I wasn't impressed with this scene, or the episode for that matter, but pilots always suck and I do love this show. But that first episode... Did NOT care for it.
the only thing i would criticize about the show is that the 'im-up-for-a-fuck-anytime' girls he so casually sleeps every episode with is a tad exaggerated lol its like he's living in a porn film. i watch the show for the humour (like this clip showed) and the drama with his family and friends and stuff. its very original in that way
@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard im not even *a* man, let alone *the*. but going along with the intent of your comment and the female equivalent to what you consider to be 'the man', i guess we can conclude that im not a whore
@TheRohkan Holy shit I completely agree! Horrible actress. The whole time she's just trying to look pretty as opposed to giving her character..some fucking character!
@TheRohkan You know what though? I love this show so much but the last two seasons have been garbage. I loved the first two, first one is always the best of anything usually. But the fourth season was really disappointing.
i think i may have agree with you there. i feel that they lost there way with the 2nd and 3rd season. i dont know how put in words but all i know is that i only watch senes from seaon 1 over and over again.
He just doesn't care. His ego is put to the forfront. He looks so bad. Goes to a dinner in a black T, black eye and greasy hair. If I were a woman hoping to impress a man, I'd have walked out, seeing a man in his shape. And if he opened his mouth and said one disrespectful word. . I'd be out of there. That's why I hate DD in this role. He doesn't have to be Mulder but I hate seeing the absolute opposite. A grung, have sex with anyone king. Yuck. AID's is calling.
@preput wtf is wrong with you? it's all about having fun while watching hank!!! who gives a shit about your fucking comment!!, guys like you poisened every single page on the internet with their "you guys write crap" kind of thing!!! look for something else rather than juge what people are writing out there, looser!!!
love this series..i hope too it will be more seasons because the action is fucking great and the actor..ooooo the actor...he succeded to leave us speechless(at least with me functioned)..he's damn great..good job for all those who worked on this film:)
Show is absolutely genius. I don't know for sure but if i had to guess i'd say David at least has some input if not all on writing the lines for that show because this IS his real personality and sense of humor in his real life personified into a character. He had the same exact sense of humor on X-Files as well and probably ad-libs a lot. This motherfucker is the man, he's the only male actor that I be all googley eye'd over, he is truly genius.
Best Hank scene.
johnman025 2 weeks ago
like a boss
91Tribual 1 month ago
Perfect cold read
MrSmashman1981 2 months ago
I wasn't impressed with this scene, or the episode for that matter, but pilots always suck and I do love this show. But that first episode... Did NOT care for it.
tehUBERn00blet 3 months ago
god i would have banged the shit out of that red head
za1pp 3 months ago
nailed it....
moderator67 4 months ago
the only thing i would criticize about the show is that the 'im-up-for-a-fuck-anytime' girls he so casually sleeps every episode with is a tad exaggerated lol its like he's living in a porn film. i watch the show for the humour (like this clip showed) and the drama with his family and friends and stuff. its very original in that way
joystixxify 4 months ago
@joystixxify that's what happens when you're the man. you clearly aren't
BeardAxeMcAxeBeard 3 months ago
@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard im not even *a* man, let alone *the*. but going along with the intent of your comment and the female equivalent to what you consider to be 'the man', i guess we can conclude that im not a whore
joystixxify 3 months ago
@joystixxify oh. you're a woman who is not a whore. i actually understand your point of view in that case
BeardAxeMcAxeBeard 3 months ago
in real life he would totally failed it
Spiderosmaniac 5 months ago 3
That redhead is the most irritating character and face in the show!!
TheRohkan 7 months ago
@TheRohkan Holy shit I completely agree! Horrible actress. The whole time she's just trying to look pretty as opposed to giving her character..some fucking character!
shogun996 7 months ago
@shogun996 i don't think she did a good job looking pretty either...haha
TheRohkan 6 months ago
@TheRohkan You know what though? I love this show so much but the last two seasons have been garbage. I loved the first two, first one is always the best of anything usually. But the fourth season was really disappointing.
shogun996 6 months ago
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deepakvjoshi 7 months ago
who is this redhead??? looks like kirsten dunst look a like..
deepakvjoshi 7 months ago
Mulder hunches are excellent
muchohumpty 7 months ago
hmmmm this is like the scene in Sherlock Holmes... only she threw wine in his face via wat happened here.... lol
VampireLoverSam 9 months ago
She was fucking asking for it.
KZbleach 9 months ago
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I thought she would go for that. That was a quality speech.
robair9911 9 months ago
The writers of this show are brilliant!!!! Best damm show Showtime has ever produced!!!!! Hank is the shit!!!!!!!!!!
jasonbear72 9 months ago
Gotta watch this series some time this year...
mwilliamsonquotes 11 months ago
He just went Will Hunting on her ass.
wuzcloopin 11 months ago 4
"Tomorrow's another day". That phrase is reoccurring on this show.
muribes 11 months ago
so amped for new season!!!!!
nycjosh300 1 year ago
This was the funniest scene ever! Rotflmao!
comedicstuff 1 year ago
mann i love Californication sooo fuckin funny
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anniesix4six 1 year ago
finger banged her cat !!!!!!!!
ha ha ha
smartanu18 1 year ago 5
i think i may have agree with you there. i feel that they lost there way with the 2nd and 3rd season. i dont know how put in words but all i know is that i only watch senes from seaon 1 over and over again.
sharma180 2 years ago
Q about S01E02
There was a scene where Hank was at the bar with a lady (from that magazine?). She told him sth like "you are .. you have heart, balls, style..
How exactly was that quote???!! I really need to know this one and I haven't found that anywhere.
MrAntman13 2 years ago
I love that she has small tits!!!
SarahisNifty31 2 years ago
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He just doesn't care. His ego is put to the forfront. He looks so bad. Goes to a dinner in a black T, black eye and greasy hair. If I were a woman hoping to impress a man, I'd have walked out, seeing a man in his shape. And if he opened his mouth and said one disrespectful word. . I'd be out of there. That's why I hate DD in this role. He doesn't have to be Mulder but I hate seeing the absolute opposite. A grung, have sex with anyone king. Yuck. AID's is calling.
Songsmirth 2 years ago
I hope you're not an English teacher.
snuggl3s 2 years ago
@Songsmirth What did u say?!?
Kate2ski 2 years ago
haha "you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat"
wendigo122 2 years ago 108
the lamest remark gets the most credit. sheep.
preput 2 years ago
@preput wtf is wrong with you? it's all about having fun while watching hank!!! who gives a shit about your fucking comment!!, guys like you poisened every single page on the internet with their "you guys write crap" kind of thing!!! look for something else rather than juge what people are writing out there, looser!!!
kaiba125 1 year ago 7
nothing like insighful people..
cigarsntunnels 2 years ago 4
i think this is the best show, i saw the first 2 episodes of the third season... not soo good, hope it gets better
CoDeMaSter08 2 years ago
First season= fucking awesome
2nd season= alright
3rd season= downright sucks
I hope they get it right the next one.
dickkwikkwek 2 years ago
As a straight male, I have a major "man crush" for Hank Moody... Men wants to be him and women want to be with him
MrDuval81 2 years ago 12
haha same here , he is just 2 awesome
n00kz 2 years ago 3
americas next top model that show is fierce lmao i love it!!!!!!!
DAyfromsims 2 years ago 4
Best show ever.
OrginalKork 2 years ago 5
This scene is hilarious.
BadassMMA 2 years ago 6
waiter? garcon? someone?
aryanstallyan 2 years ago 8
brilliant. too bad brilliant costs extra these days.
bearswilleatme 2 years ago
when does season 3 come out?
Zionistsdid911 2 years ago 2
2009 sept:S i cant wait
Pijer19 2 years ago 4
ROFL "You're giving that look like I fingerbanged your cat".
dickkwikkwek 2 years ago 8
ROFL
BIGDADDYF50 2 years ago
Owned.
richiebabe24 2 years ago 3
"Guilty...guilty as charged."
Ha ha ha!!
Well...she *did* ask for it.
chaynsaw21 3 years ago 10
owned, man!!!!!
phoebus0000 3 years ago
he crushed that girl
fbfiveohv3 3 years ago 2
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So this is what this stupid show is all about?
cpu64 3 years ago
like I finger-banged your cat....that made me laugh so hard I cried, I'm making a point to try to use that one
RickAstleyForever 3 years ago 9
This is a kickass show, which is why it's on Showtime and not shitty typical cable.
surfingsuicune 3 years ago 8
cable is still better then reg network. It's able to get away with 10 X the ammount of shit than other shows.
JackLivesTogether 3 years ago
She is so boring
sascha1Musik 3 years ago 2
duchovny is beautiful love mulder
malina642 3 years ago
he treated the shit outta her
BeastoftheBeasts 3 years ago
I love this series!
Duchovny is great in his role.
He is a very good actor!!!
PrinceAJStyles 3 years ago 6
Hank Moody is my idol. I wish one day I can be half the man he is!
dmb7941 3 years ago 2
that was brutal! lol I couldn't believe he said that.
jforjustification 3 years ago
I heard they almost cancelled before the first season was up. Glad they actually pulled through. Best comedy out there.
domtown75 3 years ago 61
Indeed, indeed!
There's no tv shows I like more than Californication and Sopranos.
Best of the bestestest!
xzec 3 years ago 4
David Duchovny Rules!
Leah138703 3 years ago 6
LOL 'totally she got it!!'
hahahahaha
NIIICEE!!
xfiles4dsoul 3 years ago
This show rocks...too funny, and too true...
mecfc 3 years ago 4
love this series..i hope too it will be more seasons because the action is fucking great and the actor..ooooo the actor...he succeded to leave us speechless(at least with me functioned)..he's damn great..good job for all those who worked on this film:)
10olivia 3 years ago
hank is fucking awesome....my idol
saint50542816 4 years ago 7
Show is absolutely genius. I don't know for sure but if i had to guess i'd say David at least has some input if not all on writing the lines for that show because this IS his real personality and sense of humor in his real life personified into a character. He had the same exact sense of humor on X-Files as well and probably ad-libs a lot. This motherfucker is the man, he's the only male actor that I be all googley eye'd over, he is truly genius.
WickFromWackbag 4 years ago 65
I know I would so do Hank!
N2thenite 4 years ago 4
GENIUS - WAYYYYYY TO GO HANK !!!
IndioFreak 4 years ago
Unfortunately, I don't get cable. I don't suppose there's any chance they will put this on Fox? After all, the X-Files was on Fox.
jokr8790 4 years ago
Duchovny is fucking awesome as Hank Moody in this fucking show. "Like I finger banged your cat." How fucking hilarious.
laurenhooba 4 years ago 7
you r soo fukin right!!! hope there iz a seoson 2
samanthachainey 4 years ago
getting your asshole bleached..that's fucking HILARIOUS.
djwithnoname 4 years ago
This show is hilarious. I saw this ep on ShowLinks(.)tv
Its comical how much he gets laid. Seriously. LOL? LOL.
iknowyouin2007 4 years ago
I watched this on Five in the UK last night - excellent.
Was Hank harsh? Probably.
Did she ask for it? Without a doubt!
LOL.
Eclipse2582 4 years ago
u r the man hank
thegraveytrain 4 years ago
Great show. He gets so much p-s-y. Lucky guy!
steventarr2111 4 years ago
Duchovny is brilliant as Hank Moody. I don't know how he can be such a jackass and still be a lovable character!? So great!
curstkate 4 years ago 3
Its a simple concept- Women generally love arrogant, jackasses-one of the greatest mysteries of life
MackTheKnife12 4 years ago 5
Is not a mistery , women like them cause they get annoyed a lot easyer then man.lworld's faster to a woman!dodn't you know?
claudja777 4 years ago 3
Oh yes i do, and let's not forget the fact that when it's all said and done we're usually good in the sack, don't you know? heheh
MackTheKnife12 4 years ago 3
I do know that too
claudja777 4 years ago