John Madden Draws a Penis

[SlamminWolfgang]

Pictured: a dick move.

[Godfather91290]

big amerikan tts

[Lildlockhart]

Ha

[meyers2396]

Ha that's totally random and funny

[XxMcLOVINITxX25]

Lol a big mess here

[JiggyJP100]

That one was a squirter too!

[dallad6969]

I'm sure it was favres penis cuz he loved him so much

[MrMagiKarpz]

JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!

[arrow091]

i'm laughing for real right now

[HardbeatAcolyte]

FOOTBALL

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JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL

[11ASC]

I'm laughing for real right now!

[flashcode0]

Here comes another Chinese earthquake. Ponies! Wheatley!

[spyda7591]

lol lmao rotfl funny stuff.

[toxicgospel]

aeiou

[DerGeckarbor]

@toxicgospel I AM KA WEI

[TheAtariGuy]

Snoopingasusualisee?

[anihilator9000]

@TheAtariGuy PINGAS!!!

[godanselmo]

Brett Favre's penis.

[pem82sox]

lol....i'm immature

[shiron236]

He actually draws many of these

[carcotasu08]

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[KvizY]

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[vadont]

lololol so funny lolololol

that was sarcasm -_-

[TrollCapAmerica]

Now I finally know what Matriculating the ball downfield means

[animekid941]

do you think he knows he drew a dick lol

[uppintheante2]

the next play they make will be really really gay

[Wilfahrt21]

The first of many penises

[Mysterbyg]

Now that's what I like to call...

*sunglasses*

Endzone penetration.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­H

[ChaosBroly]

@Mysterbyg You sir are a comedic genius

[TruthbHeard]

Football and porn whats the difference?

[sbhawkins912]

Boom!!!! eerryrrerreereeeererrrayah and that's what that's all about

[amazin465]

@sbhawkins912 literally just watched that

[rofl1cp]

Thats what happens to your penis when you take steroids

[cincyblows]

LOL!! It really IS a game of inches!

[madhatter762]

hahahahah

[MyTeMiLT]

@percicm ... i died at your comment !!!! hilarious ~~

[southernboygonebad]

Rule 34 has hit the NFL... Mindfuck... My mind is completely blown...

[Illumirage]

lol

[percicm]

...and boom!

[bluetoaster8822]

lol

[Huber1116]

I like the part where he draw's a penis.

[WebVMan]

They banned him from using it after this incident.

[Carnius797]

@WebVMan Seriously?

[lionslicer9999]

@Carnius797 No, he used it for a while, he stopped using it in the mid 2000's

[EltBerserker]

At first you see the two circles and you think you see it... but then he misleads you into his trap. Oh John, you card!

[Dzormagen]

BOOM!!!!!

[ndc18]

lol

[rrroach21]

lmao

[shutthefuckuploser]

madden just draws random crap lol

[danogzilla]

haha

[TriviumFan15]

hahahaha wow

[BSNOW732]

all the other cocks jon madden make on tv dont look as real as this one ahaha

[rambodivoll]

You listen bitch u must like it if you're willing to defend it u little faggot

[THaTBeaNJT]

You must have the mind of a thirteen year old to make this.

[Baiird]

That doesnt make him a perv bitch

[nikebasketball2369]

4th time ive seen him do it

[KodoTagger]

Ahahaha I love you Mr. Madden

[iSoLdI3R]

this is better 8========================D

[bigcgutierrez1]

no,its not bettter like that, thats just how you like em

[magicoA]

"big mess here" OH my god! i think he might just be doin it on purpose

[stinkyroseboy]

Ahh yes mr. madden penis play

[HowToVideos81]

LMAO a big mess here

[booyases2]

"And a big mess here" *scribble*

[SilentRaptor4]

I lol'd

[letsgo10gmen]

real mature

[wintensity]

lol this is funny.. but it's not a very good penis

[darksinthe]

no actually it makes perfect sense. the small ball on the bottom right is the testicle that ripped out the sac in the middle (thats why its smaller than the upper left one). Because of this tearing action, the plumbing all filled with blood, and so the penis squirts this blood ALL OVER THE FIELD!

[mario55584]

is that the superbowl

[77gsa]

hahahaha, now that is clasic!

[tonyreedlol]

rofl he says "this is where the mess happens" and draws spooge all over the tip

[anonymousdrifter]

Wow you just made my day for drawing attention to that :D I lol'd so hard at that

[Cheesehead7780]

lmfao

[Draegoloth]

@tonyreedlol rofl 

[Kidz24]

and at the end you see the cum come out

[CubsBears08]

if your dick is like that, you need to see a doctor.lol

[prairiedogeric10]

Of all the ones I just watched, this one is probably the best

[anel313det]

the penis goes boom!

[NickCave13]

I sure missed his in depth perspective, on The Titans- Steelers game tonight. I think it would have been something like; "Well The Steelers scored 13 points, That's a 1 with a 3 next to it and The Titans scored 10, a 1 with a 0 next to it, that means The Steelers scored 3 more points than the Titans, by virtue of the field goal kicked by the kicker Reed in O.T. that's overtime and if you still don't get it, I'll be holding a post game news conference, to explain further".

[threethirtyeight]

That's a really deformed penis.

[Msbea345]

the deformed ones make magic

[bodies42099]

that drawing looks like penis!

[jakengle4]

Lmao, and of course it's the super bowl...

[setoryan123]

now hers a guy that when hes draws pictures they turn outto be things that are gross and private...haha...i need to contain myself cause BOOM!!! got a boner hahe

[zenthex1234]

pwnd on national tv XD

[K1LL3RCRA1G]

lol man im gonna miss him now since hes retired.....he drew penis, boobs, rainbows, smiley faces...etc...etc..etc.. and all the funny stuff he says aboout brett favre. he would say stuff that we already knew about football...the most common of things.....but he still wil go down as a legend.

[DarkLotus118]

Yes, he adores penis lol

[annok94]

lmao

[Fredy216B]

yep, John Madden loves the penis

[jeffbrister2004]

They need to ejaculate into the endzone!

[animekid941]

@jeffbrister2004 ok gross

[luggabenz]

uhhhh Beavis! uhh .eehh ...heehhehh! Did Madden just draw a.... pennusss?? ...uhh hhe heh! cuhl! ...Fucking Cuhl!

[luggabenz]

this one is his best yet...nutted and all!

[keepthapinit]

You know what....I can't say shit but your comment was funny as hell...

Lmao!!! lol

[BruinsHockeyRules]

Lmao

[kcmartin1]

this is the best vid yet no homo on this subject

[texasaggie85]

ahh.. the money shot=touchdown

[jblacktree]

giggle giggle tee hee, look a pee pee!

Let;s post it on Youtube, Beavis.

[akn0ledge]

lol

[frigginfreddy]

Madden retires! We'll miss you on Sundays John!

[techdeckLJ]

i wont

[Surfanimal1990s]

that is so not real,you guys are sicko pervs,why would madden do such a thing?

[luarionte]

He always draws penises

[flippnbricks2o8]

he wish he still drew out the plays...i think hes retarded now. seriously listen to him talk

[mc50cents]

and it skeeted!!!hahahahahahahhaa

[II1m4l3g3ndII]

lol the little thing is cumming XD

[FlyBikes089]

Hahahahahaha

[grapjas0]

LOL

[cowbell400]

"He gets in kind of a big mess here"

[TheTruthSpeaksNow]

lol

[adamwigginss]

wow and while he draws the tip he says they get a big mess here thats nasty

[CaptainV5K]

haha adamwigginess. That's great

[MuchoPeni]

ROLF

[ricobigo11]

HEHEHE. He always does that

[master120344]

lol

[SteelCity1981]

It's called the penetration play.

[vortexfilms1]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[0Mike0Banks0]

i recognized him doing that on this superbowl later in the game but this one was very detailed haha

[Thisizmyname]

LMAO thats funny as hell

[SpraxIAKS]

...LOL. Fuckin hilarious. Madden and his penis drawing craze.

[NewYorksFinest111]

THAT JOHN MADDEN IS A HORNY BASTARD

[GoGiants27]

ahahhahahahhahahahah that was funny

[mikey39977]

lol he has the same sickness as the guy from superbad

[harlinator15]

omg that was a funny ass film! lol but yeh true!

[jeffs789]

you had this video since '87?

[Hindukid]

It was on the NFL network if you didn't catch the logo there, but yea I was wondering that too until I saw something about Ladanian Tomlinson on the ticker.

[theBIGhombreXboxLive]

planepotato1 sucks John Madden. BOOM!

[AGP12345]

LOL IT'S CIRCUMCISED TOO

[Avaholics]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[mvallin]

Hahahah "Big nuts here!"

[planepotato1]

I cant believe someone would take john madden's drawing about football and turn it into a sick joke. Real mature.

[tacklehunger]

it was hilarious

[baddog7676]

LMAO! I'm watching that game right now, as I type this.

McConkey on the rebound from Bavaro. Giants went up 39-13 LOL!

Funny as hell!

[JasonsWoods]

lmao

[20220202]

lol big nuts..V i did hear it tho

[4thnascarfan]

hey dude your right it does sound like big nuts

[bshaunagrant]

Yeah, I bet in came in motion.

[EllicottvilleEagle41]

wow

[Sullakka]

John, u sick fuck!

[Jonasaddict111]

holy shit dude

[woohoohockey]

sick bastard

[aaabbbeeedddkkkttt]

maddens obviously got something on his mind...

[VGZombie]

At 0:12 it sounds like he's saying big nuts here.

[myquealer]

He says they get in a "big mess" here which isn't much better given the "money shot" he then draws.

[deshy88umkc]

LMAO!!!

[Madurjafro]

hmmm... what was he thinking then it just sribbles allover o_O

[brandon3164]

ha urz iz bettur

[elvisuptown1]

laughing my freakin ass off!!!!! 

thanks omar! :)

[jackson32]

who thinks he did that on purpose?

[MyhardPwner]

He called an audible. Shaft 8 incher, Shaft 8 incher, hairy pair set hut hut hike!!!

[arequipa1]

LOL

[fugaisi888]

I can't believe that's real...well done John

[RatedRkoDx5]

lmaoooo

i saw the whoel match

prollyt didnt notice it

[myquealer]

Super Bowl XXI was January, 1987.

[GarfieldVsSnoopy]

What year?

[whiteandnerdy258]

he tends to do that alot

[poisonsunshine]

most NFL teams are using this play-- the ole cock + balls on three..

[theone2225]

lmao rofl hahahaha

[sniks71]

LOL

[odeairish26]

GG Madden

[RobStryker]

Rofl, I wish I could have seen that live, probably would've pissed my pants.

[theone2225]

same here unfortunately i was only 1 at the time haha.

[albertofranco14]

lol i wasnt even born yet, my parents where no even married yet

[bearvsshaan]

LOL

[SeldomSeenSmith77]

Money shot! Priceless!

[tyla77]

wow u guys are homos its not even funny hes just showing the routes and the defenders

[H2324]

hahhahahahahah

[pballer3127]

haha that was great LMFAO!!

[talkingdog]

lol!! he made it then he drew a big line at the end of it XDDD

[obiwanobiwan13]

1. Kinda immature subject, but it's funny

2. Madden does NOT suck as an announcer. He's not as good now as he was with Summerall, that was a golden pairing, the straightfoward and elegant simplicity of Summerall's play-by-play with Madden's colorful memories and analyses, and, above all, what both men shared, a true and

un-dying passion for the game.

Why did they have to be split up? Michaels is OK, but he'll never match Summerall, it's just not even close........

[dbreez5]

*cough cough* LOSER *cough cough*

[bearvsshaan]

uh yeah this post screams VIRGIN

[TactlessJack]

this comment screams of douche bag.

[bearvsshaan]

uh oh we got another one

[wDOZEw]

Really??? Virgin??? Thats what went through your mind when you watched this??? Interesting.

[wDOZEw]

Hey, im a retard. I thought you were talking about the video post cuz it was the first comment on the screen. So yes i agree with you now that i see what youre talking about. MY post screams IDIOT.

[sfgiantsballin]

haha big mess

[schef99]

the water/Gatorade dump has been going on for 50 years