Jesus I will survive

[mcquicker]

I understand Miguel Mas is taking or has taken acting lessons since this video, because what makes it SO funny is that HE is REALLY bad acting. It's hilarious.

[nostaleien]

0:47 =D

[SuperHoovyPootis]

THUMBS UP IF YOU STILL LISTEN THIS SONG IN 2012!

[chipaputalaguea]

LOL

[Zodist]

At lease Jesus got a one way ticket to Heaven(if it does exist at all).

[Nizzlenezz]

Steve kardynal?

[mendoaiya]

It may look funny but it is quite sad to see anyone making such crude jokes on a religious leader like Jesus. As a Buddhist, I have been taught to respect other religions and religious leaders even if I do not follow them. I am sure the people who made this vedio must be calling themselves Christians.

[bibixur]

Jesus singing rock music New video here:

watch?v=cLfaS1Y9EB4

copy and paste

[SuperHoovyPootis]

0:40 Shrek with santa hat :D

[XxDressagex]

When I was a kid, My mum forbade me from listening to this because it was blasphemous.

So I punched her.

[Ciryare]

You did not survive Jesus. stop lying to yourself.

[RolandsG6]

1218 dislikes, nice try Jesus.

[gtitus09]

You're an idiot and your immortal soul is in danger. You won't be laughing at the end of your life, trust me.

[jquinones55]

@gtitus09 wait let me tell cinderella and snow white to help me -.-'

[MarkHorp]

Finally! Proof that Jesus really existed!

[Coddy018]

Jesus made 1209 account to dislike

[ryleepeters13]

but nooooot nice to jesus

[ryleepeters13]

hallarious



[ehts1000]

I will Survive!! BANG!!!! Just on the right moment!

[patriots2185]

If all you religious freaks think this video is too disrespectful then DONT WATCH IT!!!

[Acidsubzero180]

funny to see people get all butthurt over this joke

[HorseCountryGirl1]

this video is funny but rude to jesus

[penman2000000]

@HorseCountryGirl1 Eh? this is the internet the rules of religion don't exist here

[Swaytekk]

@penman2000000 No but being human and having consideration and some form of compassion towards others beliefs still do. Thats what separates us from animals.

[arsenalli21]

haha

nice video

[Dwicker64]

If you have someone that can forgive you for your sins, guess what you will probably sin again. Jesus really makes it easy for non thinking people.

[Swaytekk]

@Dwicker64 No, if you even read the scriptures and the time of Jesus Christ, he speaks of enriching your life. He clearly states that man will always fall short of the glory of God, but searching for wisdom and applying it to your everyday living is what is important. We are always going to sin, but as long as we whole heartedly try to love our fellow man, then you are doing the will of God.

[ednatrumbull]

That's the joke, Fundamentalists always say the Jews killed Jesus.

[MattiasMercenary]

0:10



[MattiasMercenary]

0:00



[ednatrumbull]

Oddly, it was a bus full of Jews that hit him:(

[shendyyyyyyy]

@ednatrumbull jesus was jewish... dumbarse 

[MrAlbinopuma]

HAAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[MsMaZzLeDaZzLe]

1200 people are athiests..

[shendyyyyyyy]

@MsMaZzLeDaZzLe why would atheists dislike seeing as jesus gets killed? the people who unlike this are the religious who this killing jesus in a video was disrespectful

[giul02]

1200 people didn't survive

[RasenKamehamehaX100]

lol

[xxxx5010]

at 0:49 it proves that angels s exists and god pulls him out of the accident asap so Jesus is an angels so if your hit by a bus or car train then you go to heaven

[fortheloveofearth]

omg jesus got hit by a bus lol

[panyapatzaza55555]

I am Buddhist.

(Buddha.)

[CrayfishInMyAnus]

lawl jesus.

[MrRandomWalkthroughs]

Just saying, If religeon didn't exist, the world would be a better place.

[desenagrator]

@MrRandomWalkthroughs If religion didn't exist, there would be no world.

[SportsHater09100]

@desenagrator you're right, none of us would be here if religion wasn't real. btw some jewish people don't believe in religion so they r such dumbasses lol

[MrRandomWalkthroughs]

@desenagrator No. You don`t get what I`m saying. I`m saying if either we all believed in god or didn`t, theres alot of wars that wouldn`t have happenned.

[MyDgdg]

he don't want to be killed by jews

[timawaism]

Billion of people loves Jesus :'p

sana magbago ka bago mahuli ang lahat.

i'l pray for you.

[r0d014]

i'm soooooooooo going to hell

[shakespearsplat]

MaPrindGreu i totally agree, nothing is happening for none reason, we are here for some reason.

But please don´t tell that Dinosaurs does not exist! And please don´t say that there are no other living creaters around the galaxy. Because ppl saw a UFO (undetected Flying Object)

And i am not kidding, No1 ever maked it!

Scientist have found in caves pictures of UFO's that the people painted thousand years ago!

But still no1 is my enemy so, nice 2012 =)

[shakespearsplat]

Still, why is everybody so fucked up with god?

Why does that some1 ever created that bible??

The only thing that comes from is War, Pain, Confusing.

But I am honest with you, i have readed many books where they typed that a wasted guy/girl has become a really nice person because of the bible.

That are good stories my friends, i hope you guys will get it too =)

[pigloo18]

Come see my cod's channel ( montage mw3 et bo)

[BiboBiboShow]

I watched this atleast 100 and its still funny as hell.

[Pegjet20]

FUCK

[pakpakpakakk]

im a believer now :D

[Pepperlicious99]

"I WILL SURVIVE!" gets hits by a truck...

3 Days Later...

"I DID SURVIVE!"

[shakespearsplat]

@Pepperlicious99 hahaha xD

[ricoyouri]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[habboXnorge]

I see this hard to masturbate to .

[stonehartfloydfan]

LOL!!!

[MaPrindGreu]

This is offensive to all christianity ;)

[dvkevin]

@MaPrindGreu I know and it's funny too, isn't it great, two bird with one stone :p

[MaPrindGreu]

@dvkevin No, it's not. It's a disgrace. If you consider this funny it means you have no respect for other's beliefs. It also means that you are ill-mannered and you parents never taught you how to be an educated man! ;)

[kunbob100]

@MaPrindGreu all right i dont

[dvkevin]

@MaPrindGreu First of all, why should I have respect for beliefs that have no scientific bases what so ever, beliefs that don't even respect other beliefs themselves, a belief that is so narrow minded about sex and women, that it stimulates pedophilea and have suppressed women for as long as it has been a part of our culture?

[dvkevin]

@dvkevin Second, telling someone what is or isn't funny, really? I thought that [humour] was something personal and not something controled or restrained by others and freedom of opinion and thought was one of my basic human rights... maybe they ammended the Bill of Rights let's check... oh no, THEY DIDN'T!

[dvkevin]

@dvkevin And lastly, who the hell are you to talk about my parents? They raised, above all, a sceptical son, who questions the things he reads, sees, hears and believes to be true until he finds irrefutable evidence to prove or disprove it. Also, they raised someone with a good sense of humour, as did the parents of most of the other viewers of this video. Yours clearly failed at that task. (Just in case you lost track, you are not among that group.)

[MaPrindGreu]

@dvkevin I am truly sorry if I offended you. It was not my intention. I am a baptis, I go to a baptist church and I believe in God. I will not shove God down your throat. What I said so far was only something about having respect for others beliefs EVEN if they are wrong.

[shakespearsplat]

@MaPrindGreu Just go to your fcking home named the church. That awfull place where every child is fucked by some dickheads! Is that what you mean a belief??? "We did not know anything..." is that your fucking belief? If god really did exist why is the world this bad?

but you know what I just stfu because you can't change a humans mind, you belief just like the other nabs and i do not! easy as hell

[MaPrindGreu]

@shakespearsplat @dvkevin I am a baptis, I go to a baptist church and I believe in God. I will not shove God down your throat. What I said so far was only something about having respect for others beliefs EVEN if they are wrong. We all are different and we all make mistakes [big or small].

[MaPrindGreu]

@shakespearsplat I am not that smart to answer to the question "If God really did exist why is the world this bad?", but I know that for every heart that dies a new one is born. There are no coincidences. Everything happens for a reason even if we cannot understand that.

[junior561882]

@shakespearsplat God didn't make the world bad. We did. I don't even know why you think the world is that bad. You've been fucked up in the brain. Or maybe your parents dropped you so hard, you saw Tim Tebow first sight?. Seriously, get help... A lot of help! I'll pray for you child. :D

[shakespearsplat]

@junior561882 You know, please do me a favor, pray never again and watch what happens.

Ive never prayed, i was in a school where everyone should pray, but i did not! no one did!

And i am happy with ma life without god and that whole bullsh** I know the bible i have read i in dutch and English but i don't care, i don't fu**ing care. But you know, the funny thing about humans: You can't change their minds :)

So the only thing i am saying;

Have a good 2012!

[gokudomatic]

@MaPrindGreu only guilty Christians will be offensed.

[MaPrindGreu]

@gokudomatic What should I be guilty of? I wasn't talking about a reason to be guilty. I was only talking about respect. I cannot change your mind and I will not try anymore to change your mind. If you were in my town I wold discuss with you over this subject, but you're not. I won't reply to anything else anymore. Take it as you want, but may God bless you and your family ;). Goodbye

[gokudomatic]

@MaPrindGreu You don't have to reply but you still may read my answer.

A person who knows he's in peace with himself and knows he's right will not feel offended when someone criticizes or makes fun of his beliefs. The others ones feel either guilty of having done something wrong or not really believe in their religion but try desperately to convince themselves they're right. And sticking in a group were nobody talks bad of their religion is the best way to make this delusion.

Which one are you?

[lionessgirl123]

THIS IS FUNNY



[satriadinata2]

Change the tittle to "Jesus and his underware "

[gin321654]

@satriadinata2 underware? if you are trying to have crack joke, please say it with the correct spelling. stupid

[xjordieboox]

I just wanna say..

I dont give a fuck to all ye holy freaks /:

im christian and I fucking love this viid :D

[Alphajediknight]

I am a christian and some of other christians i know find that vid very offending. i find it hilarious as fuck

[RC51John]

Also, if we could all start using some sort of punctuation I will be able to better read your rants.

Thank You

[RC51John]

I love the comments section.

[AQWANDREAS]

DID HE SURVIVE?

[MrTheBlue2]

I think he didn't survived ...

[AidansGituar]

This is queer and sacraligious. Anyone who likes this will have their soul cast into hell

[TheSuperBZH]

@AidansGituar to late

[AidansGituar]

@TheSuperBZH not funny. Even on his birthday

[melgibsonsballs]

I find this easy to masterbate to

[Sarahrecalde]

Trop mdr xD

[kittycatfire1]

he will kill you all ho made this vote up if you dont under stand any thing about jesus

[mikan1998ful]

:(

[ChelsfieldGirls1]

brilliant.

[Jesaispqsquoimettre]

rimlishof.miniville.fr aller dessus

[Jany14]

@tulsaman0871 - oh come on... stop being so serious... he did not really get hit by a bus... it's just a clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are just pretending that it is real... pff

[lillozzylove]

WAS THE ENDING REAL, MAN I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT IT OMG IM SINFUL

[ToToo088]

i find this very funny xD good thing im not a religious retard like many of the morons that watch this video just to get offended LOL!

[mrclankdog]

thumps up if you saw shrek

[jasonmarksful]

hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa what a funny video top

[ermuser55]

Jesus singing rock music new video here:

watch?v=cLfaS1Y9EB4

copy and paste

[thankyoujulianne]

@tulsaman0871 i agree this is very insulting.

[GabrielSaysInUrFace]

Lol. This is rather insulting.

[Nobodyz92]

il é vrémen mor ???

[ThePortugal100]

when we are all children of god, what so special about Jesus?

[jannicabianca]

@ThePortugal100 What?

[MrCheeseadict]

@ThePortugal100 he taught and raped millions of kids



[agentfire102]

@ThePortugal100 well he died for our fucking sins wonder how God would like to answer that to you

[reece798able]

@agentfire102 go stick god in your ass, the bible is like the only evidence you got ._.

[junior561882]

@ThePortugal100 I think it's best for you to got to church. (:

[gin321654]

@ThePortugal100 You'll know it if you know the difference between God and Lord

[IrfanVengeance7X]

JESUS IS A STUPID GUY, AN IDIOT GUY,HE JUST A "MAN",

LIKE YOU AND LIKE ME...

ONLY AN IDIOT PEOPLE WHO BELIVE HIM,,

CHRIST BELIEVE A FUCKING JESUS,,( oh...very very very idiot )

[Seilund96]

@IrfanVengeance7X

umad?

[eliasabunuwara]

@IrfanVengeance7X  shut up your fucking mouth fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking mom , you are fucking bullshit human (oh sorry you are not human , you are fucking animal ) go to hell . fuck _|_

[noobslayer1876]

some people need to settle there tits and go smoke a fat doobee

[grubitsch]

Jesus being fabulous as always.

[Jasonpimp8402]

this is funny

[annalynnperrybrand]

Yeah i LOL'd..

[somethingdiffereable]

Don't blame jesus. No such person ever exsited! Blame the fucking idiots who are stupid enough to believe all that nonsnse! No Roman records! Just second, third, 1,000th hand information. Huge scam! It makes me feel ashamed to be an American! What a bunch of ucking idiots we are! The nuns where having trouble trying to sell me this shit in 1st grade. I was an Atheist before I even knew what tkhe wod mdnng.

[matamat2k]

hahahha awsom!



[AcousticBymusicZa]

ทำไมคุณถึงล้อเล่นกับ พระเจ้า แบบนี้

พระองค์ รักคุณมาก ไม่งั้นพระองค์ไม่ยอมลงมาตายเพื­่อคุณหรอก

แต่พระเจ้าสอนให้ผมรักคนบาป ขอพระเจ้าอวยพรน่ะคับ

T{________________T!

[TheLightbulbsLight]

@AcousticBymusicZa dont understand a word of it but im liking it regardless. Fuck i love the internet

[gin321654]

@AcousticBymusicZa Why are you messing with God now.

He loves you so much he refuses to die down, you know.

But God taught me to love the sinner. God bless me.

-I agree with you man. Satan's follower are gaining huge member.

[shakespearsplat]

@gin321654 Screw god + jesus + bible and i am not giving it a capslock letter! Cause it all so fucked up! 9% chance that the bible is real!

When we are in the class, we did a game. The teacher one classmate a sentence and he must repeat it to the perosn next to him and he must repeat it also to the person next to him. And when everybody was done he sentence was totally changed, just like the bible. And official on papers and stuff was Jesus married

[gin321654]

@shakespearsplat If you are trying to search and believe the falsity, malicious issues about the bible rather than the good news, lessons and prayers for GOD, I think the problem is in you. All I know is all JESUS did, were all good, better and best.

[shakespearsplat]

@gin321654 hmm how do you know that god even exist? the gouverment papers saids that jesus wass married, and everytime the scientist are for 80% sure that jesus' body was found, that goddamn jews throw that tunnel down with tons of concretes.

Isn't that sad? You would say if they are truely sure about there belief, then why is that?

Good 2012 everybody :D

[gin321654]

@shakespearsplat practice your English then have a conversation with me.(dot) There are a lot of things that science cannot define. And if you do not believe in God, okay there's no problem about that. All we ask is a respect to Jesus. Because Jesus didn't do anything bad about us. ^_^

[bangersndshit]

i thought the jews killed him?

[Tobacc0]

@bangersndshit The bus driver was Jewish?

[banarnararma]

wtf is this!!!!



[kikibearcandy2000]

hilarious. nuff said.

[themuskanin]

i am christian but c'mon people this is so funny so stop complaining

[tulsaman0871]

@themuskanin no... this is sacrilegious

[MegaWorstguyonyoutub]

i wonder how a person would feel if she/he had died for 6 billion people and went to hell for 3 days knowing that they would be made fun of in a music video. I'm not trying to sound like a hardcore Christian but show respect to god's son.

[ProRoR]

@MegaWorstguyonyoutub I have never understood how someone still can believe that shit.

[TheZiellos]

@MegaWorstguyonyoutub you mean to a fairy-tale figure right?

[cuttergirl100]

I WILL SURVIVE!!!!

[giociudadano]

00:37-00:40 Was that Shrek?

[ProudToBeAbc]

Just another average day in Hollywood

[motorbikesrule20]

hilarious



[MrSantiagoo9]

BUENSIMO



[unitedstatesofamirca]

thanks god im a muslim

[teachtruth2U]

why GREATEST MAN  ofislam mohamad RAPE alotofwomen n child?

[SeNioRHaMoD]

is this how christians workship their god ? thank god im muslim

[ELservenguenza]

@SeNioRHaMoD Does this video looks like worshipping Jesus to you? This is lampooning Christian beliefs and as Catholic i'm so hurt on this!

[eliasabunuwara]

@ELservenguenza me too

[ELservenguenza]

@eliasabunuwara john 15:18“If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. 19If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you. I know how you feel towards this video but i hope you find comfort on this verses :')

[TheKr3kS]

AHABSHSAHDHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HHAHHA XD

[Aussieskin4life]

First crucifixion and then a bus? jesus dosent seem to have to much luck on earth

[KraigBailey1]

WHEN HE GOT HIT BY THE BUS I YELLED "FUCK MY LIFE"! LOL.

[Peppermint334]

He just won't survive anymore if he keeps singing in the street wearing only underpants...

[swordy084]

Poor jesus...

[drquochoai]

well well, that's a good result for him. =))

[chloeflop]

mint so funny the bus bit :)

[yongnara]

kahkahkahkahkahkah lolololololololololol

[alejandrothefader]

hahahahahah lol!

[TheJaimelesnouilles]

if you too loke the shreck on 0:39, push I like !

[matacanis97]

lol

[SmexyRookie]

AHAHAH everyone's just like WTF but funny

[XxhollisterxbabixX]

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

[jdbroadway11]

Don't worry he'll be ok in 3 days XD

[freiheitsalv]

@jdbroadway11 :rofl:

[ArronLegend]

fist time i saw this i was in I.T class

[rajparasa]

its so easy to make fun of someone, but its so hard and painful to die for someone else. Jesus still loves everyone even those who offend Him, that makes Him Unique and Great beyond our corrupted imaginations and fun.

[ProRoR]

@rajparasa Too bad he just was a regular man with the gift of speech and had a mom who got laid and was too afraid to tell anyone. It was easy to blame things on the divine 2000 years ago.

[rajparasa]

@ProRoR Jesus says, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do or say(Luke23:34) and He again says - blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed in Me(John20:29). He loves everyone without any exception and forgives all that includes me and U.

[shadblayder]

This is sooooooooo LOL MDR

[playarea51]

Scarred 4 life!

[OoOebraRoOo]

Keşke gerçekten ölseydi....!!! Müslümanlarla dalga geçiyor :@@( I wish he really died because he is jape to Muslims) 

[KrazeeKookay]

Don't you just love exhibitionists? :L

[1Juanse1]

The guy that appears in 0:34 is the same than 0:38