Stephen Fry's QI Message for Amazon.co.uk customers - funny!

[Stardustian1973]

I wish I were a man...

Oh Stephen, you tease...

:D

[paulo1ftw]

Don't think any1 call possibly mean to call Stephen an idiot. He seems to have half a degree's worth of knowledge in every single one! 0.o

[tomlburton1996]

stephen fry is and ugly fat idiot

[jeebateeba56]

@tomlburton1996 Are you?

[torm0]

@tomlburton1996 Tom Burton is a ignorant philistine who cannot register that being 'good looking' is not a measure of someones character. Go follow Justin Biebers blog you american media shit gobbler.

[BlondieGeekable]

"click click click, buy buy buy" LOL

[subinct]

A mind as crooked as his nose.

[WalterLiddy]

Interesting little fact - 'factoids' are untruths.

[GrimSqueaker03]

Damn, I'd go gay for him and I'm a girl.

[slytherinsheirx]

Don't tell my wife, but I really do love Stephen Fry!

[DragonSporks]

I would go gay for Stephen! ... Except sadly, I am a girl. :'(

[accidentsinspace]

This Fry guy is a pompous doofus. I cannot stand him.

[micky88h]

@accidentsinspace then i think you have a problem with jealousy of intelligence, its quite sad to be honest.. unless you know him personally then there is no way you could call him pompous unless, of course, you didn't actually know what the word means then your stupidity i guess could be forgiven as it shows why you would have a slight disliking of anyone with an above average I.Q... And why would you watch a clip with Stephen Fry in the title if you feel such aversion towards the guy ?

[accidentsinspace]

@micky88h I saw this buffoon on the BBC doing his level best to help cover up the atrocities of the recent BP oil spillage in the Gulf. Why would I be jealous? I don't think Fry is intelligent at all, clever maybe, but not intelligent. His entire 'education' is the one that they deliver at schools and universities across the western world, very subjective and agenda driven. Ask Fry how the first and second world wars were REALY started and he will give you the unintelligent 'official' version.

[accidentsinspace]

@micky88h Your defence of Fry had no substance, you just made assumptions about my IQ which is a grossly dumb thing to do considering you are merely judging me from a comment on a YT video.

[bogwashers]

@accidentsinspace Don't come onto a video of someone people look up to and try to undermine him with stupid insults. It's people like you who start stupid never ended arguments. Very Intelligent indeed.

[micky88h]

@accidentsinspace like you making assumptions of a guy you have never even interacted with ? i seen something about him and the bp oil spill but what i seen he was showing the effects and if anything exposing what has been done and what is being done to 'help' as mainly false claims so yet again i think your mistaken, and if you have ever watched anything he has ever done im sure you will see that he wouldnt give me the unintelligent and 'official' answer at all. now please leave it here !

[PollyJuice]

I had already started typing in amazon in another tab when he said "no promise valid".

Disappointed!!!

[KingOrcus]

brill. LOL.

[YashinNashi]

OMFG! I totally DO want that! Stephen, I'm sure you've had better in your life, but I'd go gay just for you.

[Momoseeko12]

I want all of this in the US! I wish they aired the show here!

[Truemouse]

Who are the six sad sods who gave this the thumbs down?

[NuWave12]

I just came at the thought.

[rdgloveshouse]

hehe brilliant x

[CatherineInRock]

I'm squealing with delight!

[UxforxUseless]

I had a dream about Stephen Fry coming over for breakfast, just the other day.

[Wookra]

HAHAHAHAAHA

[Beau1618]

He could make me buy anything!

xXx~oOo

[IoEstasCedonta]

A factoid is simply something that's reached general knowledge through repetition, which may be true or false. A large part of QI is about debunking factoids.

[rogeredtabbit]

"No Promise valid" Stephen Fry cracks me up!

[ghostt23]

Twit. I've wasted to many words already on you

[superiourcowies]

its true though. Hes good but he'll take it any which way but one for MONEEEEYEYEYYE.

[omega4104]

Well there goes my day...

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Aw, and I was all set to buy the heck out of that thing.

I would so change genders for Stephen.

[Gemmabeta]

Me and my friends will all gladly go gay for Stephen. ;)

[Truemouse]

@Gemmabeta I know I just have.

[lilleahhere05]

@Gemmabeta lol x anyone would

[totallymargeaux]

@Gemmabeta Me too. But it would be more difficult for me since I am female.

[BOSOX9004]

I LOVE HIM!!!

which is kinda weird b/c I'm not gay, but

I STILL LOVE HIM!!!

[saytheremeg]

Doesn't matter what you are. You could be a one-legged vegan Eskimo, and no one would be surprised by your saying you loved Stephen Fry.

[Enleuk]

I can imagine a few people being surprised

[unijade]

What I love about it is that it seems like something out of a bit of fry and laurie

[froodgoose]

Yes Mr. Steven anything you say!!

[Willwillwritehiswill]

A Stephen Fry-up?

I shan't say no to that.

[mico2020]

LOL

[Fatality101]

I love Stephen Fry

[synalgogogo]

A Stephen Fry breakfast???

Would that it were Stephen, would that it were...

(yey, finally a reason to quote Phil Jupitus)

[SinfoniDeo]

You tease.

[gothicromance45]

hell,i'd let him join me in that bath!!

[Tropicaliak]

LOL. "a chap called Alan Davies"

[CoolJewelledMoon]

love Stephen!!!!!!

[trasko]

I'd love to be bathed by Stephen Fry in any kind of milk, hell it can even be water.

[trasko]

I'm sure it did.

[CherryMielita]

I'd gladly purchase every available copy of this entirely fictional DVD if it meant a Stephen Fry-Up (see what I did there?) and a milk bath from the genius himself. Sigh.

[sagekat3]

I was going to buy it til he said "No promise valid" Damnit ;)

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[DomIstKrieg]

its never messed me about.

[theramenbuddha]

ass milk...is that a euphemism for something else? XD

[Clarestovold]

Lmao, at first I thought he meant Donkey's milk...but now I'm having second thoughts now you mention it! XD

[rebelpants]

Cleopatra is said to have bathed daily in asses milk, as it is the richest, most nutritive of all milks. (get your minds out of the gutter, you pervs! :) )

[Clarestovold]

LOL XD

[sagekat3]

Booty juice.

[Hettyfly]

it depends on who you ordered it off, but its a pretty trustworthy site. all the things ive ordered in the past have arrived :)

[SharonOsbourneFan07]

does anyone reccommend amazon? :\ i orderd something and im worried now tht it wont arrive

[PheatherP]

All the stuff I've ordered arrived. I find it pretty reliable.

[fampie2008]

I usually use ebay...but everytime i have ordered off amazon it's arrives

[cyberperson53]

It's usually very reliable; the most trouble I've had is something taking a long time to arrive (possibly because of the shipping routes they use) and if for whatever reason it doesn't make it, they're very helpful if you get in touch about it.

[TristanIAM]

Some things are broken when they arrive.

[Flyberius]

Are you the amazon bot 5000?

[TheKubrickFanatic]

I love the fact that Stephen Fry can say the most stupid and ridiculous thing ever, and still seem sophisticated!

[Fokosmok]

I working in amazon as a temporary... over 2years and I exhaust, this job isn't good, racism inside...

[nookscranny]

Damn Amazon's lawyers! If it were not for the end disclaimer, I would be bathing in ass's milk as we speak...

[nostromoau]

No promise valid...just about sums up amazon. I stopped using it when stuff just failed to arrive once too often. The most maddening thing about amazon is trying to get a living, breathing human being to respond to your emails.

[punkmario06]

I'll but it if you do as you say you would.

[0ShadowedWings0]

Darn that last bit! And I was hoping for a guarentee! XD

[koletha]

He looks rather like Michael Gambon there.

[JamesAG]

mmm...stephen fry bathing me in ass's milk...now there's a surreal image

[youvebeenthunderstru]

I'm sold! LOL

[slytherinsheirx]

Yaaay Duncing!

I think I'd buy it just for the cooked breakfast...

[kandydarkness]

"...you know you want it."

Yes indeed! <3

[giraffe58]

he somehow looks much older here, i like his hair better floppy ;)

[thesicklysmellofrue]

yes, but he always looks lovely <3

[norsef]

Phwoar, he knows you want it.

[gypsyroses198]

i want him to come round to my house!!!!!

[youandme9456]

"No promise valued" Lol

[dorkROM]

Which four words were they in the foreword ?

[defaultj]

"will this do, Stephen?"

[semiflex]

haha four-ward

[mepsib]

oh and i love how in the first book, alan davies' foreword is literally four words

[mepsib]

dashing hair stephen!

[R1DZTER]

love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!