Homophobia Is The Way, Take Two: Homophobe's Revenge

[Missyloveyou4ever]

EHm SHut up because WE DON'T CAR ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU MEAN

BITCH GAY poeple have the same right as Straight poeple because they are human too. ANd not all the gays wants children or to be married you know Really shut up Because, I know some gay Icones they gonna punch you face xD

LIKE LADY GAGA,JEFFREE STAR,CLAUDIO DYLAN JOYCE,SHERRY VINE,PEPPERMINT Im straight yes BUt i love Gays they are more fun then straights. ! ANd you know i'm a fucking girl name's MELISSA BITCH !!!!!

[skeeterpillar]

Wow. You nailed it. There were more contradictions than I could count! It was hilarious! *only after, incidentaly, I finally realized you were being sarcastic*

I can be a bit of a moron...

But, thanks for the laugh!

[wisefreethinker242]

you do know white people came from black people, right?... bro, don't compare that sick twisted sin with the natural color of skin. homosexuality is unnatural skin color is not.

[TheRandomdancer101]

hilarious vid my lesbian friend even enjoyed it ;D

[Obistalker1]

You're a Blackadder fan?! Permission to shout "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume?

[TheBunnybeater]

@Obistalker1 Permission granted.

[Obistalker1]

@TheBunnybeater BRAVO!!!!!!!

[rosemont419]

Oh satire, how I love you so. And it is blatantly obvious (without the full screen descriptions) that you were just kidding around.

This is the kind of thing I wish I had the guts to do. Oh well, maybe someday.

But in all seriousness, this was absolutely brill. :) 5 stars for sure.

[mollyluvsrocknroll]

"As opposed to the... temporary kind..."

You're funny, but I think you need more moments like that to cement this as a parody.

[aaronexus]

Clearly you have never heard of Poe's Law Expressed as

Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing. Or, for the more math minded among us (I see you hiding there! Don't think I can't!), as the limit of Fundamentalism approaches infinity, religion equals parody. (Ha! You math freaks won't be able to refrain from correcting THAT mistake. Come fools, Euclide has already claimed your souls, what's one more?

[aaronexus]

As a side note, your attempt at parody would be much funnier if I had not been witness to fundies "explaining" the diaspora of Noah's creatures from his Ark... with volcanoes. No. Shit. Apparently someone was confused on their way to a Scientology con or whatever it is those people do. If I must, speaking frankly as an avowed Christian, I too admit to confusing the two at times. Both are filled primarily with those who think the word SCIENCE validates any bullshit, and the batshit insane.

[aaronexus]

DamN YoU yOutUBe and your draconian character count limits! o.O

[Wanda4242]

The subliminal message is awesome.

[DarkComet666]

You have nailed the lunacy of anti-sentiment on the head. Nicely done that man.

[ScabbedAngel16]

Hell yeah, we don't need to take no more shit from them queer-ass faggots!

(srsly tho, I'm gay, any gay guy who thinks you're serious and is offended is just a pussy, IMO. I loved it XD)

[Badwolf182]

love that way u cross boundaries AND without an inch of shame!

[TehConqueror]

nice subliminal

[TechnomancerMorhion]

I love societal and political satire.

[ILuvTheCookieMonster]

i think ud do an absolutely fab job being a comedian infront of millions of people =]

[2014nina]

ik ur prolly just kiddin around but i didnt like this at all srry!

[kittenless]

I must admit, I was a bit insulted, but I'm trying to keep in mind that you don't really mean this. But I suggest you be careful about how you talk about certain subject, especially if you want to do this live. People may take you seriously and be highly offended.

[TheDaveAgnew]

Anyone who takes this seriously deserves to be offended, because they're dull-witted mouthbreathers who can't read.

[princesskemo]

@TheDaveAgnew this video should be labeled in comedy :P lolz

[jarlmaster47]

haha this is some pretty good stuff. You've got a good stage presence. I think you should try your hand at stand-up non-online. Many comedy clubs have days when anyone can come in and perform. They often have tv execs who are looking for fresh, young comics. Who knows, you might get a big gig or a local one right there. If that douche Tosh.0 can get a show then you should have no trouble.

[sadguyfoundout1]

subbed! xD

[pwnoftheages]

Subbed ^^

[SydneyInTheSky]

heehee i love it.

[AbsoluteInsanity03]

that was one of the funniest things iv seen in a long time lol keep it up.

[planetsloan]

nice work...

[iChickenCake]

Great vid. Very funny! Also hilarious that you had to place disclaimers in HUGE letters at the beginning for people to pick up on the satire. :/

[TheBunnybeater]

And y'know what? Some still aren't, even after I put them up. And people wonder why satire is still relatively niche.

[RobBryan206]

Gay by God...Proud by Choice.

[samOFblorx]

"One, united, unthinking, bigoted, homophobic, hate-filled axis of decency."

5*

[TheBunnybeater]

Cheers!

Sorry, I've been looking at it for a few minutes now, and what is your profile picture? Is it your hand wrapped in a green and black rag, or what?

[samOFblorx]

Lol, it's a mitten. An ugly, multi-colored, raggedy mitten.

[TheBunnybeater]

I see. Any particularly deep metaphorical meaning behind it?

[samOFblorx]

It sorta ties into an inside joke actually. It has to do with a comic strip I made up, a couple pseudonyms I use, and an odd habit of mine. So believe it or not, there's really a theme behind it.

[freethinkerdangerous]

thanks for adding me as a friend :) Your videos are awesome.

*subscribes*

[SurpriseGuest1]

Good Funny Monologue there. And for a 10 minute reel surprisingly entertaining. I'd cut out the bits where it seems like the person you are speaking to is reacting.

Other than that its Brilliant!

[alwayssmilinggirl]

Homophobes r losers, u r a genius. :)

[lowendentheogen]

hail satan wohooooo

[jcrules54733]

Truth is truth. When life if just grey areas, life is a big joke and confusing. Society becomes tyrannical & lawless. Relativism: taught in schools for 40 years. Consequence: Our country has gone to hell in a handbasket. Even remote tribes discovered in isolated areas of the world, who'd never heard about Leviticus/Bible didn't allow sodomy. In their hearts and conscience they knew it would destroy their little society. Whose the savages? These tribes our our so-called "civil society?"

[TheBunnybeater]

"When life if (sic) just grey areas, life is a big joke and confusing".

Firstly, I was advocating a very direct truth. Homosexuality is fine. There's nothing wrong with it. People who oppose it are ignorant bigots. I wasn't trying to find a middle ground or anything, I didn't say or imply there was a grey area. You're wrong and I'm right.

"Society becomes tyrannical and lawless"

You realise those terms are as close to contradicting each other as is possible without actually being antonyms?

[TheBunnybeater]

"Relativism: taught in schools for 40 years."

Can you provide anything to back that claim up?

"Consequence: Our country (I live in New Zealand, dipshit. Which, incidentally, has higher life expectancy, literacy, employment, and oveall quality of life than the decidedly more conservative USA) has gone to hell in a handbasket."

Could ya justify that one as well while you're at it?

[TheBunnybeater]

"In their hearts and conscience they knew it would destroy their little society"

Well, if a heretofore undiscovered tiny tribe in the middle of nowhere forbids it, it must the true path! Screw reason and logic!

"Whose (sic) the savages? These tribes our (sic) our so-called "civil society"?

Um, I don't know where all this is coming from. You've started getting indignant over something that nobody's brought up.

Now, try your argument again, and this time use actual thoughts.

[jcrules54733]

"undiscovered tiny tribe in the middle of nowhere forbids it"...is that what I said? That isn't what I said. To use your words, "Screw your logic." You don't have any when you assume and start twisting and exaggerating what I write. Furthermore, you're the one getting "indignant." I didn't start the name calling. You did. You lose ground when you start slingin mud at the messenger instead of the message.

[jcrules54733]

Yeah, I researched and studied OBE (Outcome Based Education) for 20 years because it was being foisted on my children. I demanded their curriculum and read it. I send for Goals 2000 legislation and read it. I studied my children's school textbooks in grade school and highschool. I talked with my children & others questioning them on what they were learning. Knock off the name-calling. That's what is so disgusting about you amoral people. You can't debate without your filthy namecalling..

[jcrules54733]

So there's nothing wrong with someone wanting to have sex with the sewer system of the body? So there nothing wrong with their radical agenda of forcing these filthy ideas down the throat of kindergardeners in schools. So theres nothing wrong with putting gerbals, after their teeth are removed up eachothers rear end for sexual pleasure, the sadism involved, or parading in the streets naked and mocking Jesus. Give me a break. I cited the sudy of remote tribes. The proof is in the pudding!

[urethane22]

*highfive*

[ninjagrinder]

I don't see why so many people complain about pausing the video in the right moment, lol it was easy for me :)

Godd work, really funny stuff. Makes a lot of sense. And I'm homophobic, so I'm being completely impartial. My reasons are not important, I just despise gay men. I think it's gross. It's just a matter of aesthetics to me. But I'm not against them. They have the same rights as anyone. I understand that. Anyway, cool video, I just love sarcasm as a way of expression. Keep it up ;)

[emokiddy666]

sorry but please leave the gays and other non straight people alone.

[emokiddy666]

oy oy oy!, lol, im bi, what is it with people being assholes? y dont u just leave us alone and get on with yer lives.

[guitmartiman]

A parody of stereotypical propagandic proportions! There are many of us who believe in Jesus and His Word who, while we believe the homosexual lifestyle is immoral, just as sexual activity of any kind is immoral outside of marriage, we harbor no ill will against the homosexual or any other sinner. We recognize that we ourselves are sinners in need of the Savior's forgiveness. We have no wish to force anything on anyone, notwithstanding that there are those among us who do.

[guitmartiman]

That having been said, the root question behind all of this is whether or not there is such a thing as absolute Truth. If not, then the concept of right or wrong can only be defined by a majority consensus. I happen to believe in absolute Truth, and so I live my life (to the best of my ability by God's grace) and vote my conscience based on that belief. Others who may or may not share my view are free to do the same. Majority consensus is generally what defines our laws in this world.

[TheBunnybeater]

I do not only have a problem with people who actively seek to ban homosexual relationships.

I also have a problem with people who believe that it is evil to have such relations, because your beliefs - even if you're not one of those people who seek to legislate them - nevertheless promote the rampant discrimination and homophobia prevalent in society, and help to normalise the opinions of those who do wish to ban it.

(TBC)

[TheBunnybeater]

Furthermore, your homophobia stems from your belief in "absolute Truth" (no idea why you capitalise the 'T' there), which I presume comes from your theological beliefs. I would postulate at this point that your belief in an Israeli desert god hardly qualifies as a justified version of "absolute Truth", nor would I agree that without "absolute Truth", only a majority consensus can define right and wrong. Logic and reasoning (and should) determine right and wrong, and... (TBC)

[TheBunnybeater]

...there is no rational reason why two individuals of the same sex should not be permitted to consentually perform whatever acts - sexual, romantic, or otherwise - that they want.

The fact that you do not "force anything on anyone" (although I would guess that you choose to indoctrinate any children you may have into your religion) does not, in any way, shape, or form, change the fact that your beliefs are bigoted, archaic, and primitive, and the fact that you don't force them on others...(TBC)

[TheBunnybeater]

...in no way mitigates this. In much the same way that it is not enough to eliminate institutionalised racism, but we must also attempt to eradicate individual racial hatred, we must also do all that we can to remove the closed-minded, juvenile, superstitious beliefs that you and your religion propagate.

So though you might not like to think so, this video targets you as much as it does any Westboro Baptist.

Sorry for the verbal abuse, but your beliefs deserve it.

[NFLredskinsfootball]

your pro-gay how? You say they should "die eternally" and you call them fags. And you call them "fucking queer gay liberals." I just don't get why your pro-gay

[TheBunnybeater]

SATIRE. PARODY. READ THE BLOODY DESCRIPTION.

That sign flashes up at the very beginning of this video, taking up half the screen. How do so many people miss it?

[awreslr2]

Oh my....I am a "tool of Satan" thanks to God and to you for pointing this out.

Actually, I'd like to "civil union" with you! You're hot!

[Agneszja]

yea good work

[tigersmt334]

Lol, loved the subliminal message.

[SeanyW1888]

i see why your pro-gay..

[BAZHE]

Freedom of speech is all yours

Tell it Baby

[nipanstudio]

Good One! I agree.

[CambriaDiscoStarFall]

I LOVE YOU!

[JohnnyHouse]

7:27 LOL

[spinout3]

great ryan, really funny. love the subliminal message. you are going to be very big my friend. i also love how some of the people who leave messages just dont get that its satire. keep up the good work. 10/10.

[chinaeyes22]

Great satire, Ryan. An eye-opener for the narrow-minded.

The world will be a less sadder place if there are no homophobics and racists who would look down on those who are different.

Keep up the good work. X-D X-D X-D

[auamoti]

funny ish .. well done

[NormaDesmondslife]

I SAID SITDOWN !

[GenieBella]

Totally agree. This made me laugh. Homophobes make no sense at all. =P

(btw I know this is satire hehe)

[wiiisthebest]

ew

pro gay

[TheBunnybeater]

*sigh*

Yes, pro gay. Got a problem with that?

Well, hey, at least he realised it's a satire...

[Dinru]

Oh no, eww! Supporting the rights of the minority and being theologically correct, while spreading a message of tolerance! EWW!

But at least you realized it. Silver lining I guess.

[confuse]

My mums a homosexual

[DoomDen]

You are simply awesome.

You show them, I also hate gays so much.

...Nah, I understand satire, and I think you're a genius.

[TheBunnybeater]

Please tell me that your videos are jokes.

Really, really bad jokes.

[tonyjones595]

Think of all the fundies dining with all the mass murderers throughout history. ;)

[rossperth]

This was funny. I love the tags too. Subscribed.

[TheBunnybeater]

THANK YOU!

See, this guy gets it!

[grigorovich07]

I get it too its funny LMFAO I subbed too =)

[TheBleedingLake]

besides, i love comedy, you pretty much summed it up pretty well

[TheBleedingLake]

lol you dont like logic... mkay ! then why dont'cha head for the hills and take a long leap ? Hurr hurr

[SilenceInfinity]

lol'd. made my day. i can't handle so much faggotry - talking about the bullshit that came outa your mouth. You don't make sence, you beleiv in a story book and you got incredbly headraped.

Shoot yourself

[TheBunnybeater]

*sigh*

Read the description.

[SilenceInfinity]

your fault if you take me srsly

[TheBunnybeater]

...what?

I'm utterly confused. You're not making any sense.

Stop. Think carefully. Then write some full sentences which describe your thoughts.

[SilenceInfinity]

no you

[hamilton701]

It took forever to hit the pause button at just the right moment so that I could see that subliminal message. Lulz

[jspiritiger]

Definition of the word "Satire":

Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

I now return you to this funny video.

[mstyana]

LOL!!! You are funny... But it's so real!!

[pinthed]

brilliant!!! I live in California where gay marriage has just been banned because of homophobes who seriously act the way you were pretending to in the video and it's great to see a video like this.

[Poeticsteph04]

you are halairious! ( i read the disclaimer)

[xXLOLFREAKXx]

Can't let me have an argument can't you...

[TheBunnybeater]

Firstly, double negative. Poor grammar.

Secondly, do you actually understand what satire is?

[xXLOLFREAKXx]

I do understand your point on how you think it's creepy, Thus being an opinion as you read earlier, I have them myself.

And the Whole 'fags are trying to ruin society somehow'... Is just you being paranoid. Find some help and talk it out with profesional help...

You could go ahead and argue with me, cause personally this is fun for me. I'll just won't die out... Have fun XD

[TheBunnybeater]

Dude.

Read the description.

[787Bisurdaddy]

Unfortunately, the sad fact of the matter as far as I can tell is that I'm the sole person on Youtube who actually reads video descriptions. Edward Current tags all his videos as "Comedy" and still gets massive amounts of comments from people who think he's serious.

[bagnewauckland]

Oh, my word, another person who reads the descriptions! There's two of us!

[xXLOLFREAKXx]

The whole Comment about my bible was a joke ,cause I don't believe in god which means no extra paper for me to lug around and bore myself over..., if you didn't get it then I'm sorry.

And I got a question. How could you follow the sayings in the bible? How do you know that god said them and not some half retarded man trying to get people to follow him.

[xXLOLFREAKXx]

1) You're views points are all biased on 'God...' Which in my bible... Doesn't exist

2) You have no right to judge man and people... isn't that god's job? Your religion your god... YOU Follow His Fucking Rules.

3) I like the way of how You control the arguement, just avoid using such negative words and you'll have people following and listening to you

[TheBunnybeater]

1) Not true. I've also included some of the more stellar secular arguments, such as "it's creepy" and "fags are trying to ruin society somehow".

2) Firstly, I have every right to judge "man and people". We are the only sentient beings on this planet. If we don't, then who will? If God wants to judge people for us, then he should really make his decisions more public. Besides which, I'm not judging people in this video (besides homophobes), so your point is irrelevant (and wrong).

(TBC)

[TheBunnybeater]

Secondly, "Your religion your god"? Didn't you just say that my "arguement" was "biased on 'God...' Which in my bible... Doesn't exist"? Do I believe in your God or not? I'm confused.

I won't "Follow His Fucking Rules" (learn how capitals work) until he shows me that he actually made them, and not insecure Bronze Age homophobes.

(TBC)

[TheBunnybeater]

3) Your syntax here is so awful that I'm struggling to figure out exactly what the hell it is that you're trying to say. I think you're trying to say that I'm controlling the argument though. Let me explain something to you.

THIS IS A YOUTUBE VIDEO. THIS WAS NOT A DEBATE OR A DISCUSSION. EXACTLY HOW COULD I HAVE NOT CONTROLLED THE ARGUMENT?

I heartily invite you to present your side of the argument in a video, and post it as a reply. And I will be happy to reply to that as well.

And laugh.

[SweetChildOHis]

You're great at using satire correctly.

Go gays!

And I mean that seriously, not sarcastically, just for the record. ;-)

[ribwich3]

Really great job. It's good to see some satire done correctly.

[marique32]

what you think god think about you sir. lil boy. its gods job, not you job

[TheBunnybeater]

I'm a bit unclear about exactly what job it is you're talking about. Do bother to point that out next time, us silly heathen unbelievers need the wise to explain these simple things to us.

I don't think God thinks anything about me, on the grounds that I seriously doubt his existence. Assuming, however, for the sake of argument, that he does, I believe he thinks I'm an arrogant prick who seeks to undermine him and his misogynistic, homophobic hate-mongering.

*shrugs* Don't much care.

[TheEldritchMrShiny]

Thank you. There is a shortage of good, intelligent, earnest satire in the modern age, and you seem to be doing something to remedy this. I applaud you, sir.

[TheBunnybeater]

Thank you, Mr. Shiny. It's always good to know that someone appreciates my work.

[crysistech]

Homo!

[cphoover11]

and proud of it bitch!

[DavidJamesMondragon2]

haha

i had to waste like 20 minutes to try and read your

"subliminal message"

XP

[TheBunnybeater]

You think that's bad? It was originally written in Russian.

Eventually I realised that it doesn't work if no-one knows what it means.

[DavidJamesMondragon2]

no

cause it was only like half a second long and it was nearly impossible to stop precisely on it

:/

[cuticle123]

wats wrong with a black guy and a white girl going out

[TheBunnybeater]

Nothing. That's the point of that comment. I'm trying to highlight the extreme similarities between racism and homophobia.

The people who are today declaring homosexuality to be evil were the same kind of people who were declaring black people to be an inferior race fifty years ago.

[bagnewauckland]

It's AMEN not Ah, Men!

[TheBunnybeater]

That entirely depends on whether you're concluding a prayer, or lamenting the phallocentric attitudes of modern society.

[305abnormal]

your right

[Anastriel]

Very funny. Well done.

[brianownzyou]

Your right! Who the hell do they think they are? You don't need to make sense! Only faggot liberals want you to make sense, and thats because they're too gay to just take you at your word, like every other sensible person in the world!

[Knewtz]

lol, fucktard

[GreenKore]

It's satire.

[GothicSuicideAngel]

Ryan! Very funny. Lots of laugh-out-loud moments.

[davidecaramelli]

hilarious. relevant issues foregrounded. good work ;)

[mootobee]

Even the vikings married each other before Sweden was Christianized by force(death or?) so why does the church belive that the marriages is something that they could decide over?????? They are still stealing everything they can!!!!

[machinimaPhoenix]

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.

[gbrangl7]

i dnt understand who God thinks he is by saying that gay people can't be married..anyway very nicly done i hate homophobes even more now =] (jkjk) but thankyou for putting it into perspective

[dismantlemedownn]

very nice.

[zackaz]

I congratulate you good sir