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  • "IM GONNA MAKE THAT SILK TIE GO AWAY!"

  • No wonder most cops do an aweful job.

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  • " I got a 10 year old that can do 4 push-ups" LMAO

  • This isn't how you train the police. You don't sit there for months or weeks or whatever it is, at a time and yell in their faces. They'll get out and have power trips or just have that anger built up because of the type of shit they had to go through. I've seen this happen with the military, they get out and they think they're tough shit and talk trash to everyone. The police training shouldn't be all soft and huggy but it shouldn't be fucking bootcamp. Such a wrong way to train the police.

  • And you all wanted to know why he didn't say have a nice day at your last traffic stop

  • matt damon at 3:06!

  • Police Officers (including Fire Service and EMT/Paramedic) are civilian. Why do they have to go through this training?

  • @USNNick to develop a team mentality and the toughness you need to perform the same at the end of a twelve hour shift as you did at the beginning.

  • @USNNick well you see they are training them to become/think as a law enforcement officer...and to be a successful officer you cant think like a civilian...i cant really think of how to explain it but look up the show The Academy on hulu.com and it will make sense

  • @RunninPimp Shouldn't a civilian be thinking like a civilian and no differently? I really hope they don't go around thinking they aren't civilians.

  • @USNNick When a law enforcement officer is on duty they are not civilians they are law enforcement officers...put it this way when you pull someone over for a regular traffic stop, say tail light is out and youre going to give a fix it ticket, your partner goes to talk to the people and gets shot in the face...what are you going to think/how are you going to handle the next regular traffic stop you make? You cant take ANYTHING lightly ever because the moment you do you die.

  • @RunninPimp side note an average of 2 peace officers die a day on the job. You just have to have a different mentality that is of a normal civilians so long as your on duty doing your job

  • @RunninPimp that is not*

  • It's not enough to say "Vote Ron Paul"

    PEOPLE NEED TO SWITCH PARTIES 12 WEEKS IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES IN MOST STATES.

    IF YOU DO NOT SWITCH IN TIME YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

    IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED REPUBLICAN YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

    IF RON PAUL DOES NOT WIN PRIMARY, NO GENERAL ELECTION ! REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN. FIND OUT WHEN YOUR STATE HAS PRIMARIES. FIND OUT WHERE AND VOTE VOTE VOTE ! PLEASE !

    WE NEED EVERY LAST VOTE ! Copy and paste this everywhere! Thumbs up!

  • You gotta do what you gotta do to get what you want. It doesn't matter how much shit the cops spray in your face. What are you going to do when an felon or parolee gets in your face?? There's a reason for all this mayhem. Its what you are going to expect out in the field.

  • @demonoftheblueflame I have a comparison: Cops join the force and gain more rights and freedoms. Military join and lose rights and freedoms. I've had a cop (a friend, he was showing me his sidearm) point a loaded weapon at me and tell me it was ok because his finger was off the trigger. I'd say that the majority of the police I have met (and I’ve met quite a few) are inadequately trained and educated to perform their duties to the fullest.

  • reminds me off jrotc

  • WHY ARE YOU LICKING YOUR LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Moneylbc.... Just ignore deeppurple. No point reasoning with this savage. He's bitter because he's been in and out of county his whole life.

  • @moneylbc213 Thus proving my point, the Police are there just to Protect and Serve! Protect and Serve The Government That is!

  • @moneylbc213 Admit it , if Congress were to say tomorrow, "NO HATS AT MIDNIGHT". The Police department would be out there strictly enforcing that law as well! Thus making the Police nothing but a bunch of Government Tools!

  • Why don't you take a look at the latest headlines you misfit, More dirty pigs are exposed, and just recently several Pigs in New York were exposed of corruption! Also, recently, Fullerton PD Severely beat and Killed a handicapped man. These dirty pigs are a Joke, and most of them are just a bunch of bullies who abuse their authority! Fuck Pigs, The populations is starting to like them less and less by the minute! Almost every day we wake up to more stories of Dirty Pigs abusing their power!

  • lol drop down and give me ten!?

    thirty is more like it

  • Marine recruit training is probably 30% more demanding psychically and mentally. Army recruit training probably 18%. Seal BUD training is even less comparable.. Soldiers are usually taking a bigger risk of life than a police officer. especially those who are policing the suburbs,

  • at 5:59 the DI looks over to the camera and smiles lol......anyone who has gone through boot camp or the academy knows this is all a mental game. best thing to do is to remember that and keep pushing.

  • Shut the fuck up you fucking Primitive MORON! Now go bow your fucking pathetic little head to whatever authority you kiss ass to! Stupid fuck, Face it, Pigs are nothing but Government sTOOLS You moron! Did you know that PIGS Follow whatever Bullshit spews out of the mouths of Congress? If Congress were to say tomorrow, NO BLUE HATS AT MIDNIGHT, Guess what FUCK FACE? Your beloved PIGS Will be out there Enforcing that same Bullshit Law regardless of how fucking Stupid it is! YOU DUMB TWAT!

  • @moneylbc213 Shut the fuck up you retarded Pile of donkey shit! To protect and serve is the motto of all Police departments in America you fucking Shit head! After all, they all follow whatever bullshit spews out of Congress! Fucking Tools!

  • stupid yankee

  • this is what they made me do in explores, lol i can see now why all those push ups they make us do are for our own good...damn

  • the sherrifs look like marine corps drill instructors!!!! awesome!

  • This is a piece of cake, my kid screams louder, hooa

  • OINK MOTHERFUCKER OINK!!!

  • What kind of a nation trains thier cops like soldiers?

  • @demonoftheblueflame "I think that anyone that makes comparisons between the military and law enforcement, especially the ones that are misinformed are idiots" law enforcement branchs like the police acadmy considered as a military organization, military means (armed force) that is approved by the federal/states court. u just calling ppl "idiots" while u dont even have enugh info about it. do they get the same traning ? NO are they both military? YES. so military isnt just army,navy, etc

  • @ASAXON9 ah actually the military is just the armed force's of the united states, That fall under the department of defense , So know that you know that do you still think that the police department fall's under the military?

  • @doughboys31 what ? what did u just said has to do anything with the subject/definition?what do u mean its "armed force" the poice isnt armed ? lol. i mean, idk if u notice they have a (gun) and ones u have that ur armed pretty much!

    and of course its force cuz its force the law.

    so idk whats ur point . then u said "of the united states" i mean . yeah . we r not talking about china . so?

    then u said department of defense? lol . bro . those guys even fund MREs bags. soo yeah Military= ar fo

  • The purpose of sheriffs is to protect property extortion, income extortion, and necessity extortion, to keep the banksters (their owners) in control of the world. The result of bankster control is poverty, and the kidnapping of millions of girls for prostitution. We've seen the poverty and soon will see the kidnappings. Extortion creates demoralization which creates child porn and bestiality. Sheriffs need to ORGANIZE and stop creating homelessness and bank housing control.

  • @demonoftheblueflame ..Alot of war vets and military personnel become cops! People who think cops are pussies are pussies themselves .

  • @zrancis marines and sheriffs are totally different things moron. Its fucking obvious military boot camps r tougher than this. They r undeserving? Ok. When ur getting ur ass jumped, shot at, robbed, or anything else, dont call the cops :) lets see how undeserving they really r when ur ass needs their help -__-

  • omg lol this is pathetic...i went through marine boot camp... never seen anything more pathetic than this.

    id flip a shit if some undeserving, inexperienced moron tried this on me.

  • Thats good training right there more you bleed in training less you bleed in the street

  • @demonoftheblueflame

    In terms of the physical demands of both types of training they are very similar. but i do concur that they are very different.

  • this video is so funny but awesome!

    i cant remember sir, oh boyyy lol

  • this video is so funny but awesome!

    i cant remember sir, oh boyyy lol

  • Look at those fucking Tools, To Protect and Serve, THE GOVERNMENT!

  • @deeppurple28 To protect the banksters, and serve you with taxes!

  • looks like the marine corps

  • I don't see how you can train people to go out and protect the public and expect them to have respect for the public when their training is filled with constant yelling and senseless taunting.

  • @Tyce24 The harassment and stress that are visited upon police recruits is specifically designed to weed out the weak individuals who cannot handle stress and difficult people. If these recruits can't handle the tac officers making their lives miserable, there is absolutely no way they will make it out on the ''streets''. I was a Marine Corps Military Policeman for four years. The MP school I went through was just as tough, if not tougher than the Marine Corps recruit training in San Diego.

  • I wouldn't like to offend anyone but I rally don't see the point of getting yelled at for ridiculous things.. the government punishes for hazing but they haze even worse...

  • What class was this?

  • @jessz30 Go to Hulu and search the Academy

  • If you believe you are free you are more than ignorant and brainwashed. How is someone who wears body armor and has air support a warrior when he or she is fighting toothless peasants with muskets. Explain to me how someone who cannot even buy a goat is a threat to the united states. Go and play your video games, You are an ignorant inbred retard. Please go and read a book. Get an education. Work and pay taxes. Quit insulting me for exercising my imaginary right to freedom of speech.

  • I am confident that I am twice your age. I have been shot, cut, beaten..... just to name a few. You are a bully and a coward. Thank you for callinig me a kid.

  • Just as you make judgements about me; I am confident that you are a cowardly she-male pedophile. You were the result of bad breeding. I know for sure that your mother was the queen of glory holes. You are the result of her behavior. It is not your fault. It is genetic. God have mercery on your soul, you coward.

  • Jesus! That was one huge cluster fuck!

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  • This is how they are taught to treat the general public

    this is the way they treat the general public.

    then they shoot us

    then they rape us

    then they frame us

    then they wonder why we do not believe they are heros.

  • @ogpeckerwood lol

  • This is how they are taught to treat the general public

  • if he didn't sound off after the dude said sound off. he woulda got SLAYED in the pit on PI.

  • And for the jar-heads that who act like they need to lay off the steroids, do you have any respect for the position your in? As a military brat and as a LEO I say to you that you disgust me. and don't give me shit about being a marine. I'm a bladesmith that makes combat knives for my friends serving this country so they can have reliable tools on the field.

  • IS THIS THE MARINE CORE OR ARE THE COPS JUST RETARDED IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

  • Some of the stuff the drill sergeants are saying are hilarious

  • cool

  • after doing Marine Corps Boot Camp, and MAIT course this Academy is going to be fun....

  • They steal our ranks,our uniforms,our drill and now they try to act like us.Police need to realize,they're civilians.These wannabe sergeants try to be all tough,but they're like "please be quiet.You are upsetting me.Give me 2 pushups".At Navy RTC it was more like "Hey asshole lock it the fuck up.Half left FACE.On the grinder.Were gonna push dirt til I get tired.*Then we did 50 pushups*.Half right face *someone accidently turns left*.Back on your faces.*50 more*.

  • @USNNick the Navy is for pussies...

  • @OlineFTW I bet about every sailor I know,would kick your ass.Especially if your a cop.

  • @USNNick the Navy is for pussies, you know it, i know it, the whole US knows it, the only hard ones are the SEALs..get real and be a Marine or at least join the army, pussy.

  • @OlineFTW I'm a Corpsman,so I go in the Marine Corps.SEALs aren't the only hard ones.What about SWCC,MA's,and of course,corpsman (Both HM's and SARC's).If you knew anything about the military,than you would know that the Navy has the 2nd hardest strength reqs,only behind the Marine Corps.Your a gay little pussy,you know.

  • @OlineFTW You dont have no idea what you are talking about sack of potatoes

  • @JDMvict0r sack of potatoes? uhm wow i dont know what im gonna do with my life -.-

  • @OlineFTW <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FAGGOT !!!

  • Sound off ten???  wtf is that dropping people for 10 and 4 pushups ? how weak. Cops are punks.

  • was this recorded on a potato

  • A very big reason but if you pass it is a GOOD FEELING

  • "YOU LOST ONE!" (8:40) HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • At 6:00, "WHAT ARE YOU LICKING YOUR LIPS FOR??" That cracked me up.

  • 20 push-ups!!?? I remember doing push-ups until my drill sergeant got tired!!!!!!!

  • LOL i love this shit it takes me back i would love to go through this so i can laugh at them for tryin to break me when i can yell louder than them when my voice is gone *sigh* GOOD FUCKING TIMES

  • هذه أحد أسباب ضعف الجندي الأمريكي ، كيف يريدون لمن دُرب على الإستعباد والذل والمعاملة بهذه السادية بأن يصبح عزيزاً قوياً في أوقات الأزمات!؟

    هذا أمر والوحشية في معاملة المرأة أمر آخر خصوصاً أن منظماتهم تأتي وتولول في أرضنا للمطالبة بحقوق المرأة خخخخ

    الله يذلكم على يدين بعض

  • @almuhannaad - the humiliation and sadistic treatment only lasts for a short time, they break you down and build you back up, that which does not kill you makes you stronger. It also exposes the individual to harsh treatment, so that if ever exposed to it again, it does not affect them quite as much. As for the women, they too must be exposed to the same harsh treatment. They are applying for the same job as the men, and go experience similar situations on the job. Everyone has to be tough.

  • @kenwa76

    لايمكن أن يجعلهم هذا الأسلوب أقوى كما ذكرت ، لأنه وبكل بساطة من اعتادت نفسه على الذل والإهانة لا يمكن له أن يعود قوياً فالنفس ليست كالبدن إذا ماتت منه خلية ظهر بدلاً منها مئات الخلايا فعزيز النفس لا يقبل الإهانة تحت أي شعار والطبع يغلب التطبع أما عن المرأة فلا يمكن مساواتها بالرجل في هذه الأمور خصوصاً في كثرة الإعتداءات الجنسية والوحشية في المعاملة في الجيش الأمريكي والقطاعات العسكرية الأمريكية بشكل عام

  • @almuhannaad no one said it was going to be easy for women, but they need to undergo the same harsh treatment as the men, because they WILL be subjected to harsh treatment by less than stellar members of society on the street. Female officers are NEEDED to handle female offenders, it cuts down on sexual harassment and lawsuits. Which can KILL a departments reputation.

    -- Have you ever served in a military of any kind? Just curious.

  • @kenwa76، بما أنك حصرت الموضوع في المرأة فهذا يعني أنك اقتنعت بالجزء الأول على حسب فهمي ،

    هذه المهنة ليست للنساء لا بالمنطق ولا العقل وإلا لماذا خلقت المرأة بهذه الخصائص البدنية والنفسية!!؟

    الفرق بيني وبينك هو أنني أسمي الأشياء بمسمياتها وأنت تسمي الذل والإهانة قسوة بعدما كنت تذكر أنها تساهم في جعلهم أقوى!!!!؟

    القوات العسكرية يجب أن تُدرب بقسوة وأن يكون لها هدف ومبادئ وإيمان بما تقوم به حتى تصبح قوية وهذا غير متوفر لدى الأمريكان فهم يدربون على الذل ويحاربون بلا قضية لذلك دائماً يخسرون

  • ههههههههههههههههه

  • After joining the Marine Corps in the early 90s, and completing boot camp, I realize that this is pansy boot camp. All you have to remember is to maintain your bearing. I mean they make them do 20 push ups and send them on their way.... REALLY?!

  • @kenwa76 it's not the marine corps it's the los angeles sheriff's academy they aren't trained to kill kil kill as marines they're trained to be around the public and to protect the communities... I hate everyone

  • @ReasoningToCare What does that have to do with doing only 20 push ups. part of any boot camp is physical fitness, you don't get get there with doing 20 push ups at a time.

  • @kenwa76 you are honestly a moron if you think that going through 6 months of a Police Academy is easy. Military and Law Enforcement are completely different. These guys still have to go through classes and study every night. You can't beat the hell out of them physically for more then 2 hours and expect them to be able to sit into a classroom and learn. Don't be ignorant. Law Enforcement is not the Military....and this is a Marine saying this.

  • @kenwa76 you are honestly a moron if you think that going through 6 months of a Police Academy is easy. Military and Law Enforcement are completely different. These guys still have to go through classes and study every night. You can't beat the hell out of them physically for more then 2 hours and expect them to be able to sit into a classroom and learn. Don't be ignorant. Law Enforcement is not the Military....and this is a Marine saying this.

  • @ajhiggs23 so you have to say it twice? Honestly, it would be easy, cake in fact.

  • wtf !! women should not been there !! i am glad to be muslim,, tht not for women

    omg

  • half these people have been fired! since 2006... bringing drugs into La County Jail hooking up with inmates while in Custody! What a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • @mrburns1969 How the hell would you know that?

  • do they teach small people how to be tough and yell in the academies?

  • these cops take on the worst of society, they have to be tough but fair to protect their citizens!!

  • In my place , We don't train Police like this , Not as a soldier.

  • Who, I guess because LA is one of the worst areas in the world for cop murders is the reason their instructors are so authoritative. I know even in South Florida the academy's aren't like this. There is a lot more of a calm culture down here.

  • Woda we łbie :D

    

  • The guy that did 4 pushups reminds me of pvt pile from full metal jacket. haha

  • This is nothing compared to the US Army. I wish the MP core was as easy as this.

  • @Jonny31Bravo US army and nothing compared to the US MARINEs...and thank god it wasnt as easy as the army..lol

    

  • @plord28 the point of yelling is the reason they yell at ppl in bootcamp it creates stress and helps them figures who needs to be weeded out before they freeze up in a serious situan. For those that make they benefit from the yelling bc u learn how to operate in a stressful environment and trust me when they r in ur face 7 hours everyday it's pretty damn stressful for some ppl.

  • this is kind of pointless. You go in knowing full well you can't fight back your drill instructor with all the loud noises and threats they make. But once they graduate and get in the real world any citizen that makes loud noises or threats to them usually end up in hand cuffs or jail. But I'm sure they would say it teaches personal restraint. That may be true here, but in the real world HE or SHE has a badge, hence the belief they are ALWAYS in the right. Can it be abused?

  • pain is in the mind they have to over come it

  • This will one day be the best day of their lives.

  • fucking zoo ,stupid program and idea!.

  • This was such a joke when I went thru it, why do recruits cry...geez.

  • I SMELL BACON

  • cops are so stupid they feel there special for some reason, fucken bottom feeders..leaches uncle sams bitches and us the tax payers feed there fucken kids so fuck em we own them ! I beleive in self protection i will never call any cop..HK USP 45 cal keeps me safe

  • @Elpinchedanny1

    So you think they're stupid?  Why don't you sign up and see if you can do a better job! The fact of the matter is, LASD patrols neighborhoods with ACTUAL BOTTOM FEEDERS! Most of Los Angeles county consists of people who sponge off of the government, pop out babies like Pez dispensers and then teach THEIR kids how to leech off the system. At least these people are actually working and doing a dangerous job. What do YOU do to make the world a better place?

  • it seems like all they want are affirmative action hires

  • Hey the next time you sh*t talkin punks get robbed or assaulted dont call a cop go call someone else. Probably bitter because you cant make it in law enforcement.

  • @cdc77103 cant make it cause they have affirmative action

  • @jf1gd2

    And what stinks is, they lowered the standards in order to comply with affirmative action stupidity. Sherman Block must be rolling over in his grave!

  • @anonymouslogon6 political correctness is more important than being qualified for a job these days

  • This argument over who's more tough, military or cop, is so lame. When is the last time a cop was sent into miserable places, under miserable living conditions for month/years, far away from family or the comfort of their home? When is the last time a cop gave up his/her constitutional rights? When is the last time a cop had to dig a hole just to take a dump? I think you get my point...Cops are assholes...Military people are warriors!

  • Im a veteran en this is nowhere like my experience in the military when I joined.All this yelling on your face, spitting, etc is their way of welcoming everyone in the academy. Every1 don't fall 4 it, they just want to break you n tell you they're IN CHARGE while your in their academy. Trust me these instructors will break loose after a week or two. They'll break loose en start interacting with cadets. Its simple, just go with the flow until you graduate.The more you resist the harder it gets .

  • reminds me of the army

  • why  pickin on the minorities fuck the LAPD arrest me for stupid SHIT

  • I think these deputies, especially the white guys, have a very low self esteem and a very poor lifestyle outside of their control freak job. They remind me of Hitler. With all honesty. Chopping my head of my neck would have hurt me uncomparably less than this sadistic humiliation. I wonder when was the last time these deputies have been humiliated by others. I am very dissappointed with this department. The way they treat girls, despicable. The era of tough guys has passed. We need some respect.

  • theres a reason for this....you must break them down before you build them up...

  • @homebase65 you do know this is fake right?

  • @RickySouthwell i dont know if this is fake or not but this is what it is really like...its harder than this i think

  • @homebase65 This is real. It's a test to see who has what it takes to make it through the academy. If you can't stand a little discipline and people yelling at you, then you have no purpose carrying a gun and badge. There is actually a pretty high dropout percentage on the first day, haha. This here isn't anything compared to the Ohio State Highway Patrol Academy, though. Troopers will make the 7 months there absolutely miserable for you, haha.

  • @PanicScene1 oh trust me....i know what this is like the marine core is 100x this hard

  • @homebase65 Haha, builds character, don't it?

  • @homebase65, yea no i'm a marine i have no reason, to be broken down again like its parris island all over again.

  • @homebase65 Thats a military term.

  • @homebase65 this is a police force not the marine core, if the u.s trains there police force in such a retarded brain dead manor maybe the state can save money and declare marshal law and have the military enforce the law.

  • In stead of yelling like your in bootcamp how about you teach them something substantive about law enforcement. You don't need this to make a good officer/deputy who can handle their shit. No wonder LA law enforcement sucks.

  • hmm...funny.

  • Go's to show that wimps will do and go through anything not to get picked on anymore.....Real men join the military and once in a wile a wimp will make it in and become a cook or something like that and then they move on to law enforcement wile the other real men get town jobs with the department of public works because they don't need a gun and a badge for respect from their community. lol at this video!

  • yepppp. MOST police departments are para-military organizations. The stupidity in this video is really in terrible levels. just army drill sergants wanna be morons trying to make the first day as bad as possible to the new comers. idiots!!! they should look at REAL POLICE departments and see what they are doing... wayyyy far from military shit.

  • @sydneyboi4fun I agree, this is amateur hour.

  • What a shame Army Drill Sergeants wanna be, stupid copy cats cops.

  • skinheads, nazi people fuck thoose cops

  • "I'M GONNA MAKE THAT SILK TIE GO AWAY, YOU DON'T COME TO MY ACADEMY WEARING A SILK TIE!"

  • 4 push ups!!!!

  • it's a shame, now i see why some cops take their anger out on innocents...

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  • @angelosvideos1 Right, because if they didn't break them down so that they could build them up from a common denominator, it would be strictly hands-in-your-lap classrooms where after completing a very simple training period and graduating they would be given a badge and a gun. You wouldn't understand something like that unless you have experienced it for yourself or have heard first hand accounts of it from someone who has.

    Cops don't take their anger out on innocents.

  • @angelosvideos1 i hope you know this isnt real, maybe in america it is but i know in canada it isnt like this

  • @angelosvideos1 black monday was designed to weave out the people without heart and too scared to continue, everyday after this day starts to get less and less violent

  • @angelosvideos1 sure

  • @angelosvideos1 the innocent? that's a joke right....idiot

  • @angelosvideos1 The streets are a lot ledd forgiving

  • Welcome to your first day @ work..........Did they put out the "Welcome Mat"????

  • FUCK THE COPS!...LET THEM BODYS ROTT AND PISS ON THEIR ASHES...

  • @CHURROMICE1 NICE GRAMMAR.....show the world your intelligence with your grammar, spelling, and statement.

  • @the951racer :D

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  • @the951racer You're actually pretty lucky that he spelled it as well as he did...

  • @CHURROMICE1

    Spoken like a true, ghetto type. See you on "Bait Car!"

  • @anonymouslogon6 stay tuned...fuckin bread

  • Well i been in boot camp before its crazy ! they yell at you and you could yell at them back! but for those who never been in boot camp dont join the law enforcements period! lol i would join the sheriff ! but i cant! criminal record! lmao..!

  • Loonie bin demonstrated

  • 4 push ups laff

  • I didn't know monkeys could do push-ups.

  • @saintjasin I didn't know that baboons could find a keyboard to type "I didn't know monkeys could do push-ups"...Amazing things happen every day...

  • @mpsicily @saintjasin ...first off, you have strengthened the monkey theory by following up my primate joke with a primate joke. get your own, monkey. And second, monkey, I will help you out. A better phrasing would have been " I didn't know baboons could type." Because a baboon could easily find a keyboard if he was in the right place, but a computer and typing skills are needed. So, later monkey, I'm gonna go play Angry Birds. If you can guess why, you will redeem yourself.

  • @saintjasin I guess they have taught baboons to type...Your species is actually evolving, one step at a time...Slowly...