BILL 'KEN BARLOW' ROACHE RAPPING 'J'TAIME TEDDY BEAR'

[Backinblack10001]

I want this

[Rulinator]

Have you got a clean version without the noise and words on the screen?

[jkvocalist]

@Rulinator

Yes. :)

[Rulinator]

@jkvocalist Any chance of uploading it?

[ifyecannydothebouncy]

if I ever meet you i shall kick you in the pants

[jkvocalist]

@ifyecannydothebouncy

LMFAO - the ever brave comments of a child hiding in the internet. :))

[Gavin17259]

I'm scared 8(

[MrSyrett]

Do you seriously think the first minute adds anything to this video? other than mild annoyance that is.

[jkvocalist]

@MrSyrett

:) - lol

Job done

[10aPenny]

omg

[TVloverXx]

what the hell?! hahaha:')

[BarryChuckle9]

those effects are bare shite

[jkvocalist]

@BarryChuckle9

Effects? really! LOL - they really aren't effects :))

[jkvocalist]

@86am

Cheap!!! They cost me 80p!

(i was still robbed)

:))

[decorativeedison]

@86am It certainly would have been. Whatever possesed the uploader to add all that shite to this moment of perfection?

[jkvocalist]

@decorativeedison

To upset you. :)

[jkvocalist]

@decorativeedison

Possessed by the Ghost of Bill Roaches talent.

:)

[AdamSwainston0]

did he even fucking practice this dance?

[kiwibeachdip]

smashing



[monseurkez]

I have no words lmao

[97channel]

Woah!! That's severely disturbing!

[danthewho11]

Brilliant!!!



[dnjp4life]

This is amazing, the sort of thing the internet was made for!

[tjsece]

What the? . . . . . . . . So bad, its brilliant.

[PhoeniXCE]

...What did I just witness?! It's like a bad dream.

[SmartiesLikesTurtles]

OMFG !!! =D AWESOME.

[Biozene]

At 1:37 he says "over to you" lol

[CentralParkWigan]

mc barlow

[innit27]

the guys at the back are the same ones who probably backed Vanilla Ice

[flaxon2]

morning ken

[kimiwhoowhoos]

looks like a fitness class!!!

[RainbowRatatouille]

Omg more scarred than when I saw his head glued onto that of a robber- "Grand theft Barlow"

[kaneda83]

YEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[LadyGrinningSoulDiva]

Sweet Jesus! :-o :-o :-o

[jooooooooooodi]

sickening

[rogerthehat]

come on cassetboy and mr scruff do your magic

i remember thsi when it was 1st one

[jkvocalist]

???

Wah?

lol

[rogerthehat]

yep i saw that classic cassetboy would do some great stuff with it

[rogerthehat]

@jkvocalist yep i saw it on tv it was pure class

[neilam6]

oh my god my eyes! my ears!

[pride4evatc]

tim hanly if you are reading this, thanks for showing me this you wanker

punk>orton

[1KenBarlow]

Are you sure youhave the correct copyrighting for this video. I thought I secured all the documents...

[billfromtopgun]

such a great tv moment ruined by that terrible editing, anyone have the original video?

[jkvocalist]

I have- but this is all ya gonna get so Merrr! lol :)))

[thelatexone]

this is fucking awful!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it

[lambananawoman]

This has ruined my life.

[kookykat1]

While watching this, my mouth slowly dropped open and I was momentarily rendered unable to speak. I now have words:

WTF?!

and

This has made my life.

[mgallachermgallacher]

He Looks Cool!

[jimmywires500]

this is beyond useless & to think he portrays an intellectual in Corrie

[jimmywires500]

couldn't they they waited until Bill had got the shit out of his kecks before starting the video?

[jkvocalist]

@jimmywires500

lmfao at that comment!!

[TheChairsniffer]

@jimmywires500 How the fuck was what you said about getting the shit out of Bill's kecks not the top rated comment?

[jimmywires500]

I didn't think it was that funny until people started to comment on it. To be fair he's probably not such a bad dancer but I know how tough it is to dance around when you are touching cloth and only one fart away from complete oblivion. The way he shimmies across the floor like Mr Blobby on methadone at the start bears all the hallmarks of a man trying to dislodge a brown slug from his buttcrack. Bill really does a magnificent job of holding the rest of his guts in during the song.

[jkvocalist]

@jimmywires500

More horrific than funny. But many people do laugh at it.

[katieleeds]

This is what the internet was made for....

[houlden33]

Sweet

[Jackmasseyfcum]

The word LEGEND is always over-used, but it definetly belongs to Ken Barlow.

[stefanboro]

Cringefest! I couldn't watch the whole thing!

[channelfunk]

I remember this XD Ken Barlow? A rapper? GOD NO! Hilarity overload!

[JediKnight79]

VIVA KEN BARLOW

[zebra55]

Astonishing, I do remember this and thought I'd exagerrated how insane it was but this showed me I didn't "You're very good as an actor" Morrissey would take pride from these 'lyrics'. The guy in brown who sings the Teddy Bear bit thinks hes the man, and this is a surefire hit, you can just tell.

[blackjackbarnet]

I remember seeing this when I was a student. No one else I know saw it and I had come to believe that I'd just made it up in some hungover nightmare. Its just as cringe-wrothy as I recall.

[wotsinyourbag1974]

Shit man, i remembered this for some reason today and thought i'd search for it on the off chance it was on here! And there it was!! As incredible as i remember it being! WTF WAS HE THINKING?! nice rap roach!! cock.

[ehansen3]

Tit Perv 2:o8 hahaha

[cheesychunks]

Ok, can't wait! Then I'll put a video of you getting your friends to defend you on a sad Youtube comments page. Then a video of you killing yourself by erotic autoasphixiation involving tights and farm animals.

[jkvocalist]

Excellent. lol.

[miningram]

Would have been better without all the shite over the top of it.....

[jkvocalist]

Eat my arse!! lol

[Rippershammer]

yeah 'miningram' eat all our arses then kiss ya mum.

Film it and post it! lol.

[miningram]

I would love to, but unfortunately I have no teeth. Neither does my Mother incidentally, who also thinks you ruined a perfectly good video by being an arrogant spunkbag and putting yourself all over it in a sad attempt at getting some recognition. An attempt which even goes as far as to post links to this shit on other video's comments pages.

Poor cretins, Fuckin shit for brains and the childish demeanor of a two year old orangutan with dysentry.

[jkvocalist]

lol- hit a sore nerve didn't i.

ha ha!

ooh look i'm famous for being on a youtube ken Barlow video- ha ha get a grip on reality! ha ha!

[miningram]

You say that lol, but it's you that posted it everywhere, not me. Good luck in your quest for fame.

[jkvocalist]

I posted it because it exists no where else!

And some people find it amusing.

Sorry you didn't enjoy it- lots of other videos online to watch instead.

Gotta go, my agents here- i'm adding graphics of my floating face over a Britney song so i can be really famous.

Take care.

[jkvocalist]

Love this part especially-

"Arrogant spunkbag" - Genuinely funny.

"Two year old Orangutan with dysentry" lol.

Love it- why can't other people be this creative with their insults. - and i mean it, it's not a pissy comment. That's why i'm going to leave it on the page. Latrz JK

[nicck]

You have to admitt "only one way out" was pretty funny!

[jkvocalist]

Cheers m8.

Didn't think the silly graphics would cause so much fuss!! lol

[FrankGallagher1982]

"The elderly heart-throb, who has played dull Ken Barlow in the soap since 1960, is even reduced to humiliating night club appearances where he does "bump 'n' grind" shows with young dancing girls to the tune Danse L'Amour." - LMFAO!!

5*

[jkvocalist]

The vocalist !!! is called Muhammed! Ha Ha! can anyone else see the funny irony with him singing 'Let me be your Teddy bear!?' Ha ha! After all that Teddy bear naming fuss!!

[Rippershammer]

Ha ha! yeah- he's a fucking retard that bloke!!

[petemacarthur]

fucking ace! that sucked so bad, brilliant!

[Rippershammer]

This is sick! This is the full uncut version never shown on TV.

I've seen the versions on worst music moments etc- but this is raw and nasty! Be warned!! lol

Surprised this hasn't been banned!

Where's my hammer?

[kesacoy]

bill roache m.b.e o.b.e d.v.d for prime minister - i like your current talking mr simpson

[bielby08]

you twat you nicked my sign in name asswipe. whats the password i hane forgotern it. bill roache and you'll love it for sure!

[jkvocalist]

??? In the words of DeNiro

"You talkin' to me?"

Not sure what you are on about!

[TallDarkAndDashing]

This was featured on Best Ever Worst Dancing Moments last night.

[jsmall94]

damn! i regret missing that programme! <:(

[jkvocalist]

it certainly was- but in a cut / shortened way-

this is the uncut nastiness in all its glory!

enjoy

[jkvocalist]

@TallDarkAndDashing

A small part of it was yes- with commentary over it- here is the full awfulness uncut. :)

Thanks for viewing.

[jsmall94]

WHOA, HANG ON A SEC!

did bill.....just say cunt....in a morning programme? :O

[xxkallzxx]

WTF lol??

[jsmall94]

AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!!

[zangief]

hADUUUUUkEN Barlow...

Brilliant.

CORONATION STREET FIGHTER 2 clips on my channel

[gtfolurkers]

Fergal Hunter is a cunt.

[Lovemarkowen12]

has anyone got any good vid of Michelle?

[born1for1this]

i fucking love ken xD now i feel complete seeing this xD!

[SophiieRXD]

This has to be the funniest Coronation Street vid ive ever seen on youtube..

LMAO

[southamptonboy85]

fucking amazing!!!! ken barlow ur a fucking wanker and i have no idea why u put up with deidres shit!!

[vaasboot]

What a bunch of cunts

[misterfisherman]

i remember when ken barlow did a bit of escort work in a few episodes or working as a rentboy for short.

[EightDiagrams]

Incredible.

[nahpop1]

WTF!!

[LetsGoLakersVideos]

LMAO.

[asifsmartie]

wonderful and yes boring

hahahahahaha

[cjmacdonald1989]

that black guy must have died inside

[jkvocalist]

I think he was white- he just disguised himself so wouldn't end his career.-

I think a little of all of us dies on each view!! CRINGE!!!!! LOL

[Rippershammer]

Insane- this is sick!

Funny! what an idiot!!

I'll look out for the CD single- a must own for silliness reason- wonder what the b-side is!!??

Out of key and miming- the recording must have been mad!