Portal Test 18

[Rukhir]

Holy shit, I just started playing Portal for the first time today and even I know that you suck serious donkey balls.

[derekde2]

IM MAD AT YOU NOW!! LEAR HOW TO PLAY!!! ima go watch onother tutorial -.-

[whity199190]

lol this was so frustrating to watch

[diego125able]

LOL 1:44

[Darksunskateboards]

@casket56 haha lol it isnt!!!!!

[ShallWePlayGBA]

Does she say 'bathed' or 'baked'?

[imaymakemakeyoutired]

why is the avatar a girl? Can't you change?

[catbuster101]

@imaymakemakeyoutired No, you can't, that's the main character. Yes, it's a girl.

[flimda]

It would be a better guide if you didn't keep going wrong lol

[MisterVercetti]

0:11 - She warned y'all ahead of time.

Don't know why everyone's so damn shocked.

[SpyroVersusRed]

Ur ment to use alternating portals for the second bit fuckfacetard

[SuperJimtorres]

glados says you will be bake

[mr101ish]

the room with the turrets was really hard for me lol. i was on it for ages trying to get the ball in when i thought of using the camera as a boost to jump and hit the button >:D the correct way - nil  my 'unique' idea - 10 million :p

[pitrek06]

test 18 is the hardest for me (sorry for bad english i'm polish)

[ghostnr2]

he knew more or less how to go so i'm sure this was not the first time he beat this game

[halo3masterofall]

What is the CAKE?

[Let0pe]

@halo3masterofall A LIE!!!

[halo3masterofall]

@Let0pe Oh....

[Skylele1]

nooooob

[TheGreatestBee]

@fludd121 In soviet russia, Vital testing apperatus destroy YOU!

[ahloube]

The cake is a lie!

[wanyeelee28]

you'll be baked, and there will be cake. lol. i love this quote

[W11BO1]

9:13

Epiphany.

[Treazurer]

don't eat the cake

don't eat the cake

don't eat the cake

:))

[esheep4]

thanks i was stuck on that first bit

[alibuba555]

How do i put this...

YOU STINK

[jabberman3000]

lol and then their well be cake

[OriginalLemming]

Appreciate the walkthrough, but I noticed you died a lot and didn't bother to edit it out, plus you could have edited out the continuous mistakes.. er nevermind, good walkthrough.

[tomobkr]

@OriginalLemming he never said it was a walkthrough :P plus he uploaded these a few days after the games release so thats the reason why they are unedited. just one persons first attempt unaltered

[TetrisAnimeOtaku]

the cake is a lie

[babbyboo852]

" Are You Still There" .... It's Kinda Creepy :P

[goldenluigi64]

good vid, but prepare yourself a little more.

[SonicSpeedy862]

wat the cake 4?

[SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI]

lol

[CrveniGavran]

at the button part (the really annoying part) I went all: "FUCK THIS! im nocliping there!" I just couldn't fucken do it it so fricken annoying, at some momnets I hate Valve -.-

[PeachFan2262]

Wait! You don't want me for your cake!

I'm not delicious!

[danielign9]

hes done it way longer at the last part. he had to go back to the big drop every time.

[TehPwnator]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[Mathia5]

Te Cake no is a lie.

[coco234543]

VALVE FTW!

[MisterTTG]

A clumsy and inelegant solution to that final puzzle, but damn it all if it didn't work. XD

[darkderek100]

lol at around 1:11 hes like wtf did i just hit?

[lieutenantValera]

this has got to be the toughest level

[ChiripaProductions]

This one is harder then test 19

[peppercat1515]

ok. now who payed to build this crazy place?

[kidnomor]

Lol. Yeah.

[XXXmasterchongXXX]

hahahaha 3:44 dont go down lol

[frutyflys]

the enrichment center reminds you when the test is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake

[injectedxoxo]

lol i thought it said "Bathed" the first time i heard it, then i saw the fire pit ^_^

[BluePhantom83]

So basically your the cake? O.o

[thesourcewizard]

so, WERE ALL A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[einarje]

lol

[Robbosstudio]

I miss the cube

(sniff) :*(

[majoraswrath132]

He said he would stab me.

[videodude1919a]

this one is complicated

[birkinsmith88]

Ack, watching this level is honestly starting to make me feel alittle ill...

[RBWrestling]

Cant wait till the 2nd one comes out I want more cake lol

[Phantom034]

Zee cake is a lie!

[Anghorn32]

there really was a cake

[3atr]

wtf is up with the cake?

[True666devil]

thank you for 3:41 took me so long to figure out XD.

[Plantinus]

How come companion cube doesn't have hearts on it anymore? D:

[nexxam1011]

because it's not a wheighted companion cube but a wheighted storage cube :D

[xNEUMANNx]

Thanks I couldn't beat this level.

[stakeee]

then film it smartass

[reapercussions]

It's too bad you can't add "speaks English" to your list of achievements, too.

[pendrive4]

Love this game! thanks dcjoedog!5/5!

[longuestsoloever]

thanks man u r samart

[JakeWantsYouDead]

Another thing about the door that you have to keep mashing the button to keep open. Jump in the box, and it will open and let you out. For me it stayed open and I didn't have to do anything at that part.

[jpto5]

good good 4/5

[chaoticpix93]

I found an easier way of doing this without the energy field thing!

[crazystuffproduction]

"you will be baked and then there will be cake" SO WAIT IM THE CAKE !!! ???????

nooooooooooo hope she forgets to frost me and i hope shes over bakes me ! dry cake...

[pivotninja9]

beat it thanks so much

[pivotninja9]

hey thanks for posting this im on the same part and i beat i thanks

[MontanoNick]

i never beat test 18 before and i am only 6!

[reapercussions]

Shut up, little dick.

[zomgthissux]

the cake is a lie!

[Str1k3rrr]

3:44 -> You fck yourself =( I've done it more easy ))) Just jump to the button via portal, the jump on the opening door, make blue portal on the wall. When energy ball comes, just jump back on the button and press it ;)

[chaoticpix93]

it took forever on this. I destroyed the turrets, then I went through and created a portal on the wall thing that goes up. On the side to the right (if you're facing the cubes) there is a small drop platform that you can propell yourself with. Grab the cube jump on the thing and get inside the one chamber below by creating a portal and exit the same way.

[gabrielbelmont]

why you going so slow?

i dont think this video is a walk-through. i think the player is reading a walk-through as he/she is going lol

[Mathew47]

OUUUCH! THE TEST IS OVER!

[happykoala4]

What exactly is he trying to do at 9:55

?

[GUATAF0K]

13:45 -> Fuck yeah! XD

[Singalong1881]

real fucking subtle GLaDOS.."you will be baked and then there will be cake" almost didnt quite catch that!

[AnimeGamr]

Oh damn... I'd be lost as hell if I were put in a room like this! XD

[siemka321]

i hate this test this test is really hard it took me like an hour to complete this test

[jumaunji]

when i get this game i might noclip this lvl.

[gtmsnba13]

lol!☺ (11:29-11:34)

[thermaheat123]

i need to explain this you shoot a blue one then an orange one then you fall throught the orange then when your in the air shoot a orange then a blue then a orange

[thermaheat123]

you need to look around your suroundings before you start if you looked you could of saw the floor you fall and shoot at

[Snoops6]

lol @ GLaDOS's "ex-per-OO-mant"

[guiltyspartan117]

R U playing on Xbox360 or PC

[NagisaSohru]

it must be an XB360, he got an achievement earlier.

[GoriathX]

fairly certain the whole series is PC as in the early levels it tells you Mouse 1 and Mouse 2 for portal controls

[KukaiJr666]

wow this seems like a hard level.

[geonosis34]

aw man that was just unlucky when u fell in the water

[bioanarchism]

it is how the mind perceives things. for wiiboy3 to say that his uncle has a degree in physics/programming - i am sad to say that your uncle's mind has conformed to the natural laws of physics that we all know of.

remember - there is no spoon.

[hylianbrawler]

I don't see how this game was difficult for people. :/

I'm in the EIGHT GRADE and beat it in less than a day.

[LPRalph]

nice finish. now go attend that seminar!

[Yazur]

Wow, great. I've been stuck on this level for ages. I missed the drop on the edge. :P

[Dimentio128]

As much as I would love to taste the elusive cake, I actually don't really care for it.

...It goes "right through me" every time. =p

Go ahead, say, "Too much information".

[Fuckmann]

i want cake!

[odinpower]

Watch out are the bad turets that say cute things:D

[odinpower]

Watch out are the bad turets that say cute things:D

[KionaBarcado]

wow...i spent about an hour trying to figure that out...thx dude...i feel stupid now :( lol

[wiiboy3]

don't feel stupid, this game is way hard, my uncle has the orange box on 360, and he couldn't make it past this part, and he has a degree in physics! (or programming, i forgot)

[EblotheHedgehog]

It's supposed to make you feel that way; it's a strategy game.

[Hyrulianguy]

no its not, its a puzzle game

[jonus63]

LOL at 2:48!

[Xbox360danslayer]

Question :?: What type of cake? xD

[JWBails]

Question:?: why do you always say everything twice

[JWBails]

Question:?: why do you always say everything twice

[Xbox360danslayer]

Its appears to have a been a glitch, xD

[thecheat989]

this one is so fun

[atakany]

oh shi- for 10:00

[bsskierxD]

i havn't played portal, but i think it's not good to die all the time

[atraz]

In the end you die less than any other FPS ga,e you play.

ty for the walkthrough. i was stuck here ^^

[epyon542]

u kno if u alternate between reg and blue portals as ur going up the stairs you wiil go alot faster. just some friendly advice

[Alexzanderxxzx]

i won this game in a haour and a half soz about the selling mistakes

[Mastumaty]

if you don't want to see, just skip!!

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

I put this in like 3 over vids, but ur sucking pretty bad :P

[lm108]

did someone say cake!

[notaninvaildname]

Yes, we want cake and beverages!!!

[KeNNeYg22]

i beat portal in a hour. I used my noclip gun.

[TheRedNationStates]

I had mixed feelings about Test 18. I hated the first part with the button, but I loved the last bit because I love flinging myself.

[GLaDOSv2]

why did you keep on destroying my-- *static* eyes?

[mrchris1997]

bc she is kiling peolpe!!!

[320025680]

2008 another year another 1,000 us dollars in games

[320025680]

at 4,ooo kelvin

[groni87]

the player isn't really good ^^'

[dcjoedog]

That makes me a SAAAAAAD panda.

[IIXXGaaraXXII]

PANDA LAWL

[EvilTediz597]

When the music plays, I start thinking "What what, in the butt"! It sounds like the beginning of Samwell's song "What What in the Butt"

[sonicspeed987]

if i had a dollar for everry "testing appartus" you destroyed

[dcjoedog]

You'd have 33 dollars :)

[sonicspeed987]

heh heh =3

[janna25]

hahahaha~<3

[sonicspeed987]

Muahahahahaha!!!!1 XD

[Yokuji]

"The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The enreachment center is required to remind you that you will be baked. And then you will be cake." xDDD

[HoBoMoBob]

For more information, please attend the electrical safety seminar. lol

[helemaalbigT]

i tried to install this game, but my Ati mobility radion grafics card needs a new driver; sadly non of those on the website work... can anyone helkp please?

[battleship92]

portal(dot)wecreatestuff(dot)c­om/portal(php) is the flash version of this game

[awesomepizzabox]

lol. you will be baked. then there will be cake.

[Nicknack98]

does that mean you will be cake?

[1Xzibit]

NO in the end they will try do drop you in to fire

[Garrison64]

I do that last part without ever going back to the beginning. Just alternate portals as you go up. Shoot out of one, place the next alternate one, fall back down through the original and pop out the next one up. Repeat that to the top.

[PlasteredDragon]

In the room with the platforms, it isn't necessary to keep jumping back to the entrance & leap off the ledge again.

When you leap off the ledge and emerge from the portal on the s1t platform you will sail up with all your momentum and then back down just as fast. If the portal on the platform is blue, simply make a new orange portal on the next platform when you are at the apex of your bounce, then when you drop back down you will be transported to the next platform.  And so forth...

[dcjoedog]

yeah, that's what I do now, but back then this is how I ended up doing it LOL

[razelinfinity]

well when i did it i didnt think to take time and do this i as soon as u first open that slanted wall thing i immediatly did the flying thin to the cube and came back inside before the thing went down

[doyouhavedrift]

you will be baked and there will be cake? why is that??? i wonder how i taste liek as cake...

[etherealfrog112]

O noez a death at 1:46

[ColdEgg31594]

"you will be baked?"

[AlexVita]

This level drove me friggin insane, to the point I wanted to crush the controller in my angry, angry hands. As you've proved though, it's possible, just a real pain in the nuts.

[OMFGMOO]

wow this game takes thought

[tofuoni]

I can't believe you recorded this when you obviously didn't know how to solve it yet.

[dcjoedog]

I knew, but I did it slowly

also having ot remember was a bitch LOL

[Tallacus]

there will be cake? hot dog! i am there!

[Solidpit]

But you will be baked!

[iman7godiswithus]

Anyone know where in the game the "the cake is a lie" message. Or at least a video.

[VervenDash]

Uh, it's everywhere... in very obvious locations... you can't miss it.

[kilo1993]

that robot voice says the most random stuff

[oOEPICOo]

you can do this without getting the box at all...you just grab a turret and get it stuck in the door

[dmoath]

I'm stuck in this level but in advanced mode, i've been unable to drop all the turrents without the power ball :S