Scout Dialog (Team Fortress 2)

[TheSuuio]

"I think I'm takin' Sasha out for dinner tonight... Whadd'ya think 'bout that?"

DOUCHEBAG, WE LOVE YOU <3

[NemesisProducts]

DING DONG! ....I have heard this somewhere...where was it..OH YEAH! The the Church Guy in Left 4 Dead said it. :D

[HeavyRainLove]

He's such a douchebag, but it's impossible not to LOVE HIM. :D

[HeavyRainLove]

His laugh is a bit insane though.. O__O

[o0gman0o]

where do you find these audio clips?

[TheTommymy]

I fucking love Scout. He is awesome. Spy is pretty great too. Fuck Heavy. Heavy sucks.

[june32nd]

Think fast Chuckle-Nuts!

[Thiefenz]

Scout is funniest quotes

[picturematic18]

scout is zoo nice to engineer and heavy

[FairyOfFakeDeath]

Nathan...<3

[Mhorn71094]

Favorites: I am OWNING you you fat bald bastard! Today aint your day pancakes. Them 200 dollars bullet aren't so hot when they don't hit nothin! I think ill take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight what do you think about that. I. EAT. YOUR. SANDVICHES. I eat them all! Those heart arteries don't stop bullets do they! Diagnosis: YOU SUCK You'll never hit me, youll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got such a tiny little freakin head! Drop dead and give me 20!

[yogscastfan1]

GIMME BACK MAH LEG BONE! *smack smack* DON'T HIT ME WIT IT!!

[VoIcEtRoN]

6 people are knuckleheads

[AvatarOfGames]

YYYananananana

[AsiaAccidental]

5:03 wuts the matter ya freakin stupid? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GoingSlightlyCrazy]

His laughs <3 Oh god.

[nessnes64]

0:29

WHOO WHOO WHAHA

[Ag0rak]

Am i the only one who thinks that Scout is about to say "fuck" or "fuckin"?

[CoolStoryBroize]

Diagnosis: YOU SUCK

[generallemur]

I laugh alot like the scout

[1991ultimatekyuubi]

4:15 through 4:30 could be laughing, or quite the opposite - he could have just seen a rainbow

[MrBolpi]

you sould do all the other classes

[Alien43]

4:02 Wananannaa :D 

[MrKnobDoor]

I never hear the cool quotes :(

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

@MrKnobDoor I ALWAYS get the good scout quotes xD.

[freezonrobin]

his laughs are weird,,,,

[ALawnMowinKat]

Holy crap 33,000 views in 1 day

[ALawnMowinKat]

How did you do this and how long did it take

[JamesLeeDickson]

4:32 the best laugh ever.

[unKutTV]

POP QUIZ, how long does it take to beat a moron to death, BAAAHHH, sorry, times up your dead!

[Hounlaiga]

Remind me of Wheatley. O O!!

[lord2584]

04:54 +

[Pishtaco22]

God... scout = ultimate troll

[IanEduardoMeneses]

"I love my ball"

T_T

FOREVER ALONE

[Zer0kill001]

Scout-the guy on speed

[EpicKidMcAwesome]

"I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat fat!"

[CoffeYami]

Scout has the best quotes, who agrees?

[GarrysGuy123]

"Today ain't your day, pancakes!" XD

[WillowRib]

It cant just be me who wishes that Scout would make a Bear Jew reference when he kills Medic?

[Catdemondarkness]

"You camped the whole time for dis!?"

"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a friggin-!! Such a tiny little head!" My favourite Sniper domination quotes from Scout. XD

[christrigg1]

got the ball back! play ball! found my ball! theres my ball!

I love my ball....

YEAH WE NOTICED.

[TechnoZombie333]

Listened to it all

I regret nothing, but ill probably be quoting him for the next two weeks

[FlashX212]

scouts an asshole

[yogscastfan1]

lol AH craaap... crapp AH crap

sounds like portal 2s defective turrets lol

[yogscastfan1]

6 poeple are Heavys getting donminated

[yogscastfan1]

lol ok we just got freakin' DOMINATED.

[LanceVert1]

HE'S LIKE A BOG SHAVED BEAR THAT HATES PEOPLE!

[JayDude003]

1:26 scout having gay sex

[Gbros9599]

Fantastic please make the other characters

[DAGG3T]

Where's the " MEDIC!... DOC, COME ON MAN!"?

[BladeLigerV]

I'd get his baseball card

[soldier01073]

@BladeLigerV he would kill you if you didnt

[JimyLeet]

Personaly to me, of all the classes that I played who talk a lot of shit in the game, the Scout just talk SO much shit than the rest...

Funny though!

[truth383]

thumbs up if u think the scout has the biggest mouth in the whole game

[MssFrankat]

@truth383 meh spy hurts more, has more emotional crits :p

[ramdor4]

depth perseption pal look into it LOL

[MySexychick5]

*Video Ends*

"....wat?.

[Tyran1232]

If they ever decide to make Team Fortress Movie(which they shouldn't given the history of game movies) I think Seth Green would be perfect to play as Scout.

[THEgearsofgh]

6 people got owned by scout

[Tigriis12]

"Hey, you shape-shifted into a dead guy!"

:D

[sonicspeed95]

"Give me back my legbone!" *Smacking noises* "Hey! Don't HIT me with it!"

[mekman4]

I love that last one.

[misterfunnyfunman]

you got dominated you fat bald bastard

[TacosIncorperated]

I counted... He cursed 4 times.

[e69alpha]

What if Striker from mortal Combat had the same voice actor?

[DramaKingMan0]

@e69alpha He kind did in a flash video on newgrounds. XD Funny shit.

[TheDarkworgen]

heres a skimatic my ass

[unorthdox77]

"you camped the whole time for this ?". rofl!

[CaptainCookieStealer]

lol "Who's tough now, tough guy?"

[CaptainCookieStealer]

His laughs can be obnoxious Xp

[MylesOmega]

" I am OWNING you, you fat bald BASTARD"

"I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat...FAT FAT"

[MylesOmega]

" I am OWNING you, you fat bald BASTARD"

[sonicspeed95]

The Scout has the best quotes in my opinion

[deidarasenpai009]

Id love to see scout run for president or something

Obama:Yes we can

Scout:No you can't bozo get off the freakin mic let the scout handle this

Obama:Sir ill have you know that i wont sit here and let you tal--

Scout:Oh ya gonna cry? Ya gonna cry now?

Obama:I refuse to take thi--

Scout:Yea go on rage quit i dare ya come on make us both happy

*Obama steps down*

Scout:What have we learned? I always win! UNFREAKIN TOUCHABLE!

[Samaugsch]

@deidarasenpai009 I'd vote for him. He wouldn't take shit from anybody. ^^

[shadow2468564]

"today aint ur day pancakes" hah i love that line :D

[shadow2468564]

invincable

 medic

my question Who is gonna uber a scout?

[imperial1scout]

"mush, you lazy bums!"

Something about that one makes me laugh every time.

[1337sparta7331]

weak,dummy,moron,dumbass. nice aim, punk. WUSS.

[MrSkoringo]

IM ONA HEAD BUTTCHA! IM ONA HEABUTTCHA!!

[fatsuburbanwhiteboy]

my cousin sounds and looks like scout

[JackChaseStudios]

"What is your major malfunction brother?" Love that one.

[weemadtommy]

ITS STARTIN' TO BOTHER ME HOW MUCH YOU SUCK

[TheFearlessbro]

Scouts the best hands down.

[TheDarkestAbYsS]

"I broke your stupid crap, moron"

damn this dude is hostile, lol.

[WheelMan1337]

(To Heavy) "I am OWNING you, you fat bald bastard!"

[smak64]

Those invincible sounds are from when he uses bonk. Not an ubercharge.

[sonic4ever11]

"This map ain't big enough for the two of us'' Scout sure loves breaking the 4th wall, does he?

[mickiblay1]

"Yeah, I dare ya! Ragequit! Make us BOTH happy!"

Breaking the Fourth Wall, FTW! :D

[zanuha]

*Quotes something from video, gets 9001 thumbs up*

[t0ymachine23]

hes something you should have built, a not dying machine

[xXPitsLittleAngelXx]

"Give me back my leg-bone!-- Hey! AUUGH Don't hit me with it!" lolololol

[magmat0585]

I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!!!

[godofwar123fan]

Snipe that you freakin coward.

[Kat4994]

"I... eat... your... SANDWICHES."

best line ever

[joeporn666]

scout is awesome!

[SuperNormalPerson]

can you make one for the pyro class please

[yacanman11]

*Says something favorable from the video and gets several thumbs up, and makes it to highest rated comments until someone says the same thing"

[TheIVGamer]

@yacanman11 is it just me... or has making fun of comment fads become a fad itself! TIME PARADOX!!!

[Drowzee64]

Hey hey, look, he shape-shifted into a dead guy! :D

[thaPrimus]

HE'S LIKE A BEAR! HE'S LIKE A BIG SHAPED BEAR THAT HATES PEOPLE!

[ZombieGamer63]

The Scout break the fourth wall is epic.

[TheShadowgaiden2]

HARD TO STAB A GUY IN THE BACK WHEN HES BEATIN YOUR FREAKIN HEAD IN HUH?

[nanoco1000]

When the scout says: here's somethin' ya shoulda built: a not diein' machine, he obviously doesn't know engie's ancestor already did that.

[SirRaspberry]

Yeah i dare you, RAGE QUIT :}

[djsj103]

BADA-SWING, MAJOR LEAGUE!!

[Azadeth666]

Here's something you shoulda built - a not-dyin' machine.

Here's a schematic for ya - my ass!

[sargin1]

found my ball theres my ball i love my ball!

[MrDeliciousNacho]

Once I was playing Tf2 Private Match at my friends house. A Scout killed me, I was playing as Heavy. Then the Scout said: "Big fat old bastard!" or something...

Then a Spy killed him and said: "That would be your mother!"

All of us in the lobby lmao'd really hard :P

[g0d11c3]

u get a subscirbe

[Notinforfree]

I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES ... ALL OF THEM!

[g0d11c3]

HI MA

[g0d11c3]

how did u get it

[PikoPikoBlaster]

Where's your precious hippo crates now?

[edjersey117]

Wunnunununununu...

[TheMasterchief1997]

is these louis from LFD1

[Ratlover716]

@TheMasterchief1997 wow...oh and nice name...NOT

[TheMasterchief1997]

@Ratlover716 thx alot douchbag

[ApertureJanitor]

I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES, I EAT THEM ALL.

[Rave7557]

"Hi ma!"

[motzPHaragas]

BONK!

[Hiyama420]

He's like a bear, he's like a BIG SHAVED BEAR THAT HATES PEOPLE!!

[ApTu4uTeP]

5:40

Oh sorry I didnt mean to hit you...Oh yes I did!

[robinget7]

I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM ALL!!!!!

[MrDirtyBo]

I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!!!

[ieaturlegoz]

oh, THAT'S a skull fracture for ya

[MedouTF2]

What the matter ?

you're freaking stupid ?

[mrkaine2u]

You fatty fat FAT FATTY!

[Surfing4like]

I am owning you know you fat bald fat fat fatty...fat fat!

[roeas29]

I was playing the other day and started choking on my chips when I heard a nearby scout say "diagnosis... YOU SUCK"

[AkaneKuroi]

YOU SEE DAT

[caxe7]

i will NEVER play team fortress

[NobD2]

HE-HE'S LIKE A BEAR. HE'S LIKE A BIG SHAVED BEAR THAT HATES PEOPLE.

[SwissDonutFactory]

aa cheeeze the cart -.- :D

push u lazy pumps!!

[1MrNobody1]

@SwissDonutFactory You lazy bums. not pumps, lol.

[SwissDonutFactory]

@1MrNobody1 sorry m8 :P

[mykowskiis]

It was a mercy killing, you live in a...camper van.

[incertaesedis54]

The Scout is a virgin because he has a loose....ball

[SkyJW15]

"Yeah, nice moves mumbles"

I love Pyro, but that line is so awesome.

[xMrSmooth]

"Repeat after me: MMMUMUMMOM I'M DEAD"

[91nintendo]

Reminds me of L4D quotes...

[ThunderEwokB]

PUSH IT, PUSH IT, PUSH IT! We mus stop it! Who the hell stopped pushing the cart?!

I thin Scout is purple here, rotfl.

[AssassinSReaPERX]

LOOKING CHUCKLEHEADS DOWN THERE

[weemadtommy]

OOOO your gun shoots medicine,its intimidating >_>

[SuperMarioNJ]

funniest one at 0:31

[Tiomasta]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit ya.

Oh wait, yeah I did.

[BombDestroyer]

"Your like a car crash in slow-motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield."

[Ninjisy]

Who doesn't love the scout XD

[e69alpha]

repeat after me UUOMOUMOUMOUAH im dead

[yuhalo101]

eyy can you send me something to put this on my phone

[DarkenCheChanChani]

0:31 to 0:33

I can't breath

[Alsgirlfriend]

xD OH MY GAWD. I can't friggin' breathe XD

"Ya, nice try mumbler!"

He's laughs are so cute x3

[link8352]

repeat after me. mmnmmnmmnmm... IM DEAD! freaking funny

[Akumasama]

So many quotes inspired by Vince... XD

[ChrisMaCleanawesome]

I eat your...SANDWHICHES! I EAT EM ALL!!"

Scout is soooo hot...

[XBrucePatX]

repeat after me....mumumum....IM DEAD...lol

[dvg090]

i got a schematic for ya: MY ASS

[Catniptopian]

Nice hustle, tons-of-fun! Next time eat a salad! That is freaking awesome.

[BlackDemonRUS]

2:31 i love that song

[banga999]

:i think ill take sasha to dinner tonight..."

hahaha nice

[Digittss]

Diagnosis - YOU SUCK!

[Wolvster007]

"Im gonna hit on your Skull until i reach Tonsils"

The Scout is Fucking Epic xD

[FKrumors]

Correction .-.

"Repeat after me Mphmphmph I'm Dead!"

[FKrumors]

"Repeat after me Mphmphph YOU SUCK!"

[DarkvindFromIllier]

"You.. Are.. Terrible!"

"Depth perception pal, look into it!"

"Here's a schematic for ya, MY ASS!"

"Four hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun? Money well spent."

"Ohohoh... Your gun shoots medicine, its intimitading.."

"Repeat after me mhmhmhm i'm dead."

"Hit the road bozo let a real scout get to work."

"It was a mercy killing you live in a... campervan."

"Yo I'm not even wearing a helmet, what is your major malfunction brotha?"

"Hey look! He shapeshifted to a dead guy!"

[coscientology]

@DarkvindFromIllier Drink it in pal, that's how failure tastes.

[mrcardholderOSI]

I got the rage quit quote and the person I dominated rage quit. Just beautiful.

[jezzr101]

"depth perception pal, look into it"

[Mirirune]

i love his voice, its so cute. xDDD

[smbproduction]

HE IS CRAZY! LOL XD

[AcetheGolden]

I regret EVERYTHING, I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!

[urclremi]

Give me back my leg bone! AGH DONT HIT ME WITH IT!