The Valentine's day rant...... aka "The Penis Perspective"

[sk8manbo1123]

i waited a yearand i still think the vid is gay but good try

[MissGenius3847]

I live in California and we get the damn Jared commercials >:(

[thebandnork]

Um, oh my god, I love this. And.. possibly you.

But in all seriousness, gender stereotypes are ridiculous, and the commercials enforcing them are a total turnoff to the product.

[Nannirk]

Show your significant other that you love them on another day. That way it's at least genuine, eh?

[prinja666]

what the fuck do i do if my birthday is on valentines day?

[Dane42o]

How treacherous...

[1LostFaith1]

your sucha sappy guy, hahaha, your cute.

[sandmangeorge93]

how many of you actually got naked and looked at yourself in the mirror?

[trapperman9]

bitch

[CynicalSavior]

a bitch that doesn't have to do comment contest videos to get views.

[sk8manbo1123]

so ur saying u like dick ha ha u like dick

[CynicalSavior]

wow, shit talking from an anonymous profile.

How unexpected.

[wolf4dk]

AGAIN! Another wonderfull insight from the CS!!!

[Sirmajorlee]

Hilarious shit. :D

[nakatrea]

OMG I love you....

Evil shallow people! - the bane of my existence

you rock!!!!! big shiny rock....

♥!

[0Gimmick]

rant rant rant.. <3 ur a funny guy

[carennas]

i dont have a favorite flower though. he just bought me this pink plushie with a big silly smiley face on it with comical hands and feet, and a box of lindt "diamond edition" chocolates. now, that said, i was surprised he even did anything because he's the kind of jerk that i wouldnt expect to do that (despite actually being a good an honorable man). lol my present to him was a "new experience" for him in bed that he's been begging me to do:p

[Rosalila]

flowers... AAND something to do!. . I in fact spent my valentine with a oposit gender friend I've known for 7 years, he just got out of a 2 year relationship and we've never had such a relaxing valentine before in our lives :p

[kenster112]

Holy tap dancing Christ you live in Minneapolis.

how coincidental.

[longhairred]

I hate the whole Valentines Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day crap. So commercialized that the dollar value of the gift is directly related to how much you need to be forgiven for being a jerk/bitch the rest of the year. ;-) Since my husband and sons are pretty great, I need little more that a hug, kiss and a few kinds words (which I get almost every day anyway). Hope they can say the same about me! ;)

Great vid!!

[syth506]

YOU FUCKING ROCK! xD

[DionLaurent1]

awesome job dude

[ameryluna]

Lol, nice job Ry. Hope you have a great Valentines day. Did you make me card:)

[angryislander56]

Very well said sir!

(Don't forget the chocolate)

When jesus tap dances there are always unforseen

consequences.

[longhairred]

One can never have enough chocolate! ;)

[angryislander56]

The closest thing we will ever have to an absolute

truth:)

I heard a good one: Be nice to the planet it might be

the only one with chocolate!

[longhairred]

oO great quote!

[Krumbz2003]

Hilarious and very true!

But have you seen the newest Vermont Teddy Bear commercial? Makes me sick to my stomach for a plethora of reasons.

You should google it or somethin' if you haven't seen it.

Truth be told though... 3 years ago I got suckered in... into purchasing over $120 worth of teddy bear and accessories. The best (worst?) part was when the teddy bear came in a box with an "air-hole" in it.

Oh well... you live you learn.

Happy Vag Day!

[ProfMTH]

One of your best, CS.

And, yes(!), knowing what her favorite flower is will have tangible returns on investment, straight fellas. I know because (A) I'm gay and your girlfriends complain to me and my fellow gay men that, among other things, you *don't* know what her favorite flower is and (B) we *do* know what her favorite flower is and we still can't believe how she reacts when we send some to her.

[ProfMTH]

If she carries on like that when we do it, imagine what she'll do for you. ;-)

[CynicalSavior]

Yes, I learned a long time ago to make nice with the girlfriend's gay friend. lol

It really does make life a whole hell of a lot easier. They're like an ace up the sleeve!

Thanks Prof!

[JMULIKOW]

Thanks for the laugh!

RCcanuck

[bgreen94]

Brilliant Video CS!

[song4568]

Yay... you're back in the bathroom.

[Winst0nOBoogie]

Diamonds are fucking worthless pieces of crap (i mean coal)

if you want to buy her something expensive,

FUCK!  buy Gold!!!

[ThemowofChow]

lol good rant

[awormyourhonor]

kitchen, sandwitch, blowjob, what's so hard to understand?

[jetsfan3161]

jarads in michigan too.