MW3: Farting in Public and Pooping your Pants

[LordEX5]

My brother made me laugh myself to shit once lol

[bigfoodcod]

i once shit my pants cuz i had laxative cuz i couldnt shit for days sp i had to take laxative and i shitted myself :P

[Viperwarrior970]

i was camping one time and shit, puked, and pissed myself all at the same time, into a hold, cause that was our latrine, a 2 foot hole in the ground. and the best part, the only way to clean off was swim in a freezing cold river at 2 am in the morning.

[CephGamers]

@MrBakinator

I had to piss and shit while the vid was runnin....

[MrBakinator]

anybody here had to shit or piss after this video?

[uk9jimz]

oh god i think i lost it at "i love you all, ex oh, ex oh, ex oooohhhhhh!" lmao

[MurphieBenz]

Yeah i was poopin and my mom was out there knocking on the door and like i took so long she shit her self, and it was in yoga pants not pretty.

[TheAskme34]

I end up blowin out an o ring

[D8mien1]

I swear, one of you sounds just like madden. lol.

[ruthere132]

I shit my pants last year (p.s. im in 7th right now)

[the1Bananas]

Once I was in church, and I farted while we were praying, it was loud

[VvLOGiKvV]

I feel empty know that I know I've never experianced the three P's.

I'll go try right now

[xGuitarProxMegaKiddx]

Honestly, some quality videos haha my hat goes off to you guys. I got a good laugh outta this. subbed!

[reprox]

drank the kings cup for a girl that couldn't handle her acohol and a friend's place.. it consisted of vodka, beer, rum, just a fuck load of different alcohols in general.. felt fantastic for like 10 minutes after finishing it in one continuous gulp.. we moved onto the next bar and as soon as i got there i started throwing up everywhere.. long story shart i ended up in the toilet the entire night with my pants down taking a shit, peeing and throwing up on the ground next to me, thought i was dead

[bostonredsoxluver]

I have completed the 3 p's in life... I feel accomplished!

[MrWhiteMOl3]

"I get struck down by lightning"....ROFLCOPTERMANIAP­ALLOOZAFESTIFICATION!!! I'm am going to use that term for the rest of my life.

[092Sleepy]

Eightthoughts and wickedshrapnel should a make vid

[CODaznOPZ]

Eighthoughts and S1MPLEMINDZ make better commentaries then whiteboy7st and tebz

[Eggyism]

Oh hey what are ya doin?

Oh just shit myself

Awesome

[15473569]

I love it when 2 chicks shit in cups, swap 'em and eat it like sundaes

it really turns me on

[wheelmanv]

i saw thezachcocopuff come online an i was liek FAFAULTAFISH

[UltimateSnowman97]

Lmao man keep it up

[EJL224]

I like your style - Subscribe -

[Tj5923]

this shit is hilarious

[HowToPlayMw2]

i hate when i poop and the water splashes my ass.

[TheStrangeN]

@HowToPlayMw2 iherdat.

[GummyVit3s]

@HowToPlayMw2 i read this on a youtube video somewhere a long time ago but what you do is take some toilet paper make a strip and put in the toilet. it stops most of the water from splashing i tried and it works

[DragonofJund]

@GummyVit3s hahahah i wrote that on a youtube vid your welcome for the advice dude :P

[Kazeshini92]

@HowToPlayMw2 A word from a crafty mother fucker, put a piece of toilet paper in the bowl before you drop a log

[airsquadron654]

xo

[Hijynx87]

I just shit myself right now!

[TheRussianGamer93]

Sometimes When I shower and I wan't to shit I just take a crap in my hand and throw it in to the toilet.

[strike1337]

@TheRussianGamer93 just squeeze it through the plug hole with your toes homie!

[crustylion321]

When im home by myself sometimes watching videos on my laptop, I like to shit in my pants and lick the underwear. I also play with the shit like play-doh and mush it together. I like rubbing feces into my eyes and openings also.. this might seem weird but it is a sexual thing for me. The farthest I have gone is injecting 20cc's of diarrhea into my toes

[seagybooboo]

The true lesson here is when you fart loudly blame someone else

[carloszamora0710]

I just realized how eight thoughts isnt that popular on youtube. He should be though.

[megaboy28]

While being sick and having stomach ache, when I drank that herbal tea, my bum emitted a brown Niagara Falls in the toilet bowl, while I was vomitting, getting all my front dirty. That was crazy. Tip: need your stomach rinsed, drink one hot cup of herbal tea. Does rinsing wonders, whahahaha

[megaboy28]

I 8 some homemade macaroni. My sis got home back from the gym and 8 after me that night. Within 2 hrs, I started feeling weird, cold sweat, stomach grumbling. Vomit alert! My sis went 2 sleep be4 me. An hr later, I started feeling messed up and went 2 bed, only 2 vomit after 45 min. Me and my sis were vomiting in turns the whole night. Our mom gave us some hot herbal tea, 30 mins later..Hot Liquid Magma !! Hopping 2 the can, chunks dripped on the floor, boxers full of poop gravy XD

[megaboy28]

Years ago, I was walking around down town, checking out some shops, when outta nowhere a huge cramp hit my stomach. I could barely walk. I was almost sweating cold. This huge dung grenade wanted to come out, ready or not, so with huge pain in my stomach, my intestins getting messed up, I tried rushing and hopping at the same time, to enter a BK and go to the toilet. The toilet seats as you all know, are dirty. I pulled down my pants and crouched over the bowl. That mofo almost ripped my anus :p

[MOHrobbiebob]

Wow absolutely best one so far!!

[MOHrobbiebob]

Wow absolutely best one so far!!

[rosseady87]

The definition of bravery is a changing a farther when you've got diaoreaha

[AgosLoco]

sometimes im afraid of farting.i hate wet farts

[Yeevil69]

triple yourself- shit vomit and cum all at once

[MrTyrannt74]

also one time i was sick and i was aroud 13 and i had to throw up and shit at the same time. i had an important choice to make. vomit on the floor and shit in the toilet, or vomit in the toilet and shit on the wall. needless to say i vomited in the toilet and shat all over the wall. and i laughed my ass off as i watched my grandma wash my soft play doe shit off the wall and my mother clean the vomit off the rim of the toilet

[MrTyrannt74]

one time in highschool i had to do community service for some bullshit. so i served in my old elementary school. i hated that place with a passion so one day i turn to my friend and say, bro im going to go into the bathroom and shit all over the floor. so he said yea man fuck this place im gunna do the same thing. so we both walked into our respective stalls and proceded to shit all over the place. the fnvtion at the school was shut down, the teachers blamed the kids and i went home with a smile

[LilNaishieez]

whens the next sex stories?

[goldenscopezz]

U guys got sum serious issues

[WWEJohnCenaNation]

@goldenscopezz TIGHTEN UP, GROW SUM BALLS AND SHART IN PUBLIC WOOO!

[LongboardLord17]

Grown men talking about diarrhea has never made me laugh so hard...

[Looflegends]

never laugh so much in my entire life

[DoctorTranIsBack]

Once I was sitting in the kitchen doing homework, and my brother decided he'd try to rip a grumpy... needless to say, instead of polluting the room, a little turd rolled out of his shorts.

[AllL3ftF0rD3ad]

when i was around 13 i was at blockbuster. i was really sick but i went to get a movie to kill time. i was already near the bathroom and i was sure it was just a fart. i made sure no one was near and i farted. little did i know it wasnt a fart. as soon as i pushed i could smell it. i panicked dropped trow right in the middle of BB to check myself. i ent straight to the front asked for the key to the bathroom. getting to the point i literally took a small shower in the bathroom sink of BB.

[UltraPowerM]

gross topic!

[UltraPowerM]

ohh goddd this is so weird to talk and even hear about!!

[cwjolly69]

i have had the 3 ps of life

[MAZEY22]

dont it at work 8 am miles away from a toilet and had to use shammys to whipe my ass.

had to spend the rest of the day in poo stained boxers

[thefluffinton]

Dillards in north georgia? :D

[ferrariguy1000000000]

me and my friends had a conversation about this subject a couple days ago.

[fatdonkay337]

fuck you eight thoughts! i'm eating!

[someone7671]

There a lot of shitty comments.

[theNicksTV]

i shit my pants in 2nd grade

[jschram84]

I can't stop laughing

[REDxFLANNEL]

i was like o boy

[XxReTROk1DxX]

When i was in 4th grade my friends convinced me to take a shit in the yard of my school

[bohvie666]

i love you all, xo xo XOOO :D

[EpicDJKitty]

i once shat my self when i was asleep (i was over 10 years old then fya) :P

[FreddyGaming]

magma is already hot and liquid that what magma is so...

[TheDustinhole]

When I was five, my mom was taking some foriegn exchange students around Seattle, and I was with her, and I craped myself on the train or subway thing that goes across the space needle.

[dbx216]

I probably shouldn't watch this while eating lunch, but oh well

[ricopower14]

well i had the 3 piece it was fucked up because i didnt have a trash can..so i puked all over the ground and then i tried to puke in the toilet and shit on the ground it was fucked up xD

[murdermouse100]

That was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. KEEP EM COMIN

[Jagjit5276]

yous is some fucked up mother fuckers

[kasuh3105]

That was so fuckin hilarious! I just completely lost it ! :D Funniest Video 2012!

[MegaZippoking]

Fucking hilarious

[Toppe16]

I'm fucking eating... why'd i come to this video..

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

sometimes when im sitting on my toilet at home I will shit into my hands and sit their for around 20 minutes just playing with my nice soft firm turd, its not a sexual thing I just really enjoy the smell and the feel of a shit.

[AlexofBVE]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EXCELLENT YOUTUBE COMMENT.

[lenna18]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou hahahahhaha sick fuck

[UnlimitedTriForce]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou lol thats a little weird

[sosnarfy70]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou WTF YOU BELONG IN AN INSANE ASYLUM.

[XtremeOwner]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou Same, I sometimes use my shit as a facial mask

[turkcrawla]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou u are 1 wierd motherfucker

[teenage5560]

@Liamdonoghueownsyou wtf?...

[Tank24RAR]

one time in 2nd grade the teacher wouldnt let me go 2 the bathroom so i shit my pants

[gbjsjsgp]

Nice Shit Nice Shit =) I Like =)

[TheJohanNorway]

this gamplay sucked, great commentary tho

[twitch681]

@TheJohanNorway who cares about the gameplay, not really the point, they funny cunts who cares about the gameplay just listen to them lol

[somebodyspecial54]

@TheJohanNorway ya ben isnt about the gameplay. watch xcal for good gameplay

[daltoncool92]

i think it's so embarrassing when your in public, and your asshole gets super itchy out of nowhere. then your sittin there scooting your ass back, and forth on a seat, or worse you gotta pick that shit. it feels like everyone is watching me, and people think i'm the weirdest mother fucker on the planet.

[liliverson293]

Blowing out an O-ring. That fucking made me lose it completely. LOL

[DatSexyBeast100]

hey Ben did you get reset for doing the prestige glitch like me? :D

[soldierside365]

@darkhors3gaming 'extensive wipe job'= hilarious lol

[TheGalavantingGeeza]

It's funny you should mention this as I have a true story. I was 16ish and i needed a shit, I didnt want to have one in the school shitter because they're nasty. So at the end of the day i ran home, but i didnt make it and my turd started creeping out. So i found the nearest bush, which happened to be directly opposite a pre-school and hid in the bush to finish up. As i was hidden in the bush shitting, mothers were 5 feet away from me with their children. And i had to wipe my ass with my sock.

[blazecyberman]

@TheGalavantingGeeza the last part of your story made me shit my self wait does that count as a story for my self :P

[DaggersDen]

EWWWW!!

[DudeWithAHighKD]

odd coincidence edbassmaster uploaded a video farting on hollywood. If u want to see it here -watch?v=KUu7nBKfw30&feature=g­-u-u&context=G2c8d6cbFUAAAAAAA­IAA

[TheLeo8719]

from 0:45 seconds and on i could not breath from laughter XD

[GuitarGod2492]

"and sometimes you just shit your pants" hahahahaha

[MrRightwell]

One time i was having a farting contest with my friend but then I shot out creamy looking shit, so I had to drive home with creamy shit in my pants :(

[Codmosis]

Who gives a shit? No pun intended.

[JoeLiErTz42]

Thanks brah good shit!

[darkhors3gaming]

I was in my last class in junior high a million years ago. I let out a golf ball sized shit before the bell rung. it went splat on the floor and when i was in line waiting for the bell to ring to leave this kid turns around and says OH MY GOD WHO FARTED!!! I almost missed the bus because I dipped in the bathroom to do an extensive wipe job.

[battlefield3rocks1]

I sharted in contruction class in high school I though I was being funny trying to do a blue dart and well it we all wrong Hell shit happens lol haha

[EsPiNightmare]

Funny story. I shit my pants in a casino. Had to drive home with no underwear lololol

[HellBlazer056]

shit happens

[ghost2327]

I have accomplished the three p's no joke had stomach bug + pnemonia at the same time

[Maczust63]

lol i shit my pants when i was 6 and i was at my grandmas house and she went to go pick it off the walk way out side but it was gone my old dog ate it lol fucking dirty beast had shit all in its mouth and once i tried to fart on my uncles head because he kept farting and i lost some traction and soild my self on his head i was only 8 though

[HellBlazer056]

SOPA is dead wooooooooooooo

[milkywaypride99]

I drank 10 or 12 black and tans before my friends and I went to this halloween party 10 years ago, and out of nowhere horrible cramping i ran to the one bathroom there was a line of people turned around stumbled up the stairs to the other bathroom the door was locked, i panicked opened the next door i saw and pulled down my pants and shot a projectile fountain of black tar out of my ass all over this unfortunate persons bedroom floor. It was either going in my pants or on the ground. not proud

[2020franco]

I was in the backseat making out with this girl and I sharted.. I and she thought we were gonna smash but I said "I kinda shit myself" :p we still fucked

[ZedChildFTW]

@2020franco pics or it didn't happen. Who am I kidding? It didn't happen...

[lilhaze34]

Good shit right there

[andrenegwer]

WHAT HAVE YOU WHIPPED YOUR ASS WITH(other than toilet paper) ?

Me: all kinds of vegetation, news paper, magazine, fast food napkins...

[Jrr22781]

hahahahaha good shit!!!

[Portahaus]

How much does it suck when you enter an elevator and someone just left a fart smell inside and when you get to the next floor someone comes inside and they smell it thinking it was you

[greatone545]

My girlfriend was over at my house, and we wereeee about to get it on, until i sharted!-_- (im a virgin)

[nashvilleraidersfan]

My buddy shit his pants at work a few weeks ago. He didn't even feel it coming.

[GhillieproductionsJR]

Took a shit in a bag and put it in my neighbor's mailbox and put the red flag up.

[GhillieproductionsJR]

Took a shit last week on lake michigan while i went ice fishing because the damn doors for the bathrooms were locked..Fuck winthrop harbor. lol

[java575]

I could not stop laughing and shat my pants and peed a little.

[GoDzZ98]

Fucking hilarious

[Crixus6593]

8 years old. ate a bunch of 3 musketeers bars in school trip. no change of clothes. shat my pants...

[GavinMGL]

hahau guys are funny. subbing

[MarshBrik]

Quad Quartine: poopping, peeing, pumbling, puking

[TrendyKidSki]

@ZackkAttackk11HD I can't thumbs up!!! :(

[TrendyKidSki]

@tplproduction sounds like it was you

[ChillaGorilla5]

I like to call peeing,pooping, and puking all at once either the Triple Threat or Triple X

[Pfurlan26]

some chick in my dorm got so drunk she shit her pants last week........tell me thats not fucked up

[EightThoughts]

@Pfurlan26 Did you get to take advantage of her/have sex before she pooed in her pants?

Inappropriate reply for the WIN!

[Pfurlan26]

@EightThoughts ahaha nawwwww but my buddy lady had to clean that shit up.

[knotdrummer88]

@EightThoughts correction: after!

[theREALROCKAFELLA]

@EightThoughts holy shit, shit is funny!!! great video guys!!!

[11559900]

@EightThoughts He wanted to, she shat her pants soon as he took his penis out from laughing...

lol

[Xeando]

@EightThoughts I wouldve taken advantage of her even AFTER she shit her pants.

=)

[teeznutz0]

@EightThoughts I would have , I can only cum when I smell feces.

[MarshBrik]

@Pfurlan26 i'd tap that

[hplj4205]

i love you can i meet you?

[Mercmitch20]

S.A.R.S.>MW3

[MarshBrik]

@Mercmitch20 wuts SARS?

[Mercmitch20]

@MarshBrik I'm not trying to troll you, but where are you from?

[MarshBrik]

@Mercmitch20 california... why?

[Mercmitch20]

@MarshBrik SARS was this virus that came from China, and when it came to north america it was mostly in canada and the northern us.

[god6565]

Duke nukem achievement right there

[musicbsds]

more likes than views? hows that possible xD

[ramjamflimflam]

Told my kids about o few of my sharts and they can't stop laughing! It's pretty funny after all...

[KodieCollings360]

Great video. Good to see something VERY different.

I love it how open you are about shitting your pants. I had a good laugh.

Check out my latest HD commentary and watch the outro's at the end..there's a fart =)

[tplproduction]

My friend was running laps in gym and he thought he had to fart really loud and he literally shit himself if was not a shart it was a big ass turd, luckily he was in 6th grade and was wearing tidey whites so it didnt fall out

[NinjaKnifes]

man do i have some storys about shittying myself. This is so funny. The 3P's. not a fun time

[SNOOZER4569885]

I farted in the middle of finals last year. Also, my brother pooped on his friend at lunch.

[iEduardo21]

SHART !!!! freking new word for my dictionay

[xbrett0727x]

Goddamn I laughed so hard when I saw the title of this in my sub box. I read through like Battlefield 3 Map Tactics, Podcast something or other.. Farting in public WTF?

[Mkrukiel]

I sharted while picking up my nintendo wii

[014canucksfan]

How the fuck have u had the flu once? I get it at least twice a year -_- I guess ure just lucky?

[bbaa145]

best video by far!

[OneShotKill3r]

I have hemeroids on the inside so bad that I cant fart anymore, without following it with a big dump..

[119Coldfire]

dude theres a guy in my writen communication class whom of course sits righ in front of me and he just lets em rip all class period. just what the fuck.

[Lochieswhiplash]

I've pissed , pooped and puked all at the same time , it was one of the most horrible experiences on the toilet I think I've had. Lol

[thrashSJ]

this happened to me in school...i went to a stall and wiped my ass...i hated it

[jkflorida2013]

I drop ass in public all the time!

[broodgrillo]

i already shat my pants in public once and farted loud as fuck plenty of times even at librarys and other quite places (not meant to be loud)

i shat my pants in a stupid contest with a buddy on the street

we were trying to see who would fart louder and a small portion of my intestinal belongings came out

[dellywarrior]

PART 2 PLEASE!!!!

[krossthug]

I drank alot of milk one day and I actually had that watery shit come out, but alot of it. It was fucking disgusting.

[ZackkAttackk11HD]

''Who gives a shit'' BESTLINEEVER

[XTruman11]

I once was waiting at the bus stop and took a chance on a fart i had to run back in the house and change my underwear 

[DrakonErythros]

Thanks for the laugh, man. I had a shitty day. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[dellywarrior]

@DrakonErythros Was there a pun intended? lol

[Xanigonia]

when i went on vacation i pooped peed and puked before

[Tricky0032]

Me and my friend were swimming in a public pool and some kid tried farting and squirted shit all in the water, it looks like a squid just inked everywhere it was fucking terrible!