Pastor Upset Over Disney PIXAR's Movie, "Up"

[thechuypicker]

lo effing l BALLOONS ARE A TOOL OF THE DEVIL!!!

[MakoSt0rM]

LOL

[Mikeanglo]

lol...I was hoping this wasn't serious when I read the title...

Thank god. I almost lost faith in humanity.

[Baileyndecks]

GLORY!

[loomofmetals]

Hallelujah pastor deacon Fred! You're a true example of conservative christian america! Keep spreading the word brother, even though I go to the true church (pentecostal) and am certain the baptists are goin straight to hell.

[octoron85]

Category: Comedy

[aaronapril9]

You idiot, you don't even deserved to be called pastor, of course it's made not for you,, i think you like porn movies so go ahead

[Astrobrant2]

Thank-ya JEEEZ-us!!

[G2DaooZe]

this cant be real

[Astrobrant2]

@G2DaooZe After seeing some of the REAL stuff, it's sometimes hard to tell, isn't it?

[joydfuzz]

whats wrong with this fuckin retard. someone put him back in his padded room

[onelineup]

Hmmm....! weird dude!

[tsjrlover]

And this guy is funny - how exactly. One word, annoying.

[theamberdance]

is this a joke. disney has subliminal messeges and has enuf real bad stuff y act like freak about nothing. tell me this guy is pretending to b posesed or somthing

[alienisuntverus]

Dude...it's a fucking movie about an old guy who wants to fulfill his wife's dreams and learns to be more open to people and the world when he has some adventures with a little asian kid. Maybe it's you who has the perverted mind because I haven't heard any catholics talking about the movie.

[lbc4god]

@alienisuntverus Of course Catholics haven't been talking about the movie, you ignorant little unsaved piece of human trash! It's a Catholic Priest Porno movie - and they like to keep those things secret to themselves.

You are just one more example of the ignorance and stupidity of unsaved people! I bet you are a Catholic pope loving, ring kissing, bead counter yourself!

Now shoo! Demon! And leave Republicans and Tea Party supporters like me who care about America, ALONE! Be gone!

[alienisuntverus]

@lbc4god

OH NO! Some religious retard got butthurt! Someone call the WAAAAAAMBULAAAANCE!!!!!!

[sakasajinei]

@lbc4god

Here I thought pastors and believers of god were to be benevolent, patient and understanding. What GOD are you FOLLOWING. Obviously, not the god that I know. Obviously you are... worshiping LUCIFER... SATANIST! You don't go around calling people unsaved human trash, you don't call them ignorant or stupid...

[sonicgaming14]

@lbc4god OH,AND YOU ARENT IGNORANT?!?!

[Turdbuckethat]

@alienisuntverus This is a parody dumbass. He's not serious. It's supposed to be funny.

[waynesworldwaniac]

This is funny! I thought the same thing about the movie "Up" but I didn't really mention it to anyone!

[deaf215]

i know this is a parodie but man you play it so well you creep me out

[TheMolt1]

"Sodomised by demons in HELL!"

God, that would be an experience.

[Parisange1]

LOL...one word CRAZY

[JohnnyDeppRox]

That guy is an actual psychopath.

[narutoicefire]

you are crazy, and extremly confused and very creepy you would little kids more then

old men with baloons! Up is very funny and halarious film that me and my christen enjoyed,

there is NOTHING WRONG ...OR SICK with this movie, from deeply disturbed and annoyed people.

[MercenaryX21]

wtf.......?

[tangsoododude420]

so balloons are satin in disguise?

[T2DMrBungle]

Is this a joke?

[JakkeXX]

LOL xP ... hahaha xP .. you actually get confused whether this is a joke, or not xP .. Haha :D ..

[ScenicDude]

I just got banned on their forums for talking to my grandpa.

[TURBOswiftgti]

LOLOL, you cant make this stuff up..LOLOL, i guess Barbie is evil also possibly hot dogs too because they are phalice shaped..LOLOLOL, i wonder if watering cans are evil, im sure they are somehow..

[stajantho]

@TURBOswiftgti: You can wake up now. It is not WHAT is used it is HOW sickos like Disney and this heathen use it. Why does DIZZ-ME (that's exactly what they are doing to the likes of you)  ALWAYS have the child/ren wander off on an 'adventure' or somehow be out of the supervision of a caregiver? Think before you jump on the "MOCKERY of the TRUTH" bandwagon, friend. Don't fire back defensively. Find out the truth then feel ashamed. Regardless if you research it or not: how is PEDOPHILIA funny?

[TURBOswiftgti]

ok then, you sit in your coner and hate disney all you like, your choice.

LOLOL

[bigmikesford]

I just looked up this Guy, He is NOT a minister. He is a Atheist that makes fun of Religious organizations. He will rot in Hell, maybe in the same cell block as Madeline Ohare, for his bashing of basically Good people. Not all churches and people, and pastors are what they make out to be. don't put everyone in the same pot. just because you couldn't finish Liberty College.

[BMWGrover]

You shouldnt talk about a minister of the lord that way... bad things will happen slandering a man of God who is trying to spread the gospel of Christ to the internets.

[5ken7]

@bigmikesford --- can't get anything past you. was it the "parody" label on the minister's channel that gave it away, or did you figure it out all by yourself?

[bigmikesford]

I think I know why pastor fred dosen't like the Move "UP" It's because he himslef of a Child molester, and when he went to see this movie he is the one who had impure thoughts, maybe he is the one who had something UP. I think your a disgrace to all God Fearing people everywhere. you make me want to puke.

[roundarspiran]

LOL.. i dont know why but i see a lack of humor in most of the comments!!

[wesamess99]

This is blasphemous, whether this jack-ass is joking or not, this is disgraceful.

[BMWGrover]

You shouldnt talk about a minister of the lord that way... bad things will happen slandering a man of God who is trying to spread the gospel of Christ to the internets.

[daydreamerX100]

if you dont need to think of it, why do you?

you sir are so funny, and everybody who thinks this is real, just laugh it off

[fonna]

LOL!!

I love this stuff.

[stajantho]

@fonna : what do you LOVE about a man JOKING about CHILD MOLESTATION? Get your mind back!

[fonna]

If you can't take adult humor, then go watch Teletubbies.

I guess that's more your speed for some knee smacking fun.

M'kay?

[jacklibbb]

lol, I can totally see some fundi coming across this vid thinking it's real, and totally agree with him.

[doubtingED]

Pastor Deacon Fred - you are by far my favorite Regilulous leader. I nominate you for Baptist Pope! You are an inspiration to all whom seek comfort in non-existent sky-daddy religions. Praise Jeeeeeesus!!

[suddarth03]

For those of you that believe this is real...I take pity on you.

[ConcernedChristian14]

You are a caricature of Christianity that is repelling. I truly hope no one actually thinks of you as representative of jesus in any way shape or form....

[BellonaAnnabella]

They will take the good pastor seriously if they want to avoid burning in Hell!!

[JoelWestTV]

walth dithney anth pickthars! WTF are u on about you crazy dude! It was an awesome film Walt Disney or shall i say walth dithney is not the devil and I think that having an old man, who has lost his family and his wife in the film is a great idea. Better than having a giant turd. eh?

[ikiLl4Pi3Z]

i agree disney is 4 the devil

[MovieDudeProductions]

No you are wrong. The movie was touching. And catholic and christian are the same thing

[FritzDaDogg]

GLORY!

[generalzetta]

Praise the Lord for our Pastor, Deacon Fred. Burn down the Disney HQ!

[havarotti]

Praise the Lord brother...Halleluah..and pass the jar of self righteousness...and the vaseline!I wish I was there when Jesus...hisself come outta the hole...then saw his shadow and went back in for 6 more weeks of winter...brrr..gives me goosed bumps ..just thinkin..'bout it!!!

[turbine111111]

Cath-ee-Oh-lick...lol

[andrewgilbert01]

I have to admit his character has really improved over the past several videos; he really should get picked up on The Daily Show or SNL

[brassspitoon]

The saddest commentary on our culture wars is that there are fundie evangelical, anti-Catholic and anti-science pastors like this in real life. A successful satire needs actual situations to play against. While some of his other vids are offensive, so are those of some (note I said some) real-life fundie pastors who are the American Taliban.

[HistoryEraserButton1]

Don't even listen to this guy. The Landover Baptist website is a parody site and completely fake, and since these videos are probably from the same guy they just raise the confusion that the site is real.

I should also say that Pete Docter (the director of Up and Monsters, Inc.) is in fact a Christian, and by an amazing coincidence Andrew Stanton (director of Finding Nemo and Wall-E) has said that he's also a Christian.

So rest assured, there are Christian people working in Pixar.

[catnipfever22]

"you look me in the eye sinner"  lmao haha

[SailorBarsoom]

It's a satire, but the problem is, it sounds so much like the real thing, that it's easy to miss that.

[SaintBertholdt]

Praise the sweet name of Jeeeesas Pastor Fred. Thank you for saving us from the Satanized affliction that is this horrible moving picture called "UP". I have not seen this film but as you have described it, it is sure to turn all our youngins into raging Catholic homosexuals. AAAAHMEN!

[mwh08111963]

This is a parody. Look up Landover Baptist Church on Google.

[uforegon]

is this a joke? lolz he is a good actor ha! ha! ha! ha! lolz he looks like he is takin a volcano poop from eating the new volcano nachos from taco bell:) 5* lolz

[11annabethgraves]

look here you fucking crazy sico bitch you need to get a life and stop sticking your dick in your ass and start fucking some pussy and i mean the real pussy and not that toy you call fluffy and not show up to the prison and getting ass raped by bubba

[emoslayer5000]

They see me trollin' They hatin'

[fywacia]

Praise Jesus, see you this Sunday Pastor! I'll be sitting in the platinum tithers section upwind from the one way glass that the negro servants sit behind so they won't disturb our fell white supremacist Republican parishioners.

[ZeroUK1234]

Uh, nut-job.

[SSHproductions]

screw you !!!!!!! its a CHILDRENS MOVIE BITCHHHHHHH ! WHOS GIVES A SHIT IF IT DOESNT FLY WITH YOU ? NOBODY KNOWS OR GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU ! I SAW THE MOVIE !! ITS WAS AMAZING ! ITS MADE ME CRY , YOURE A FAG <3 YOURE ACCENT SUCKS ! SATAN HAS NOT ENTERED MY HOME IM A CHRISTIAN FUCK YOU & WHATS WRONG WITH CATHOLICS YOU FUCKING RASICT ETHNIC BITCH !!!

[droxland]

LOL DOUCHEBAG FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FIRE FIRE FIRE

what a joke

[KMDPTR]

God, Miracles and magic are just words we use to describe things we don't understand.

[sgtCbb]

@KMDPTR magic is real. -_-

[bwyfan19]

Well well well, another psychotic baptist preacher trying to find something perverse in a totally innocent children's movie. And giving the "turn or burn" speech too! Shame on whoever posted this crap! What a way to show Christ's love!

NOT

[WhitePilgrim86]

It's a satire!

[acertainjosh]

Take your computer screen and bash your head into it over and over while repeating this.

THIS IS A PARODY AND I AM A FUCKTARD THIS IS A PARODY AND I AM A FUCKTARD

[peniswizard39]

How did you know that i have a stash of Water Ballons in my room in which i plan to put them in my back pack and go to Westboro Baptist Church and then throw it at them

[tkrespass]

Is this a joke?

[ya64]

yep

[TheBaptistChild]

It is just a disease, isn't it? If I had the sickle-cell disease, you would say that I was evolving, rather than just being sick?

On another topic, I really don't feel like arguing much longer. I don't know about you, but I think that we've really exhausted this argument of any real meaning.

[TheBaptistChild]

Do you even think of this as evolution?

[TheBaptistChild]

I just was testing you. Many Atheists say that the fossils were dated by the strata, and the strata by the fossils.

[TheBaptistChild]

Saying that the example about the sickle-cell mutation is advantageous is like saying that having no legs is advantageous because it prevents you from getting athlete's foot.

You know, I was pretty sure that you would mention the sickle-cell mutation---all Atheists do. Wouldn't it be more advantageous to have neither of the diseases?

[TheBaptistChild]

I am not even sure why I wanted to know that, but thanks anyway.

[TheBaptistChild]

If a fossil is dated by strata, how is the strata dated?

[TheBaptistChild]

Give me an example of an advantageous mutation.

You still haven't answered my question about the fossils.

[Alisterwolf66]

- One which boosts muscle growth from birth. Well-documented case in Germany.

- Another that impairs the body's ability to absorb the "bad" cholesterol. Several generations and hundreds of individuals of an extended Italian family have this... and absolutely no record of heart disease, in spite of a cholesterol and carb-rich diet.

- Super-strong bones caused by a genetic mutation that increases bone density threefold. Being studied for remedies to osteoporosis.

That enough?

[TheBaptistChild]

1. If a parent can do it, the child will, chances are, be able to do it too.

2. That doesn't prove evolution. It just proves that there is something in their bloodline that prevents heart disease.

3. It's a mutation, not evolution.

I'm not going to start another argument, it is annoying to keep responding to the same thing over and over again. This is my only response to you.

[Alisterwolf66]

Fine by me. It's a rather futile argument anyway.

However, I wasn't arguing, nor was I trying to prove evolution (it's been done, and by far better qualified people than me). You asked for examples of beneficial mutations and I gave them to you, since PeiperJ2 only referenced one.

I do hope you'll Google search those I listed. Their mechanisms are quite interesting and show hope for cures!

[bazilmcrae]

Please explain Darwin? Curious to see this argument. The Galapagos island had the same species of bird with many different kinds of beaks due to thousands of years of 'evolution'. Each beak had evolved to eat different food sources. How did that happen without evolution and natural selection being a factor?

[TheBaptistChild]

They all had a common ancestor. That isn't evolution. It just means that the finches bred with birds with beaks that could be used for ideal conditions. It has nothing to do with evolution.

Yet again, I'm not going to go on in an argument. It's annoying to feel the compulsion to answer someone's questions three times a day.

[gagnashdiak]

They had common ancestor -> now they are different -> That is the definition of evolution.

[DaveODrisc]

TheBaptistChildI.

I would not want to argue either if I was forcing such an inane and piss poor point!

[TheBaptistChild]

You are.

[TheBaptistChild]

By the way, you didn't answer my question. How do you date fossils? From the age of strata?

[TheBaptistChild]

The firmament is everything above the ground, the air, and the heavens (meaning space).

[TheBaptistChild]

If genes were being added rather than just shuffled, then wouldn't a two-headed turtle give birth to another two-headed turtle? It's obvious, considering how many mutations occur in many species of animals, that one two-headed turtle would give birth to another one like it, but it never happens, now does it?

[TheBaptistChild]

Evolution is genes being added, not genes being shuffled around to change the species of animal.

[TheBaptistChild]

You can't prove if there is or there is not any water above the galaxies.

The sky is a dome. Past the dome is outer space.

[TheBaptistChild]

Actually, Humans are Humans, and Apes are Apes.

Now, I want to ask you a question that just popped into my mind. How do you scientists date fossils?

[TheBaptistChild]

What you just said hasn't been proven, it only seems to have been. You can't prove something that takes so long to happen.

[TheBaptistChild]

The waters in both space and in heaven is what most people think.

[TheBaptistChild]

Evolution is a monkey turning into a human, not a weak bacteria turning into a stronger bacteria. If you lift weights constantly for a year, you will be pretty strong, but that doesn't mean that you evolved.

[TheBaptistChild]

The firmament is all of what is above the ground, including outer space.

[TheBaptistChild]

I got the gist of the Lenski Experiment. What I've gathered is that the only reason that these creatures seem to be evolving is that they are being raised in different conditions than usual. If you grew up in an insanely hot area, but then had children for several generations in a very cold area, say, Alaska, they will be used to cold weather. Does that mean that they evolved? Of course it doesn't, it just means that they can stand colder weather more than their ancestors.

[TheBaptistChild]

You still haven't proven anything to me.

I will never stop believing the truth.

[TheBaptistChild]

There aren't factual errors, facts just change over time.

I'll give you an example of a myth:

"In the beginning, there was nothing. Nothing happened to nothing, until nothing exploded, and created EVERYTHING. Eventually, the everything that magically came from nothing twisted and turned itself into many planets, including one absolute, perfectly habitable planet that hosts many organisms, including a species that has all of the skills it needs to survive, who believe in God."

[TheBaptistChild]

Those things don't PROVE evolution. They just seem as if they do. You can't prove it unless you could live for thousands of years.

No, I listen to everything from people of all other religious belief systems. Nothing CAN'T turn into everything, no matter what you say.

[TheBaptistChild]

Obviously, you haven't realized the truth, or else you wouldn't be arguing with me.

[TheBaptistChild]

Real evidence is something that truly helps to support a theory, (by that, I mean something that everyone says is evidence, not just a group of scientists.) while perceived evidence is just what people think of as evidence.

[TheBaptistChild]

Ok.

If scientists were able to construct their own version of The Big Bang and create a minuscule universe with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

That's pretty much it, and even then, I still would believe in God. But that is the only thing that really would make me question my beliefs.

[TheBaptistChild]

Are you saying that in general, I don't think about my beliefs? You would be wrong, my friend.

During the time of Jesus, for example, there wasn't a significant amount of Christians who thought that the end of times was dangerously near.

I think that you should read 2 Timothy 3:1-13 before telling me that my beliefs on the time of the rapture have no structure.

[TheBaptistChild]

The Bible doesn't explain everything. Plus, it only gives us information that is worth reading that can help us in our everyday lives. The Three Kelvin Background Radiation really isn't important.

The large-scale homogeneity of our universe? If everything is so alike in our universe, that's just another thing that helps to support creationism, that everything was made by the same Man, our God.

[TheBaptistChild]

If you have such an open mind, you would have realized the truth by now.

I'm withstanding scientific scrutiny right now.

[TheBaptistChild]

Yes, but we can see clouds, therefore they can't be a lie. Evolution doesn't exist, and can't be proven. If evolution takes so long to occur, there is absolutely no way that you would be able to observe it, therefore, you can never prove it.

[TheBaptistChild]

No, I expect that if evolution or the big bang was true, those things could happen.

[TheBaptistChild]

I gave you perfectly realistic examples, and you won't answer them. If nothing can create everything, then all of my examples are rendered possible.

There is absolutely no evidence behind evolution or the big bang. Saying that you have evidence is like me saying that I know that I have a supernatural being following me because I see a dark form on the ground that goes wherever I go during a sunny day. It's a shadow, not a supernatural being.

It's not evidence; it is just perceived as such.

[TheBaptistChild]

Yes, I could die tomorrow.

If it didn't happen in my lifetime, I wouldn't think that the rapture would ever happen.

I can't say that I definitely would think that, but that is what I think that my opinion would be now.

[TheBaptistChild]

Common descent isn't science, it's just a story, as is evolution and the big bang.

God is no imaginary friend.

[TheBaptistChild]

Yeah, sorry, that was stupid.

[TheBaptistChild]

No, if the rapture never happens in my lifetime, then yes, I don't think that it would ever happen.

Unclear what it means? It means exactly what I said!

[TheBaptistChild]

"Most Haunted"? I've never heard of it, but I'd like to check it out.

James Randi can bend the rules if he wishes.

Even most scientists believe that Jesus was a real person.

The rapture will happen, and it will happen soon.

[TheBaptistChild]

Science isn't from Satan; lies are.

The logical thing at this point would be to repent.

[TheBaptistChild]

All of the things that I said are possible to happen to me now.

[TheBaptistChild]

They are not contradictions; you just don't interpret them properly.

[TheBaptistChild]

Scientific consensus proves nothing but the fact that all of the people who agree with common descent are just fools.

[TheBaptistChild]

1. The coming of The Messiah.

2. Demons appearing in houses and terrorizing the unholy. People like to call these houses "haunted" houses.

3. The rapture has not happened yet.

Things that would make me not believe in God:

1. Dying and not going anywhere.

2. Scientists being able to create a minuscule universe out of absolutely NOTHING.

3. The Rapture never happening.

[TheBaptistChild]

The Bible is no work of fiction. It is a History and Reference Book that created the majority of laws that still apply to us today.

Believing that we came from apes when there is no SOLID evidence is much more blind than following the most important and preserved document of all time.

[TheBaptistChild]

Joseph Smith was no prophet. The New Testament clearly explains that there are no more real prophets of God anymore, and any other prophets are prophets for Satan. Joseph Smith was born after the New Testament was written.

The Book Of Mormon is just another book of Satan in disguise out there.

[TheBaptistChild]

I would tell him that he is crazy, but only because the scriptures say nothing of this.

It seems to me that your beliefs are just a bit more blind than mine. We have 66 documents to support our beliefs, while there is no structure to the Big Bang Theory. It shouldn't even be called a theory! You can't test or observe it.

[TheBaptistChild]

If so many other theories in history have been proven false, evolution can definitely be one of them.

I highly doubt that Christianity will keep growing very much. It will diminish until there are no Christians left, and then comes judgment day, my friend.

[Protaro]

this HAS to be a joke...

what does an old man, a boy and baloons have to do with "satan"???

[TheBaptistChild]

>the nearest thing to certainty is complete scientific consensus

But that's not COMPLETE certainty, now, is it?

They use science arguments so scientists can understand what they're talking about easier.

I don't reject science altogether, just the blatant lies.

[TheBaptistChild]

If he's the number one icon, why have I never heard of him?

[TheBaptistChild]

I said the majority, not every single scientist.

Just like so many other ideas throughout history, evolution will crash and burn. While Christianity will diminish, it will still be there.

[TheBaptistChild]

Well, Behe obviously isn't a true Christian, or else he would know why evolution is a false concept..

Just because many scientists all agree on something, that doesn't make it true. The majority of scientists hundreds of years ago thought that the world was flat, but was it? NO.

[TheBaptistChild]

>I believe in evidence.

What "evidence"? The transitional fossils? Do you have any idea how many other fossils that scientists gathered together with those ones? They just have to find (out of thousands) a number of fossils that look like one came from another.

I know plenty about this subject, both on my side, and yours.

[TheBaptistChild]

That's not particularly convenient.

What do you believe, in terms of how we got here? That we came from protein? You're being conned by evolutionists, who really are just story tellers.

[klmadita]

it's a joke, rigth?

jajajaja

wtf whit this loser xD

[TheBaptistChild]

The Bible tells us that God doesn't show himself to anyone until they're dead.

Evidence? How about The Bible!

[TheBaptistChild]

Well, good thing God isn't imaginary!

[folly4444]

is he advertising this movie for any would be pedophiles ?!?

[Harmysaell]

Hahaha!!

Alalalaloooo!

[Girlygirlxoxo16]

Wow, is this guy for real? This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Disney and Pixar make family movies, there not about sex or pedophilia.

[TheBaptistChild]

YOU ALSO refuse to believe every time.

So, what I believe is childish belief, but believing that humans were created by soup isn't childish?

Yes, you WILL burn in hell, and you know it.

[buyahz]

This is a man I'd like to get advice from.

[IWANNABEFAMOUS15]

you are right about the catholic church. since they have have more than one way to God (faith in Jesus) but there was nothing wrong about the movie

[TheBaptistChild]

You're not a man of God, you're a man of Satan!

[Intiom]

What's it like looking into a YouTube mirror?

[TheBaptistChild]

I don't know, I've never looked into one. Do you?

I think that you're implying that I'm like him. Well, there are many differences. One, I don't hate. The Bible instructs not to hate anyone. He hates. He's an Atheist, I'm a Christian. He thinks that Up is about a pedophile, when I'm guessing that the government wouldn't allow such things. He is racist for no good reason, and I'm not racist at all. He is a dressed-up hillbilly, and I'm definitely not.

[Intiom]

LOL! Are you out of your mind?

Watch the video again.

[TheBaptistChild]

What part makes me "out of my mind"?

He IS an Atheist. Watch some of his other videos, you'll notice. He's even admitted it before. He is just a comedian.

He thinks that God hates anyone who doesn't worship Him, which is not true at all.

[Intiom]

Indeed, how could anyone assume hate when we are going to *burn in HEYLL!* for simply denying the holy spirit.

It is so sad the way people read hate into that.

[TheBaptistChild]

It only seems fair, doesn't it? You're bothered for your life, people trying to tell you the truth. You refuse every single time, and then you burn in hell. It's no one elses fault, it's just yours.

[Intiom]

Fair? No. Just dogmatic.

Which all-powerful entity do you believe created the hell?

Which all-powerful entity do you believe created the overseer of that hell?

Which all-powerful entity do you believe spends each moment allowing hell to exist?

Which all-powerful entity do you believe created a species with a brain to fathom things for themselves?

Tell me whose fault it is again?

Tell me the difference between "truth" and assertions.

You seem to have folded on the "God isn't hateful issue".

[dingusmungus]

Hallelujah brother! Welcome back to youtube Pastor. I've missed your video sermons. Please brother bring the word of god to youtube more often. GLORY!

[mucast]

this man is full of hate.

[TheBaptistChild]

He is a Satanist pretending to be a good Christian. He's just an Atheist, and will be going to hell, I ensure you.

[aurash91]

there is no god or satan you dumb ass. the bible was written by a bunch of retards.

[TheBaptistChild]

You cannot prove any of that. Just try. Have you ever even looked at a Bible? The writing format and the organization of the books makes it clear that the writers were very intelligent. Of course they would be, they were influenced by THE LORD.

[atlg8or6137]

Oh, the burden is on you to prove that God exists.

I've never seen a unicorn (or God). I feel in my heart that there are unicorns (or God). It helps me get through life knowing that there are delightful, magical creatures around like unicorns (or God).

God, unicorns, leprauchans, Apollo, it's all the same BS, man.

[TheBaptistChild]

I agree. But the burden is on both of us, not just me.

I can't prove it, but then again, neither can you. But there are many things that I can use against you to disprove The Big Bang. You can't disprove my religion. All you say is that it isn't true. Why? You haven't said why yet.

[atlg8or6137]

My point is that Christianity is no more valid than Islam, The Greek Gods or the Norse Gods.  It's all just make believe to make men secure with their inevitable deaths.

The Bible reads like a book of myths written by mortal men who knew nothing about science or the nature of the universe...because it is.

[aurash91]

they were influenced by my left nut. lord? what lord ahahha there is no god, the only reason those "intelligent" people came up with "god" was to put fear in people and lessen corruption just cus people would be scared to go to hell for wrong doing. so yeah there is no god.

[razzledazzle41191]

Cath-e-olic. Pronunciation FAIL

And sadly this is not a parody. It's a funny video, but the guy is serious. Take a few minutes to lol at the website- this is "church" is a legitimate cult.

[wolfhazuza]

Just google or wiki his name or website. Of course it's fake xD

The whole forum on the site is also a parody.

[Kapner5]

Are you a catheolic boy? How many boys do you have in your basement?

>:(

[EuroRant]

Oh praise the Lord that there is finally someone out there in America (the future land of Sodomites) speaking for all us Christians. This is no joke, this is the truth.

This messenger was sent by the living God who told us in the book of Romans chapter 1 about 2000 years ago via some uneducated shepards and fisherman how to believe in God.

Prais the Lord for Pastor Fred and please join his church today at Landover Baptist Church.

[ArrowDel]

Ame- *cracks up* oh yeah...couldn't even hold a straight face for two seconds on that one....

[Elsmanwaterman]

roflmao

[burnhippiesforfuel]

"cathiolick"

[jeffmeckstroth]

I assume this is supposed to be a joke right?

[ltbelial]

Glory to the sodomites and to lbc

Thats fat pastor from lbc is also very amusing he should be posting some vids as well

[BMWGrover]

Pastor Decon Fred saved my soul! Preach it Freddy! Bless you mang!

[grahamers]

GLORY!