Whose Line: Plastic Surgery Hoedown

[jcyuen7]

chip was shuffling before LMFAO

[lucasgirl101]

I love Laura, she's just so humble. And I love the way they treat her. In the episode where Drew was handing out hundreds, I think he gave one to her. So sweet!

[Conuiron]

where is the one where Collin says "I now pee out my ears!" That was hysterical.

[IHaveToSayILoveGreen]

Woah there! If Ryan and Colin jump like that they could throw their backs out.. or Chip just has to jump on one of them again! (referring to the game director where Chip jumps on Ryan's back!)

[oldfart387]

Must have been an early show. Ryan didn't bitch once about a hoedown.

[AllieCat666]

lol, grown up doogie howser looks nothing like him :D

[pinkcowgirl2006]

I wanted plastic surgery to improve my look.

I had tried just about everything in the book.

Now I look so fine, and my life is finally startin'.

I had surgery and now I look like Dolly Parton.

[bueller9210]

I Performed Surgery On My Baby Sister

But Now I Have To Be Her New Babysitter

And Now When I See Her I Have To Really Hurt Her

Because She Looks Like A Female Adolph Hitler

[neeraj2608]

@bueller9210 the "British Asshole" would probably censor it lolzzz

[CaptainessValentina]

"Audience I need you to give me a reason to wear a mask" - Drew

"Because you're ugly!" - Girl in crowd

Really the Whose Line crowds are hilarious!!

[CdL3o]

haha and now dougie howser is damn hot

oh and wayne got to be his brother!!

[Devilishbritt]

I've always had a hard time fitting in,

So I went to get plastic surgery to even out my skin,

The outcome wasn't exactly what I had in mind,

But I can't do anything about it until i get my ID signed.

[kevisdabomb69]

i think that i had a few to many nip tucks

because now i look like one ugly and drunken canuck

i find it hard to believe that im the same material as a hose

i eally regret it and look there goes my nose

[miniwheats94]

Chip's got hops!

[Cadolots5]

I once have plastic Surgery

The Doctor say the operation is sucess

but I went out in the hallway, everyone scream

I look myself in the mirror and remsble as Drew Carey

[misanthrodee]

XD I LOVE RYANS ENTHUSIASM TOWRDS THIS ONE!!!

[XavyWin7]

7 people look like a grown-up Doogie Howser

[MyMelyanna]

I love Chip. lol

[ilpyrofreak1994]

I got plastic surgery 'cause i felt ugly

my boyfriend stopped calling, yes it got messy

but ever since the operation, everythings gone smooth

now he cant stop staring at me 'cause i have big boobs! ;)

[ShinyJewels04]

people get plastic surgery to make their stomach flatter,

but they do not realize it is no laughing matter.

take for example the brazil model with the pretty head:

she was modeling with a snake, it bit her boob, and now it's dead.

[theSportguy24]

Having plastic surgery can really help people out

Sometimes people are so happy and they want to shout

But this is not true for me; it is not good fashion

Becuase now my face is ruined and I look like Michael Jackson

[Raiden255]

Oh man, after Ryan's verse, how awesome would it be if Neil Patrick Harris was actually on this show? !!

[LeBubblesSan]

@Raiden255 Aww, now I want it too! Quick, someone discover time travel and go plant the idea in Drew's head! :D

[VFAA1C]

gotta love how all 4 are hopping around sarcastically loving that they get to do a hoedown =)

[leeks1408]

my plastic surgeon he was really nice

he gave me a surgery at a good price

i asked how much it was he said it was free

because before he though that i was colin mochrie

[ImaPsychoKilla]

Chip's leap at the begining is epic.

[xsugarqueenx1994]

i wanted plastic surgery but my parents said "No"

but i ignorged them and said "I'll just go"

and when i was finished, i went to vegas

now i'm on a stage always saying "hocus pocus"

[princegallup]

Chip is quite talented at clever rhymes...

[ScarlettheHedgehog09]

I was in a car crash it really messed up my face

dancing while driving wasnt good in the first place

i was the only survivor oh what a shame

at lease i got free surgury but i look like john wayne

[chasevs11]

My name is Ryan Stiles i need some surgury

i went into the place and asked if i can get it for free

the man looked right at me and asked what i can do u for

I simply responded i wanna look like a whore

[haircaptian11]

chip seems so happy, god he is funny

[haircaptian11]

my god chip couldnt be happier

[haircaptian11]

my god chip couldnt be happier

[CrazyStudios2012]

I went to go get Plastic Surgery today, and they said don't worry its all the rave, then I saw a guy dieing in a chair, so I said I'm getting the fuck out of here.

[jackson5iveking]

@MJluver460 i love mj too, but chamone, he did have a lot of plastic surgery. it'd be like drew carey= fat jokes etc....

[ZBot316]

I don't know why Ryan hates doing hoedowns he is always the last one meaning he gets the most time to think of his lines. If anyone agrees please tell me.

[RedKat999]

I heard plastic surgery makes people mad.

But most of the time it makes lots of people sad.

I wonder what my face would look like all fresh and new.

But I really hope I don't come out looking like Drew. Luv ya Drew :P

[tOFFjEPP]

This single hoedown, makes everybody down

Singing about MJ, and all the groupies frown

But one thing flies over, everybodies head

Need I remind you, that now MJ is dead?

[jpm8008]

@tOFFjEPP its not like he was dead when they made this...

[apploud]

@tOFFjEPP I think that just makes it funnier...

[chrisjg210]

micheal jackson he need surgery

he wanted his face to be more popular you see

but his doctor he acted like a dick

now where his nose was there's is a lego brick

[slifenoa286]

MJ wus gay

[leeks1408]

i went to get plastic surgery just for fun

i didn't change alot on my face, just one

but after i saw my nose was enlarged

now people throw pennies at me but the surgery was free of charge

[RedvsBlueGoD]

I love Chip <3

[dramaq3651]

lol @trevohuszti!

[andu1337]

Wow they all jumped so nicely, but Chip just flew off his chair! : D

[zueinder89]

LOL. totally mocking their hate for hoedowns.

[wafflepuff10]

When they all sing together at the end chip always goes to a higher note

[gothamcity29]

I am so ugly it really is a shame

So how how is it I have lots of fame

Although I am loved by my momma

Yes you guessed it my name is Barack Obama.

[Crimedog3333]

I had plastic surgery about a year ago.

I thought I'd be more handsome, but little did I know.

The procedure wouldn't go right, it was not my plan.

To end up looking like the twin of the Elephant Man.

[corjonbett]

My doctor told me to get liposuction.

Brother, I gotta say, that's a painful induction.

They put me on a table and connected up a hose,

then some idiot set the whole darn thing to "blow"!

[mike052794]

i love how they all jumped instantly... even if it was planned it was still hularious

[rrrsegmentat7]

i got plastic surgery and it was real nasty

i went under the knife and i got rhino plasty

when i came out i just felt like relaxin'

but when somebody saw they thought i was michael jackson

[grazul]

How far does Chip actually jump?! :D

[SourExplosion]

Lol, pause at 0:04

[DwightShruteJoker01]

I just got plastic surgery

Look at my face.

The way it looked before

it was a disgrace.

When people see me

They get the shivers.

Because I look scareier

than Joan Rivers.

[Clarestovold]

@DwightShruteJoker01

Lol, brilliant XD

[biker9476]

haha my computer made the video stop while chip was in mid-jump. hahahaha

[AtomicWedgie101]

lol collins are alwyas so funny

[erienspice]

I love how happy Chip delivered his rhyme.

Erin

[ugotnutinonme]

Laura Hall looks like an angel in this video. She's absolutely glowing.

[ISZombie]

Woah =o Freaky.

[severelyPWNED]

SUPERHERO ENTRANCE!

[BigM161]

I don't think we're ever seen Ryan so excited to do a hoedown!!!!

[MrBecool93]

with all the respect, i like chip's rhyme

[jehy5]

he sings so well and he's got a good ear

[italiangirl62]

i love wanye he's so awsome :] very funny

[Serendipity120]

collin was at the top of the stairs before he jumped though, Chip just like flew from his chair...

[Serendipity120]

i know right, i had to go back and see it again to make sure i wasnt seeing things

[ozzyisgreat4eva]

um did anyone else notice that Chip jumped out of his chair and landed in his spot on stage?

[QuadeyBohY]

with a minor skip

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

Pause at 0:06, you will just die by looking at that image!

[wolverinebadass]

chips jump out of the chair lol

[sha99y250]

not so funny now hes dead

[KahSplatNat]

yeah it is.

[Pokefreak50000]

lol it sounded like colin said pick ass o

[joooood233]

MJ is cool but im more sad over the death of Billy. he is a legend.

[tonyxBAx]

they were both great!

[mschmitty7717]

rip michael jackson! great guy

[ANTMfan312]

Aww RIP Michael Jackson

[yndarjabelo]

I think underestimated92's comment was kinda funny,

But little does he know that, he's a dummy,

Plastic Surgery doesn't actually involve any type of plastic,

Even an idiot should know, unless your that stupid too.

[TennyConductor]

1:41!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[buckeyebabe14]

Chip is so adorable when he's hopping (or whatever you want to call it) while singing the hoedown.

[MadsNoble]

I like how they all jump up!

[MetalManiac66]

after i had my surgery i cudn't stand the mirror

i tried to fix myself but wat i saw to my horror

i had 2 extra moles, missing teeth and facial hair

now i know what ur mom feels when people stare

[totalballetnerd]

My plastic surgery went way over the top

I only got it once, but then I couldn't stop

It went really bad, now my body's screwed

I look just like Drew standing in the nude!!

[EVILJOKERPRODUCTIONS]

im getting plastic surgery yes i know it

i want to get it cause i want bigger tits

my wife said to me HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND

i said i want bigger tits to help cure the blind

[JonnyStarwind]

Oh my plastic surgery, it was to enhance.

A certain part of my body that's tucked down in my pants.

To say that it was a success isn't a load of crock.

Let's just say that it's tuck down in my sock.

[LEFTY123451]

LOL chip jumps so far.

[mattmauro42]

it sounds exactly like something ryan would say in a hoedown!

good job

[83yattic]

bravo!!! the best hoedown i've heard (seen) so far

[magicllydelicious]

@TrevorHuszti hahaha that's funny.

[MyXaviour]

@TrevorHuszti nice one mate

[pieguy168]

i got surgery to get rid of my blubber

instead i got a body made of rubber

it aint so bad to have rubber cheeks

bt whnevr i hve sex my bdy always squeks

[vdmhzl]

*Squeaky* (From SFX Wild West Sherrif)

[MJforever33]

if neil patrick harris was a bit taller, he and Ryan could be brothers =P

[shottinguneye]

I always felt so ugly, I had to get fixed up

I was tired of looking like an ugly pup

now that my ears are higher, I know that I look good,

but now my nose just looks like it sure isn't good or good.

[truechibirainbow]

he looks more like a jim.

[Hedronox]

Nahh more like a John

[goldenflames911]

I see lots of ladies with perfect plastic faces

I dont understand cuz you'd think thered be traces

But Im thinking of taking my wife to get stitched up

cuz in my dreams she would have double d-cups

[cagdassalur]

on 1:58 ryan is look like church guy

i dont know what they call him priest monk cleric or something you know what i mean. it would be nice somebody tell me what them called.

sorry 4 bad eng

[cagdassalur]

why you did thumbs down i wasnt trying to be mean.

[NoXIIIRoxas]

thumbs down? no clue why.

But do you mean a Reverend?

[cagdassalur]

Yes! thanx

[GearHead916]

Michael Jackson should stop the plastic nose work,

Because he is turning into such a big jerk,

anymore plastic surgery it shouldnt be legal,

If he gets one more job he'll look like smegal!

[KoopaDude94]

Hehe. I guess he would kinda look like Smeagol.

[chuninofcool]

Ryan Stiles = Doogie Howser!!!

[littleboykenson]

chips a beast

[MugenSniperGeek]

So's ryan..pity he's bigfoot

[imbiggy]

I went to see the doc about my ailing heart,

But they made a huge mistake! Where do I start?

I went to the surgeon and said I had Angina,

After the surgery I had a new nose.

[KoopaDude94]

Either people didn't realize that you purposefully didn't rhyme, or they just didn't think it was funny. I thought it was good, though.

[terralynn9]

Yeah, I thought it was cute too. :) Especially saying it out loud.

[McAwesomest]

Lol, when I looked at the title, I just KNEW M.J was going to get mentioned at least once.

Nice hoedown.

[Tehrhart501ST]

look at colins face at 1:43

[xxCandyFlossyxx]

Chip's hoedown = Awesome!!

[Emzzy05]

because picaso cut off his ear. so he "messed up" colins face.

[Kaktusiechanizigama]

Picaso didn't cut off his ear it was a dutch painter Van Gogh i think

[mcozz33ri]

thats van gogh

[dpjgiii]

It's because Picasso made all of the paintings where people's faces are all rearranged.

[dstebbin]

I don't get Colin's one. Who's Dr. Picaso?

[SoulYousef]

Picaso the painter, he painted alot of abstract shit and weird looking people, look up his paintings, they're weird as hell.

[darcman0]

yeah, abstract and weird to most people unless you're one of those people that "understand" the artistic form he used.....

...i don't, i just think it was his style (which isn't bad since most people will remember him because of his paintings)

[KickButtUnggoy]

chip is part kangaroo i swear, he jumps everywhere.

[dstebbin]

Why is Ryan jumping up and down in excitement for the Hoedown? Doesn't he hate it so much that he'd rather slit his wrist?

[Epityr1]

LMAO

xD

[MouseMan1994]

It's possible that it's sarcasm. =D

[KickButtUnggoy]

he's acting.. he's an actor :P

[killarkings]

dstebbin ur a fkin idiot just stfu.. its a sarcastic jump u dumbass goof

[dstebbin]

How do you expect me to take you seriously when you mindlessly flame me like that?

[jsmall94]

0:04-8: the opening of the non-existment Whose Line feature film! lol

[er1c6sk8]

LMFAO! pause right at 0:01 (the first second) it looks like Drew is about to have an orgasm

[SimuLord]

I had a great hoedown, it was quite a sight to see

It was to be all about plastic surgery

I promise you my hoedown would've been the very best

But YouTube won't let me post it 'cause I failed the Turing test

(poking fun at the "you have posted too many comments recently" thing, which always seems to take multiple attempts to get released!)

[luffpuff101]

Plastic surgery is a bitch

It never really works.

People who don't have it,

Enjoy the perks.

I can change my face expressions,

I can still smile.

But oh God when I do,

People run for miles

[12StringGuitar]

Chip is so underrated. He should have been on more.

[CaptainFeigh]

I know, he was my favorite of the regular guests on the show.

[PODAngelsFan]

Getting plastic surgery was a bad mistake.

I thought my doctor was real, but he was just a fake.

He had no idea of what to do, when I made my request.

Instead of a tummy tuck, he augmented my breasts.

[disfiguration]

change the 3rd line to a plural form, its ok keep working at it, you might be good someday

[PODAngelsFan]

Let's see you do better, and then judge me.

[disfiguration]

Lol, I gave you help.

And to your further remark, i have a PHD in english, and have written plenty of poetry out of your league, this is you fooling around.

Grow up, infant.

[JonyBoyHache]

Then how about you post one of your poetry?

[disfiguration]

msg me asking for a piece.

[brosa0]

I got plastic surgery, on a private part;

It went so horribly wrong, I don't know where to start;

I went into the operation with a big penis;

When I came out, it was only as big as this | |.

[Kickinuaroun]

I like plastic surgery its something really

great

It can fix your problems before its too late

The one bad thing about it is all of the medical tests

but thats not so bad when you accidently got breasts

[tarjala9]

what??!!

[disneyfreak1218]

diana ross hahahahahahahah

[RooneyEnterprises]

I had plastic surgery, and it turned out great.

My face and neck avoided a gross and scary fate.

Now no one can tell, since I have my druthers,

That I was, in fact, one of Drew Carey's brothers.

[AdamSandlerFan204]

Hahaha Ryan sure does love hoedowns.

[TinkerBell658]

Hahaha definitly one of my favorite hoedowns

[ltpowell01]

yeah mine too. Ryan was so sarcastic when he cme to the stage :D

[TinkerBell658]

Yeah I Know lol. You gotta love Whose Line:D

[justgoaway11]

What? No Joane Rivers?

[starrbeatlesqueen]

macaulay culkin is michael jackson's children's godfather.

[justgoaway11]

lol random.

[starrbeatlesqueen]

when i saw that the hoedown was plastic surgery, i knew they were going to say something about michael jackson.

[muhandx29]

Well Children is something I hate to talk about

You think you can raise them but that's a doubt

But my girl she's having a baby I've gone wild

But no problem, Maury told me that's not my child

[Mileenasman]

This should have been posted on the Children Hoedown.

[Vaxxis]

everyone starts to comment in hoedown

can't they see that that makes people down

thinking they can be just as funny as the game

don't they realize that they're totally fucking lame

[marmack123]

haha, good job dude

[Terbear92]

Plastic surgery it costs so much

Although for the money you can add a good touch

But I don't think my surgeon paid attention in his class

Because after the surgery, my nose was on my ass

[batahouse22]

let me tell you sumthin the doesnt involve this

if you excuse me I must take a piss

but i must say fireblitz88

go on a diet you must be overwheight

[fireblitz88]

my sister went and got plastic surgery

she really thinks she looks kinda neat

but every time i see her she looks really scrary

cuz now she looks like drew carey!!!

[318joe]

Umm... Surgery and Neat don't ryhme...?

[harukolover]

Chip's jump to the stage was creepy

He levetated to his spot...

[starrbeatlesqueen]

yeah that was fun!!!

[leech2008]

Laura Hall is beautiful!