MST3K - Final Justice (part six)

[slickksmith]

I love how animated the robots are during this entire chase sequence. Namely Crow at 1:17

[GialloHorror]

"A giant baby in a hat"

"A shaved bear!"

"Breasts a little bigger than hers"

"Let's watch him Q-tip his ears now"

[MrWoodywoodward27]

if he tracked him in texas, and chased him all over that island, wouldn't he have him by now?

[ChaoticYak]

Ding! Ding! Bridge up!

Stop it, Carl!

[rcevey2]

I'll give the movie credit. The female officer is actually useful.

[dis0guise]

@rcevey2 And she's not only useful but cute. Female officer 2, Joe Don Geronimo 0.

[Unwyze]

That was one long chase scene, and Geronimo didn't even have to stop at a single McDonalds. I'm so proud.

[jekblom123]

America offered Malta one of it's worst stereotypes...

[HydroMonsoon]

"I'm gonna go catch some monkfish!"

Lol, monkfish actually are a kind of fish.

[mjhennessay]

@HydroMonsoon yeah.... that's why it's funny.

[Leatherbubba]

Man, that chase scene was intense!

[bloodrunsclear]

Give me 24 hours!

No! You have one day!

[JervisGermane]

The only chase scene in film history upstaged by a tiny pennant.

[EponymousKid]

I don't know how many times I've seen this episode but I still can't bring myself to believe the filmmakers intended Geronimo to seem even remotely competent or heroic. He screws up every single task he's charged with and stubbornly tries the exact same thing (intimidate the bartender) multiple times.

There's no other way to look at it, is what bothers me. They can't have actually wanted us to see him as a disgrace to his badge and his name, right?

[Sauron338]

1 person actually enjoyed "Mitchell."

P.S. Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakk­a-chikka-wakka-chikka!

[Kinemacolour]

Why doesn't he take that stupid robe off?!

[MegaHAnzIV]

wow. after all that stupid running through a church and chasing all over a harbor on two pontoon boats, the guy knocks him down with one punch and gets away.

[ChaoticYak]

A giant baby in a hat!

[cyborgcable]

"You don't want Joe Don throwing a stool at you"

[SubmarinerAndroid]

How many shows refer to Thomas Merton?

[sleepyhollow783]

5:23 "GERONIMO!" (Then Servo jumps off his seat.) Cute. :-)

[ChaoticYak]

Why don't men want to join the priesthood anymore? It looks like a blast!

[jekblom123]

The bar fight in the end there is one of the saddest fight scenes I've ever seen in a movie.

[Banminator]

love it when tom and crow dance.

[johnnyo3535]

"get the milk lover!"

[fledermaus81]

For a so-called action movie, I thought the boat chase sequence was boring. The only saving grace was the short but hilarious fight to end it.

[ChaoticYak]

The Holy See promised air support but never came through.

And after all that, our hero is downed with one punch.

[DrWhiggs]

Why does Joe Don expect a bar to serve Maalox?

[sleepyhollow783]

@DrWhiggs He has the same "problem" in the movie remake of "Cape Fear".

[Trancemaster2052]

This was all to get a shot of the Pacnorse! 

[ChaoticYak]

Get the milk lover!

[elfinfluff]

You didn't 'track him in Texas', he stumbled into your lap while you were looking at vacation photos!

Same two dancers, still going at it 24 hours later.

[pretorious700]

I can't figure who thought Joe Don Bacon was a convincing action hero.

[Tareltonlives]

"And there's Thomas Merton piloting Miss Budweiser!"

[ilikethecoke]

Just give me 24 hours!

No! You have 1 day!

[raith0818]

"Take your pig mask off!!"

[ChaoticYak]

It's illegal to net a monk!

[OzzyFan87]

"A SHAVED BEAR"

[galaxyrock]

A giant baby in a hat.

[shrews12001]

Toilets blown up at the airport? You want a toilet blown up just let Joe Don at it....

[ChaoticYak]

This isn't going to end until they round Cape Horn, is it.

[changyimei]

Fame!!!!!

[mowque]

This movie is really drawing me in...

[Rain8771]

4:31 there's a face in the vines between them

[ElveeKaye]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Jeez, I wish they'd quit getting so close to the flag, it keeps slapping me in the face!

"As God is my judge..." HEY! Don't drag God into this movie, he had nothing to do with Joe Don being in it!

Crow: "You don't want Joe Don throwing a stool at you." Yeah, especially after he sat on it.

[starscreem777]

A very interesting defense Joe uses against an opponent armed with a knife at 8:21

[mowque]

@starscreem777 Now that you said it..that cracks me up...

[Iwuznothere]

And the mighty Texan is downed by a tap from an elderly monk. I wonder how many criminals got away from Joe's greasy fingers before this.

[Tareltonlives]

@Iwuznothere Forget criminals. I'm thinking first grade girls can beat him up

[KoldMannDamm]

Flea!

[aMANnamedW]

♫He's a beef town chunk on a Saturday night!♫

[swgmigraines]

"Ding-ding, bridge up!"

"Stop it, Carl!"

[jrmarrero96]

"I gave my word as an American police officer, hell i'm a Texas lawman!"

Oh, right Texas is a separate country. It is not a U.S. state at all right Joe Don?

[xCultSpherex]

" He's battling a Red Hot Chili Pepper"

[livinintwilightzone]

I'll flagellate myself thank you.

[eric1love]

Let's go Coral Horses! LMAO

:P

[Kinemacolour]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Oppledeldoc]

When I first saw that scene, I couldn't help thinking "Stuart Margolin" a second before I heard the joke! (Though the one who keeps bugging him also reminds me of Ray Stevens.)

[WorshipInTruth]

Haha I love the jokes about the papacy and about joe don baker and his largeness.

[ryukXsayu27]

Its not a well accepted way of fighting to put a lifesaver around somebody and start rubbing their head as you lead them to a pile of other defeatees.

[flandersfails]

there really was no reason for the villain to keep on the hood of the monk robe was there?

[Ninjamuffin13]

Well, it wicks away moisture.

[FuryChord]

the hood made him look more devious

[Moosenogger]

My god, this movie is terrible.

[johnnui]

Wow, this movie is really drawing me in...to a deep well of despair. XD

[EternalGuardian07]

Akimbo-vision

[jrmarrero96]

"Thanks for saving me, tiny woman!"

[archbaker]

So clever of him to use the loophole that Texas is nor American. Or that lawmen are not police. Or whatever the loophole is.

[thantrus]

I don't know about you guys, but I thought that music for the boat chase scene was pretty epic.

[Tareltonlives]

And you gotta love the image of a monk and a cowboy duking it out in inflatable boats.

[jeannec1]

could anything be better?

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Godzilla rising up out of the water underneath them on his way to destroy Malta.

[jeannec1]

Almost as good, not quite though.

[EternalGuardian07]

I like the little violin part.

[thantrus]

I agree. That's actually my favorite part.

[swgmigraines]

"Ding-ding, bridge up!"

"Stop it, Carl!"

[daughterofolaf]

Fame!! LOL  Hahahahahahaa...

[reignxzile]

Did I mention he like mi~ilk...?

I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE HERE! (GRAB)

GET THE MILK LOVER!!!

[Hall1263]

" nets are overrated weapons " lol!!

[Basssinger86]

FAME!

[yourule876485]

A shaved bear!

[Damaris1034]

Man, this movie may suck. But I have to say, Malta looks beautiful!

[WhiteTiger225]

so texas lawmen aren't american or police officers?

No wonder I hate bush :p Fucking Texan trying to be an american president :p

[NUTCASE71733]

Oh sure, compare a whole state to one man. I sure hope that's sarcasm pal.

[WhiteTiger225]

My hate for Bush (The george kind, not the others XD) is real, my hate for texans is sarcasm towards this movie only, hehe. A lot of my good friends are from, or moved to, Texas :D

[NUTCASE71733]

Ok gotcha.

[leeknows1]

I love Crow bopping up and down @ 2:44.

[PantisMantis]

"Ya know, nets are overrated weapons."

[Tareltonlives]

"Throw a Danish at him!"

[dc3te]

This is the best of EXTREME BUMPER BOATS!!

[horcruxkiller]

"I'm off to make Xerox commercials!" LOL! XD

[willfreedo]

"You come to our country, and there are bodies in the sea. You... you use our country like... like your own private chooting rangche! I realise thast your name is that of a great american indian warrior"

Oh my god, both the writing and acting look like a parody of bad writing and acting. This conversation reminded me LOTS of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

[sokarsfleet]

Joe Don is a bumbling drunk even though he drinks gallons of milk.

[BarnesCanKillBarnes]

I´m really rooting for the bad guy here. The fat cowboy is the least amiable hero since....well, ever!

[zyzzy78]

...since...Mitchell?

"My my my MY GOD!"

[mblizzle09]

"get the Milk Lover!" lol

[dotk1988]

"Just give me twenty-four hours..."

NO! You can only have one day!

[GreatSwordNH]

4:43. The director think this shot was arty?! He wanted to give the impression Joe Don Baker was putting him in a half-nelson?

[dommy531]

"Yes and after all that, our hero is down with one punch"

[hpa2005]

Servo: "FAME"

[hpa2005]

Crow: "Ding, Ding, bridge up!"

Mike: "Stop it Carl!"

[KDlala]

Man, that'll teach Joe Don to take the boys seriously and get pissed off at them, they rip into him every five seconds in this one XD

[vlcupper]

The bridge gag is so funny!

[MoJoelRizing]

What's that thing supposed to do- prevent prisoners from escaping??? "Oh no- there's a BOARD in front of me! Better turn back."

(Of course, they ARE Maltese...)

[EternalGuardian07]

It's amazing that guy can lift it at all. He must be a transfer or something.

[capthavic]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

and after all that he's down with one punch.

[bruxbrux]

"Thank you for saving me, tiny woman."

[Megared82]

"a giant baby in a hat"

"That's him dancing"

[baddog7676]

"I'm takin on water..oh that's just me, sweating"

"Ah hah, yes, and after all of that our hero is down with one punch"

Give me 24 hours -- "No, you have one day"

"Look out men he has an innertube!"

[DMCdawg]

Most annoyingly unending chase scene ever!

[SenseiSpongebob]

Get the milk-lover!

[ScorpiusRaven]

"Wow, this movie's really drawing me in...to a deep well of despair."

[Tareltonlives]

"So after all that, our hero is downed with one punch"

"This was how the Crusades were fought, right?"

[johnnyhorror92182]

Mike: "I remember this episode of Super-Monk! Super-Monk went bad for awhile but then he got better...."

[wolfcasull]

Sentences I should never have to write.

"So then there was this speedboat chase with a monk..."

[denatsate]

"Aw, you don't want Joe Don throwing a stool at you."

[SamuraiFoochs]

"Ding ding, bridge up!"

"Stop it, Carl!"

That kills me every time.

"Akimbo vision!"

[Ryfinius]

There just happened to be two boats waiting for them.

[Jayavyan]

Crow dances a lot in season 10. It's great.

[rhubarb6]

Let me see if I understand the plot of this movie. Two random Italian guys shoot two other random guys for some reason, then shoot a cop for shouting at them, so Baker chases them to the border and proceeds to just start shooting people who need justice'd? And the government of Malta just lets him go after shooting three people just because he said they deserved it? And someone thought this movie should exist, why?!

[denatsate]

I bet it had something to do with Joe Don Baker threatening to engulf the producers in his greasy fatnessossity...or he simply threatened to eat a meal in front of 'em.

Kinda odd that Baker did Walking Tall and it just sorta opened the flood gates for him, allowing him to basically do whatever the hell he wanted...kinda.

I mean Walking Tall wasn't even that great a movie. It was just the glamorization of a redneck bully sheriff-almost a JD Baker biopic, only they made him out to be a hero.

[Genjibunbun]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...^_^

[Akane814]

Take your pig mask off!

[Ninjamuffin13]

Why is Evil Italian Guy complaining about how hard it is to kill Joe Don? He's had more than a few chances to kill him. I mean, he's had a weapon in his hand every time Geronimo's been unconscious, but he just walks, or in some cases sails, away. Of course he's hard to kill, WHEN YOU REFUSE TO KILL HIM!

[Capng123]

@Ninjamuffin13 No kidding! Hell, he could have just flipped his unconcious lard-ass out of the boat and chalked it up to drowning!

[Pawn1787]

It's dangerous for Joe Don Baker to be on the water, someone might harpoon him.

[mythbri]

"Wow, this movie's really drawing me in...to a deep well of despair."

"Get the milk-lover!"

[tvsdavid138]

Bartender "I just sell drinks."

I also referee boxing matches.

[viciouspen]

Give me 24 hours.

No, you have one day.

[Damaris1034]

I love Crow dancing around at 1:20 XD

[boosh4u]

Stop this fighting!

"Well I did all I could..."

[tenshikain]

Did I mention he likes MEEEEEEEEEEEEEELK?

[EternalGuardian07]

There's something funny about Mike's recollection of the episode of Supermonk, I just don't know what.

[LoneConformist]

"And there's Thomas Merton piloting the Miss Budweiser." Most obscure joke in MST3K history!

[RedMistie]

Oh yeah? I nominate "Oarfolkatjokeabus".

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Vincent Price couldn't save this movie!

And he's the one who made Roger Corman seem like a good director!

[oldbenkenobi88]

hahaha we are going to euro disney tomorrow

this is going to end in a kiss isn't it

[Cthuluflakes]

owowowowowowowowowowowowowowow­owowowowowowowowowowow!

[glenbw]

"He's battling a Red Hot Chilli Pepper!"

[aliciaisis13]

"Joe Don?? What are you--- oh, it's the beer"

[TK42100]

Give me twenty four hours, that's all I ask of you!

No! You have one day!

[Pawn2007]

There was no buffet in there. What the hell's the deal?

[dudeman25]

"We're taking on water! Oh, that's just me sweating."

[corechil]

Nets really are over-rated weapons...

[Tareltonlives]

Throw a danish at him!

[Pawn2007]

I love how the guy keeps the monk's hood on throughout the entire sequence even though his cover was already blown.

[jtrouveroy]

i'm not an american officer, i'm a texas law man! huh???

[GeneralOlde]

Bad scriptwriting... -_-

[jtrouveroy]

if it was only that!!!

[GeneralOlde]

Tom: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! >_<

Crow: Wow! This movie's really drawing me in... to a deep well of despair.

Tom: Geronimo! :D

Crow: A giant baby in a hat.

Mike: Get the milk lover! >:(

Crow: You don't want Joe Don throwing a stool at you.

Crow: Ding ding! Bridge up! :D

Mike: Stop it, Carl!

[wolfcasull]

"You screwed me on the royalies for that chant album"

"Dammit, I forgot about vespers"