Talkin' Schmoopy

[KutWrite]

Cute!

FYI: "Blinkazoid's" channel results in "404 Not Found"

[snootylittlecutie]

the black cat is so gorgeous.

[Zayorie]

lolololool omgooodness this was aswsome

[OhCurt]

@Zayorie Glad you enjoyed. :-)

[NotTooObvious]

haha

[kittehkat69]

"that's what she said..." HAH!

[jadontheman]

poor kittys

[ralfonzo83]

i love abner!

[OhCurt]

He was surprisingly quiet for this record session.

[Velvina39]

Ohhh, you ike cats, too?

Sweet video :-)

[ydnarOrandy]

Still a fav!

I wont go into how I talk to my Cat. She rolls her eyes!

[OhCurt]

LOL

I have no doubt. They even confer about us humans, comparing notes, and having quite a hearty laugh at our expense.

:-)

[anakin1814]

This is a year old already? o_O

[OhCurt]

Yes, but your comment is only 3 minutes old.

Took ya long enough. Sheesh!

[anakin1814]

I've been on Vloggerhead/Spaghettivlogs all this time!

[OhCurt]

How you dorin'?

[anakin1814]

Blocked.

But other than that, pretty good! :P

[OhCurt]

No shit?!

[anakin1814]

Depends.

[DIRTYSCOOTERSWORLD]

that's pretty funny i do the same thing there that black cat is crazy looking

[OhCurt]

It's a sign of affection. The cats just need to be reminded of that from time to time.

[fehquig]

Hey! I gave my girlfriend her own channel. Isn't that, like, the same thing?

[OhCurt]

Andy, for your sake, I certainly hope Cindy never sees this comment.  LOL!!

[fehquig]

She sometimes has a sense of humor ;)

[englishpuzzle]

ah well, kitty cats are well worth any errant fur clumps anyway. Thanks for the sweet cat video. It is very endearing when a man loves his cats.

[OhCurt]

Thank you! Yeah, these are the three little lights of my life.

[englishpuzzle]

that one cat is a shedder...a big clump went flying up. lol. bet you use your vacumn a lot.

[OhCurt]

I use the vacuum a lot less frequently than I should, actually.

[MsGirlee]

Wow, you have beautiful cats!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks - they're my pride'n'joy, all 3 of them.

:-)

[cindyjo57]

You have the best ideas Curt

[bubbleball11]

omg mi cat has a southern accent too!!!!

[OhCurt]

LOL - well tarnation!

;-)

[SomeUselessGeek]

I'm glad to see my ending credit style has not gone unnoticed. [ahem]

[OhCurt]

Your ending credit style HAS influenced me, in fact.

And speaking of cats hacking things up, I hope your two are coping with one another's presence well.

[SomeUselessGeek]

Sadie is down here in the basement lair even as we "speak." She's adjusting fairly well. Cheeto has adjusted to Sadie's presence -- he outright ignores her. Night before last I was up pretty late and Sadie was lying at the top of the stairs. Cheeto walked by her about 10cm away and didn't even acknowledge her existence. Nice guy, eh?

[OhCurt]

I think in the feline world, that's considered a passionate love affair.

8-)

[Fringe111]

Your black cat is a twin of mine lol

[OhCurt]

I hear his mother "got around" so no doubt there are tons of his relatives out there.

;-)

[Fringe111]

Yes she was a whore lol

[GreatGig1]

hahaha That was really adorable! And with those actors, I bet the pay scale is in catnip? :-) Happy

[GreatGig1]

oops...lol Happy New Year!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, and the same to you!

:-D

[theelsons]

I've subscribed AND marked this charming video as one of my favorites.

[OhCurt]

Thanks and Thanks!

Hope your holidays were upbeat.

:-)

[captainfury2007]

Wow. This cat video is like a cash cow, but instead its a wiev cow.

Thats all I could come up with right now.

[OhCurt]

Wow, cow, now - it all rhymes.

BOW!!!!!

:-D

[captainfury2007]

ns since when is view speled wiev? Must be ym dixelsya

[OhCurt]

By the way, I'm constructing my "Impersonation" response in my head as you read this. Want to do 3 Tubers and have only nailed down 2 so far.

[captainfury2007]

YAY!!

[xgoboobeanx]

oH AND Merry Christmas!

[OhCurt]

Yikes! Okay, first off: Merry Christmas (a few hours late, anyhoo) & thanks.

Secondly: Jill is someone I like and respect, so this user name here is a bit disturbing from where I sit.

I'm all in favor clean slates, so just let me know what your other user name is and we'll go from there.

Peace

[xgoboobeanx]

I love your videos and I wanna sub but you have me blocked!

Not on this sock of course!!!!!!? lol. on my other channel.

Seriously...give a reformed hater a chance huh?

[smurfhurder]

LOL, I use to do the same thing with my English Bulldog. Merry Ho Ho day and Happy New Year Curt :)

[OhCurt]

LOL, Thanks & a Merry Ho Ho Day to you too.

:-D

[robogoretex]

i came back to crotch watch you may delete this cause i am not feeling g rated this afternoon

[OhCurt]

LOL, Never - I refuse to delete this.

Unless, of course, you really want me too.

Hope that non-G-rated feeling led to good things only.

;-)

[hammersmom]

What pretty kitties!  Very nice video. Happy holidays to you and yours! :)

[OhCurt]

Thanks!

Happy Holidays to you and yours as well.

:-D

[capergirl1976]

Hey Curt very cute vid. I know this has nothing to do with the video but couldn't add a message to your channel page so here it is Happy Holidays to you and your family! I hope 2008 is filled with good times lots laugter and love for you. :) Alesha

[OhCurt]

Thanks! And thanks for the Happy Holidays wish.

Happy Holidays to you, too!

(sorry for that setting - the Trevor Reiger spam and random sex channel posts left me no choice)

[capergirl1976]

lol I don't blame ya those spammers are beyond ridiculous. :) Alesha

[CurleeQ82]

That was so cute! Sometimes I wonder if the cat thinks I'm outta my mind for talking schmoopy to her ass.

[OhCurt]

Oh trust me, they all think we're bonkers.

And they talk about us at their meetings!

[KathleenTheresa]

There is a saying that my dad told me....Dogs come when called......Cats take a message and get back to you

[OhCurt]

LOL - so true!

[Faerie75]

Cats must thing us humans are dumb... but Ican't help being dumb around a cat... Oooooooooooooooooooochoochooch­oochoochoo!!! Who's a cute puddy tat??? Sweet purry purry purr!!! Oooooo whizky whizkerz whizkerz!!! Tickle tickle kitty kitty!!! Oooooo lil kitty kitty kitty!! Etc.......

[OhCurt]

LOL - I read that with the same tone that any pet lover would - SCHMOOPY!!

:-D

[Faerie75]

I can't get enough of this vid!!! It's so human like and cat like!

[Blueeyes33]

Very funny. Cats do have major egos!

[OhCurt]

Thanks.

And Sony camcorders have a "cat mind reading" button, it seems.

;-)

[blackturtleus]

How can a cat have it's own YouTube channel? Don't Terms of Use clearly state that a user must be over thirteen years old... and you can't cheat and modify that into "cat years"!!!

[OhCurt]

LMAO

Cats typically don't feel that any TOS apply to them. Perhaps that's why?

[lanoragd]

Love it!

[OhCurt]

:-)

I figured something like this might appeal to you.

Happy Holidays!

[MomoDelicious]

haha, wait I have two cats I've been talkin schmoopy to for five years.

[OhCurt]

I know. They've been in contact with my cats.

Frankly, I smell retaliation coming...

[MomoDelicious]

Thanks for the warning.

[mysteryglo]

Oh that was so cute Curt! Your kitties are beautiful! Merry Christmas to you!!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too, Judy!

:-D

[RiverBirch1967]

This video totally made my day.

[OhCurt]

Perfect. Thank you for telling me that.

:-D

[severmine]

lol your baby talk was hilarious. nice vid

[OhCurt]

Thanks!

:-)

[Cyanidesin]

Cute and funny. I know its a joke, but I really don't understand people who talk like that to to their pets.

[OhCurt]

You have to have pets and love them in order to understand.

[479Lucy]

luvverly cats but they wouldnt get along with my cockatiel... or maybe they would have her for lunch sometime!

[OhCurt]

Abner and Ciji are picky eaters. But Mackenzie will eat anything.

[479Lucy]

The cockatiel isnt picky at all, she has bitten my Mom's dog so its a free for all!

[OhCurt]

LOL - Ouch, poor doggy!!

[musosf]

OK I am DOOFUS hear me roar.

I only just now realized that Abner is named after Gladys' husband on Bewitched.

And now all I can hear in my head is "Aaaaaabnuh! Loook!" :)

[OhCurt]

LOL - actually, I'm still not sure how Abner got his name. My ex got him as a kitten and chose the name, and by the time I came into the picture, he already knew to answer to that.

I *almost* gave the name "Daisy" to Ciji (Abner & Daisy, old cartoon), but went with the Knots Landing reference intsead.

;-D

[Tobie2]

Too cute!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Tobie!

[photobug4741]

Hands off that sweet tabby you FREAK.

[OhCurt]

It's okay, it was consensual

o_O

[Marihani]

LOL! There's another conspiracy on the way!

[OhCurt]

And I'm outnumbered, so I guess I'm totally screwed.

:-D

[Marihani]

You WISH! ;-D

[TonyDi]

Now they DO have an opinion don't they? Sweet cats - that is if you LIKE cats. HAHA!! But they seem to be lovely, sedate though yet still opinionated cats for sure. Very cute. Shmoopy indeed!! :o)

[OhCurt]

Opinionated, they are.

Thanks again for supplying me with an awesome line reading!

:-D

[msdragonfly1]

you're so effen brilliant! dang, you come up with the best ideas!!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Dinah, but I think I may have just been heavily influenced by those 9-Lives TV commercials from the 70s with Morris the cat.

:-)

[TrackEditor99]

Rework your voice a bit and you could be Homer Simpson!!

[OhCurt]

D'OH! I had to think about what you were referring to. Color me slow today...

...oops, that may be a sign of more than voice similarities...!

[RandyJMayfield]

I loved it of course. But my Cats were right behind me. Thanks

[OhCurt]

*blinks several times while looking at user name, then heads over to channel page...*

Are you getting rid of the other channel or just setting up alternate locations like Starbucks?

:-)

[RandyJMayfield]

Staring over. Washed my video vision glasses for a new direction. Blinking . . . . . .

[OhCurt]

Ah, okay. So you're closing the other down completely then?

[Minniver]

what cute little shnookie ookums

[OhCurt]

8-D

[audionautix]

awesome cat exploitation!

[OhCurt]

Cat Exploitation films... could this be a whole new genre?

Cats battling against the injustice of being spayed and neutered while clawing the hell out of "the man's" couch??

...yep, time for more coffee...

[voodoou22]

like the jazz and the cats...cheers!

[OhCurt]

Cheers!

:-)

Cats and jazz music seem to go well together, I'm not sure why.

[charlee2552]

LOL Love the schmoopy talk. Gives me warm fuzzies.;) Great music!

[OhCurt]

Thanks! And thanks for subbing, btw.

I got lost and confused in Beth's comment section and couldn't figure out where to respond to anyone. LOL

[mikma]

Merry Christmas...mikma was here

[OhCurt]

Merry Christmas, Mikma!

:-)

[tatiana54321]

lol. funny.

and cute kitties!

[OhCurt]

Thanks! They're about the closest thing to having children I could ever handle.

:-)

[sultrywirelegs]

awesome as usual

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Sultry!!

[silverscreamgrl]

HAHAHA That's right! Why now exploit them right here!! and ... I bet it was that anakin that puked on the rug. ;)

[anakin1814]

*ahem*

??

>;D

[kayleewyatt]

I think I walked into the wrong comment....

[anakin1814]

LOL!

[kayleewyatt]

i feel stupid now...I was going to comment

*nice manners babe*

and then thought oh he won't get that quote?!?

and then I read the whole mackenzie',michelle phillips comment, geesh

why should I ever worry now...

[OhCurt]

Kaylee, in my comment sections, it's pretty much anything goes. LOL

And, yes, it was Gary who puked on my rug.

*forwarding the cleaning bill*

[silverscreamgrl]

I KNEW it was him! lol

[silverscreamgrl]

Not my fault. Of the three voices it had to be you. You were kinda sneaky like that ;)

[anakin1814]

Are you able to disntinuish those three voices from the other ones you normally hear in your head all day long? LOL

[OhCurt]

That's what the voices asked.

8-|

[anakin1814]

The damn voices in my head argue all day long! I can't get anything done!!

Yes you can!!

See?

[OhCurt]

Wow.

[anakin1814]

YouTube Drama

1. OHCURT steals one of anakin1814's most famous catch phrases.

2. Anakin1814 threatens to leave YouTube, come back, leave again, come back, leave again.

Free samples!

[OhCurt]

Urine samples??

[anakin1814]

1 guy one glass?

[OhCurt]

Wow.

[anakin1814]

LOL!

[silverscreamgrl]

Gary: It's hard, but I was totally able to distinguish it! Besides, your's was the highest because of that girlie Go Girl drink ;)

[ElizabethH74]

LOL Love it! I used to have a cat that would talk (okay, meow) back if I talked "schmoopy" to him. In retrospect he was probably just begging me to shut up! :-)

[OhCurt]

HA! Yeah, you never know. It all depends on the kind of eye contact they give you.

And, of course, jumping off your lap and running away is a pretty clear indicator as well.

[michelle2chat]

I cannot get over how funny you are! I don't remember how I stumbled upon your channel but I'm glad I subscribed. Hope you have a wonderful christmas (I love the animated icon, btw). Take care and be safe during the holidays.

[OhCurt]

Thank you, Michelle!

I can't remember how I stumbled upon half the people I interact with here. All I know is I love being here and don't miss the 'regular' TV watching I used to indulge in BECAUSE of these folks.

You have a wonderful Christmas too and beware retail shoppers if you venture out into that jungle.

:-)

[IAGuy06]

Always thought cats had attitudes. :P

MTM....... meow!

[OhCurt]

Unrelated to video, but related to comment:

My computer wallpaper is a screen cap of the MTM kitty in mid-meow mode.

:-)

[txnrobin]

i miss abner and mackenzie, ciji's usually in a cabinet or something i think, lol :)

[OhCurt]

HA! Yep, you remembered from that one video. She's spending less time in the cabinet thanks to a disastrous regurgitation episode that took place there. After cleaning up and spraying room deodorizer into it, she has no interest.

Painful reminder, perhaps...

;-)

[rextangle]

LMAO! Great collab!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Rex.

BTW, I have another one brewing in my head that I need to harass you about at some point. Something completely insane, of course.

[Joan3424]

That was wonderful!!!!

Joanie

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Joanie.

In case I don't get to say so beforehand, have a Happy Holiday!

:-)

[Joan3424]

You too, sweetie, Merry Christmas and may 2008 bring you love, health, happiness and prosperity!

Joanie

[KathleenTheresa]

Cute video...now if you find a surprise in your shoe don't say we didn't warn you.....

[OhCurt]

HA! Fortunately they aren't prone to retaliating that way, but if they were, I'd have to block them from this channel.

;-)

[battlebauble]

Love this Curt! Oh, man! We haven't seen the kids in awhile! LOL! You so captured their personalties! Abner's sarcasm, ciji's flakiness, and Mackenzie's attitude! This was a treat. he,he,he!

[OhCurt]

They were overdue for an appearance.

Thanks, Darl.

:-D

[xgobobeanx]

oooh well- lucky still has the the most unique accent :) hehe

[OhCurt]

Lucky's a cutie-pie and her accent is adorable!

:-D

[xgobobeanx]

i love your cats!

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

Well at least your cats will let you pet them. This furball we have will just come up to you and purr then walk away.

(She's such a tease) Dat ain't right!

[OhCurt]

LOL, sounds like Ciji's typical routine. Is your cat male or female?

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

She's a female. About 14 years old now. Can really be a PITA at times. LOL But of course when anyone new comes over she is just "perfect kitty".

[OhCurt]

LOL, she sounds like that frog in the Warner Brothers cartoon who would only sing and dance when the one guy was looking, causing everyone to think he was nuts.

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

LOL Never thought of that but, yeah, pretty much describes her.

[sprichbeeke]

Very cute! :-)

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Beeke!

[souixana]

hilarious!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Susannah - glad ya liked.

:-D

[dreamer72fem]

Aww...you have the cutest kitties. They all did a magnificent job.

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Stacey.

Yet again, my main role here was as editor. The cats and the voice overs made it come alive.

[thenudo]

I like Ciji!! DatAintRight right there!!:)

[OhCurt]

I know, Tony, didn't she do a great line reading?

:-)

[kissnyuszi]

My daughter watched this one with me and she wants a spin-off channel - But I'm not so sure, I'm with you on the one-channel exploitation thing ;-) And besides your cats don't wrestle like Suzy and Babs do they?

[OhCurt]

Nope, Maria, their interaction isn't NEARLY as colorful. It would be a dull channel, I'm afraid. I might have some old footage of Ciji and Mackenzie when they were kittens, though. So who knows.

Glad your daughter enjoyed this. Tell her I said thank you!

:-D

[SohoSquare]

Achoo! Achoooohooohooo! *schhhhhrrrrp* Achoo! Sorry - it's all that hair coming off Ciji!!! Still, if the new cat channel has more 'crotch shots' as Gary calls 'em, I'd like to consider becoming a shareholder :-)

[OhCurt]

LOL @ the shareholder line. I can barely manage this channel, and although my crotch can sometimes have a mind of its own, it's not able to do its own uploads.

Sorry about your allergies, Nathan.

;-)