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  • you.

    are.

    so.

    sexy.

    O

    M

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    G

    ❤

  • Bahahahaha!!!

  • i like his beards

  • It pisses me off when people call me 'emo' based on the way I look.

    What the fuck bro, they need to be bitch slapped

  • aww little matt :3

  • I loe the pocky boxes in the background....I love pocky! :D

  • Cat farts, joggers, and asparagus piss me off.... So...Fucking...Much! >(

  • okay okay okay, I subscribed :(

  • what buggs me.....

    MY braces mine are so gay!

    i asked for neon and black but instead they gave me peach and navy blue!

    seriously peach is just ugly and i hate navy blue its a blue wanna be black color if you know what im saying

  • what buggs me...

    the word BOOKLET

    just say it like 40 times and you will then be 20% gayer

  • Gasp pocky I freaking luv pocky

  • Destery your sexy no matter what

  • ink tag on the hat?

  • destery, lets face it.

    youre still hot with your beard.

  • I like your Civil War reenactment XD

    I'm sure it went something like that.

  • i bought a pack of juicy fruit with my penis once then i woke up

  • You still have yet to pierce your buttcheeks together xD

  • i'm gonna do no shave november

  • 'YEAH BUDDY" -_____-

  • There's this kid in my class who's name is Matt G. When ever his name called, I say Whale

    Hater!!

    Oh, right!

    Those popular ass whores that think they're amazing and God's gift to everyone.(That's what pisses me off)

  • stupid

  • When people say the words "Awww Yeah" Jersey Shore fans ugh. I want to roundhouse kick a baby when I hear that.

  • When people keep 'takin arrows to the knees '

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  • i am forever terrified of plastic bags now.... O_O

  • chuck nores

  • Dayyuumm Destery looks mighty fine in this video ;D

  • You look good with a bit of a scuff :D

  • Whores cause I mean come on you don't need to prostetute yourself for cash you can just rob a fucking bank!!

  • ahaha destery i freakin love you :) and mattg :)

  • mathew makonehey and flavor flav are way annoying! also rebecca black's song friday, talking to my family and running into ex boyfriends.

  • i enjoyed your singing <3

  • how the hell does these gay shane dawson copies doing funny videos get so popular?

  • @geppegep Guess what? They become popular because they are funny. If you're saying they copied the video from Shane, no they didn't, because Destery did the pissed off video WITH Shane. And if you're calling them copies in general, FUCK YOU.

  • the one thing that really makes me mad is circus music plus it scares me

    

  • Beached Whale :D Julian Smith <3

  • what buggs me?

    when people hate on destery.

    not like that ever happends, but in the rare experience

  • WHERE CAN I BUY POCKY.

  • I think his beard is kinda cute..am I really that weird.?

  • woah woah woah woah woah woah woah wooooah

    

  • IM CYCLOPS. IM AN ASSHOLE. LMFAOOO

  • i would like to know what your shirt says!

  • @BagOfYourMom it says "what a bitch"

  • That awkward moment when you just realized he was playing Snow White trough out this whole thing, possibly..

  • 5 STARS FOR THE PORN CHIK WITH A BEARD!!XD

  • So hey Destery.. I just noticed. You totally have 541,000 subscribers.. :P

    Piercing your buttcheeks together anytime soon? xD

  • @xkapowxherox maybe he DID and hes getting over the pain and thats why he hasnt posted any videos?

  • @haitherestranger

    TOTALLY possible! :3

  • Well boys and girls... i think we are united about hating justin bieber

  • i hate old people,wales,dolphins,and country music

  • lol you looked like a pedophile in this vid XD hahahahhaha XDD

  • he's gonna litterally pierce his butt cheeks together?

  • it pisses me off when a giant chicken eats my burito -_-

  • at 1:44 with closed captions on " Couple of days ago I was steel rockne's and I realise that something accepting, maybe its fucking outside wolverine package groped and strong span style"

  • can i subscibe and you kill my parents?

  • "I'm Cyclops and i'm an asshole."

  • it pisses me off when bitches poop in my butthole, when i dont ask them too.

  • I LUV YOUR FACHIAL HAIR YOU LOOK AWESOME

    

  • WHAT DOES YOUR SHIRT SAY?!

  • @CalSuperman IT SAYS WHAT A BITCH

  • people piss me off

  • POCKY......i love pocky

  • cholos that say my pants r to tight i hate that!!!!

  • SNOW WHITE MUSIC!!!

  • What pisses me off.. Is when you're typing somebody a really long message, and all they have to say about that shit is "oh.." and then expect you to text them back... What are you supposed to say back to "oh" I mean seriously?? That just grinds my gears..

    Love the video though :)

  • that beard...doesnt look right on so many levels. Ur still sexy tho. :)

  • I totally want an American boyfriend. Your accents are amazingggggggg!. Im from England btw,

  • what pisses me off is that that sword didnt rip your pants open..

  • who says dope? o.o

  • i hate stupid songs that don't make any sense

  • Oh my Philipino diaper rash! XD

  • Nope. But I sure can throw some DOPE M&M's. XD

  • my family pisses me off kill them pweaz

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  • I subscribes, But PLEASE, Kill my family..

  • I like the scruffly beard thing...ITS HOT :D))

  • @DesandNate what pisses me off is that you arn't mine, and that you live so far from me and I don't even get to meet you. <3

  • Destery, marry me ? <3

  • Cubes, damn cubes. i fucking hate cubes.

  • According to your channel....there are exactly 539,307 subscribers. I think that's more than 500,000....js

  • i hate ellen fucking degeneres....js

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  • 3:20. MATT HAS A NICE ASS.

  • Ok..... 4:55 Did anyone else notice that he missed a button on his pants? I notice the weirdest things. I swear I am not intentionally staring at your crotch. SORRY DUDE!!!!

  • @Doveflight69 yes but now you have everyone staring at his crotch. haha. you intentionally tricky bastard. haha.

  • @Doveflight69 It was hiding under his jacket.

  • katy perry, what are you doing following matt g?

  • MATT :)

  • Shave It.

  • i think you notice this odd thing on my face.oh my fucking god get away!!! XD XD XD XD lol

  • My phpne froze at 6:21 and i bust out laughin and my dad looks at me like wtf? O.o lol

  • I LOVE POCKY :3

  • How does Matt know what burnt feet smell like? O_o

  • 01:57 - 02:30 xDD

  • @ddeexx100 they were

  • Destery looks damn good with a beard. (:

  • Des, you're pretty mistaken there. Your beard IS sexy. And I don't even usually like beards!

  • This is one of my favourite CapnDesDes videos! <3

  • While his wife is getting dicked the man is trying beat the elite four xD

  • lmao i thought i was going crazy will i was watching this..i knew i heard snow white..xp

  • ok lets go to wal-mart at mid night with the mustached people

  • omg she has a beard

  • When are you going to get your butt cheeks pierced?!

  • "It's time to fix some shit"

  • can i pick both ? x)

  • I never really realized how big matts butt is xDD

  • omg your beard <3 <3 <3 <3 its making me wet, more wet then a dogs nose ;) lol love ya desdes

  • People who make me jealous. They are so damn pretty. T^T

  • Stop breeding! Your vagina isn't a clown car! lol

  • I wish I could conjure M&M's... I'd never go hungry

  • 1:00-1:04 your response should be: "Says the guy looking at another man's skinny jeans!"

    like suriously?

  • "Acutally I Cant Conjure Them I Have To Buy Them, But I Get Them On SALE"

    Me:Dur Da Durrrr XD M&M'S ON SALE :DD HELL YEAH BITCH jk :3

  • was that snow white singing in the background???

  • EVERYONE IS SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR HAIR

  • shave it O_O

  • I hate people who bring their screaming offspring into public places! Its like "for real.. get a sitter.. or don't reproduce." Your polluting the entire store with the child's rage just because you won't buy it a toy... Or let it order a brownie.

  • He looks awesome with a beard!! He should grow it out again :)

  • god he has a beard :(

  • I was distracted by Pocky...

  • did anyone else notice wen he was tryin to put the sword i his pants were unbotoned??

  • Pocky.......Ehhh.

  • Matt G Is So Cutee!!!<3

  • you're super hot with facial hair!

  • When I come on school and my hair looks like fucking argh horrible storm Justin bieber puking on whalecum shit. :I

    And then I come home, and go through it with a comb, and it's better, but when I use my fingers. It DOESN'T do anything. What also pisses me off is that I run like hell sometimes and I still miss my bus . Also, teachers. And pretty much alot of things..

  • You remind me of Ronnie Radke so damn much.

  • @evilstephen902 I said that so long ago and I thought i was the only one who thought that.

    Nice to know I'm not crazy.

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  • @evilstephen902 IKR xOO

  • @evilstephen902 its really just the hair their faces are totally different

  • @evilstephen902 OH MAI IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

  • @evilstephen902 accept ronnie radke has a lower voice, and a life XD

  • Pogo! :D

  • Lmao I Love The Bearded Lady!!!!

  • OHMYGAWD you need to keep a shaved face boy

  • Waaaaaaaait a minute... is Destery the same Destery from the We Have Girlfriends channel?

  • @pajamaloaf yeah. c:

  • the song at the end pisses me off

  • des you are FUCKING BOSS!!! and a ssexy beast ;3

  • the facial hair is good looking

  • When are you and nate gonna do another vedio? (: & things that tick me off... when my hair looks awesome At home but terrible at school. Or when your dreaming and its getting to a good part then u wakeup. :)

  • pocky yum :D

  • My gosh...pocky...owo

  • check my channel for helpful videos posted regularly

  • you

    

  • um no many how subscirbers u get..do not peirce ur but cheeks together

  • wtf do burnt feet smell like....

  • i love how u still look GR8 with the no shave novermber thang :) <3

  • I LOVE POCKY !!!

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  • Matt tries to hard.

  • Haha. Im philipino. c:

  • I didn't think you grew hair. O_O

    And then I saw your beard and was like What the fuck.

    Then I got used to it.

  • i'll tell you what pisses me off. SNAILS. they are way too damn slow.

  • "Text language"

    "Plz dnt txt  n drv"

    Really??? What the hell??!!

  • you look like an emo lesbian...its really arousing

  • wow Matt, what a whale... what a whale

  • ur eyes are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo pretty

  • There is pocky behind him, thata awsome...thata awsome

  • When you keep stabbing your dick cause you cant get your sword in.

  • you better be piercing your butt cheeks together.

  • What annoys me... Boxes. Yepp, stalker much?

  • hey...ur cute!! 

  • hia, i'm cyclops and i'm an asshole!

  • If Destery was actually in a porn.. I would watch it.. 

  • MattG pisses me off in this video.

  • He was totally wearing a "What A Bitch Bro" shirt <3

  • ur beard is pissing me off

  • lil wayne pisses me off -.- i can't fucking understand him!!

  • I hate when you're just sitting there and you're like, what am I doing here? and suddenly some kid just tackles you and rubs his beard against your cheek and runs away. Like, seriously? The hell was that kid thinking rubbing his beard against my cheek?

  • LOL wtf is n ur mouth! 2:25 XD

  • POCKY!!!

  • He was wearing a save the whale shirt by playing a whale. C:

  • POCKY!!!!!!!! Play the pocky game with me please~! 

  • So when are you going to pierce your butts cheeks together, you are over 500,000 subscribers

  • 5:00

    You're welcome.. <_<