Roxy's Rants: Twilight Fangirls Suck

[Theo2kitty]

I have friends who like the Twilight series (though they thought the fourth book was horrid) and that's fine, but the ones who are crazy-foamy-mouthed fangirls who worship Edward Cullen like some sparkly deity...it's just so sad. I love your rants! ^.^

[ADamnSnapple]

I am a guy.

I can tolerate the Twilight Books, but the movies fucking suck shit out of a diarrhea puking roadkill skunk. (AVGN Reference, for the gamers out there)

As far as Harry Potter, I enjoy that very much.

Either way, Much respect Roxy. You have earned my Sub

[brooklea98]

Vampires are supposed to BURST into flames and BURN to ASHES when they are in sun, not fucking SPARKLE. God, I'm a 12 year old girl and I know that!

[libertygal1]

Yes but the twi-hards don't want to date any guy who's not like edward so that leaves the good guys for all the single ladies.

[HarryPfan4LIFE]

I'm 12 and i dont like twilight (thank god) XD

[CarolAnnePoltergeist]

@HarryPfan4LIFE Then you're a Harry Potter fan (like me :D) =) lol

Twilight SUCKS.....

[DAN5675able]

@CarolAnnePoltergeist well you can tell by his username :)

[CarolAnnePoltergeist]

@DAN5675able Yes =)

[mechaart]

Bella:" Edward where are you going"? Edward:" Wait here Bella" *He goes into a makeup store and gets lip gloss and lots of glitter* Edward:" Im back" Bella:"ok cool sweetie" *Edward takes Bella to the woods to show her something* Bella:" What are you doing"? *edward smears himself with the lip gloss and glitter and lets the light shine on him* Edward: "Look Bella I am a vampire that sparkles when burning sunrays hit me" Bella:" I thought vamps were to burn instead of sparkle" Edward: OH"

[BigTrauma1]

I really enjoy lhearing you rant. I find you very well spoken and enjoy your sly comments. I hope to hear you rant more about stuff. Besides twilight what really pisses you off?

[onett128]

HP Lovecraft <3

Now that is an author whos books are worth cult following,

I'A DAGON! I'A HYDRA! I'A CTHULHU!!

[MikeMsDaughter11]

I literally shook and whisper-strained: "OHGAWD" when that damn clown popped up.

;___;

[reenieandmarebear]

"Damn! Maybe they're into transvestites..." LMAO!!

[NicksHorrorReviews]

Someone needs to give all of these girls a copy of Dracula! That'll change their minds

[MustyMarkus1]

Edwarrd is nothing like a Vampire! He's just a guy in a halloween costume! Goddamn I cant belivie that some people that never heard of vampires go with the twilight wiew of vampires! Like in school there's this guy (yes a dude that likes twilight) he knows nothing aboute vampires because when me and my friend was talking aboute vampires he was like "since when was vampires like that?" That's just sad to see guy that doesnt know things aboute a vampire!

[supermariowaffle]

9 people disliked this video.

[CarolAnnePoltergeist]

@supermariowaffle 9 gays want sex with lautner :)

[TopClassFighter2]

FUCK THE 9 TWILIGHT FANS THAT DISLIKE THIS VIDEO

[regelnairb02]

quick question, what in your opinion would be worse, twilight fangirls or yaoi fangirls?

[DrGnockerz]

@regelnairb02 IMO twilight fangirls

[vonnyyay]

dude why would 12 yr old girls have boyfriends they are to young...lol haha

[SillyLissy3]

Dude Like Not To Ofend

Anyone But Your Little "Rants"

SUCKK!! I Dislike Twiliqht

Too, You Arn't The Only One But Like

If You Really Hate Twiliqht Why

Are You Makinqq A Youtube Video

About It?Dude Just Let Those

Little Twiliqht Freaks Be Man Let

Them Believe What They Want To Believe!

Like Dudes Get A Life!!

[nidadip]

@SillyLissy3 a great man once said ........ WELCOME TO THE INTERNET BITCH!!!!!

[simsgirlgem]

I tried to read the book but it hurt my head I guess I'm so used to something that makes you imagine I couldn't be an airhead

[dirtbikelegend111]

i will kill every twight fan my girl frend is a twilght fan and she anoys the hell out me :(

[afrue987]

@dirtbikelegend111 mmhm so why dont you break up with her? hurr durr much?

[saviordd1]

I say we do the only reasonable thing to do with infestations like this, burn them, pray for them, then burn there corpse

[AnimeRikku1]

Not to mention that you can't insult Edward or anything about twilight without a crazy fangirl telling you to get a life or insulting you in a rant full of misspelled words.

[kill2565]

So you hate Twilight (That shitty movie and or book with thoese fake vampires) or The Twilight Zone (Awesome TV series)?

[ProfessorBellom]

Hate is a word of destruction. Hate leads to anger, and anger leads to suffering. Suffering leads to death. It's not worth hating something so materialistic. Twighlight will die on it's own, let the book die on it's own. Bringing it up will only advertise it some more.

[afrue987]

@ProfessorBellom no suffering leads to the dark side :p

[yingfujimoto]

Edward is like a sweet transvestite from transylvania in the rocky horror show

[PendragonFanatic01]

I love WoW.... Lol.

[anguirusfan26]

my sis and mom is one.0_o

[CelseyAnn]

>> CelseyAnn is a Warcraft Addict <<

:3 Oh yeah. Roxy - I love you <3

[Anthrolithos]

I love the second movie in the series simply because Edward gets his ass handed to him by a much cooler vampire. =D

[Monkeyfish48]

i know a girl in school who left her boyfriend so she can find a vampire. Most twilight fans are morons because VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL.

[akira9478439]

Where is Buffy when you need her? -.- sigh

[phillj12]

@akira9478439 rofl shes sittin in line for the next twighlight movie

[therogerman7]

lmao this reminds me of a person (not my friend because she stalks me and my friends around) that likes Twilight. Whenever we saw her we shouted " LOOK OUT! A VAMPIRE'S BEHIND YOU! Oh it's just Joanna." or "Hey Joanna, I thought Vampire's couldn't come out during the day." And after a while it got old, she started accepting the fact that she was a "vampire" and wrote on the white part of her Converse "I bite". And she dressed all emo. She really "sucked" *pun intended* the fun out of it.

[SchmetterlingMaus]

12 yr olds trying to turn themselves into vampires? I see a plot line... Anyways, this video had me laughing.

[AmSpazz]

I a few years after they have sex...... wait for it- they'll have trancestite kids! Now that is scary.

[unopeneddoor]

Vampire Hunter D should kill Edward Cullen in the next movie.

[ikol0ikol1]

@unopeneddoor I know right?

[fishjohnburg]

Well Edward is a so called "vampire" so the red on his lips could be blood.And he is probably pale cause of the lack of blood flow.Oh wait a minute.He sparkles and goes to school?I want to punch the twilight author.

[NinjaNina9]

Lawl! I love yer rant! Yay for Marvin the Martian! Twilight fans have made me angry indeed. XD He can destroy Edward with one shot of his ACME ray gun! HA!

[Jangwoofilms]

Hey guys, I'm planning on a comedy/horror comic book called, "Jangwoo Hitchcock Presents, The Fangirls" it's about Twilight fangirls almost KILLING my friends and me.

[forestdweller01]

Bluebell: i hate what you say about twilight!

[sarcastichick424]

Hmmm...it might be kinda cool to have vampires in WOW (random thought is random). I hate Twilight with every fiber of my being, but it would be cool if they included traditional vampires.

[demonicmusic13]

i love world of warcraft =D  theres this girl katie who is creepily obsessed with twilight she said she read it 37 times and ... well ... what the fuck!!???? i highly doubt it. anyways nice vid. agreed

[rehwr]

you hear about a girl who got hit be a chair by a twlight fangirl

[foojuice101]

Twilight is an insult to books and to think, millions of trees gave up their lives to be flattened into a book have crap printed on it :P

[PyromanicMisfit27]

fanchicks! listen up! Edward is not god, bella is a horrible role model, Jacob is like the second coming of Pedobear, and Renesmee is a demon spawn from hell, sort of like Seed of Chucky. That is all.

[Twilightmia]

I have Twilight in my usersname but I'm a Legend of Zelda Twilight princess fan >>

[FanGirlRoxas]

true words that had not been never said.

[narutardted]

Ironic that no one gives notice that edward is technically a pedo and the girl he is dating is a necro and beastialitist.

[narutardted]

An actual convo i had with a twi-fan "Hey do you like twilight?" "No i don't" "How come!" " I don't like it thats why" "You're just jelous because edward is hot" "Are you serious? You think i'm jelous of a tweenage emo vampire?" "He is awesome!" "Yea you know you're a total badass when you sparkle in sunlight, really little girl so many reasons i could give you that would destroy your perception of the movies. You like it i don't" "Whatever you're jelous" "Whatever helps YOU sleep at night."

[MrNclaw]

the OP sounds like a twitard herself im sry sounding like a 12 yr old urself does not make a gud ranting voice

[mickitysplit]

(Actually, there ARE vampires in World of Warcraft! They're called San'layn and they don't fucking sparkle!)

Fun rant!

[atomichead777]

twilight fangirls r a big cult!

[angie95974]

hey i have a boyfriend and yea the vamps might suck but the werewovles are cool

[MrLegalizeweed]

PENNYWISE lol!!!

[SithArmyKnife]

You now are rewarded with the Blades of Exile.

[calman160]

@SithArmyKnife god of war reference ?

[Ichichan0326]

LOL at the last line. You are awesome.

[FantasmaLuna]

A friend of mine was actually dumped by his girlfriend because he wasn't "Edward" enough.

[yagneshraviteja]

cheers

[Armand845]

Ummm... I don't get the video, theres just some pictures

[TomMSTie]

Rod Serling: "You've entered a dimension not of sight and sound, but one of boredom. A place where plot and character development hold no meaning...you've just crossed into...the Twitard Zone." (quote creepy music)

[Karekristensson]

Twilight fangirls scare the hell out of me.

[TheMikeman63]

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[ElectricMayhem87]

I have a fangirl related story: I recently began wearing a necklace with a wolf on it (the wolf is my favorite non-domestic dog), and a girl in my history class (I'm in college, BTW) asked me what it was, I told her that it was a wolf, and she said "you mean like from Twilight?" I kid you not, and this wasn't some 12-year-old, this girl is at least 18! I wanted to puke right then and there.

[TehStalker]

Ahaha, love this a lot. Though, I'm pretty sure those girls who can turn a convo to a twilight one can be easily subdued with a 'My character would rape and murder Edward.' kinda things. I do that a lot. ....Not something I should go talking about in public buuut...

Anyways, nice rant. :)

~ Esoma - <3

[evalunaoo1]

hey 'm with 12strikemidnight on that. I'm GOTH and cant stand t......! I go to goth clubs and everyone there hates it! So don't blame us or just assume that were goth's we like that shit!

[hitmanofblood]

They are like zombies, only Zombies are smarter.

[doomdood183]

@hitmanofblood and cooler.

[doomdood183]

@hitmanofblood and zombies are cooler.

[narutoluvsbleach19]

Another reason why the fangirls suck is the way they take critisum. Example: "in a catholic school in america on girl said that twilight was o.k not great a fellow student grabed her by her hair and clawed at her eyes the victim opened her eyes foolishly and her left eye is now made of glass" and there are so many more stories just like this and this is the least grusome. Google it!

[cmonin]

You're so right Rox, and not only that, I think that all of the Edward fans forget that he is supposed to be cold as ice. Wow, that's cuddly

[wookienaas001]

its too bad that Stephanie Meyer is such a pants on head retard, shes totally boneable on the outside, inside, shes as smart as a bag full of bags.

[DrGnockerz]

Twilight is nothing more than a fad, it will be extinct in two years. Until the next piece of crap comes along -_-

[demonakatsukigirl11]

@DrGnockerz like justin bieber?

[wybmbf]

@DrGnockerz I really really hope so.

[12StrikesMidnight]

I wish to hug you. Seriously.

If you wanna see f*ck'd up fangirls, check out mysterytwilightvoice. They treat T******* like a religion and "convert" people to t******* like it's the new world order. Hitler-esque, anyone?

[romeldash2000]

exactly!

[LineriderMasterDX]

twilight ruins the names. let's say you wanna name your little girl bella. and people will be like, oh! from twilight? and you'll be like NO!!

[Flashlight1996]

The reason the fangirls are like this... Two words vampire fetish.

[Lo9an1234]

twilight doesnt have vampire how they have vamp fetish?? becuz they sparkle and vamps dont spakle

[projectmalthus]

Twilight is an ABOMINATION. It turns nice little christian girls into blood-sucking goth dykes who think they are vampires. It is what is ruining this great country.

REPENT OR GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoxRoxChan]

Hehe. I love Trolls. =D

[MustyMarkus1]

@RoxRoxChan The only reason the fangirls like twilight is because thtey think Edward is so hot and Jacob too otherwise if you ask a girl aboute thte movie they respond by saying "Edward so hot omg!!!" almost nothing else! If you go on to facebook and write Twilight pretty much the results you'll get is "Who's hotter Jacob or Edward" god damn talk aboute something else FANGIRLS!!!! I resect that they like the movie but if thtey just are gonna talk aboute Edward it's just annoying

[TheStickFigureMaster]

@RoxRoxChan Someone doesn't know what "troll" means.

[12StrikesMidnight]

Goth? GOTH?? Do you REALLY know what you're talking about when you say that? I am SICK and FUCKING TIRED of people calling T******* (not even gonna type it) GOTH. Twilight is as far from Goth as one could get, you bigoted retard. I'm christian, and I'm a goth, so that's the end of YOUR argument.

T******* is, however, an abomination and a menace to society. That much I will give you.

[projectmalthus]

@12StrikesMidnight

Go cut yourself

[12StrikesMidnight]

How about you go fuck yourself, Mr. I'm-too-lazy-for-punctuation?

[projectmalthus]

@12StrikesMidnight

After you.....

[JapanNerd]

Ironic coming from a fan girl of a book written by someone who knows dick about grammar.

[12StrikesMidnight]

@JapanNerd

I'm not even a fangirl, I hate T*******, might want to get your facts straight before trying to sound witty.

[lChilloutl]

@12StrikesMidnight

omfg go fist yourself!

[Jakegothicsnake]

@projectmalthus Goth doesn't apply to Twilight. Emo is a much better term. I'm a christian and a goth at the same time.

[projectmalthus]

@Jakegothicsnake

I bet you still suck cock, you Goth faggot. May God smite you with AIDS.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@projectmalthus I pray for you that you'll one day grow up and not verbally(or in this case, text) attack someone who makes a corrective comment.

[transform321]

@projectmalthus lol nice one

[GhettoBoi619]

@projectmalthus Twlight created a bunch of fake goth girls who are clean cut punks. They disgrace vampires,warewolfs, and goths. want a GOOD vampire movie watch vampire hunter d bloodlust.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@projectmalthus You are a loony, but correct on the very first statement.

[gothicslytherinchic]

@projectmalthus Ok first of all I agree twilight sucks. Secondly The girls want a boyfriend like Edward. Dyke is another word for lesbian. Lesbians are females who likes other females. Thirdly. There is nothing wrong with being Goth. Fourthly go fuck yourself.

[behemuth]

@projectmalthus ... i hate twilight as much as you do, but you're a bigger cunt than the goth girls you hate

go pray

[meatalman539]

umph. i think you hit the nail on the head about the costume and make-up predictions.

[LeavinGA]

And the fanguys. You need to watch the twilight south park, butters got fked up. xD

[LeavinGA]

I hate twilight.... I sent the writer a BAD email. >:D fk the fangirls

[LordMalice6d9]

"lol she complains about 12 year old fangirls when she doesn't sound older than 16 IRONY hahaha"

Dude shes in College.

[zachywackyt]

@LordMalice6d9 EVEN WORSE!!!

[Kingofeurope]

Twilight wouldn't be so popular without all the mindless 14 year old fangirls. This is mostly their fault. I'd suggest we burn them all.

[1994Lilly]

King;; Hey now, I'm barely older than that, but I'm a proud "hater" of twilight....it's total crap...I wish more people my age could appreciate the amazing literature the world has to offer.

[CosmicDestroyer99]

THANK YOU!!!!..I have to deal with a Twilight lover my GF..It sucks

[xSingForTheSorrowx]

i shall and have been stayin far away from those freaks thanx!!!!

[invaderzimislove1]

your totally awesome for these rants lol FUCK TWILIGHT

[AnthonyDaFox]

Shawn Micheals: we Got One Question for ya. Are you Ready?

:Crowd Cheers:

Triple H:Then for the Thousands Here, For the Millions Watching at Home.....And For Stephine Meyers

Shawn Micheals: Who apparently Believes in Blood Sucking Pixies

Triple H: Lets Get Ready To SUCK IT!

[lostchild06]

You sound like Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Go avatards!!!! lol

(damn they see me trollin lmao XD)

[leholiday]

i love this. only this is that the clown part realllly scared me! i have a phobia against them -_-

anyway you're amazing for posting these rants!!!

[legosrawesome1223]

i love ur rants but seriosly not all people hoo play world of warcraft r pale and creepy well some of my frends are but still....... o and they are making a world of warcraft patch with vampires and werewolves o and guess wat there making edward bombs instead of mohawk grenades and getting a kool mohawk u get edwards face...... Perv alert

[RoxRoxChan]

Honey, I play a resto specced shaman in one of the top guilds on my server. I am SUCH a WoW geek.

[fireserpent93]

@RoxRoxChan

you hate twilight and play wow.....i just came lol

[DrCowboyFace]

FUCK twi-tards!

[IWill0nlyLoveMyself]

I LOVE YOU!!!

"not in a lesbian way..."

[3DGfreak14]

This is awesome!

[hellchild000]

hehe he does wear lipstick in the whole movie series! lol

[shain003]

love the editing!

[sk8rboy177]

thank fucking god that someone gets it twilight sucks

[HPATDH1]

I know right? Best series ever, sucks she won't read it because "it's too sci-fi" what vampires that sparkle in sunlight and run 100 mph isn't too sci-fi?

She's retarded :(

[Danny123456789009876]

Great rant Roxy! A shame this crap extends to even the decent, hardworking men (like myself) who have no daughters nor neices to hear their obsessions.

Great advice @ 3:03.

[HPATDH1]

You just described my sister.

13 years old and obsessed with this idiotic peice of shit book that somehow managed to even be classified as "literature". I just wish I could get her to read some good books. I just finished the Ender's Game series, maybe she'll read that. :)

[Gmodfreak999]

3:15 those crazy idiot fangirls at my school already do that to me. once again, thank you for being a normal person.

[colourfulwithaU]

Ha. I like you.

[dude98756432]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

everyone should see this, seriously

[silfuryn]

vampires do not sparkle like pretty pixies in the sunlight, they burst into flames and diiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!

[DEATHSPACE2]

im gonna list a few things that can kic kthe shit out of twilight

kenny(South park)

master chief (halo)

arbiter(halo)

everything from starcraft

everything from halo

everything from warhammer/warhammer40k

WoW(yea.)

Chuck Norris

Count Chocula

[animekidbleachnaruto]

the count from sesame street

[DEATHSPACE2]

no the cereal box guy.

[jbhatersoftheworld]

WOOHOO MASTER CHIEF!!!! :D

[usmcpandaface]

lol pls keep rantin! funny shit

[Blondegenius3]

You are so AWESOME. Keep Ranting! :)

[daylightmessage]

fucking love it!twilight stinks!

[RichterBelmont12]

Wow I'm not alone here thumbs up Roxy You've made my Day and you Know on my Channel i Have A video game I'm making that I made over the hate of Twilight I love to Bring back the Real Vampire ways...-thumbs up-

[kevintheislander]

F**** every girl in my school practically likes twilight..... heck we even have people on these twilight teams (go neutral! watching all the fangirls have cat fights!(im a guy) W00T) its mest up but i enjoy watching girls fighting D:

any ways i would like to thank you for not being a fan girl! :D

[Carcinogenesis]

I love the absurdness of those fangirls. It makes me laugh. Them loving a fictional character that doesn't/won't exist... Pathetic.

[narutoluvsbleach19]

Finally a girl finally gets it!! Ive been on a date with a fangirl and like ya said she keeped going on about twilight!! What these girls need is....FIRE!! FIRE RIGHT IN THE FACE! TELL THEM FIRE TO THE FACE WILL MAKE YOU GLITER LIKE EDWARD!! FUCKING NUT JOB!!

[mizzy1121]

lol i had kids in my old high school yes HIGH school as in 16-18 yo's fantasising talking about killing people and sucking their blood ect. beleiving all to be real ......hmmmm and where are their medications?????

[Chocohalic43099]

what if you have to sit behind and in front and beside a bunch of twilight fangirls who stayed up until midnight waiting to watch the movie new moon. it drives me nuts so what do i do? cuz i cant change where i sit and my entire science class is nothing but twilight fangirls and what do i do? seriously!

[ProudToBeVeggie]

HEY!!! im 12 but i hate twilight twelve year olds shouldn't even be reading that cause it has sex and stuff in it. FUCK TWILIGHT. SUCH A CHICK flick

[Davoren0132]

King, Stoker, Rice > everyone else > Meyer. there, i said it.

[Calith87]

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[kaploomie]

i call them twi-tards

[pepsilover1]

fanirls in my school accused anne rice of copying off twilight. their fricking idiots!

[AMVpurgatory]

Oh, you mean like those bozos who claim that Stephen King is an unknown twit who just insulted Stephanie Meyer to steal her fans? *laughs* Ah, Twilight... Your legion of uneducated and illiterate fans amuses and sickens me all at once. Only in the 21st Century could we manage to have a society THIS stupid!

[kornkid22]

i shall call it...TWAT-LIGHT

[xenatorres]

Pure brilliance!

[TheBlackDeathArcher]

You need to get an award for this. Seriously.

[koolvidkid588]

...I think I might be in love with you.

[Rugalitarian]

Twilight is a bane on society like cancer.

[Nymphetamine1193]

Congrats to you, you're the typical twitard

[Stingfan200010]

NO wounder u like that stupid ass movie your a kid with no taste lol

[yaoiownzyou]

when, to qoute one of my friends, "That georgous sparkling hunk of man known as Edward Cullen" was about to kill himself I was so happy and then I throught the book at the wall after he lived. The only charecter that is remotly normal is Seth and maybe Leah. You rock Roxy-chan

[CrimsonEclipse]

twilight vampire have no fangs so they aren't even vampires.

they can't even have babies according