Dane Cook - Burger King

[honeybadger71]

lol

[sk8r0ckstAR]

the pics made funnier Lol

[blkwidow007]

So funny I lafed so hard:)

[IVIoddedcookiez]

chicken........tender.........­....with sweet sauce all over my BODY

GET SOME SAUCE SHE WANTS IT HER WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY LOLROLFLMAO

[fijianrydah]

Lmfao

[LuigiMario98982]

WHOPPUR!!NO UNIUN!!!!!LARGE FRRIIEEE!!!



[BlackDiamondXx]

@LuigiMario98982 hi, i'm part of the nazi grammar party, and you spelled everything except for "large" wrong...just though you would like to know ^.^

[LuigiMario98982]

@BlackDiamondXx 1, It's supposed to look like that, and 2, i hate Nazis of all types

[BlackDiamondXx]

@LuigiMario98982 i don't really give a fuck if you hate Nazis. It's fucking annoying to read when people don't seem to understand the basic concept of typing words correctly.

[LuigiMario98982]

@BlackDiamondXx Listen, bastard. It is supposed to look like he said it. Phonetic translations, google it shitgoose

[BlackDiamondXx]

@LuigiMario98982 what the fuck is a shitgoose?? haha. wow. not a very riveting response. but really, it's still called just spelling the words, it isn't that difficult.

[JaimeLe50s]

omg that huge mouth LOLOLOL

[OoOflamesOo]

and the pickles the pickles ........ ok apparenty u wan sum pickles mam ..... SPEAK LOUDER OLD DOG!

[accelerator65]

AND THE PICKLES SWEET SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY

[dragons498]

AND THE PICKLES AND THE PICKLES AND THE PICKLES UH YES APPARENTLY U WANT SOME PICKLES (dane cook) (someone get some sauce she wants it her way)

[awsomenova11]

Haha thats pretty funny

[thefearlessrockstar]

whopper guy is like a a... SNAKE

[multireviewers]

"Sweet sause all over my body" lmfao I'll get u some sause

[cmbdragon666]

...... chicken tenders...... sweet sauce all over my body. Dane: =O...... OK, GET SOME SWEET SAUCE PEOPLE!!! SHE WANTS IT HER WAY! >:D

[CartoonNothing]

1:03 - Cracked up so hard. x3

[aweomae]

and the pickles with some pickles the pickles some pickles a shake and the pickles..

[MaxiomVideos]

And the pickles.... AND THE PICKLE SHAKES!

[Dasims3dude]

SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!

[Draconite302]

and teh pickles!

[coollord300]

Anal Croissant

[AliisaMurphy]

sweet sauce all over my body XD

[mushroomsmith]

@AliisaMurphy Gigity? :P

[SpartinOnyx1361]

I dare someone to go into a Burger king and randomly yell what the whopper guy yelled. Please get that video and put it on youtube if you do do this dare!

[stopglobalswarming]

The shitty song at the beginning is Smashing Pumpkins (band). I can't remember what song it is and I don't care.

[chrispycruncher313]

oooooo! whopper no onion large fry! i never knew what he was yelling lol dane cook owns :D

[smashurface64]

i dont get why only sometimes that it says that but almost every vid made its body

[TiFFerzZehNiNjA]

the song is the beginning riff from xD?

[rukia528]

sweet souce was so lol dane cook is so lol i like how you did this butbthe whopper guy was freekey but awsome

[789blueice]

what the song in the begining

[glyder1836]

the music in the beginning was fucking gay!

[johnadamsparsons23]

sweet sauce all over my body...

[cacaKILLS]

i thought it was,"sweet and sour sauce on my pussy" thats the one i heard

[koolgirl313]

funny!

[sy9593]

LMAO xD

[imtiaz90]

chicken tenders......sweet suce all over my body,but he was a duck....WHOOPER!!!....sir...WH­OPPER WITH NO ONION!!LARGE FRY!!

[TheBlackout12]

1:37

You gonna get raped.

[Ange6014]

LOL the whopper guy is kinda scary

[countrystar2345]

@Ange6014 yeah he is

[XxKagome143xX]

LOL!!!!

WHOPPER!!

omg, Dane Cook is so funny

the pickle part is going ALL around my school, they luv it..

[ltjosh10]

chicken tenders.....

[Wolfer611654]

WHOOOOOOOOOOPER!!

[QuizznosSub23]

yeahh zero by the smashing pumpkins

[ParkerFreak367]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

[bigbrojoe100]

" i'll come up there man ... "

[brittno365]

omg i love dane cook!!! he's

hilarious!! haha and the pickles, and the pickles, and the pickles! chicken tender and sweet sause all over my body ok drive around someone get some sause now! come on she wants it her way!! hahaha love it!

[crzyboi1129]

HAHAHAHA

[PixiieDust93]

"he thought he WAS the Burger King, y'know?"

xDD

[onlyiwould14]

AAHAHAHAHAHAA this dude is genius! and the video was so funny!!!

[ChefThug88]

ohh my god this guy is so funny yo especially when he is like can i take ure order and that guy with the big mouth saids WOPPER WOPPER WITH ONIONS!!! LOL!!

[Grayasday6722]

i luv the pickle bit.excuze me chewbacca,uh.lol.

[SouthParkMadHatter]

THE PICKLES!! MILKSHAKEE !!

Haha XD

[Zaljinzoo]

AND THE PICKLES!!

[RedViolin123]

1:05 HOLY SH!T that scared me XD

[ikky1007]

lol put a dog's mouth inside a person thats great

[Snakecharmer95]

lol

[Thomasfranke1990]

song at the beginning please :) Awesom vid xD i cant stop laughing xD

[ironmaiden659]

zero by smashing pumpkins

[CocoCece08]

Smashing Pumpkins - Zero.

[AARx3]

i have this on my ipod and it is competely different..... this one isnt as good

[hoodnigguh123]

THE PICKLES THE PICKLES!!! LOL

[PandaFoo101]

WHOPPER NO ONION

LARGE FRIEZ !!!! >:O

[MrPaintballfreak93]

HE is the best

[geiney]

wen dane cook yells he sounds like joe from family guy and kronk from kronk's new groove.

[LuckyAndChatter]

where did u get burger king sound i am trying to look for it but i can't find it!!

[bubblekins25]

lov this vid

[shandowsonrocks]

ffffffffffffffoooooooooooooooo­oooooooddddddddddddddd

[1212twinky]

lol i love this video

[a88town1]

the maneger pic wuz funny

[darkangel92380]

ROFL! Nice pics with the skit. Freakin' funny!

[TheDarkmanWs]

"Burger King" skit

[AppleDawson]

because its funny! If you ever worked in a drivethru you'd get it.. and although I've thought that I hate it when they whisper, Ive never thought of the stuff he comes up with!

[idkanymorepeeps]

ugh this is al true i work at burger king this is all you here too............i heard a few blahs and doodoos but as soon as they come up to the window gimme money and i say to everyone working guys we got free cash

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

Try explaining why anything is funny 9/10 times is because what they are saying is so true. What comiden are you listening to? And if you don't like dane cook why bother watching this?

[TalonWolf]

I like George Carling, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Eddy Izzard, Bill Hicks.. stuff like that. I just don't believe Dane Cook is very good at delivering punchlines. Or joke telling, for that matter.

And I'm watching this because I wanted to know whether I liked Dane Cook or not. I kept hearing things about him being incredibly bad, so I wanted to make sure before I joined in with the bashing =)

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

Oh i like Gerorge Carling 2! lol But this isn't dane cook at his best i would watch some other videos. Oh and some of my other favs are jeff dunham (its weird at first) jim..something i can't remember his last name and kevin hart.

[McbrEvns]

dude dont watch if you dont like , dane cook is crude humor and all original so si ayt butingina

[PivotOK]

well then make your own comedy show jack ass and well see how many people like it

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@TalonWolf "I still don't get it... This guy isn't funny"

Sure he's funny- to 13 year old girls.

[LuvMyDog95]

HAHAHAHA!!!! 1:03 man he has some sharp teeth :P

[littlewimpy1]

pickles... and i want the shake the pickles with shake and i aslo luv the WHOPPER!!! part

[ajfan4ever]

lmao.

'SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!'

[goodevil40]

mam are you trying to malest me via drive thru? chicken tenders. sweet sauce all over my body. lol

[sammees867]

"**onions with the pickles...large cheese...um..pickles?**"

[greeneyewonder]

very funny!!

[Mbp10921]

lol good job this is funny

[xxjjsk8punkxx]

what song was that

[Kobain446]

Smashing Pumpkins-Zero

[iwearwoodlandcamo]

chicken tenders........ LAWL!!!!!!!!

[criptlordwc]

WWOOOOPPPEERR!!!!

[romidude]

VERY disturbing pictures

[rackleman1]

how is that disturbing??

[KooKookid520]

yeah, i dont get it.

[Music4bri]

Chicken Tenders......Sweet sauce all over my body! Come on somebody get her sauce she wants is her way!!LOL favorite part!!:D

[kkraemer1]

aswam i love it

[BillRizer193]

WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rossman260]

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Atreyu751]

I LUV THIS VIDEO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baseballfreak619]

"alright mam drive around." "ok someone get some pickles!! she wants it her way!!"

[rfhfttgjtjutyi]

its sauces not pickles

[kilr0ywashere]

whats the song at the very beginning?

[Dakota0002]

I dont know but id like to know too! lol

[eternalbeerman]

Smashing Pumpkins- Zero

[MSmaackerbooty]

"alright mam,apparently you want pickles."

"chicken tenders...sweet sauce all over my body."

HAHAH

[KIDSHOTTCHICK]

.hurry up! get some sauce! she wants it her way!

[R3n4R7u6u]

Why do you have to come up with REALLY CREEPY pictures of weird people?

[defYents]

WHOPPER

WHOPPER NO ONIONS

LARGE FRY

[hellgirl013]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

[xpeaceL0VE]

omg WHOPPER! i died laughing.

[bshmoggle]

i fell laughing at 2:10

[candykid1500]

lmao!

[cosmadeadmen]

I like jumped of my chair at 1:03

[LillyAnneOllie]

WHOPPER!!!!!

[jstoon01]

HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO MUCH... pickles~

[nickers2]

and the pickles! and the pickles! and the pickles!

[edge6172]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[Alex618mir]

lol "sweet sauce all over my body"

[indikid24]

one of the funniest routines i've evr heard, maybe THE funniest. lol. WHOPPPER NO ONION LARGE FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsJ1010]

i love this it's so funny.

[xXDarkBoiiXx]

1:02 -1:12 LMAO

[YoMikeyA]

dane cook is retarded

[TheSteelEnforcer]

WHOPPER LOL

[ShadowinDarkness1289]

1:02 -1:17 LMAO

[ericshia]

1:02 is great

[HeavenlyKanata44]

d da dan dane dane c dane co dane coo dane cook dane cook! dane cook!! dane cook!!!

[gamefreakzer0]

1:03 (O.o)

[WillThePwnzer]

omg....WHERE DID U GET THE PIC OF THE SCARY LADY...CUZ OF U I DO VERY BAS NIGHTMARES!!!!!!PLZ TELL ME. WHERE DID U GET THE SCARY LADY PIC!?!?!?

[WillThePwnzer]

bad*

[carlos2095]

good night welcome to burger king, may I take your ord...WHOPER!!!!!! ROFLMAO

[mtownguitarplayer96]

d da dan dane dane c dane co dane coo dane cook dane cook! dane cook!! dane cook!!!

[Skat3rBat3r]

ill come down there mam

[CodyRune]

man

[ToonTownGraceyBaby]

Chicken Tenders..

Sweet sauce all over my body!

Haha this is brilliant

[luongkhoafan]

if you look at the pickels, theres a face of a clown in it.

[AsainDork123]

Sweet Sauce all over my body! LOL

[PaulRich03]

yeah he looks like a fuckin dog

[evilmonkeyimc]

oh this is the censored verision

[Stundedx]

and pickles....and the pickles...and some pickles...

[dudewharesmy360]

anal cresant look at the BK sign

[117mastacheif117]

whopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LinzyRulzNorthNowra]

anyone hav an audio file!? if u do plz giv it to me!

[lemonyo9]

dang....i know how this feels! lol

[shgean]

the video is shit!!!!!!!!!!

[ClaudiaHettcamp]

AND THE PICKLES

[zef8797]

and the pickles and the pickles and pickles and the pickles lolz

[CandyGirl6892]

-Chicken tenders.....and Sweet Sause all over my body-

-ok ma'am...Drive around please....SomeOne get the sauce NOW!

C'mon she wants it her way!!-

[biaR66]

best and favorite video i have seen man keep filming

[bekkah265]

chicken tenders

so random!

i love him!

[kellyclarksonfan1012]

chicken tenders........sweet sause all over my body!!!!!!!!!

FUNNIEST LINE EVER

[mdreckmeier]

and the pickles and the pickles and the pickles!!!and the chicken tenders

[horsiedude987]

the large mouth dude is FREAKY!!!!!!!!

[xcooldude28x]

someone get the sauce now! she wants it her way! lol!

[iluvboybands95]

LOl!! ill come up there man.... :]

[Cobrajet127]

Wopper!

No onion!

Large fry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kickblckr]

wat is the font at the very beggining

[094013503]

WHOPPER!

[jonasfanz12]

SWEET SAUCE AL OVER MY BODY!!!!!! Thats so funny!!!!

[ferrer6936]

i know lol

[Arbiox456]

excuse me Chewbacca..... ROFLMAO

[bloodmoon360]

lmfa "chewbacca"

what was the song at the beginning?

[logos6F1H9L]

The song is called 'Zero' by Smashing Pumpkins. It's on the album 'Mellon Collie and the infinite Sadness'.

[masterofallRe4]

lmfao Anul Croissant $254

[filmergeek]

anyone know wer to find the the uncensored version i hate the bleeps.

[filmergeek]

oh lol i thought it was pussy srry lol

[xiSamantha]

it's pussy in a different version ^__^

[KelseyDuke]

it is there are a couple different versions depending on where he was performing.

[MisjuMisakai]

WHOPPER NO ONION! NY FRY!!!

xD

[joer014]

Funny Clasic pics go great with the lines

also hahahhahhahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa­ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[highlowdown]

ahah nice vid better than the other1

[DXFan1269]

Freaky photo from a screamer @ 1:03

[filmergeek]

sweet and sour sauce all over my pussyy!!!!

[diynamite45]

DANE COOK IS FREAKIN AWESOME !!! WHOPPER!! dane:wat srry wat sir? WHOPPER NO ONIONS LARGER FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dane:excuse me chewbaca?