Cautionary Tales Of Swords #2

[killerbeans1981]

And then tons of other crazy shit happens!

[foodgarbage]

what the hell do you mean swords don't kill asians? ninja and chinese use a lot of different swords

[deekante]

"They'll fuckin' slice a baby in half."

[HeyLookItsASpah]

where can I purchase this book?

[1414141dc]

Stop saying fuck so much u geezer

[TheMerlinOfAR]

I think this guy secretly wants to marry a sword.

[ThePatriots1993]

Stories that will really Fuc*k you up, that sounds like a Hell'of a book to me. lol

[ThePatriots1993]

"Oh and now I have a fuc*ing God damn mustache" LOL

[attheveryend]

Music at the end is from the movie Gattaca

[baDoom111]

You're racist if you think swords don't kill asians too.

[baDoom111]

You're racist if you think swords don't kill asians too.

[CameraStudios550]

Best story ever I will listen to that guy.

[DaceFXLance]

3 years and still funny.

[grabitgee]

Well, that was the most fucked up story of all time

[GameBeatenakaKevinS]

SWORDS.......SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN.

[SteeleInd]

Turn on subtitles and watch this video. Haha deaf people would be so fucking confused by this.

[InformationPollution]

Why the fuck does this only have 34,000 views? This is one of the most brilliant things I have ever seen. And not just on youtube!

[chedder72]

4 people are going to be killed by swords

[Darkplagueangel]

I almost pissed myself watching the first one haha this is to good

[JintaiThe3rd]

MAILTIME

[Yorsefener]

oh look! its the icon of "new world computing" game company, it was awsome!

[ScourgeForever]

I'm the 33,333 viewer... This is unrelated, but true. Also, stay away from swords. They'll fucking cut you wide open!

[IThinkTheresAHarpo]

This video was the most amazing thing you fuck faces have ever seen!

[killthefakes666]

Alot of Asian sword-related deaths are suicides, which wouldn't really be accidents. Also, I like the "Moonlight Sonata" at the beginning of the trailer for the most fucking awesome movie I've seen in months.

[killthefakes666]

Alot of sword-related Asian deaths are suicides, which wouldn't really be accidents.

[vorderbruggen]

rarely wen i type lol do i litteraly lol, i loled several tymes.

[DonerciHussam]

fucking ace

[foodgarbage]

let's count how many f-word he said

oh i'm an asian by the way, whooooooodaaaaaaaaa!

[spiritual101]

0:44 - 1:22

I know I've heard that song before. Who wrote it?

[ultragameguy]

SWORDS WILL FUCKING SLICE A BABY IN HALF

[wyliesong]

@ultragameguy A Story of Redemption.

[hotiskool]

This is for America!

[TheWhoracle]

I keep watching these videos over and over and i keep laughing its great

[howtofold190]

fymfah im a asian (lol over 7 thousand asians die each year but f*** you)

[etlich]

That Asian is an amazing actor, that scene almost made me cry. BRAVO!

[niksechtniks]

''fack''

[MightyGlitterous]

"And now I have a goddamn moustache too."

[EverDownward]

KING FUCKING ARTHUR, AND A GODDAMN ALIEN.

[knarfster]

Funniest damn thing ever

[ridinthethreyedtiger]

i fuckin love this video so much

[DaceFXLance]

This video's fucking gay.

Oh shit, I lied.

[HCIIX]

This made me laugh so hard that my side

WAS FUCKING SPLIT WIDE OPEN

[ridinthethreyedtiger]

this is probably the best parody video on youtube I have ever seen.

only 21k views? pffft...

[Werwurf666]

Hey Asian, look out for that sword!!! LOL

[LelricS]

I'd pay to see that movie.

[LelricS]

Oh shit, I lied again.

[AkaBob22]

DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH SWORDS!

[AnarchPrince]

What music is that towards the end?

[Tidusover14]

Oh, and now I have a god damn mustache.

[ToonLinkRules]

0:44 xDDDDD

[meshuggahfan]

LMFAO! had to comment again, great use of the sad ass music from Gattaca during 3:30.

[meshuggahfan]

the most amazing thing you fuck faces have ever seen. That fucking line is a classic. HAHAHA!

[FTWINZOR]

lol babies

[kayleighplusjonas]

piss

[oranlikesnoodles]

Hey Asian watch out 4 that Sword!

[13Twists]

1:08 omfuggingod look at the blood

[MrDangerDoom]

Asian death. Best. Death. Ever!

[boeing747airbusa380]

OVER 9000!!

[FoxxWolfe]

Did you know over 7000 Asians die each year in sword related accidents? I sure didn't lol

[plaparen]

Not in battle?

DISHONOR!!

[Merkataratapusatat]

This is great

[videogamenostalgia]

I would see that movie

[videogamenostalgia]

actually, I'm pretty sure swords don't kill Asians

[ItsAidanJames]

what's that music from!? Lol.

[PokinfunatU]

Who is Jim Dangello and why is Jellohead sucking up to Paul Southern at Sword Buyers Guide?

Nice video and informative. Who is Frank and is he related to Jim Dangello?

[PublicDisgrace2]

Depopulate the world of skateboarding little scum. Give them a sword and watch then kill themselves. Heh! heh! hahahahahaha! Give their bodies to a medical school and collect $60.00 cash for each one of these little unwanted shits!

[birdmatt67]

LOL

[Lexicon1971]

Hey ASIAN look out for that sword!!!

[Xacutna]

This would have been a great show on spike or comedy centeral (to name a few)

as for the movie that would have been amazing.

[coldsaint87]

love how you guys used the music from Gattaca and Road to perdition hh

[southrnfriedwolf]

The music is priceless, along with everything else

[Skai2O]

you know all, he does have a point. swords do fucking kill people in accidents

those reenactments are funny though :P

[demarek]

Anybody knows what the piece of music that plays between 2:40 and 3:20 is? (bach, mozart, what is it?)

[Coodoo1134]

Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

[demarek]

You rock :)

Thanks a lot, appreciate it!

[oldgregers]

swords fucking kill asians too!

[kimberly161]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[InvalidUniverse]

"Oh shit, I lied again."

[Uatarreu]

Swords will fucking slice your baby in half

[ilikepussy111]

did he have the mustache last time?

[KilroyNZ]

Nope