If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) - (Clip 2)

[1812over2]

rush limbaugh jerks of to this vid

[Beastkingzetta]

the candy is a lie

[omnipotentcow]

That guy in the front is so lucky, he got all of the candy! (I think we all know who he prays to.)

[evil99019]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

somehow this is the 1st thing that came to my mind when I watched the clip

[mario5733]

Shit, he's got me Sold!!

[Highlander1G]

You mean all I have to do is follow Fidel Castro and I get FREE CANDY?! Shit, sign my ass up, Comrade! Finally those capitalist pig dogs will pay for their crimes...and I get all the Jolly Ranchers I want!

[machetezone]

castro can also fly

[machetezone]

if castro gave me candy i would fallow him to

[AtheismCentral]

@machetezone

LOL

[MaoistRebelNews2]

communism > jesus

[AtheismCentral]

@MaoistRebelNews2

Holy shit I knew I'd find your comment here..

[ozzyscruggs1]

Wait a second. Jesus DOES bring candy. Ever heard of Easter?

[poblachtacha]

I love the fact that he's wearing an armband like an SS officer. Fascism and communism must have seemed much the same thing to Estus Pirkle.

[trilobright]

From what I recall from high school Latin classes, "Estus" is basically the third person singular verb form of "it is"(who can forget "sum es est, sumus, estis, sunt" made into a masculine name. Very reminiscent of the Tetragramaton holy name of God, meaning "I Am that which I Am" (but instead, "It is so", or "It is that which it is".

[katrus]

I don't know how you can be anything but a preacher with a name like Estus Pirkle.

[trilobright]

@katrus

A smarmy Southern one at that.

[boccastones]

The funniest thing is that Christians don't realize that Jesus was a commie himself

[SecuR0M]

american atheist capitalist libertarian freedom lover anti-communist paradox

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

[WhatTheDuckVids]

THANK YOU, COMRADE FIDEL <3. JESUS BAD, COMMUNISM GOOD. LMAO.

[jumpnjza2]

Lol, the commissar has a point. If Jesus answers prayers, where is the fucking candy? Christian fundies are fucking dumb, they get fucking owned even when they're attacking communists.

[CajunCommie]

Fidel Castro is the shit, he's always hooking the kids up for Halloween

[karoloandria]

I WANT FIDEL TO GIVE ME CANDY!!!!

[drumrave]

The Candy is a Lie

[AntidoteY]

How many times does he need to emphasize how glorious Fidel Castro is? A gay communist gives candy to young, white Christian children -- every right-wing shitbucket's worst nightmare.

[mark1800]

lol @ star wars-like soundtrack

[therealxxtubbyxx]

Holy shit is that Burt Reynold's?

[BurnSpangler]

FIDEL!!!!!!!!



[Megapolitano]

So this means... Fidel is Santa Claus?

Somehow, I ALWAYS knew it.

[Cyclonus21]

Wow they really didn't prove anything, except Jesus won't do jack shit for you and Communism will.

[LLlap]

you could make the exact same film about Santa Claus.

[cybryn]

I love how at the end he sifts the candy through his hands like its gold coins or something and says GLORIIIIIOOOOOUS.

[kissmewhereyoucan76]

What is the difference between a Bank in capitalism and a Bank in socialism?

Well, in socialism the Bank is national first and then bankrupt!

[kissmewhereyoucan76]

I love children!

They are as corruptible as the most politics!

[LikwidSchitz]

"Now how many of you would like to have some candeh?"

"Lets see if your Jesus will bring you some candeh now, and produce ah maricle!"

[xRHYDDERCHx]

EPIC FAIL

Did someone who watched this shit at the time believe all that stupid stuff?

[lekotar]

Funny thing is.. cuba produces a lot of sugar.. so practically they have lots of candy to offer :D

[bloggingbaptist]

This also happened in China.. I wish Estus Pirkle used Communist China instead of Cuba.

[nativepoint14]

well they say the lord works through people.. or somthing like that, so maybe jesus gave them candy because think about it jesus could have just as easily killed the guy with the candy.

[dustdog1]

Jesus said to help the poor, yes. He never said "let's take Pontius's money and give it to Galilee."

[BabetteBombshell]

This is too funny, but it was done in schools in Cuba.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@BabetteBombshell Oh, YEAAH!!!! SURE it was!!!! lol

[BabetteBombshell]

@xRHYDDERCHx Honestly, you have no idea... come down to Miami and you'll hear about what growing up in Cuba was like first hand from generations of people who escaped.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@BabetteBombshell great place to hear something coherent about Cuba

what a pity...

[fettergraf]

its kinda ironic because jesus was himself a sort of early communist

[roaringwaterbay]

that dirty communist.

[karlmarx2010]

funniest thing iv seen all day

[ninjadog056]

Jajajajaja

this is sooooo stupid, fucking cristian propaganda, its just blatantly stupid jajajajaja. viva la revolucion!

[ThoughtTraveler]

These guys would fit right into the new Obama Marxist system that is being forced upon us. However these honkeys are not exactly Obama material if you know what I mean.

[ThoughtTraveler]

When you stop taking it up the ass and move out of your mom's basement then maybe I will listen to you.

[ThoughtTraveler]

Ohhh struck a nerve dork?

I see the Mom's basement comment hit home.

Is your MOMMY as fat and ugly as you?

[TurdSnatcher777]

You don't get out much, do you? LOL

[ThoughtTraveler]

You don't get laid much, do you? LOL.

[TurdSnatcher777]

Actually, I do. More than you probably do.

[TurdSnatcher777]

Go back to reading your Bible and pinching yourself every time you look at a woman with lust.

[ThoughtTraveler]

If this guy was Black...I am sure Obama would hire him in an INSTANT.

[ThoughtTraveler]

Hey...you would fit right in the the new Obama Soviet system. Arrogant, ignorant, and ready to steal other peoples money.

[SAsolidox]

you're retarded

QED

[SAsolidox]

lol like you have money to be worried about anyway

[GREGORYABUTLER]

So, Burt Reynolds is a communist?

[BlakeWallington]

Just don't ask Castro for toilet paper.

[TapOnX]

Well, if you actually want a candy more...

[mrgfife]

you know he's got a point, Fidel Castro did answer his prayer and Jesus didn't

[SamFromNT]

@mrgfife I think you've successfully made the best comment in youtube history.

[rayramis22]

Im going to start my own ideology called Candyism.

[MrMeT0]

Fidel-1

Jesus- 0

looks like candy makes all the difference!

[ddxt301]

its quite a convincing arguement; fidel has candy, jesus has not

[wing1914]

i love fidel's sweet, sweet candy

[darkflyes]

THE CANDY IS IN MY HEART ;_;

[butheadVSbevus]

what kind of miracle is candy? Only Ormand can be this cheesy

[LikwidSchitz]

Well Fidel has a beard and a tan complection like Jesus, I guess it could work.

[Sambucacat]

Actually Che would resemble Jesus more than Castro would. (because of his hair).

[LikwidSchitz]

Yeah, plus the martyrdom, and dying for a cause and washing lepers and what not.

[Sambucacat]

Yea he did do that didn't he?

[worldsworstjukebox]

I'm convinced. Fidel is the way to candy. Jesus never brings me any. There is only Fidel.

[Sergionewyork]

Go Fidel!

[randywilharm]

Jesus was at the dentist that day.

[odinvonzero]

Of course Jesus couldn't bring candy. He'd be bringing the toothpaste.

[Sergionewyork]

HAHAHHA

[MoiDeCoentro]

"Your Jesus didn't bring any candy"

[ensrifraff]

So like, are they Russians or Cubans?

[FuckingxJerryxLewis]

The bastard put religion up to scientific scrutiny! i knew Communists were evil, but that's just awful.

[Sergionewyork]

religion is awful too

[CountTonac]

this is true i mean i dont see any candy i dont taste any candy xD i hope fidel castro will give me candy

[flyktsoda]

HAHAHAHA xD

[cryptsub]

There was a scene like this in "Europa Europa"!

[FuckingxJerryxLewis]

Yeah, it reminds me of the part where Solomon and Hitler were hiding in the closet.

[FIFA07Addicted]

this is anti-communist propaganda, but instead of being sarcastic, is saying all the non-sarcastic truth.

[11kkim2]

Fuck communism

it lead to russia's downfall (noobs!!)

[d3p3ch3mod3]

Christianity is stupid. Communism is good. Give up.

[gideonMorrison]

you're an idiot. go die.

[Sergionewyork]

why ,how, what.... who is dying? hahahaha

[Vmiroshnikov]

im sorry, this is so funny

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Christianity is stupid! Communism is good! Give up

[tommclean]

There is no candy, only Zool

[disenchantedgrl]

Not really accurate, my husband grew up in the Soviet Union, it wasn't that bad at all.

[EntropyHaptens]

Whats bad about candy?

[Rycroftboy]

As far as anti-communist propaganda goes,this is just sloppy.

If I was against communism, I would be embarrased of shoddy, ridiculous propaganda flicks like this.

instead, as a Red, I laugh.

[jpowell180]

There's a similar scene like this in Europa,Europa, where a Jewish kid living in the Russian-conquered eastern Poland makes the kids pray to Stalin, and some commie drops candy from the ventilation shaft in the celing.

[nn2s]

cuban, not russian. but he is still Caucasian.

"We will pray to our glorious leader fidel castro..."

awesome.

[Spayel]

I thought that blackboard at the back read "Candy is good" at first, not Communnism etc. etc.

Interesting how the Russian has an American accent eh?

This is so bad....it's kinda funny.

"Give me candy God!"

[Vmiroshnikov]

thats what i said about the accent

[diogeneslaertius666]

there is no candy, your jesus didnt bring us any!

[Vmiroshnikov]

:'(

[Skramzskater]

LOL

[mikebols]

xenu rules!

[cacaroG]

loooooool, possibly most retarded piece of propaganda ever made.

[Chefshaolin]

I'm totally voting for Castro in 2008. Candy to the people!

[niggerkike]

oh gooooood so awesome

[oxsteam]

Wow. Convinced me. I'm off the Jesus.

[mrmody]

Where are the black people?

[Bossypenis]

Mystery Science Theatre seriously needs to spoof this.

[tabledogpurpleliquef]

lol... they don't need to.

[rossburnham]

Jaysus dusnt lak candee so he didnt brang any to those pore yunguns in the grips of that bad commie Jaysus laks wine n braid cuz its his bodie and blood and if those yunguns has praid difrent they woudve gottin lots of wine n braid

[felixjazzage]

I can't stand communists, but this is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. That is the cheapest looking costume on the "comrade" there I've ever seen, especially that Nazi-style armband with hammer and sickle.

Also, I think this is set in some alternate universe where 1960's Alabama became a communist socialist republic under the control of Cuba. ...But, I could be wrong.

[niggerkike]

that girl at 1:21 definitely grew up to be a fox

[yorkeftw]

"Jesus doesn't bring you any caaandy. Do you want some caaandy?" ...I don't have a word, I lost my breath laughing!

[MoralBankruptcy]

"So remember kids: tooth decay is the work of godless pinko scum!

Brought to you by the American Dental Association!"

[urbild]

Sooooo, Jeezus, why couldn't you give those poor kids some cayyyndie??? Rev. Pirkle got's some splaining to do.

[DomainUnavailable]

I love the big "COMMUNISM IS GOOD" on the chalkboard behind the kids.

[MrSExperience]

I hate you Jesus, why can't you be like Fidel

[Aelcyx]

Whoa! Free candy! Sign me up!

[tinchime]

i think hook stole this scene