Patrick Stewart Fantasies

[adrenalinek1ck]

Every scene is ending with a women being naked... Stewart is one horny individual

[TheAdmiralPancake]

I find it kind of depressing that Patrick Stewart is such a great actor and he's mainly known for Star Trek.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

At the beginning I thought he was talking about an actual shitty screenplay he was writing. Hilarious at the end, though!

[LivesForJihad]

Starfleet's finest. Set course for porn.

[DJtheshaz]

Who knew he was so funny.. haha awesome stuff

[felixfelicis51]

@DJtheshaz Well, if you've seen him doing voice overs in Family Guy, you would know.

[Trunksdan]

Funny stuff! Sir Stewart knows how to entertain

[TheRacistsMustDie]

Great sketch.

[PhantomX714]

MARVEL get with it! This sounds like an amazing comic book character.

[raigekimaru]

Janet Jackson fell victim to his powers the year she performed at the super bowl =P

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Karl Pilkington is a genius

[m981236]

good lord

[llVIU]

the small guy is such a loser

[TheOssumPawesome]

"I will make it so"

>Understood that reference because I started watching next gen

>Started watching next gen because of seeing this episode of extras

and so the cycle is complete

[kidred72]

I've seen everything.

[skullja1]

he looks like a cool hugh hefner

[nisuli]

Instantly

[HTiDHikaruu]

I'd pay to see this movie.

[gamz4tlol]

i have also seen everything now.

[KingDT2007]

Patrick will this movie have a release soon no later than 2012 perhaps?

[EmperorSteele]

"You don't have a wife, you live alone... and you don't watch Star Trek? ...Good lord."

Oh god i'm laughing so hard my throat hurts XD

[Eaglewings7465]

Fucking awesome

[godzizzle]

Good lord.

[blacklam]

Sooo gooooooood!!

[lizerd911]

is this real? lol XD

[jackdt]

I'd watch it.

[ironman80us]

Classic.

[c00t999]

*points* " ...on the grass! "

[santuel]

Patrick Stewart could make womens clothes fall off regardless of super power

[htews]

I would pay money for this movie.

[gpforums1]

haha amazing

[pihlbot]

This interview makes him sound like Murray from Flight of the Conchords.

[chiefBarbose]

GO GO PATRICK STEWART!!!

[squoblat]

Patrick Stewart is a master troll.

[theFLCLguy]

I have seen everything.

[igneousfizzlebottom]

Good lord.

[Kazamajin08]

Jonathon Frakes has now got a run for his money. Really what he is saying in this is that he wants to be Q with a permanent erection!

[388Penguin388]

What a riot.

[matt4lyfe]

30 people had their clothes fall off and he had seen everything!

[abzicancount]

Patrick Stewart is Winning

[ConnorDGriffin]

I want to watch that film

[mstrdk]

oh damn!! Professor X is a pervert!!?!? poor students of Xavier Institute for Higher Learning!!!

[Usul573]

@mstrdk

That.....that is a horrible thought.

I mean he's psychic, dear god what does he do!!??

[adventuresofagirl]

@mstrdk Sign me up for Xavier's Institute, that's all I'm saying!

[ZoeyBlunt]

@adventuresofagirl ooooh yeah absolutely xD but i'd definitely need to borrow eric's helmet to keep my brain save^^

[liamsherif]

On the grass!!!!!!! So so funny!!!

[MsIfyouseekay]

she gets her back uniform on but I've seen everything, and I ride away.. in the grass XD

[MeAreTrees]

great!

[kentrel2]

This episode was supposed to be about Jude Law but he cancelled just before filming. I'm guessing Patrick Stewart was the last minute replacement and created one of the best scenes of the whole series

[Jeffyfolife]

i want Patrick Stewart to be my dad XD

[oSiiXTYNiNE]

"On the grass.." Hahaaa

[oyeboy94]

I always think of Uriel Septim from Oblivion when I hear his voice. Patrick has the greatest voice ever.

[kirby28645]

LOL! This is on Will Wright's favorite Youtube playlist. That's awesome; I have a renewed respect for him now, haha.

[cravetcj]

how does this not have 10 zillion views?

and i rode off on my bike...on the grass...

[FrogShaman]

Patrick Stewart? Epic.

[kuryamtl]

I've seen everything.....

[wasantube]

LOL

[dillonator42]

-on the grass.

[gurnumbly]

I'd love to see Patrick Stewart in a world of naked women

[etheangel2220]

theres got to be some kind of mash-up or star trek footage edited to make it look as if its Picard talking to his officers with this dialogue.

[MrPossessed]

Patrick Stewart is so awesome. Incredible actor with a fantastic sense of humor. Never been much for Star Trek, but when he did this and SNL, he had me laughing my ass off.

To this day, the words "But I've seen everything" still bring this to mind and make me snicker for no reason.

[imnamelessdude]

lol nickers....

[bostonewyork1]

Best movie idea ever!!!

[MISTERASMODEUS]

Hysterical!!

[superburnley1882]

Instantly.

[Omegadge3]

You don't have a wife, you don't have a girlfriend, and you don't watch Star Trek...good lord....

[Thepwnageking1]

yes, good lord indeed.

[Thepwnageking1]

i like boobs too!

[kirby28645]

... Good lord.

[TheNominalaphasia]

Patrick Stewart could steal Chuck Norris' girlfriend.

[flux688]

@TheNominalaphasia he wouldn't have to steal her, she'd go willingly

[Matsute]

This man is the chancellor of my university.

Well, I can rest safe now, knowing that he's seen everything.

[InuvikPhil]

great acting, is being able to say all these lines, and not laugh or even crack a smile

[spookypen]

@InuvikPhil

Watch the outtakes of the scene if you can find them, they busted up a lot.

[LaurentheWeirdo]

"Stewart also appeared as a nudity obsessed caricature of himself in Ricky Gervais's television series Extras, as a last-minute replacement for Jude Law. For playing himself, he was nominated for an Emmy Award in 2006 for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series." Wikipedia

[AFY010]

If i saw Patrick Stewart on the street i would rip off my cloths and launch my self at him...he would see every thing......oh yes!

damn he's so sexy!!!

[PFXProductions]

@AFY010 RIGHT ON! <3

[gokuo64]

You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never watched star trek ... good lord!

[Lyrictheac]

Hahahaha!!! That's definitely not how I pictured Patrick Stewart, but it's fitting somehow. :D

[baglemonkey]

stewart kicks ass

[bandittdukeboy]

Sir Patrick Stewart is a pervert.. WIN

[ladykathryn87]

....and then I ride off, ON THE GRASS...because now I've seen everything.....but then Posh Spice walkes in....and then all of a sudden I'm James Bond, but wait is there any nudity in it?? ROLFMAO

your not married, you dont have a girlfriend and you dont watch Star Trek, ....Good Lord...

i <3 Patrick Stewart.....

[mharbaugh]

"Is there any nudity in it?"

"Not really"

"Oh..."

"Well there could be..."

(Eye brows perk up)

[RabbiPabblo]

Somebody give this man an oscar...NOW!

[NateHoskins]

^_^ lol 

[guiltyhalo]

<333

[KillKyleWeiss]

...David Lynch has either been talking with Mr. Stewart, or he's halfway serious. Halfway.

[mrsid6581]

Perfect timing!

[Ruffian144]

LOL. Strange how all his scenarios involve a woman's clothes falling off & him 'seeing everything'. Horny toad!

[Kaghne]

would be the #1 movie, forever. tied with soylent green

[fuzzylojiks]

Cool, sounds like a good movie, when's it coming out?

[SamIbachMack]

"you're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you don't watch star trek... Good lord..."

[wayzotoichi]

'you can't ride your bike on the grass' and all her clothes fall off, and I've seen everything,

and I ride off...on the grass, it's the thinking of a tacky 70s porno director! Like a cheeky chappy.

[sondano]

After this I think writers should just give up. Nothing in the next 10 million years will beat the genius of this

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

"and then Posh spice walks in..."

"...and all her clothes fall off"

"instantly."

[depl0rable]

of course now it's Sir Patrick Stewart after being knighted :) man seems to be in everything from family guy, a regular on american dad... in anime film voiceovers, shakespeare plays... busy man. great sense of humour (he's a fan of red dwarf :D )

[Pulsar205]

To have an evening with Patrick would be hilarious! This is someone I'd really like to meet.

[Hoto74]

@Pulsar205: yes, me too. He is not only a great actor, he is even a great person too.

[harrifullxx]

On the grass..

[kagetoh]

"It's mainly you goin around, seein... ladies' tits."

[justin197953]

"they're lesbians? "

"yes, of cource 'cause they've been in the camp so long"

hahahahaha! awesome patrick! I hope he does that film!

sim.

[yourtuber1999]

This scene is FUCKING CLASSIC!

[TaarnaGirl]

LMFAO!!

I love him...I'd drop my knickers anyday for him :)

[Banemorth]

I've already seen everything

[AlyraMyst]

I love Patrick Stewart. So much, so very, very much.

[5olar1s]

Nice, nice and nice a third

[usernam3]

"good lord..."

[shadedclan]

Is he really that pervy?

[swyke]

@shadedclan if a long lost tribe of neanderthal pygmies who'd never experienced the trappings of our modern existence, medicine, flight, industry, the internet or tv, were found in the deepest darkest cave at the heart of some sub tropical jungle, watched this clip it's entirely possible that they'd realise it's a piss-take, but not you?

[shadedclan]

@swyke Well they would really then believe that he is that pervy.

[Zantaer]

I love Extras. So fucking great.

[steffankaizer]

@Zantaer whats an extra?

[Zantaer]

@steffankaizer This clip is from the show called "Extras"

[steffankaizer]

@Zantaer aha

[Qermaq]

@steffankaizer An extra is an actor without a speaking role who basically is part of the environment

[gymmonkey727]

good lord...

[zorrofox1000]

@Spectre2525

It's from Extras - the British TV show.

This is from series 1 episode 6. All the

episodes are up on youtube - SO good.

[sameye407]

Is it possible to be middle-aged, singe, and never seen Star Trek TNG? Nah...

[sameye407]

I want to see this movie so much!

[japs209]

stumbleupon!!

[yourfilmindustry]

weired... :/

[coolness317]

AHAHAHAHA "It's a comedy, is it?" "No."

[heartofeverything678]

TITS OR GTFO!!!!

[dantedecember]

"good Lord" LOL

[GWash1776]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[Nevrosert]

love it! thank you, stumblebutton :D

[Anarchyffan]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Oh fuck.... OOOHHH FUCK!.... Stewart is the man... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Xendinthian]

I love this man.

[Anthrax1551]

awesome

[keggerous]

"one of em is bending over, two of them are kissing" OMG to hear picard say that tickles me silly hahahaha

[tgz1000]

Not married and no girlfriend and never watched star trek? Not possible! It' because of star trek that people end up unmarried with no girlfriend!

[eat4peace]

LOL!

[freerubytuesday]

wonderful! god i love patrick stewart :D

[burnmaker01]

he stole my idea!

[ObiWanBockobi]

your not married, you don't have a girlfriend, and you don't watch star trek........ good Lord.

[brettmangel36]

hahahaha idk why but the rear view mirror in the helicopter part was the funniest part

[Dirtymurder]

ricky gervais is a shit eating, donkey raper

[burnmaker01]

you mean rapist

[Dirtymurder]

No I don't , when you use rapist, it doesn't sound quite right, that's why I use raping.

[burnmaker01]

just use rapper

[Dirtymurder]

A Rapper is a person who performs rap music

[burnmaker01]

oh fuck it nevermind

it's like trying to teach a retard how to ride a bike.

do you know how to ride a bike?

[Dirtymurder]

You just got trolled

[fha94]

I will make it so. *awkward silence*

[junesue1205]

and

its too late i've already seen everything

[stefanski48]

Ya i love the ending. Where is this from?

[jimbozaify]

It's from a british comedy series called 'Extras'. Ricky Gervais is the guy who created 'The office'

[dokesomesmank]

no fucking shit

[OliverJohnnyRyan]

@stefanski48 Extras

[thesteelhellion]

Wonder if they let him improv this. Patrick's an incredibly funny guy regardless.

[EngineerMK2004]

"Get out of my continuum, Picard" -Q

[okeeffdp]

That last line is delivered so perfectly. What an actor.

[lifemetall]

lol, yeah, that would be a good god damn porn, i would buy that

[b1139]

SO MUCH WIN

[kylewalken86]

One of the funniest moments in the show... Sir Patrick is friggin hilarious...

[jar0fdirt63]

Picard wants to be a Q and he knows it.

Q POWERS!

[DPsychoS]

It's his "No" line which does it for me, such comic timing!

[sinshenlong]

the ending epic!!!

[Durnty]

actually...that's exactly the sort of thing I'd expect from Patrick Stewart.

[mythril444]

Omg the end was the best lol.

[BENASSi1989AP]

HAHAHA BEST!

[antistar1000]

'I've seen everything'.

[gentrelane]

He's seen.... everything.

[martinblank2]

His greatest performance captured. The only other thing that can compare is his portrayal of a erotic pastry business owner and baker in a Saturday Night Live sketch.

[AndiAtFront]

one of the best scenes of patrick all i have seen ^^ ...and "I see everything!"

[nilachip]

Superb acting ! Cheers Mr. Picard :)

[Qestral]

*ded laughing*

That was incredible.

[tiffadee]

okayyyyyyyyyy...*psyco music*

[potophan2006]

I saw this before I started watching Star Trek and I was completely lost at that line. Now I get it, funniest stuff ever!

[Geffukt]

Watch his eyes when he starts talking about the helicopter. What a great actor lol.

[HUNVilly]

This is funny even after the mllionth time I've seen it.

[kensho3]

"...and I do other stuff !"

[mfrost]

I pretty much never comment, but this blew my mind with awesome!

[visihueputa]

I've seen everything

[AluminumJacket]

I've seen it all

[AchingOvaries]

I lol'd so hard. Oh rofls