the hell do you find diamonds so easy

  • U can use spiders for xp farms because I did with cave spiders

  • "I keep getting surprise buttsex... mmm..." @7:25, lol.

  • Lol suprise buttsex has 69 likes

  • surprise butt sex? where did that come from?

  • You missed some diamond

  • "OH MY GOD GOLD

    oh wait one sec godda get this other stuff

    HOLY CRAP A CREEPER"

    a daily life of a minecrafter

  • @melperfy ITS MINECRAFTIA

  • try making an automatic wheat farm

  • did he miss the diamond? 14:20

  • Is saw herobrine! At 1.20to24

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  • I NEARLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR. That freakin enderman... 2:56 btw

  • 6:27 redstone

  • So this guy is the minecraft's Guardsman Bob right?

  • @LoCkChIlLe to heal your pet wolf. right click on the wolf.

  • y do u need rotten flesh

  • @NarcosisSaint1987 well then you are pretty fucking delsional.

  • "yes! yes! finaly i found dimonds" *hears something * ssssssssssssssssssssssssss *BOOOM*

  • did he see the redstone

  • wow! wow! suprise butt sex! *geez whats with that enderman he's probaly lonley

  • 4:08 complete revenge moment...

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  • I used to mine with tnt, but then I got an arrow to the knee!

  • Surprise butt sex

  • Woah Surprise Butt Sex! Ok Jordan, ok.

  • He didnt even notice the diamond behind the gold

  • Woah butt sex!

  • get redstone

    

  • I mean, Would say that

  • 3:00 - Score! I knew he wou

  • Lol, 13:50 - gang raped by spiders

  • missed redstone before invisible skeleton attack

  • 7:17 Omg its a ninja zombie!!!!!!!

  • a spider spawner is by my opinion one of the easiest mobs to use for a xp farm

  • lol

    i just wanted the enderman's pearls XD

    Thumbs up if u get what I'm saying!

  • lol the enderman teleaported right befor he got hit

  • Lol. Enderman is a pussy.

  • @pokemunn when are they never pussys though

  • i love how it turns from skyblock to caves:)

  • gahh. suprise buttt sex!!!!!!!!!!!! tee hee

  • ask like the fact that he made armour then didn't put it on

  • computer*?

  • will you donate me a compter?

  • Surprise butt sex you wish

  • Suprise butt sex AND Mushroom Soup!?!?!? How DO you DO it!?!

  • THERE WAZ MORE DIOMOND BEHIND THE GOLD!!!!! >:O

  • Surprise butt sex!

    Lol

  • Did u see more diamond at 0.34 till the end

  • Dont look at him in the eyes O-o

  • Oh my god, *breathe*, it's diamonds!

  • the newest mod: Too Many Spiders lolz

  • WHY U NO PICK UP REDSTONE?

  • lolz...yugioh season 0 abriged joey reference!!!

  • Make a Teapotaing Creepers

    :D

  • look further than just the diamond you can see often theres more just hidden behind other cobble -.-

  • with every day captainsparkels sounds more and more like tobuscus :D

  • 3:00 that scared the shit outa me !!!

  • @Soldbuffalo1 me to.....

  • "that would be extremely unfortunate." * my sister laughs maniacally*

  • Surprise but sex xd

  • he really llikes saying butt

  • 17:44 he toltay grizz in his pants

  • @587180 aur yeh toltay

  • i see someone that cant spell diamond

  • suprise butt sex

  • @Lantis02 yeah

  • It was the good luck sheep

  • 18:10 u mist some dimaond

  • @sammy1fruitninja Is it really so hard to spell 'you' and 'missed' ... I mean really.

  • @sammy1fruitninja that was more gold.

  • i saw the enderman last episode :-)

    

  • lol surprised but sex >_<

  • where is skyblock and all the vidoes you promised us.

  • @joeterry162 that is skyblock -_- he just moved to the main land

  • @denni4851 In his latest vidoes.

    Derp

  • errrr 12:40

    

  • @simbberger anything else?

  • 6:40 know I know you can click instead of right clicking to launch tnt, yay

  • 5:25 "Big Cave System" In my old world, I've seen MUCH MUCH huger

  • "Yes! Gold!" Mines Iron. FAIL

  • you missed some red stone

  • where'd you goAHHHHH suprise buttsecks woah woah that happenedLETS EAT im hungry

  • Where'd you goAHHHH Surprise buttsex XD

  • So he's not araid to go down into a dark, lava filled cave but he's afraid of spiders.

  • How could he not see the redstone about at:6:27

  • I once found one diamond ore so I mined it and it led to 8 other diamonds! so i found a little area with 9 diamonds!

  • Y u no stack bowls!

  • 3:49 CaptainSparklez and the Forty-Seven Torches

    XD

  • TROLOLOLOL!!! at 2:58 WOAH surprise but sex!!

  • say hey to an ender dragon

  • why you not take coca

  • at about 17:04 when he said he should throw the pick in the air imagine if it fell in the lava

  • wow NOW he is scared of enderman

  • I like how he makes an iron chestplate and then doesn't put it on.

  • Attack by Enderman = Sex with Enderman = Buttsex

    Attack by Zombie = Sex with Zombie = ... Necrophilia?

  • WHOA SUPRISE BUTTSEX

  • make a episode ware you find a hero brine

  • butsex.REALLY????

    oh wait...

    butsex=but  sex

    ergo he dosent like surises,but he does like sex.

    Y U ASK ME TO MAKE SMARTS?

    I NO GOOD AT SMARTS!

  • SOOO MUCH BUTTSEX

  • surprise buttsex

    best kind

  • dragons, not diamonds

  • @goldenfleece11 Fail

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  • I spit out my sprite when he turned and started hitting nothing at 6:22! :)

  • SURPRISE BUTTSEX

    

  • He sounds tobuscus sometimes I forget his CS

  • hm.i know a guy who animations (maple sprites n shit pretty epic) named Leo he says SUPRISE BUTT SAX!! too...

  • the lest play thing is not your thing dude

    i like watching you do custom packs , which i noticed ur so good at solving

    skyblock was something nice

    but going in caves , building house is reallyy not ur thing

  • @HattoriTwentyFour I would disagree.. I find him.. Entertaining? Lol i think thats what it is. He always entertains me, just the way he interacts with the enemies like when he says "Surprise Buttsex" Which, obviously, people thought was funny. So, i like him when he does everything. Jus' Sayin' :3

  • OMFG DIAMONDS!!! Woohoo! Yaa--- SSSSSS wat the fu- !BOOM!

  • Strip mine below lvl 13 in lengths of 64 to get diamonds easier and shit loads of iron redstone etc

  • Damn my ocd you didn't dig behind that second lot of diamond to check diagonally in the wall left and right

  • too many ores missed.... CDO MODE ENGAGED!

  • 6:13 zombie wanted a hug

  • Wow! surprise butt sex xD

  • minecraft is scary 78% of the time

  • the other one was a difrent enderman cuz he hit the first one

  • dude you didnt hear the endermen teleported to you then maybe fell in that lava or sufocated

  • suprise but sex xD

    

  • 6:10 and a couple times later he missed the redstone!

  • suprise butt sex

  • hahaha, he needs wood :P

  • If this were only the latest episode I'd tell u to turn your brightness on the highest so u don't use all your torches...

  • Thumbs up if u like diamonds

  • do survival ocean next!

  • i dont know why you call it skyblock anymore

  • i just love the way you say "dudes" it blows my mind

  • It's actually spelt

    'Suprise Buttsecks'

    The meme itself says so!

  • 02:27 I jumped... That Enderman would make a great assassin if he didn't get killed... lol ≡∩W∩≡

  • disregard the internet url in the middle

  • I came to dig dig dig dig I'll build a city oh so big big big big just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig pig pig pig Cook me some bacon and take a swig swig swig swig Yeah, yeah There must be something I can craft To ease the burden of this task Yeah I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes Saying ay-oh, that creeper's KO'd Loot his remains and now his sulphur's mine Saying ay-oh, not today no And then I'll go to work Under the birch tree And I'll make myself Tons of TNT Cause ill use these blo

  • ahh i keep getting surprise butt sex *quiet moan* 07:19

  • an enderman in the first cave i find....every .fucking. time.

  • another goal...? full gold armour?

  • Thumbs up if LIKE the 1 season better than  the 2

  • AHHH SUPRISE BUTSECKS

  • crunchy soup lol

  • Ummmmm wat does this have to do with the skyblock?

  • tip: bring a bucket of water into the cave you can place it above the water and walk on it.

  • LOL SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

  • Lol "Surprise Buttsex!" My little bro watched this series back when it was first being released and he said that it was a quote from this series...and I didn't believe him...

  • diamonds at 11.44

  • Best part at 02:58 ;)

  • @josteinros thats soo RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON

  • i see a redstone but he cant se :D

  • never mind

  • there were diamonds at 1:37

  • Enderzombiecreepermen.

  • " We're going back up 'cuz we need to get wood" lol nice sheldon reference

  • U misted lots of redefine

  • now u can get alot of wool

  • you miss like 5 patches of red stone

  • can u pickup a spawner??

  • @piminator2000 no, it just gets destroyed, you'd have to invedit or use mcedit to move around spawners

  • And now we see captain sparkle's true let's playing style.

  • To quote the genius that is CaptainSparklez, "WAAAAA! SURPRISE BUTT SEX!"

  • Why u no get redstone

  • This video made me laugh. Also Why u no pickup redstonr?

  • why was he worried about torches when he had a lot of coal?!

  • when you see a block of gravel you gotta hit it with a torch! hit that gravel with a torch a torch.

    slyfox