CH Live NYC: Pete Holmes

[thejabeach]

This is a positive YouTube comment. See! The world is a nice place Pete!

[pats12017]

@inquisitiveLaughter indeed he is batman... So good

[onlytag1way]

dis cockasion blows dix!!!!

[InquisitiveLaughter]

does he play batman in the collegehumor spoofs? I think he might...

[xiaonwa]

@InquisitiveLaughter yup

[hermespuddingcheese]

@Zoffonator no one likes you u little prick, especially not Pete holmes

[Zoffanator]

DIE JEWS!

[IAmSoWeird100]

rub it with your handgina until you climax!

[whatapitte]

99 people didn't make it through the night.

[F1R1NMAHLAZAH]

Pete holmes was office Desmond in the all-nighter

[TheMaster981000]

get and maintain in a direction rub it with your handgina until you climax...if you read between the lines

[silverclawwarriorcat]

i poked him lmao

[fuckinwok]

LAST PAERT WAS THE FUNNIEST

[Spencerspaz]

lol youtube comments are equally as offensive but ten times more annoying now then they were 3 years ago...

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

bahahaha 1:50 - 2:38 soo true

[1ellenoJ]

thumbs up if you saw him on conan and came here.

[RideTheLightning8]

LMAO THESE BORE-IENTALS SUCK AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

[TheNewYorkTV]

Wait... this balls joke is a little like Hannibal Buress's balls joke. Except the end I guess...

[angelicbeast]

If not working out and masturbating is the cure... HOW THE HELL DID I GET IT?! That just killed me..... I can't even type correctly because I'm still laughing so hard....

[tpeasetiger]

Just saw Pete Holmes at Gordon College live. Brilliant. He signed my target receipt for Old Spice. It said "Tom - You smell good!!" Boo ya.

[TimTehPilot]

FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS

[TheHitler420]

he looks like a young val kilmer with a drinking problem

[JohnnyFiction]

@TheHitler420 lol well said my friend

[robbi23]

he KILLED on comedy central

[DeviantSon13]

@robbi23 Dude, he kills EVERYWHERE!! =D

[thisishowweviewit]

He reminds me of a slightly larger Brendan Freser.



[navyinurface]

he should go to 4chan

[Mofran56]

IM TRIXIE I LIVE IN SAN FRAN

[bangletits]

i think two outta the three girls in the front were sisters.. two outta the three girls in front were also hot

[goggles86]

"Napoleon, you say? Why would he hide? He's translucent."

lmao

[Pwn3dism]

97 people leave vile comments

[jokeman1212]

this is real!

[Leclerc2342]

this guy voices the E*Trade baby

[betia1234]

Go to 3:24 and look at the guy in the blue shirt behind the second mic stand. He looks so gay.

[PatriotIzzy]

@betia1234 I don't see how he looks like a gay person -_-

[OddEye83]

Does anyone else have problems not starring at the chubby girl in the front with the white shirt? Boobies!!!..sorry, I noticed there weren't many pervy comments, thought i would contribute...

[Tlow187]

@OddEye83  Ya look at 4:22 ...She checks them out herself.... then moves her hair so we can have a better view LMAO

[lxtab]

-makes a fucking youtube comment-

umad? troll.jpg

[Tayclamation]

I love how he talks about us

[hatematedisgustion]

IM TRIXIE I LIVE IN SANFRAN

[KYRM09]

@hatematedisgustion WHY ARE YOU BUBBLING WITH BOILING HATE TRIXIE!!!

[lbr218]

@hatematedisgustion TUNA SMELTS FOR LUNCH MA

[JuggaloNinjaClown]

@hatematedisgustion WHY ARE YOU BOILING WITH BUBBLING HATE TRIXIE

[cubbie2o2o]

FUCK THE COMMERCIALS!!!

[oggo94]

@sanitydistortion amen to that.

[sanitydistortion]

youtube is the worst? Someone didn't hear about 4chan

[Leafenheimer]

This guy scares the shit outta me ever since he did that episode with Sarah where he calls her...But he's so damn funny...

[matthewmannequin5]

o let me triy that

[gilvamax22]

if you press Alt+F4, you get a secret message.

[XConnorsMusicX]

@gilvamax22 damn you :L

[RobTheLobotomist]

LMAO these borientals suck azz

[Hamburgler21]

I'M TRIXIE I'M FROM SAN FRAN

[TheFraternalWarriors]

My balls started randomly hurting like he said 2 days ago and it lasted for like 4 hours

[newsy8]

I'm too old to BLEEP him,so can I adopt him? ; D

[newsy8]

Senator,who is "Oneilly 19"? LMAO! 

[newsy8]

Brilliant!

[Melanie121176]

Reminds me of a young John Ritter - right down to his voice! :)

[whatdafunkenwaggles]

READborientalsBETWEENsuckTHEac­cLINES!

[ATrueKnifer]

@whatdafunkenwaggles he said two z's not c's

[JeffreyMoniz13]

DIE YOU PUERTO RICAN PIECE OF CRAP!!!

[michaelaaronmahoney]

I said I was sad and not sure if I was going to make it through the night on facebook... SOOOO FUNNY!!!!

[josh1422]

lol this guy is great

[CommanderKairu]

OMG at first I thought he wasn't going to be TOO funny, but by the end of it I was laughing pretty hard.

[Bowchickawowow57]

dude i saw his imitation of ten year olds segment and shit my pant. definitely a new favorite!

[Speicher075]

You are gay, you're all gay, fuck you, fuck these comments. Whew Youtube! Boner...

[BlueSunshineDust]

is there anythinq worse than youtube comments? FUCKING YOUTUBE comments!

lol haha (: i love pete holmes.

[NowWhatVideosCo]

It helps to ejaculate from time to time..if ya know what I mean. HA!!

[yakkahDotCom]

I loved this video, thanks!

[6663000]

Borientals.... LMAO

[dannyhookii]

I AM eating Triscuits! 

[flytreehuggers]

i cant believe he went for the lowes commerical

just a little dissapointed, Pete.

but whatever, he's funny as shit.

[datfunnyguy09]

lol i like this giy

[AnyStory]

"Doc, If the cure to this is masturbating... and not working out.... How the hell did I get it?! Ive been living that for years!" hahahahah that made my day

[Braydawg69]

@AnyStory Thans for that one i didn't even have to watch the video i just read the comments now

[JIMMYJEE]

I dont think youtube comments are bad :L

[purni733]

wow he has brilliant delivary

[SwimmingMunky2]

i've had a testicular torsion. it fucking hurts! they had to cut my sack open and untwist it. ruined my whole day.

[Eliox29]

he did the same jokes on jimmy fallon

[Jenjenluv1]

haha! What Up my name is trixie I live in san Fran.

[browneyedgirl16]

met him! he came to my school and he was awesome!

[Dominic53193]

lmao these borentals sux azz

[ExpressRNR]

This reminds me of a movie called Funny People but this is facebook, that was my space

[155002]

Haha Hilarious! My New Fav Comedian!

Ps- Is it just me, or does anyone else think that pete sort of looks like John Ritter from Threes Company?

[curly2214]

@155002 Yeah he definitely does a bit.

[newsy8]

@155002

OMG! JRitter has been reincarnated! ; )

[ifureadthisdie]

Of all the people who performed on CH live this guy is actually funny.

[datalorez]

This guy reminds me of John Ritter. RIP!

[Hoolihan14]

brilliant

[awesomepivots]

LMAO! THESE BORIENTILS SUCK AZZ!

[polarchucky]

best one yet

[Thetomeffect]

LMAO THESE BORIENTALS SUCK AZZ

[StopLifter]

LOL Fucking you tube comments! Word

[wooothooot]

thought this was pete holms, not ryan burbiglia

[goldeneye007662]

Mike Birbiglia dumbass

[DelusionalSyko]

LOL Napoleon in the bushes why would he hide he's translucent!

[WindWalker940]

i just wish i could put this on my favorites but i cant cuz youtube is being a fag to me :(

[roseboekholt]

This guy is awesome!

[trulychloe]

no he ain't

[platinumsalamander]

i just watched the latest CH live and it was meh, so i clicked on this again and HE IS FUNNY.

[pearch1]

FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS

[hatakesasha]

Haha.

He should see /b/ if he thinks Youtube comments are bad

[MrXanderPanda]

YOU BROKE RULES 1 AND 2!!!!

[hatakesasha]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFdammit

[dropdeadalina]

dude's so hilarious

[amanda4374]

just saw pete holmes on comedy central he's my new favorite

[AmazinglyNerdy69]

So agreed. I love him, now.

[312Toxic]

@amanda4374 just saw comedy central on pete holmes's he's my favorite

[trulychloe]

he stinks

[hanseykemmerer]

@amanda4374 same haha

[sephirothhoots]

i didn't know what to do... so i poked him

[Frodo313]

you must not be in college =P

[drpkik2face]

they be trollin pete

[bahaanaldo]

I'm distracted by the 3 pretty girls to the right.

[maxkroller]

Same here!

[whitebean49]

"get and maintain an erection, rub it with your hand-gina until you climax.....if you read between the lines" hahahaha

[Rahrawji]

I hate youtube comments!! Who writes youtube comments?

[ChocolateZebraFilms]

@Rahrawji you just did

[oldskoolsk8er69]

you apparently

[MafiRaiding]

he had a spot on comedy central yesterday, so jokes lol

[nocturnezero]

Is there one of him talking about Facebook, but referring to a girl going out for Appletinis and getting kidnapped by a creepy guy in a trench coat?

[icequeengw]

haha this is acctualy funny

[ptarleton]

FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS!

[fantabulousK]

@ptarleton 

[sportsluva156]

trixie from sanfran!

[kingdeamon18]

the stuff he says about youtube comments is way too true. i just never realized it until he talked about it

[Vortigern99]

Let's have a look at your beanbag!

[catoes]

FUCKING youtube comments

[tokinblckgie]

this dude is hilarious. Best CH live so far.

[cawley37]

My god he reminds of John Ritter!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

yes

[gUrAcoX463]

IM TRIXIE IM FROM SANFRAZ!

[nate252]

this guy is the best live dude

[metrostationjunkie]

Hehe 69,000 views...

[ebrach121]

:) thanks to my brother, there's another comedian to quote. "Freakin Youtube coments" :)

[Devedza]

PETE HOLMES IS THE BEST ONE IN CH!!!

[elliottmck]

hes actully funny :D

[varljohnson]

FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS!

[MrLesWhite]

trixie>>>>>>>

FTW

[tripleeeMatt]

it is helpful to ejaculate

[HimynamesGordon]

u guys are dumb. thats probably some 17 year old who watched this video and made the account

[aksquash]

im pretty sure the people who replied already knew that, they were just going along with the joke.

[jkid1134]

Why are you filled with boiling hatred Trixe?????

[wolkje79]

wow the real trixie from san fran replied

[TrixieFromSanFran]

IM TRIXIE I LIVE IN SAN FRAN!!

Black and jewish people suck.

[mczedd1]

Holy shit.

[mirNdalovesu]

RYAN IS EATING A TRISCUT

[yungdeezy36]

ryan is eating another triscut LOL

[jkid1134]

The YouTube part Reminds me of "We didn't start the flame war" also by CH. Check it out!

[drcoke0395]

lmao these borientals suck azz

[elementskateboards73]

IM TRIXXIE I LIVE IN SAN FRAN!

[xShaunBlaze]

his other collegehumor stand up comegy was so fucking funny

[peterpualgeneace]

stop the youtube comments oh shit i just put one

[candyswirls123]

omg, for some reason i'm crying and i almost peed myself from laughter. xD

[jaaramonk3y]

fuckin best stand up guy

[eoinbennettmorgan]

i got a cramp from laughing

[Lambskin1982]

FUCKING YOU TUBE COMMENTS!

[ImanRawker]

tat was funny as hell! lmao!

[mooreentstudios]

Is this at the UCB?

[taylorkny]

Oh my god, I think I love him.

[UnknownAccount0]

Wow, this has to be the funniest shit. xD

[FatMat426]

Pete Holmes for president!

[dafneec]

more pete holmes PLEASE.

[CountachVideos]

LOL LOL LOL Pete Holmes ROCKS!!! His videos are friggin hilarious!!!

[AmbitionToSkate]

first

[kcazzz]

example

[Ayowta]

youtube comments can get very oddly mean

[hexagoncubez]

oh wow... still laughing... this guy is the best iv seen on collegehumor

[funnyguy824]

4 REAL THIS GUYS HILARIOUS!!!

[chailisowns]

this guy cracks me up

[ienjoytaffy]

YOYO WUSSSSSUP!!!!