I used to dodge the subject of Jacksons death with some people. They were always giving me grief because I wasn't more upset about the death of a person I didn't give half a shit about even when they were alive. Jimmy's got more guts than me.
I'm so tired of hearing people say that he isn't their dad! First of all Blanket looks exactly like him. Paris and Prince also look a bit like him but they look probably more like Debbie(their mom).
...and just for the sake of the argument if he wasn't their bio dad...WHY THE F*CK DOES THAT MATTER? Brad and Angie have like 10 children that aren't theirs and no one says nothing! Thats because there is NOTHING wrong with it!
The media HATES the Jackson Family! -.- (and i hate the media)
@HugrunL95 Oh..ok.... sometimes I get comments on things that I really have forgotten about and ask myself why the hell I ever left a comment, so I get that!! LOL
As a member of my species who gave me some tunes, I think MJ was a good guy. But thinking he's anything more than that is just idol worship and nonsense. Respect people for their ideas and contributions to the welfare of the world. Not for the body they inhabit.
@SigmaSigmaGnarly Millions of people loved MJ when he was still alive, even in his later years. And also, he wasn't a peodophile, in the 1st case his insurance was forced to pay out because the father put in a negligence claim. Of course this was never reported in the media.
@002lisamarie Haha in his "1st case". Meaning there were more than one. Like its just a coincidence that he was accused of it multiple times. You can still like his music, hell thriller is the shit, but just admit he probably touched kids.
@SigmaSigmaGnarly There were two cases, the 2nd family were motivated by the money the first one got. In the first case his insurance was forced to pay out because the father put in a negligence claim.
@Number7smokesForEver Idiot. MJ was not a peadophile, and most 'normal' people with taste and hearts loved him and his music. There will never be anyone as universally loved as MJ.
@002lisamarie You care so much about celebrities or about just anyone that happens to die? Would you cry for my grandfather if I told you he died 2 weeks ago?
@PktMma No, because I've never heard of or loved your grandad. It is possible to love and miss someone you have never met, especially when you have been a fan your whole life, and they were very special.
@002lisamarie Yeah, I don't have that kind of intimate relationship with pictures on a magazine. I save that for my friends and family. I may have a colder heart but you sure have a pretty skanky one.
@PktMma Skanky ? Ha Ha. Why can't you love and admire a star for their music, uniqueness,talent and charity ? I never said I didn't love my friends and family.
@002lisamarie While I think charity is self-promoting BS I sure like some of MJ's music. That doesn't mean I feel something about his death that wouldn't feel about the death of some complete stranger on the other side of the world - which he is to me BTW.
@inconcordium Nah, i would rather see Jackson or Diana go than Jimmy. Jimmy is just comedic gold and it would be a big loss. I couldn't give a **** about Jackson or Diana, because they haven't created anything i find interesting...
Being English, and in England at the time, my first reaction was sadness for her young children, which, after the media manipulated outpouring of grief, quickly changed to pity for anyone else who'd lost a family member/friend on that day.
This was the very first year I came to settle in Thailand. And the ridiculously superficial outpouring of 'grief' from the locals was truly sickening.
@IlluminatedRain In my comment I was speaking about the middle ages, during which royalty would only mate with royalty, usually for cultural and political reasons, which I feel was the stepping stone of Jimmy Carr's joke. A misrepresentation for comedy value, if you will.
Laughing about someones death... How sad... I was not fan of MJ at all, but damn, grow the fuck up. Are they not gonna give a fuck when their wife/kids die in... lets say, a car accident? Man I would love to see their faces then.
I was in France when I heard. It was 6am, and for some reason, all french radio had time for was "...And that was Mika's new hit single. This morning, Michael Jackson, king of pop, died tragically. And now for some gay french rapper..."
I thought "Meh. Thought he'd get a bigger mention than that."
Then I ventured out into the world.
Even the moroccan nanny of the friend of a friend while giving me directions to the train station stopped to tell me, in broken french, how tragic it all was.
@flyoverangel Actually, MJ was regarded as the greatest of all time and loved by millions when he was still alive, even in his later years. Watch Will you be there, Billie Jean Motown 25. Another Part of me paris and Grammys 88. And THEN tell me he wasn't amazing.
@storkursyrra The Swedish Royal Family is inbred, which, after some generations, causes genetic problems, perhaps the most visual of which is thin, pale, lucid skin. They look a bit like Voldemort, if you know what I mean.
@Hankatu Every single royal family in europe is inbred, not just the Swedish. They're all related in one way or an other. In 1905 a Danish prince and an English princess came over to Norway to start the current Norwegian one. It's good they've started too look outside the relatives for life companions. This goes for every royal family..
I read in Vanity Fair that the police had the emergency room report and in it ,one of the boys described and drew exactly how his "vitiligo" rash went around his penis.
This same boys parents got like 10 million and then dropped the charges.
@frmertd You should read 'Was Michael Jackson Framed '. Also look up about how his insurance was forced to pay out in the 1st case because the scheming father put in a negligence claim. Of course this was never reported in the media.
I didn't, and never gave a flying fuck about that idiot and pedofile, squeaking squarking "singer?!" of jackson. Always hated him, and all his pedofile mates.
P.s. Anybody who thought he was a "singer?!" should get their ears examined and stop commentating on music, as they obviously haven't got a clue. Those people should listen to what the media have up next to decide what is good for them to listen or watch. I just don't give a flying .... 'bout celery celebs good or bad..
@toreaxe Michael Jackson was exhonerated, both of his accusers admitted as much and the father of the first committed suicide when he was exposed for the fraud he was. The whole thing was certainly an entertaining fairytale for chromosome compromised degenerates like you whose parents are probably brother and sister. Just thought you would like to know what you are since your mind seems to "exist" so differently from us less intellectually compromised members of society.
@EnergonCubed Thanks for telling me what i am. I didn't know till you told me, Thanks for the compliments even if you don't know me . Guess your a fan of wacko. Hahaha i suppose that says it all... I won't further comment as you probably would get offended.
@toreaxe It is for certain that you know even less than that but I am not your father/uncle so I will not be an enabler for you. And I love MJ, he is the King of Pop, one of our great innovators in music and dance and the greatest entertainer ever. Who are you? An underwhelming impressionable misanthrope who lacks an understanding of third grade grammar. So come on you sour sperm sample, do your best to offend me.
@EnergonCubed Nice one man. Forget it, remember what MJ said? No matter what you do, you can't please everyone. There'll always be some people saying bad things no matter how good your intentions are. So let haters just be ignorant media sponges... they are hard to change.
@toreaxe MJ was innocent, in the first case his insurance was forced to pay out because the scheming father put in a negligence claim, of course this was never reported in the media. He was also the greatest and loved by millions. Please watch Billie Jean Motown 25, Will you be there, Grammys 88 and another part of me Paris on here, Until you do you have no right to judge his talent.
I love Jimmy Carr as much as the next guy, but to be fair - If anyone other than Jimmy Carr had said that joke I doubt he'd have gotten a reaction like that from the audience.
But that mans life was a joke!... He was completly bonkers and people talk about him as if he was a relative, like they know the guy and felt bad for him during his life. Nobody gives a f.... about kids dying of starvation or illness every minute,nobody feels pity. But for wacko jacko ohh no soo innocent. Do me a favour people, open the door and walk outside once in a while.
@toreaxe His life was a joke ? The best selling , most talented, loved.influential and universal artist of all time ? I don't fucking think so . You are the joke.
@toreaxe His life was a joke ? The best selling , most talented, loved.influential and universal artist of all time ? I don't fucking think so . You are the joke.
they spend all this time talking about him, and claim they don't give a fuck... that sounds a bit mixed up. if they really didn't give a fuck, they wouldnt be talking about him, still pretty funny though
People hate honesty, because it tends to be merciless...
Personally, I couldn't give a ***** either. I can't mourn anyone I'm not attached to in any way. Just like in the case of Diana. How on earth can I miss anyone I have never even met, let alone KNOW them as family or friends do?
@MikeGabos I couldn't give a shit about anyone dying,even family. I hate honesty because it has a negative effect on people. Will your harsh opinion change their minds? Will it educate them? No because people are stubborn and are easily hurt. Imagine if I said,"Mom, I really couldn't give a shit if you died. See ya!" That's the truth but I doubt she'll feel better knowing it was the truth. Anyway, the truth is objective it's what we WANT to beleive. Everything I say is a lie.Think about that!
@spacecowboy5000 The truth is both objective and subjective, it reveals itself to us and we perceive it. People in general do not WANT to know the truth and in fact the truth is not welcomed in human society.
@spacecowboy5000 The truth is there whether you want to believe it or not. If you hide it I think it is because you can't deal with its effects. Obviously Jimmy could, so there was no point in showing false respect or even moderating his words, all regardless of his anyway quite harsh attitude as a comedian. And people are not that easily hurt judging by the round of applause he got for his comment.
@spacecowboy5000 Part 2: Of course this is a different situation from what you made an example of. In all honesty, I DID think I would not be able to mourn my mother's death the way a son should. "Thankfully" it didn't turn out to be the case.
...and I just read your last sentence I hope I read it the right way... Cheers.
@NoHiddenNames I'm not saying you should care, but the point is three children have lost their father and if you heard in the news of some children who had lost their father would you be making jokes about it afterwards? You wouldn't. So why's it any different with MJ? You don't need to know him personally to see the fact that he changed music, dance and was the first black artist on MTV. If you really need me to go into detail about why he was so amazing then you're too ignorant to understand.
@002lisamarie people with good taste and morals who don't allow themselves to led like sheep to buy products based on the notion that because someone can sing they are worth worshipping
@ktombak He is widely regarded in the music industry and beyond as the greatest, most talented influential artist of all time. So he is worth worshipping as an artist.
@ktombak Well when someone is popular in EVERY country in the world , even those in Asia, Africa and South Athey must have something special. That has never happened before, and I seriously doubt it will again.
@002lisamarie You're right it has nothing to do with globalization and advances in technology, in fact the internet was invented just for MJ... Seriously just stop.
@ktombak He was popular in EVERY country in the world before the internet /satellite TV was was even widely used. Idiot.Watch 'Billie Jean Motown 25', 'Another Part of me Paris' 'Will you be There''Dangerous American Music Awards' and Grammy's 88' - and then tell me he wasn't amazing.
classic i'm not a fan of mj but I liked some of his music an this is still funny.
Don't get me wrong death is sad but these hardcore fans really need to calm down i mean Mj was just a celebrity, I bet even he'd laugh if sum1 made a joke about your death.
even though its about a sad predicament doesn't mean it still can't be fcking funny!
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Who on earth would make fun about death? It isn't even just because I'm an MJ fan. Who on earth would make fun of 3 children that have lost their dad.
the point is, why should I care about the death of someone who I don't know, never met and don't care about? Just because he is famous and some people have said its terrible? Yeah, its terrible for them, but why should I give a fuck? Its been blown way out of proportion, just like Dianna.The world in morning? says who? I somehow don't think that the starving and impoverished of the third world are gonna be shedding any tears.
all these MJ lovers are total fuckwits.. because your sat there slagging off jimmy carr.. but what about everyone else, probebly everyone else sat there with him is laughing and your saying jack shit about them.. they're just as bad for laughing so why only blame Jimmy?
You know what? I don't care either. I wasn't a friend of his or a fan of his music, so I have no reason to care. So unless all the barely literate obsessive idiots commenting on this video mourn the death of everyone who dies in the world, mourning a new person every 10 seconds, you are actually expecting people to care about Michael Jackson's death whether we admired him or not, just because he was a celebrity. In which case you're a fucking idiot.
@sausagedogmcgee Please watch the following videos, and then tell me he wasn't amazing. Grammys 88 Motown 25 Billie Jean, Another Part of me Paris Will you be there and American Music awards Dangerous. You have no right to judge the king until you do.
Honestly, it was a joke. So maybe you should stop reacting to it and taking it personally or getting offended at all. It was a *joke*, that's all. For *fun*. And if you are offended, don't watch it or think about it. Just leave it. And *this* isn't meant to be offensive either.
Well, I won't give a flying fuck and neither will the majority of the world when Jimmy dies. That's just the truth, but millions, maybe close to a billion people cared when Michael died. Rest in peace, Mike!
Ask me bollocks. Whats harsh about it? He expressed his opinion. He didnt call her a hound or anything! Holy jaysus, Why should we have cared when Diana died? She is no bloody relation or family friend!
@17x54 Thankyou Jimmy Carr ? What for ? being a heartless unfunny idiot ? No thankyou MJ for bringing your music and talent, and eing loved by millions.
I don't give a fuck. about death S.Jobs, M.Jackson or squirell
MysleZe 1 week ago
I used to dodge the subject of Jacksons death with some people. They were always giving me grief because I wasn't more upset about the death of a person I didn't give half a shit about even when they were alive. Jimmy's got more guts than me.
Jennyfisch 1 month ago
I'm so tired of hearing people say that he isn't their dad! First of all Blanket looks exactly like him. Paris and Prince also look a bit like him but they look probably more like Debbie(their mom).
...and just for the sake of the argument if he wasn't their bio dad...WHY THE F*CK DOES THAT MATTER? Brad and Angie have like 10 children that aren't theirs and no one says nothing! Thats because there is NOTHING wrong with it!
The media HATES the Jackson Family! -.- (and i hate the media)
HugrunL95 2 months ago
@HugrunL95 poor chap :( you want a tissue?
ManyHagridsForSale 2 months ago
@HugrunL95 If you hate the media so much....what are you doing here? :-)
gyqz 2 months ago
@gyqz i really don't know how i ended up on this video :/ ...that's the thing with youtube!
HugrunL95 2 months ago
@HugrunL95 Oh..ok.... sometimes I get comments on things that I really have forgotten about and ask myself why the hell I ever left a comment, so I get that!! LOL
gyqz 2 months ago
@HugrunL95 And why are you not in the kitchen?
ol0pl0x 1 week ago
As a member of my species who gave me some tunes, I think MJ was a good guy. But thinking he's anything more than that is just idol worship and nonsense. Respect people for their ideas and contributions to the welfare of the world. Not for the body they inhabit.
HumaneAnon 2 months ago
1:19 I COULDN'T GIVE A F***!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME TOO!!!:))))
mtlilr 2 months ago
This guy is a legend !
IVomitOnYourGod 3 months ago
whats the guy with the glasses called?
IneffableLifestyle 3 months ago
@IneffableLifestyle sean locke... nigga
hempartist420 2 months ago
Jimmy Carr: not a fuck was given that day.
DarthGarz 3 months ago 4
It's so cliche, but Jimmy's reaction is the exact reaction I have to Steve Jobs' death.
SeanTheOriginal 3 months ago 47
If only every pedophile won a grammy, then we can worship them all after they die
SigmaSigmaGnarly 4 months ago
@SigmaSigmaGnarly Millions of people loved MJ when he was still alive, even in his later years. And also, he wasn't a peodophile, in the 1st case his insurance was forced to pay out because the father put in a negligence claim. Of course this was never reported in the media.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie Haha in his "1st case". Meaning there were more than one. Like its just a coincidence that he was accused of it multiple times. You can still like his music, hell thriller is the shit, but just admit he probably touched kids.
SigmaSigmaGnarly 4 months ago
@SigmaSigmaGnarly There were two cases, the 2nd family were motivated by the money the first one got. In the first case his insurance was forced to pay out because the father put in a negligence claim.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@Number7smokesForEver Idiot. MJ was not a peadophile, and most 'normal' people with taste and hearts loved him and his music. There will never be anyone as universally loved as MJ.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Yes, I couldn't give a fuck when MJ died like I couldn't give a fuck when Lady D died. I guess I have something in common with Jimmy Carr.
PktMma 4 months ago in playlist jimmy carr
@PktMma Yes, you also have in common that you are both heartless twats.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie You care so much about celebrities or about just anyone that happens to die? Would you cry for my grandfather if I told you he died 2 weeks ago?
PktMma 4 months ago
@PktMma No, because I've never heard of or loved your grandad. It is possible to love and miss someone you have never met, especially when you have been a fan your whole life, and they were very special.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie Yeah, I don't have that kind of intimate relationship with pictures on a magazine. I save that for my friends and family. I may have a colder heart but you sure have a pretty skanky one.
PktMma 4 months ago
@PktMma Skanky ? Ha Ha. Why can't you love and admire a star for their music, uniqueness,talent and charity ? I never said I didn't love my friends and family.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie While I think charity is self-promoting BS I sure like some of MJ's music. That doesn't mean I feel something about his death that wouldn't feel about the death of some complete stranger on the other side of the world - which he is to me BTW.
PktMma 4 months ago
@PktMma Well he may be to you. But, lot's of people , including me, grew up with him and loved him.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Haha absolute legend!!!!
LeRock0 5 months ago in playlist jimmy carr
58 people do give a fuck tho
0elewapper 5 months ago
Balls!! Love this man!
DCLsMusic 5 months ago
Brilliant!
LeRock0 5 months ago
OMG WHY WOULD JIMMY SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT OMG WHAT A ASS HOLE
*Pulls stick out of ass* Ya i dont give a fuck either.
slither684 6 months ago
walliams with the serious face, doesnt want to be associated because a knighting is possible lol
Konstiin 6 months ago 14
@IttRockz M.A.S.H.
thenailfactory 6 months ago
That's ok, Jimmy. We all know you're jealous.
No one gives a fuck about his life and no will give a fuck about his death because he has amounted to very little.
inconcordium 7 months ago
@inconcordium Nah, i would rather see Jackson or Diana go than Jimmy. Jimmy is just comedic gold and it would be a big loss. I couldn't give a **** about Jackson or Diana, because they haven't created anything i find interesting...
OverSoft 7 months ago
@inconcordium It seems the only questions left is: are you a Diana or MJ fan? Because you're certainly butthurt.
Nateb123 7 months ago
Being English, and in England at the time, my first reaction was sadness for her young children, which, after the media manipulated outpouring of grief, quickly changed to pity for anyone else who'd lost a family member/friend on that day.
This was the very first year I came to settle in Thailand. And the ridiculously superficial outpouring of 'grief' from the locals was truly sickening.
carriemaizey 8 months ago
what show is this?! i simply must see it all.
jrib4 8 months ago
@jrib4 8 out of 10 cats :)
MegaShaneyboy 8 months ago
@jrib4 yay! thank you! :D I wish australia got it all the time
jrib4 8 months ago
that was rude
damuero 9 months ago
Yah his music was fine, but seriously who gives a fuck? I mean common people who never met the guy CRYING ON THE FLOOR?
losers
stringerboi 9 months ago
@stringerboi They were crying because they loved him, and also because he was the greatest. Who do we have now? Justin Bieber ?
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Me too, Jimmy. Me too.
Sparrow9873 9 months ago
the thing about diana wasnt funny :(
ZakkWalid 10 months ago
@ZakkWalid Sorry...people die everyday...truth is the truth
Krnmustang11 8 months ago
@ZakkWalid yeah it was, listen to the audience
greatblueherron 7 months ago
What episode is this?
MunisAwesome 10 months ago
@IlluminatedRain In my comment I was speaking about the middle ages, during which royalty would only mate with royalty, usually for cultural and political reasons, which I feel was the stepping stone of Jimmy Carr's joke. A misrepresentation for comedy value, if you will.
Hankatu 10 months ago
Laughing about someones death... How sad... I was not fan of MJ at all, but damn, grow the fuck up. Are they not gonna give a fuck when their wife/kids die in... lets say, a car accident? Man I would love to see their faces then.
magictouch115 10 months ago
all the other guys trying to be funny and jimmy OWNED them all with a simple line..
RatedStR8Edge 10 months ago
I know a guy that got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 50 bucks for a fucked up duck.
yeshuahfullofit 11 months ago
Awesome....
BraniusBalki 11 months ago
not funny at all people laugh at nothing?
elementskater539 11 months ago
I was in France when I heard. It was 6am, and for some reason, all french radio had time for was "...And that was Mika's new hit single. This morning, Michael Jackson, king of pop, died tragically. And now for some gay french rapper..."
I thought "Meh. Thought he'd get a bigger mention than that."
Then I ventured out into the world.
Even the moroccan nanny of the friend of a friend while giving me directions to the train station stopped to tell me, in broken french, how tragic it all was.
Weird.
DragonSporks 11 months ago
@DragonSporks Why is it WEIRD ? millions of people of all nationalities loved MJ, and he was also the greatest.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
this is absolutely ingenious.
Pravoizavlijesvijeta 1 year ago
Stop video at 0:00 :D On who like look like? xDDDDD
djaism 1 year ago 2
The guy at 0:30 is a douchebag lol
AKleafs482 1 year ago
FINALLY, the voice of reason! The man was at best a joke, at worst a child molester, and he dies and gets deified. Ridiculous.
flyoverangel 1 year ago
@flyoverangel Actually, MJ was regarded as the greatest of all time and loved by millions when he was still alive, even in his later years. Watch Will you be there, Billie Jean Motown 25. Another Part of me paris and Grammys 88. And THEN tell me he wasn't amazing.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
how could someone have your cell phone number if you havent seen him for 15 years
4l4ddin77 1 year ago
Is this 8 out of 10 cats? if so, what series/episode! Can't find it!
Asgardt 1 year ago
Fucking right
evilmurderproduction 1 year ago
I don't usually ask about jokes, but what's the joke about the Swedish Royal Family? The white-est thing there is or what?
storkursyrra 1 year ago
@storkursyrra the swedish royal family are slightly looney and inbred(literally). Probably describing the kids as disturbed
negooog 1 year ago
@storkursyrra The Swedish Royal Family is inbred, which, after some generations, causes genetic problems, perhaps the most visual of which is thin, pale, lucid skin. They look a bit like Voldemort, if you know what I mean.
Hankatu 1 year ago
@Hankatu
True. But madeleine is pretty hot.
MrHowToDoIt 1 year ago
@Hankatu Every single royal family in europe is inbred, not just the Swedish. They're all related in one way or an other. In 1905 a Danish prince and an English princess came over to Norway to start the current Norwegian one. It's good they've started too look outside the relatives for life companions. This goes for every royal family..
Buszke 11 months ago
@Buszke True. I thought incest was illegal in modern Europe countries anyway, no?
Hankatu 11 months ago
I read in Vanity Fair that the police had the emergency room report and in it ,one of the boys described and drew exactly how his "vitiligo" rash went around his penis.
This same boys parents got like 10 million and then dropped the charges.
That is NOT exonerated. That is a guilty person.
frmertd 1 year ago
@frmertd You should read 'Was Michael Jackson Framed '. Also look up about how his insurance was forced to pay out in the 1st case because the scheming father put in a negligence claim. Of course this was never reported in the media.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
which series is this from?
shuikyou 1 year ago
Carr is awesome
DutchRS 1 year ago
AHAHAHA
horekar 1 year ago
..........niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice........!
TheRealDerfMan 1 year ago
HAHAHA
hfcollins 1 year ago
I didn't, and never gave a flying fuck about that idiot and pedofile, squeaking squarking "singer?!" of jackson. Always hated him, and all his pedofile mates.
P.s. Anybody who thought he was a "singer?!" should get their ears examined and stop commentating on music, as they obviously haven't got a clue. Those people should listen to what the media have up next to decide what is good for them to listen or watch. I just don't give a flying .... 'bout celery celebs good or bad..
toreaxe 1 year ago
@toreaxe Michael Jackson was exhonerated, both of his accusers admitted as much and the father of the first committed suicide when he was exposed for the fraud he was. The whole thing was certainly an entertaining fairytale for chromosome compromised degenerates like you whose parents are probably brother and sister. Just thought you would like to know what you are since your mind seems to "exist" so differently from us less intellectually compromised members of society.
EnergonCubed 1 year ago
@EnergonCubed Thanks for telling me what i am. I didn't know till you told me, Thanks for the compliments even if you don't know me . Guess your a fan of wacko. Hahaha i suppose that says it all... I won't further comment as you probably would get offended.
toreaxe 1 year ago
@toreaxe It is for certain that you know even less than that but I am not your father/uncle so I will not be an enabler for you. And I love MJ, he is the King of Pop, one of our great innovators in music and dance and the greatest entertainer ever. Who are you? An underwhelming impressionable misanthrope who lacks an understanding of third grade grammar. So come on you sour sperm sample, do your best to offend me.
EnergonCubed 1 year ago
@EnergonCubed Nice one man. Forget it, remember what MJ said? No matter what you do, you can't please everyone. There'll always be some people saying bad things no matter how good your intentions are. So let haters just be ignorant media sponges... they are hard to change.
MajorYT 1 year ago
@toreaxe MJ was innocent, in the first case his insurance was forced to pay out because the scheming father put in a negligence claim, of course this was never reported in the media. He was also the greatest and loved by millions. Please watch Billie Jean Motown 25, Will you be there, Grammys 88 and another part of me Paris on here, Until you do you have no right to judge his talent.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@toreaxe His life was a joke ? The best selling, most famous, talented , loved and influential artist of all time. I don't think so.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
this man is AWESOME
elsestar 1 year ago
typical jimmy carr ! classic !
shypf18 1 year ago
I love Jimmy Carr as much as the next guy, but to be fair - If anyone other than Jimmy Carr had said that joke I doubt he'd have gotten a reaction like that from the audience.
MrSpanky87 1 year ago 3
@MrSpanky87 Sorry what joke? Did he say a joke? More of a philosofical statement.
toreaxe 1 year ago
@toreaxe dude we know it's a joke. and so do you.
Smashing9882 1 year ago
@Smashing9882 yeah it's a joke, true.
But that mans life was a joke!... He was completly bonkers and people talk about him as if he was a relative, like they know the guy and felt bad for him during his life. Nobody gives a f.... about kids dying of starvation or illness every minute,nobody feels pity. But for wacko jacko ohh no soo innocent. Do me a favour people, open the door and walk outside once in a while.
toreaxe 1 year ago 12
@toreaxe
THANK YOU! Spot fucking on mate.
Number7smokesForEver 1 year ago 6
@toreaxe His life was a joke ? The best selling , most talented, loved.influential and universal artist of all time ? I don't fucking think so . You are the joke.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@toreaxe His life was a joke ? The best selling , most talented, loved.influential and universal artist of all time ? I don't fucking think so . You are the joke.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
they spend all this time talking about him, and claim they don't give a fuck... that sounds a bit mixed up. if they really didn't give a fuck, they wouldnt be talking about him, still pretty funny though
googboog 1 year ago
@googboog the shows called 8 out of 10 cats and is a pop culture show. It was the only thing being talked about that week.
Revan540 1 year ago
tons of ppl cared when diana died.
lobelia2 1 year ago
@lobelia2
And tons didn't :P
Kjernekar 1 year ago
fourth time I've seen this clip. Still great.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
People hate honesty, because it tends to be merciless...
Personally, I couldn't give a ***** either. I can't mourn anyone I'm not attached to in any way. Just like in the case of Diana. How on earth can I miss anyone I have never even met, let alone KNOW them as family or friends do?
MikeGabos 1 year ago 56
@MikeGabos I couldn't give a shit about anyone dying,even family. I hate honesty because it has a negative effect on people. Will your harsh opinion change their minds? Will it educate them? No because people are stubborn and are easily hurt. Imagine if I said,"Mom, I really couldn't give a shit if you died. See ya!" That's the truth but I doubt she'll feel better knowing it was the truth. Anyway, the truth is objective it's what we WANT to beleive. Everything I say is a lie.Think about that!
spacecowboy5000 6 months ago
@spacecowboy5000 The truth is both objective and subjective, it reveals itself to us and we perceive it. People in general do not WANT to know the truth and in fact the truth is not welcomed in human society.
kinsmon123 6 months ago
@kinsmon123 Best response I've ever had. Thank you.
spacecowboy5000 6 months ago
@spacecowboy5000 The truth is there whether you want to believe it or not. If you hide it I think it is because you can't deal with its effects. Obviously Jimmy could, so there was no point in showing false respect or even moderating his words, all regardless of his anyway quite harsh attitude as a comedian. And people are not that easily hurt judging by the round of applause he got for his comment.
MikeGabos 6 months ago
@spacecowboy5000 Part 2: Of course this is a different situation from what you made an example of. In all honesty, I DID think I would not be able to mourn my mother's death the way a son should. "Thankfully" it didn't turn out to be the case.
...and I just read your last sentence I hope I read it the right way... Cheers.
MikeGabos 6 months ago
@spacecowboy5000 You couldn't give a shit even if your parent died ? You fucking evil bastard. I sincerely hope they wouldn't care if you did.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie Look up the word "hyperbole". It may ease your soul.
spacecowboy5000 4 months ago
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@spacecowboy5000 So you would care ?
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@MikeGabos Lots of people mourned MJ because they loved him and his music, and it's also so sad because now we have no one close to his talent.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Alright Jimmy!!!!!
jkzl1008 1 year ago
@NoHiddenNames I'm not saying you should care, but the point is three children have lost their father and if you heard in the news of some children who had lost their father would you be making jokes about it afterwards? You wouldn't. So why's it any different with MJ? You don't need to know him personally to see the fact that he changed music, dance and was the first black artist on MTV. If you really need me to go into detail about why he was so amazing then you're too ignorant to understand.
LondonMoonwalker 1 year ago
@LondonMoonwalker Who gives a fuck? Plenty of kids lose their parents.
Tough luck. Thats life
blackattack100 1 year ago 3
Jimmy nailed it, absolutely. Who indeed cares?
EliCross 1 year ago 4
@EliCross Millions of people care, they loved him and his music.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
I agree with Jimmy.
ktombak 1 year ago 6
@ktombak and millions who loved the KING don't, who will give a fuck when evil Jimmy dies ?
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie people with good taste and morals who don't allow themselves to led like sheep to buy products based on the notion that because someone can sing they are worth worshipping
ktombak 4 months ago
@ktombak He is widely regarded in the music industry and beyond as the greatest, most talented influential artist of all time. So he is worth worshipping as an artist.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie You're right, because it's the popular vote it's true, we all know the masses know best...
ktombak 4 months ago
@ktombak Well when someone is popular in EVERY country in the world , even those in Asia, Africa and South Athey must have something special. That has never happened before, and I seriously doubt it will again.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie You're right it has nothing to do with globalization and advances in technology, in fact the internet was invented just for MJ... Seriously just stop.
ktombak 4 months ago
@ktombak He was popular in EVERY country in the world before the internet /satellite TV was was even widely used. Idiot.Watch 'Billie Jean Motown 25', 'Another Part of me Paris' 'Will you be There''Dangerous American Music Awards' and Grammy's 88' - and then tell me he wasn't amazing.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie Didn't i already say popularity doesn't make you good?
ktombak 4 months ago
@ktombak You obviously have no argument for me. He was special. End of.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
@002lisamarie Didn't i already say popularity doesn't make you good?
ktombak 4 months ago
He took it all the way.. What a man.
cupcakelee 1 year ago
what show is this?
bemusedcapybara 1 year ago
8 out of 10 cats, Jimmy's show
Raventoll 1 year ago
BALLS OF STEEL
SexyMelon 1 year ago 6
OMFG, Jimmy has balls of TITANIUM.
AlexReynard 1 year ago 3
classic i'm not a fan of mj but I liked some of his music an this is still funny.
Don't get me wrong death is sad but these hardcore fans really need to calm down i mean Mj was just a celebrity, I bet even he'd laugh if sum1 made a joke about your death.
even though its about a sad predicament doesn't mean it still can't be fcking funny!
Knight1992Azure 1 year ago
go jimmy - i feel exactly the sam "i couldn't give a FUC"
lexinastics 1 year ago 3
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Who on earth would make fun about death? It isn't even just because I'm an MJ fan. Who on earth would make fun of 3 children that have lost their dad.
Evil bastards.
LondonMoonwalker 1 year ago
Anything can be made fun of. That's just a fact of life.
kentekent 1 year ago 2
@kentekent Doesn't make it right, does it?
LondonMoonwalker 1 year ago
@LondonMoonwalker
Both yes and no.
Someone will always be offended.
You can't take everyone into consideration.
kentekent 1 year ago 3
the point is, why should I care about the death of someone who I don't know, never met and don't care about? Just because he is famous and some people have said its terrible? Yeah, its terrible for them, but why should I give a fuck? Its been blown way out of proportion, just like Dianna.The world in morning? says who? I somehow don't think that the starving and impoverished of the third world are gonna be shedding any tears.
NoHiddenNames 1 year ago 4
did anyone actually care that diana died?
rugbybash12 1 year ago
I loved the blondie's reaction when Carr said "I couldn't give a fuck." She was like *gasp* Haha...
heelrunner 1 year ago
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I also wouldn't give a fuck if jimmy carr dies, so its fair enough
dumbnetworks 1 year ago
who are you? who cares what you think?
rugbybash12 1 year ago
@rugbybash12 I don't care what you think either. And again I wouldn't give a fuck if this dude dies. I'll wait.
dumbnetworks 1 year ago
LOL!< LEGEND!!!
H4rdcor3TilliDi3 1 year ago 3
all these MJ lovers are total fuckwits.. because your sat there slagging off jimmy carr.. but what about everyone else, probebly everyone else sat there with him is laughing and your saying jack shit about them.. they're just as bad for laughing so why only blame Jimmy?
ElliotMinor2009 1 year ago
Nice one!! Jimmy Carr is comedic gold. I also couldn't give a fuck. whats the problem??
fighterdan666 1 year ago 208
@fighterdan666 The problem is that millions of people did care and loved him.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
You know what? I don't care either. I wasn't a friend of his or a fan of his music, so I have no reason to care. So unless all the barely literate obsessive idiots commenting on this video mourn the death of everyone who dies in the world, mourning a new person every 10 seconds, you are actually expecting people to care about Michael Jackson's death whether we admired him or not, just because he was a celebrity. In which case you're a fucking idiot.
sausagedogmcgee 1 year ago 5
@sausagedogmcgee Please watch the following videos, and then tell me he wasn't amazing. Grammys 88 Motown 25 Billie Jean, Another Part of me Paris Will you be there and American Music awards Dangerous. You have no right to judge the king until you do.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Honestly, it was a joke. So maybe you should stop reacting to it and taking it personally or getting offended at all. It was a *joke*, that's all. For *fun*. And if you are offended, don't watch it or think about it. Just leave it. And *this* isn't meant to be offensive either.
WerewolfLover13 1 year ago
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JIMMY CARR IS A FUCK UP ! make me laugh jimmy ! YOU rubber faced TWAT !!
wigan3r 1 year ago
MJ fans need to calm down.
niel0wns 1 year ago 4
LOOOL XD LMAO
mrbeanaswell 1 year ago
too right jimmy
bexbop09 1 year ago 2
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bastard cant believe he said that about mj what a cunt i cant believe him i couldnt care if he died to be honest go fuck off jimmy carr!!!!
smilerchick123 1 year ago
Well, I won't give a flying fuck and neither will the majority of the world when Jimmy dies. That's just the truth, but millions, maybe close to a billion people cared when Michael died. Rest in peace, Mike!
jfkjrlover 1 year ago
Totaly agree!!! I really couldn't give a fuck...
Smokeren 1 year ago 5
@Smokeren will millions did and do 'give a fuck'.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
Look at david's reaction
rulebrittaniaPTBB 1 year ago 2
Its his opinion :P LOL
FuryLobo 1 year ago
jimmy carr tells it like it is if u dont like what he says why watch the fuckin video it isnt rocket science
makeloveandomlettes 1 year ago 3
yvette fielding is a waste of space and a liar
that american guy is like the token black guy, not funny but making up the quota
innit27 1 year ago
Reginald D. Hunter is VERY funny, he goes on Have i got news for you alot, was on qi the other week and had a great performance on live at the apollo
JayfuzOMarley 1 year ago
@JayfuzOMarley
Nah, hes below at average at best.
BobCassidy 1 year ago
@BobCassidy he creases me and my friends :p must be a welsh thing
JayfuzOMarley 1 year ago
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I can't be alone when I say this.. That has got to be the harshest thing Jimmy has ever said....
1983Dave1983 1 year ago
yh but it was funny
sophia1996100 1 year ago
@1983Dave1983
True, but I sort of agree. He was a stranger to me, I wasn't inspired by him in any way. He was just famous - I really couldn't give a fuck..
eksiarvamus 1 year ago 97
@1983Dave1983
Ask me bollocks. Whats harsh about it? He expressed his opinion. He didnt call her a hound or anything! Holy jaysus, Why should we have cared when Diana died? She is no bloody relation or family friend!
BobCassidy 1 year ago 2
Why? people die every day.
SilverTonguedSnake 1 year ago 5
hit the nail on the head
bocfiz 1 year ago
@bocfiz He may have hit the nail on the head for evil bastards like you, but not the millions of people with taste and hearts who loved MJ.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
THANK YOU JIMMY CARR!
17x54 1 year ago
@17x54 Thankyou Jimmy Carr ? What for ? being a heartless unfunny idiot ? No thankyou MJ for bringing your music and talent, and eing loved by millions.
002lisamarie 4 months ago
I remember this episode, so good :-).
Chris246t8kr 1 year ago
I feel the exact same way. I'm sick of hearing about him now...
iTzRossssX 1 year ago 4
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Erm, no one asked you....
ealeigh 1 year ago