Community - Troy's Sneeze

[Ihop12222]

Hahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahah!­!!!!!:!:!:!;&@;&/9€3&9:€

[childish79]

I love troy ahaha

[thmaeder]

best show ever, way funnier than that soap opera they call how i met your mother (even though that show used to be funny too). why don't they keep going?

[iloveme2cute]

@thmaeder there's a new episode March 15th

[thmaeder]

@iloveme2cute really? thanks for letting me know, that's awesome!!

[abyssiniaboy]

you missed a great part before this where you hear troy sneeze the first time and shirley looks over to him and says bless you, dear!! and they all giggle!

[Gorbisch]

The writers of this show need to get their timing right, you can't have two things that are THAT funny without some sort of pause for breathing. My God, I thought I was gonna die.

[milestone380]

he sounds like Pikachu when he sneezes

[zatchmo1988]

***I requote something from the video*** ***you thumbs up my unoriginality***

[N0Leye]

She's not?? Lmfao how bout I pound u like a boy that didn't come out right...

[WalleWildberrie]

good god it was funny until the "she's not". then it became fucking hilarious

[xBEDIx]

@frozenstrawbs shut the fuck up bitch

[frozenstrawbs]

wait

[Crazylazycoolcat03]

Omg, I cried laughing. haha

[Boobtown21]

I think I broke a rib trying to contain my hysterical laughter...

[MusiQKisLiPHe]

lmao

[Adragen]

Lmao, oh Chevy.

[Robcobes]

my mom would love the "cute little baby sneeze".

[ilovejd224]

hahahaha "She's not?" HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[benjajammin113]

i can NOT find the part where pierce shows troy all his different sneezes

[SlyFirefingers]

Audio Caption translated "why don't you all leave him alone with his cute little baby sneezes" = "and she was the minorities kidney disease."

True Story.

[movieb0yreturns]

shes not? ROOFL

[MrBurgundy76]

this whole clip was streets ahead!

[TheConumdrum]

29 seconds

[The24fan01]

"I can't count the reasons I should stay... One by one, they all just fade away"

[BurnlnHell]

all 14 seconds of this clip are pure gold.

[Aluminesa]



He sneezes like a freakin' KITTEN!!<33

X3

[anianianiboo]

CHEW

[eidolism]

I came for one joke (the sneeze) and wound up with so many in just 14 seconds. This show is perfect.

[Yoh630]

Donald Glover has impeccable delivery in his lines.

[Uxoriouswidow]

How did they pack so much hilarity in 14 seconds....

[TheAwesome45]

I love how the top comment guy took the comment the other guy wrote and just caps locked it, its so original

[tDJgut]

@TheAwesome45 I think you need to look at the dates they were posted.

[bballpsycho64]

@TheAwesome45 um well the top comment was written before the one below, so no.

[TheAngryGazebo]

The was the best cold open of any comedy I've ever seen.

[NakNak91]

i started howling the first time i saw this in the show, sooo funny.

[killtery]

Gotta love the script writers for all of this :D

[putoconcarne]

His sneeze sounds like Pikachu. "ka-chuu!" Lol.

[BeatItBeast]

haha its funny cause he doesnt pause between its like all one sentence

[adamallegretta]

well Im glad the 2 top comments are quotes from the video I just fucking watched

[xXChildofMusicXx]

THAT'S HOW I SNEEZE! :) But I am girl haha

[stilltainted922]

this whole clip had me dying but the "she's not"... oh my god. oh my god, i may have actually coughed up a lung just now.

[jesraiproductions]

@stilltainted922

i know that feel bro HAHAHAHAHA

[mpbarry46]

@stilltainted922 yes..hahahahahaha. same reaction ;P

[dominicdiep2011]

14 seconds of utter hilarity.

[BoricuaDelight]

"hey troy sneezes like a girl!"

"and how about I pound you like a boy!...that didnt come out right"

hahaha!

[robbinyoh]

Can you upload this whole clip? Where someone says something racist, and Jeff says "Piece will beat that in one minute" or something like that?

Thanks!

[ridethegus]

can you upload the video where troy and abed come in to school wearing exactly what jeff is wearing

[geekoftheweek27]

How bout I pound you like a boy that didn't come out right!

[myLoveliness]

Still taking requests?

If so, PLEASE put up the clip of pictionary where Pierce draws the "windmill"

[Lescazza]

I BET IT IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT

[bloodsuckern]

tsew!

[cutiecat213]

29 seconds.

[14xxDW]

@cutiecat213 why does jeff say 29 seconds?

[LordSteemo]

@14xxDW i assume the "29 seconds" was the time it took for Pierce to say something racist.

[cutiecat213]

@14xxDW That's how long it took for Pierce to make a racist comment, haha.

[Rocketeer5678]

toy

[Blahgahbleh]

AND HOW ABOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.

[wesleyis16]

@Blahgahbleh Thanks for spoiling it. you made sure that I can not send this to anyone that hasn't heard this yet because you'll just ruin it.

[flyawayhome3]

@wesleyis16 yeah, it's their fault you decided to read the comments before watching the video. stop whining like a little child.

[wesleyis16]

@flyawayhome3 I've never talked about me? Whenever I want to send this to someone the surprise is utterly ruined because they've already seen the joke n the comments section.

[flyawayhome3]

@wesleyis16 'utterly ruined' - amazing. Why not send it with the message 'don't read the comments before you watch the video'. Problem solved and no moaning necessary.

[wesleyis16]

@flyawayhome3 Thanks for suggesting the absolute most obvious thing I've obviously already done - would you look if someone told you to absolutely NOT look behind you?

[flyawayhome3]

@wesleyis16 No problem, think of it as your christmas present. If you said to me 'if you look behind you you'll ruin the really funny thing I'm about to show you' then no I don't think I would look behind me - maybe that's just me being illogical. I really don't see how you think it's more the commenter's fault than yours/your friends' when you have to go out of your way to read the comments. But what-evs, doesn't look like you're going to change your opinion. Laters blud.

[morgantown1]

@Blahgahbleh THANK YOU!

[SonnnyyyScooott]

What else is the black woman from?

[tapasylla]

@SonnnyyyScooott I saw her on tropic thunder but for like two seconds. VIVICA GET OFF THE PHONE NOW.

[meinrad1337]

@SonnnyyyScooott She was on Drake and Josh my children just informed me

[SonnnyyyScooott]

@meinrad1337 How weird, just 10 minutes ago I remembered then I was told, thanks anyway :)

[uniom5]

Gotta love Pierce lol

[uploooood]

OMG THIS MAKES MY DAY!!!!

[TheSim1derful]

I could actually watch this on repeat all day.

[itsBeloy]

You're not my mother!

She's not?!

[TreZombz]

0 dislikes thats epic

[ManziMovies]

"how bout i pound you like a girl- that didn't come out right"

[fianle]

@ManziMovies boy*

[ManziMovies]

@fianle agh my bad. thanks

[TheMheadCondition]

How about I pound you like a boy!? Thats what made me ROFL

[TheRedfire555]

I laughed so hard at, "that didn't come out right."

[zirius89]

Pierce is such a jerk. :D

[cheesecake134]

HOW 'BOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY?

[P4r4lel0piped]

How 'bout I pound you like a boy?

lmao

[cupcakeskate88]

HEEEY TROY SNEEZES LIKE A GIRL!

[mook5555]

Season 1 Episode 3... This was the episode that really convinced me that Community was going to be a great show!

[FiftyBit]

This show was so amazing in season 1! I'm glad it's on Netflix now.. I'm not liking the new season so much though :/

[farizzal]

I loved Troy's transformation from a manly QB to a hilarious weird like Abed but in a different way character.

[ginnoveffect]

@farizzal It's like we're seeing the real Troy, the one that couldn't exist in high school but is allowed to be through his friendship with Abed. It's very liberating.

[film4lyfe92]

Awww Troy is soooo cute!

[Raso8k]

wat episode?????

[ryan57693]

Wow, in 14 seconds Community had more funny jokes than entire episodes of most other TV shows.

[CaminDaR]

@ryan57693 like parks and recreations. God that shows awful.

[crazysouthie]

@CaminDaR You've got to be kidding me. Parks & Recreation gets rave reviews from critics. Just check online if you don't believe me. Maybe it's your sense of humor that's the problem.

[CaminDaR]

@crazysouthie Well this is the way I think... the more jokes put in the show the more chances of at least one of them being funny. Parks&Rec have like one joke every 5 minutes and that joke may or may not be funny. The show is more so just "things happening". I mean I watch it regardless, and I'm up to date. But still it just doesn't compare.

[crazysouthie]

@CaminDaR Ohk. I guess humor is subjective anyway. Sorry btw I didn't mean to be rude.

[BeatsByeJ]

@crazysouthie don't feel like thinking for ourselves do we? OH MAN THIS SHOW GETS THE BEST REVIEWS SO IT MUST BE THE FUNNIEST FUNNY FUNNY I'VE EVER SEEN...BE REVIEWED FIVE STARS!!!. not making fun, just sayin.

[crazysouthie]

@BeatsByeJ Well I love both Parks & Recreation and Community and they both get extremely good reviews from critics. So I was just pointing out that just because someone doesn't like a show, doesn't mean it sucks unless it's trash like Shit My Dad Says or Two and a half Men.

[FeyeThom]

Troy is so awesome: "How bout I pound you like a boy, that didn;t come out right"

[GooseRain]

loved this thankyou

[Haeinscute]

Did anyone notice the messed up camera cut at 0:06 lol Troy's hand is at his forehead, it cuts to Shirley and its not there anymore, but they cut back to Troy and his hand is up again

[existenceisrelative]

@Haeinscute I am so very glad that I don't notice things like that. It would ruin everything for me. It doesn't bother me when other people point stuff like that out. Mostly because I don't care. But if I were to start noticing things like that on my own, I think I would prefer death. Well, maybe not death. Maybe like, an indian burn. Yeah, let's try that one out. If I were to start noticing things like that on my own, I think I would prefer an indian burn. Okay, that works well enough I guess.

[NinthWardJay]

Troy is too funny lol

[soozin511]

i'd like troy to pound me like a boy :P

[claraaraujo96]

what episode is this?

[darealthickness]

Pierce, you are a damn fool! Lol

[LanceMurtagh]

"You're not my mother."

Old white guy "She's not?"

Gotta love how old people are racist without meaning to be hahaha

[Amali18101996]

@LanceMurtagh

But isn't Pierce always racist? haha lol i guesS! :)

[xxxxsethxxx]

@LanceMurtagh its Chevy Chase you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit you are! Hallelujah!

[ncodyn]

@LanceMurtagh Or you could watch the show.

[LanceMurtagh]

@ncodyn what the fuck are you on about dumbass

[ncodyn]

@ncodyn Watch the show, learn context.

[ncodyn]

@LanceMurtagh And it's a good show. Worth your time.

[masterchaud007]

@LanceMurtagh

That's Chevy Chase, not just some "old white guy", you dumbass.

[LanceMurtagh]

@masterchaud007 yeah i know it's chevy chase you fuckwit, he's also an old white guy, just like you fucking creep

[fianle]

@masterchaud007 He said old white guy to go along with what he said after that about old people in general lol. There was no reason to call him a dumbass.

[xdatgrlx]

@LanceMurtagh hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhha­aaaaaaaa. i know.

[Angedu95]

I LOVE this serie ^^ So funny ^^

Kiss From France

[notyouraveragething]

You're not my mother!

...she's not?

XD

[JumperConsulting]

@notyouraveragething LOL... He is SO unaware of everything...

[Naruto1ownsSasuke]

lol pound u like a boy eeeewwww.

[jjlwis]

I just watched the Halloween Ep... SO GOOD! 

[malika810]

@jjlwis Lol me too! i especially loved the spanish teachers (i forget his name) costume, where he's dressed as a female figure skater!!!

I love this show!

[jjlwis]

@malika810 senor chang

[malika810]

@jjlwis  lol thanks!

[NiktheDuDie]

I am taking requests from all episodes of Community. Also Season 2 Episode 1 and following episodes as they come out.

[XXxBergx]

@NiktheDuDie awesome :D

[tasha777]

@NiktheDuDie any video with troy dancing or a whole video of the best of troys one liners

[NiktheDuDie]

@tasha777 I'm bad at putting things together.. But I can definitely find some good stuff with Troy. I'll get something up as soon as possible!

[tasha777]

@NiktheDuDie cool thanks love!

[ForteMajor]

@NiktheDuDie Hi! Can you please put up the end credits where Troy records a message to wait at the flagpole? THanks

[JumperConsulting]

@NiktheDuDie Could you put up a clip from the most recent episode to show how Troy wanted to lick that puppy then explained the importance of NOT attending a "puppy parade" in the middle of it? Thank you!!!

[jonno2019]

@NiktheDuDie hey could you put up the scene where pierce calls jeff a gay douchebag when annie hosts the extra spanish credit costume party?

thanks!

[kap2310]

@NiktheDuDie can you add the discussion Jeff and Britta have to Troy about Annie, which leads to him saying his boner is confused? It's really a great scene.

[supdawg9999999]

@NiktheDuDie That conversation he had with Shirly's ex-husband in episode 12 where he's trying to find out if they had sex after Halloween but it comes out even more awkward than you'd imagine. "With all the dead leaves and rotting pumpkins. It's like nature's viagra."

[ShatteredOne2007]

@NiktheDuDie Hmm how about the scene where the group is talking about their relationships ending with everyone looking at one another as a 'potential partner'? Not sure if this is right but its around this, I think its episode 16 of season 1, give or take an episode or 2.

[WiiMachinE13]

@NiktheDuDie the part of the episode where abed is in love with the cape and knocks of Jeff's stuff with a cape and runs away then Jeff yells something about it lasting a week and abed coming back by saying six seasons and a movie!!

[AbzDahMan]

@NiktheDuDie NICE! could you put up the Troy and Abed scene from the end of Football Feminism. Where they hijack the PA system and their doppelganger security guards walk in?

[2JuiceBoxBoys]

@NiktheDuDie

in the episode "paradigms of human memory" where troy screams

[CrashnBurnd]

@NiktheDuDie Can you put the one where Troy popped the back of the raft to make it go faster, and the Drug play Annie puts together but Peirce takes it over and get everyone to like drugs?

[SoggyTeeV]

@NiktheDuDie Can you upload Troy Dancing to Fancy Footwork in the Valentines day episode of season 2 and troy and britta dancing and rapping the beatitudes in season 2 episode 5. Thanks :)

[thehenrystokes]

@NiktheDuDie The clip where Chang fakes his death! And then plays the Senor Chang rap! Someone seriously needs to upload that, it's potentially the funniest moment of the first season!

[boilerant]

Can you upload the end of the show where Troy tries out his manly sneeze?

[NiktheDuDie]

@boilerant Sure. I'll have it up within some hours.

[V2Blast]

@NiktheDuDie You should link to it in the description.

[twitchyisawesome]

@NiktheDuDie you're streets ahead of any of us. 

[UncleFizzmo]

:D

I am so glad someone uploaded this.

[JumperConsulting]

@UncleFizzmo And me too!!!