Doug Benson Guest Performance (LCS 5)

[comicreliefboy1]

not very funny.

[tomharding]

My mom calls it bloomies!

[zungaloca]

yo Doug Benson i hear you like weed

[JaybayJay]

I really wanted to See Doug Benson live but after I learned he was part of the Defamation of Canadian Soldiers on Fox News ..

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FUCKING CLOWN....

[chibigrunt]

@JaybayJay The what??

[JaybayJay]

@chibigrunt Him and some Fox News clown on some late night show making fun on Canadian soldiers a year ago... It was really disrespectful.. Now I won't go see him..

[JaybayJay]

@JaybayJay He even cancelled his Edmonton show right after this happened.. He didn't even have the balls to come up here and Apologize to the Canadian citizens in person.. What a Pussy... To my knowledge he hasn't apologized for his part in it...

[chibigrunt]

@JaybayJay Do you know where I can watch it? I want to know if it was all in humor- because that's what comedians do- or if they were just bluntly insulting them.

[JaybayJay]

@chibigrunt Ahhh.. Maybe I was and Am being a lil sore on the subject.. Just type in "Fox News Insults Canadian Military."

The subject is that we were slated to give most of our troops a rest from Afghanistan. So they sat there insulting us,.. Pretty much allying us with the terrorist..

I may be being a lil harsh or was because I'd was watching alot of Police brutality vids and those always get me seeing Red. But this is typical of America, Insulting us..Shit they insult Everyone.

[JaybayJay]

@JaybayJay No.. I'm pissed.. Simple minded Retards listen to people like this and take his attitude, make it their own, spread the filth they're speaking and rip into whoever they want.. I'm not standing for it.. I see Doug Benson I will punch him in the face for what he said on National Tv.. Joking or Not..

[chibigrunt]

@JaybayJay They don't really side with terrorists- it wouldn't make sense. I'm not defending him, or anything, but some comedians aren't afraid of going over the line. But then again Fucks News people are complete dicks. They don't see the difference between news and comedy. Watched it- lol, yup, they don't know the difference. The hosts were even more of a dick than Doug

[TheVideoGunner]

I love how I was the only one that noticed big titties at 0:57

[disarraygun]

240p, we meet again.

[TheDoctorJC]

0:57 :)

[edwdixon5]

Doug has some skinny arms. He's the T-Rex of comedy.

[samsomiller]

He sounds EXACTLY like Skrillex when he talks!

[1ghostronin]

big titties in the crowd :57

[DBurn101]

Doug loves his movies.

[esully475]

this audience is fucking awful

[TheTexasSlug]

doug benson = poser fag!

[rumours77]

@TheTexasSlug

Being called a "fag" from a self-proclaimed "slug" in (of all states) Texas, is just lame. I'm going to let this one slide. :)

[86kinky86]

meh

[MrCakes132]

:59 = titties. Oh. My. God.

[gaezer]

this is terrible.



[johnediamond]

another liberal unfunny douchebag....

[BombAtomically91]

@johnediamond go hit the weed you sheep followin everyone else

[lynstock]

@johnediamond How do you know hes liberal? You must have watched previous performances to assess his political beliefs. So did you find him funny before and come here to have your mind changed.. or?

[MrSlingblade22]

fuck off haters ....hes funny .....you dont get his jokes because your fucking iq

is negative 11

[genew8]

He sucks

[overlethal1992]

he was better on super high me, still good though. Previously on naughty nurses 1: auuuuoooorrghhhhhhhh.

[MoRgUe27]

i just watched kill bill vol.1 on tv...and it made me want to come watch some doug benson stand up

[pikejere438]

@deepster89

Hahahahaha niccceee :p

[patokid]

Oh, it's embarrasing to watch someone trying and failing to be funny

[blindreefer]

last thing i saw that was this crappy was a 2 foot long, corn spotted, brown alligator tail

[deepster89]

haha

[ZB124]

@deepster89 HOW... -_- how...ho-.. :I I'm sorry I'm trying to gather my words to understand how typing the cheap imitation of laughter and waiting for youtube to take forever to load such a comment was worth your time...

[deepster89]

@ZB124 stop trolling you lil bitch

[tamversuschris]

I love when comedians connect their last joke to one of the earlier ones.

[MBIIdollaBill]

this guy shoulda won

[randomcrackers]

i love how he always says Hey everybody.

[stormfire180]

@ncdmewaffleo It's a joke retard

[ncdmewaffleo]

Ok he's not the 6th funniest comic in the world... For one... George lopez could kick butt and there are countless others

[Damonstration]

@ncdmewaffleo I pray that's sarcasm about Lopez.

[scroydluvin]

@ncdmewaffleo George Lopez is awful.

[rtselby]

everyone smokes but Bob Odenkirk, hahaha watch super high me

[EverydayAlex]

random guy in audience... Dante.

[xdiesease]

Ahhhhhhhh shit, just seven seconds shy of 4:20.....

[BovartNigga]

His arms are not proportional to his body.

[JordOKC]

Nah he's funny, his material is just not really cut out for NBC. He cusses a lot and talks about drugs. I imagine a lot of really good comedians have trouble with network standards and practices, because I've seen some pretty terrible comics come off of that show. It's hard to censor comedy and still have a funny final product.

[mostaryankidyouknow]

Willem Dafoe is a shithead.

[thornygravy]

I never seen him walk to the mic so quickly.

[CainMeadows]

Meh. I'll stick with Louis CK and Tosh

[kkpnut]

whatever, i think he is always funny, high or not

[jaiwook63]

he got kicked off because he had to be clean he's so much funnier uncensored... and baked

[SolTheUnrout]

Just saw him in toronto :D

[SameerGinwala]

baaah!



[slayersk91]

im seeing him tonight on 4/20 fuck yea

[chrrrristian]

@slayersk91 sactown! how was it?

[minn3r3]

0:58 nice tits

Benson is pretty funny too lol

[Xolares]

where is the donkey from?! XD XD XD XD XD EPIC

[Skata215]

Funny

[TEXASG13SUR]

i'm # 4 20.. like ....im high

[ThatJustPerson]

Saw this guy last night, he was HIGH AS FUCK!

He was fucking hilarious!

[mrniceshoes0]

GO TO THE "Kyle Cease - Be Creative with Your Negativity" youtube video

IN COMMENTS SAY " I VOTE FOR @mrniceshoes0"

ITS A CONTEST, ALL THE PROCEEDS GO TO MY ALCOHOL AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS

[SuperMonMonn]

brooo he was in how i met ur mother wat a coinsidence

[ajg822]

I agree with ImVanez

[imVanez]

hes not funny unless he's high

[MrScullion44]

@imVanez like most people

[colenbrak]

@MrScullion44 *like most unfunny people

[SuperBaconFTW]

@imVanez

wrong,

he´s not funny unless YOU are high =D

[TheRealMtnDewDude]

@imVanez nope hes just funny in general :D

[thegentleman6789]

@imVanez he must always be high

[LeaveMyTVOn]

@imVanez Question? When is he not high? (Besides that month in Super High Me...)

[Ceplir]

@imVanez No hes funny no matter what, he was sober for 30 days in and was still funny... :D

[Ceplir]

@Ceplir on super High Me...

[stvnprr]

@imVanez HES NEVER FUNNY

[xtralotto]

@imVanez watch super high me he's funny when he isnt high

[NatureGnome]

he's really funny....but a lot funnier when he's high.

[jjk696969]

this dude makes all stoners look bad. this sucks as bad as dane cook.

[askmemum]

this dude is so endearing cus he's the stoner next door that just happens to do comedy...so glad he's getting more famous

[Vegetarian06]

I want to marry him<3

[Palefolklore84]

Love this guy! All you haters are shitheads.

[LaneLIpro]

NBC would'nt give you a contract because you suck! Have'nt laughed 1 time while watching his stand up.

[gleemanvox23]

@LaneLIpro Funny how you found your way onto this video isn't it?

[LaneLIpro]

@gleemanvox23 hahahah negative I saw his standup on Comedy Central, thought he sucked then looked him up on YouTube to give him a second chance. Then came to my conclusion......he blows wether or not I "found my way onto the video".

[yellowcougar18]

@LaneLIpro I agree.

[SHlTTER]

and that girl at fifty nine,

is not even fine,

the one next to her has a shine,

ee face

[SHlTTER]

this video is 7 seconds to long

[CockyR4]

I once saw a VH1 advertising, one joke of him about a dog... I tough he was high when he told it lol

[natexxx21]

everytime i watch a comic here on youtube Dane Cook is mentioned 100% of the time...it seems like most people dont like him but everyone talks about him..he must be doin something right..I think the dude is funny..i also think louis ck is the funniest ever

[gleemanvox23]

@natexxx21 Dane cook is to comedy videos as Justin Bieber is to every single video on the internet.. ):

[DEZUZD]

those are sum E size tittiies hahahahehehe

[bodhidarma1]

I laughed 0 times

[TheSnypist]

@bodhidarma1 Clearly your not as high as me...

[sodin6]

@bodhidarma1

And you're loved by 0 people.

[bodhidarma1]

@sodin6 watch?v=WbS9jZOlQjc&feature=ch­annel < treat yerself to some rrreal comedy.

[DEZUZD]

@bodhidarma1 ur an idiot then u prob.like Dane cook faggot

[Dyeballer610]

@bodhidarma1 then u have no sence of humor... go watch some dane cooke... people without a sence of humor seem to like him

[bodhidarma1]

@Dyeballer610 You have no "sence" of spelling and you don't have the ability to accurately surmise what some stranger on the internet likes based upon his disdain for one single comedian. Ie. I don't like Dane Cook. ERRR... WRONG. I like people who are funny, like louis c.k., zach galifinakias, david cross, mitch hedberg etc... This guys alright but I laughed 0 times.

NICE TRY DYEBALLER610.

[bodhidarma1]

@Dyeballer610

Yeah so, I don't like Dane Cook

Also, Benson models some of his style after Dane Cook. "Into the conversation... *into the convo*" Dane does that sort of riffing on lingo all the time, repeating sentences but changing one word into some synonym with that same sort of emphasis. Whether consciously or unconsciously, Benson has picked incorporated the stylings of Dane Cook who is sub par and overrated by many yet equally underrated by those who just jump on the bandwagon of dissent.

[Outrageouss2]

@bodhidarma1

While I personally do like Dane Cook, I appreciate that someone has finally made a fair comment on his comedy "overrated by many yet underrated by those who....dissent". Also a big fan of the other comedians you mentioned ^^

[CorruptCop01]

@EnlightenedKid I'm sure you're mistaken with BC.

[sonottiny38]

nice tits at :59

[And8But]

Uh, completely idiotic?

Where's young Jim Carrey when you need him x.x

[ablazin17]

i love doug benson

[ethey16]

@Lostdog171 then u sir are not a pot head lol

[circleslammer]

benson wishes he was the sixth funniest comic in the world! kinda lame actually, and kinda boring.

[TWEEKXXROCK]

bionic women?? hahahaha hholy shit that show sucked ass

[rongravy]

sweeet set.

[sueryun]

didnt know benson was a lil gay

[natemullen]

Tip a buck or your a cheap PAARRTTYY

[loadi2]

your number 1 wit us canadian doug come for a visit, i installed a pc in my igloo, whe will visit the army bases you could entertain our troops.

[telebutcher1]

Canada has a national debt of seventeen thousand per person whereas America has a debt of around thirty thousand per person

[bobthe155]

@MercenarySlick

You say you have more money per person than canadiens, then why is American running a trillion dollar deficit? Or why are they already in trillion dollars of debt?

[MercenarySlick]

@bobthe155 This is a perfect example of how retarded Canadians are. You never know anything about the topics you decide to bring up to bash the US. You just parrot bullshit.

Canada is in deeper debt than the US. Canada has a higher household debt and Canada's national debt is higher in relation to GDP.

---Debt as % of GDP---

Canada: 75.4%

USA: 54.5%

[ede292]

doug benson's CC special sucks

[mama2aboyngirl]

@awsomeman192 Why does he gotta be FAT American? Don't you like your neighbors to the south? Should we stereotype Canadians? There are a lot of stereotypes out there. An AWESOME man would not threaten the life of another. You just committed a crime. Hope Doug doesn't press charges on ya. EH!

[awsomeman192]

@mama2aboyngirl Do u even know what he did u dumb fuck? And quit trying to be a smartass

[mama2aboyngirl]

@awsomeman192

Well lets see, you erased my comment therefor, I have no idea what I even said. Next time you wanna look cool by calling someone a dumbass, ya might wanna leave their "dumbass" comment on there so you don't look like the dumbass for talking to yourself!!!

[awsomeman192]

@mama2aboyngirl i didnt delete any comment u crack head, i dont even know what to say back ur just one fucked up person go get some help please? thanks

[jameschadkemp7]

@awsomeman192 i dont think you have to worry about seeing many americans in canada considering canada sucks

[ChadOnTheNet]

@jameschadkemp7 fuck off man canada's great, so is america.

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192 Americans are richer. Canada is just a leech on the US, you're entirely dependent on us. Notice you're on an American website? Every technology you're using right now is American? Yep. Shut your trap you brainwashed Canadian moron.

Your country is nothing. You've contributed nothing to our species.

USA: Lands man on moon, invents everything of importance in the last 100 years including the airplane, the computer, and the internet.

Canada: Justin Bieber.

Checkmate, bitch.

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Lmao okay buddy and America is 10 trillion dollars in debt so stfu ur country is one of the poorest, and u ever played basketball hockey baseball? Yes u have canadians invented those so stfu u cock sucker and America didn't invent the computer u fucking retard, USA:Miley Cyrus hahaha pce out fatty don't bother responding

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192 Idiot.

CAnadians have higher debt than Americans as a % of GDP. You make less money, have less net worth, and have higher household debt.

You're a nation of dumb idiots who need to lie to yourselves to have pride. Your entire basis of patriotism consists of revisions of history and hypocrisy designed to make you feel better about the fact that you're America's bitch. Canada would be nothing without the US. You don't even have your own culture.

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Are u fucking stupid America is the country in the most debt inbthe world u fucking retard and your just another jealous American cause Canada is better at sports and has a bigger and better country, your a fag kid, btw how's living in the fattest country in the world u fat fuck?

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192 Man you're dumb.

The US has the highest debt in dollar value because the US economy is the biggest in the world. But when you compare countries by the debt they have relative to their economy, the US is not even in the top 40.

Public debt as % of GDP

Canada: 75.4%

United States: 52.9%

Seriously, Canada is better at sports? The US has 930 gold medals, Canada only has 58. How does it feel to live in the weakest, most pathetic and dependent country in the world?

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192

Americans have more money PER PERSON than Canadians, you idiot. You're the dumbest, most pathetic, country in the world. You're not even a real country, you're just this weird watered down micro-USA that we allow to exist because we don't really care about you.

Your entire existence depends on the US and if we chose to, we could end your country in the snap of a finger. You only exist because we allow it.

Go cry, you dumb little loser.

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Your right let's be best friends?

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192 You're not actually 26, are you? Your profile is a lie.

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Im 26 soon to be 27 and I server in the 104th royal Canadian light infranty division and I lost my best friend to a Ied that's why I hate this fucker who insulted out forces

[MercenarySlick]

@awsomeman192 The Canadian military must have worse recruiting standards than I thought. Either that or you're just lying which is likely.

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Okay buddy and I got nothing against Americans except for this guy I was just bored and wanted to mess with u lol, anyways i don't really care if some kid is telling me I'm not in the army

[awsomeman192]

@MercenarySlick Doesnt it suck when someone makes u look like a loser? :)

[mama2aboyngirl]

@awsomeman192

You are an asshole. If all canadians are like you, it's no wonder I've never bothered visiting. You have to erase what pisses you off and then bash at them calling them names. You really have no life and need to get off the computer and find yourself a REAL girlfriend to play with cuz that plastic one is looking rough man. Oh and YOU STFU!!!!!

[awsomeman192]

@mama2aboyngirl lol fuck you for writing on my channel kid u got some problems, and im not even close to threatened by you hahahaah and im not trying to start shit with anyone was what i said directed at you? no so shut up kid go cry yourself to sleep bitch

[theused321]

6th funniest guy on the show also goes on to be one of the most famous/funny comedians ever on it

[stickdudex]

Heart sandwitches to all of you.

[Lavabingo]

Not a funny guy. .

[1981z28camaro]

This guy sucks ass.

[basketball201120]

hahahah naughty nurses 2 is in south park lol

[jessejames1616]

alright

[MonkeyThunder5]

BOOBIES! =P

0:57

[7StoryMagnet]

god i forgot how much i hated fucking bellamy

most annoying fucking tv personality who ever lived

[thegr8HarV]

you can tell he's just baked off his ass. gotta watch super high me

[kyoukilis20]

0:59

daaaaaamn

[DenverBroncosChannel]

@kyoukilis20 amen to that

[bjhMus1C]

@kyoukilis20 those are some tig ol' bitties

[jcrm05]

@kyoukilis20 Double daaaamn!

[twisted4390]

@kyoukilis20 lmao ikr!!

[Shift515]

@kyoukilis20 0:57

Big Tits!

[zeppelin50]

@kyoukilis20 i was just about to comment saying "big tits at 0:59" and then i seen this comment ahah

[dpj4RP2008]

I too am disappointed with the lack of DB footage. Where the hell is his McGriddles clips?

[ocanator]

Doug Benson was on LCS?

The more you know....

[loadi2]

come visit canada ? we remember you

[onexero1]

mmmm, heart sandwich.

[gracielovie]

lol, tip a buck or im a cheap.....party

[uncornsmakemesmile]

sitting in my hotel room "crying"= getting super ripped in my hotel room

[Camboninja94]

he's not as funny when he can't cuss or talk about pot but he still is pretty funny

[ienjoymodels]

"HEY EVERYBODY" lol

u could tell hes high right there. lol

[bonzo1989]

i will always see that black guy as the guy from FAST LANE hahahaha

[psyshock918]

me too!

[TayRayMar1]

he's good here but he's way funnier when he does stand-up toasted haha

[indiantaco32]

benson is awesome...

[RoseCityGirl420]

this guy is not even remotely funny =(

waste of 4:26 of time!

[CaptainPilsner]

You're on Youtube wathing videos. Your time obviously isn't that important. Stop bitching, and get over yourself.

[saiteris]

True True

[madalfred87]

@CaptainPilsner BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN! XD

[red88alert]

sucks for you :(

[JvPaVp]

U see this foo in super high me? Fucking hilarious.

[TheRoyalkirby]

Doug Benson is retared. If he were in

"300" he would have been the baby thrown over the cliff because his severe retardation. It even looks like he has down syndrome....

[drawingshadows]

he's normally good but this is terrible