Demolition Man - Everything Bad is Illegal

[snarkthenews]

these fascist democrats make me want to puke. oh, that's not what he said? lol well he might as well have. damn progressives.

[godhunting]

what the hell is that??? BIIP!

[UkeRocket]

What? You mean you guys haven't always dreamed of a world where your state gently and lovingly cares for you from cradle to grave, making sure that no possible ill or suffering befalls you?

I don't GET you guys!

Sincerely,

A Cow

[2wingo]

@UkeRocket The price for such a world is just too high.

[UkeRocket]

@2wingo

I know, I intended my comment to be dripping with sarcasm. Shame that text fails to convey that sentiment.

P.S. Nanny states suck.

[mdude009]

If I had a time machine I hope the future would be like this, I could control the world with nothing more than a god damn baseball bat and I can barely lift 50 pounds

[Batman8657]

All the words that "hurt feelings" may as well be legislated into illegality since if you live your whole life an honest person and fuck up once by letting your emotions get the best of you by calling someone a "bad word," you're screwed. Pretty soon, there will be no language left to criminalize except for the age-old naughty words like FUCK, SHIT, CUNT and ASSHOLE. Red meat? Not so long as the pussification of America continues. We'll be stuck eating dirt since plants are kinda/sorta alive too

[Batman8657]

The accuracy is scary, man. In a couple years, you'll have to stand in a box in the middle of the street just to enjoy a cigarette. And I don't see contact sports lasting too much longer in schools. At least, I don't see contact sports where there is a winner AND A LOSER in the not-too-distant future. Caffeine is bad for kids because it gives them energy and interferes with their steady Ritalin diet.

[ZAKROCKER93]

man the future would suck if this happens. and i mean TOTALLY

[PegasusRockNRoll]

Oh fuck that shit... and the sad thing is I'll be 40 in 2032. Hopefully I'll be fucking dead before this shit happens.

[B1SCOOP]

European Union is already going this way, lol

[HuckeysWorld]

i rather be died if it was like this...contact sports and sugar...F that

[no2party]

I guess Michelle Obama is president in the future.

[aangandtoph4ever]

So let me get this straight. No soda, no meat, no sweets, no alcohol, no video games, and no swearing? ........................... *Murder Death Kill*

[Rosapsico]

@aangandtoph4ever lol that "murder death kill" conclusion of yours was very bright and funny XD

[burgersforreal]

I would kill myself if time was like this....no meat??? no contact sports??? NO ALCOHOL???

[Rosapsico]

@burgersforreal lol..I don't eat meat, I barely drink alcohol or curse XD.. I like martial arts though XD.. Guess I could fit on that lifestyle XD

[burgersforreal]

@Rosapsico well this dosnt mean i am a fat sob who sits and drinks...im a athletic person....but i like to do the other stuff....i USED to take martial arts lol

[Rosapsico]

@burgersforreal of course by all means :) I was just teasing because this all thing's an irony taken to the extreme but in fact I share some of those same non common habits so I don't know who's the real freak here if you or me XD. I also don't smoke, but I do eat sugar and salt, love chocolate and have regular sex XD. And eat fast food.. but I tell you I wouldn't have any problems living a lifestyle similar to that one because I would love to have a more pure lifestyle and I intend to :)

[Rosapsico]

@burgersforreal I forgot to say I used to have Capoeira :) I love Kung-Fu Shao Lin

[Zorn27]

No contact sports or Beer? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? SON OF A BITCH!

"You are fined 1 credit..."

._.

[tyrrax]

This movie wasn't so much based on 1984. It's a retelling if Huxley's "Brave New World."

[ShadesOfKnight]

@tyrrax Correct; in fact, it's why one of the main characters was named "Huxley."

[quinnrasta]

This movie represents a liberal utopia

[Colton5]

Right on the money my friend

[scarhand18]

i really hope that the future won't be like this then... i blow the the whole fucking shit world upyeah:;D!!!!

[CynicsCorner]

Fuck! Micheal Moore took over the world!

[72RR446]

This is what the future holds for us if we tolerate other peoples standards being forced on us.

no shit! seems we're headed in this dirrection

[Shanethefilmmaker]

this is the lighter side of george orwells 1984

[greasers1000]

are you shiting me? LOL

[JMVEntertainment]

i can't live in this future, ill become a strangely-weaponed scrap

[westwatford]

every aspect of society in this movie is controlled

[JokerScars69]

No Ufc Or Steak OK Fuck THis LOL

[magellenproject]

And Facebook already encourages people to type about themselves in the thirdperson.

Hopefully people will NEVER start TALKING in the thirdperson, as that would be a degradation of centuries of western culture.

Kids who are 7-10 might start to think its normal to talk the same way in facebook, in real life, then were will we be.

[crypto457]

you think that would be the worst of it? remember the mcCafe commercials? I'm actually worried that people would talk like that because they think it makes them sound smart like minivan'e for example western culture would be in a emergency ward after that

[alldamnnamesaretaken]

This future isn't far away, with the smoking ban and all, Tyranny in the name of the health nazi's!

whatever happened to:

A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.

(thomas jefferson)

[JMDub89]

@alldamnnamesaretaken

You smokers have the right to smoke; us non-smokers have the right to clean air. Do you know how many people die each year as a result of secondhand smoke?

Just saying...

[j2xl]

@JMDub89 About 50,000. More people than that die in bicycle accidents. Secondhand smoke doesn't harm you if you stand next to a guy at a bus stop smoking. It harms you if you work in an establishment when you're constantly exposed to cigarette smoke. How many of those establishments still exist?

[Motorhead187]

i also like it when stallone is cussing out the monitor thingy then uses the tickets as tp

[JMVEntertainment]

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

lol lmao i love that someone needs 2 upload that

[chopperpilot80]

Holy Fucking Shit Dude, smoking is becoming illegal and this is probably the real future!

[brawlmusic]

Oh sh (Alarm goes off) it.

[cramsa]

That's a fucked up future... more like no future.

[JohnnyQ2004]

pensacola, fl, it's not accredited even, something must be done to make America, well America, pretty sad about Carrie Prejean as well

[JohnnyQ2004]

you heard about the kid from Heritage Christian who got suspended for taking his girlfriend to her public school prom, worse than heritage lies in 250 brent lane

[robdukes]

this are going this way, people just cant realize that and keep leaving things in the hands of those politician asshats

[dcmccants]

Sarah Connor warned us about this.

[zimfromBM]

the future fucking sucks!

[lonefaith]

yeah

[Cpt50Caliber]

@zimfromBM

all the more reason for when it comes along for us to have some REAL fun :P

[bonale]

i love chocolate and meat!!!! i don't smoke and i don't drink so no problem for me! but we can't do sex!!!! and have baby without licence! this is bad

[Boinkmakr]

oh look its britain

[stagecrewproductions]

Well if this is the future i already broke most of the laws. I havent seen this movie in a long ass (alarm goes off) time.

[toyotas2006]

Aw, fuck this shit!

Put me back in the fuckin' iceberg!

[jimbobmax]

love this film,

by the way suicide is legal, its attempted suicide that's illegal in the uk anyway.

[jerrymail]

The future will be like that, but we will be so conditioned that we 'll think we are always free.

[CaptainFudges]

You piece of shit... if that ever happens (and I hope it does, RFID and all that garbage) do you really think it will be any different then how it is now? Or how it was 1000 years ago? You people piss your pants at everything you see.

[Youthuck]

jesus chris monkey balls if this is what my future will look like ill kill myself.

[p1zzaman]

sorry, suicide is illegal

[celaya4ever]

That's a good one.

[Datafaceninja]

they have no freedom in the future this movie was made for a reason because it will become a reailty

[sithwinch]

no chocolate, ah hell naw just put me away right now...

[seltjorn]

I don't know about you all but I'd be happy as hell to be living in that kind of a future. Nobody could be violent enough to try and stop me....why I could be an EMPEROR if I KILLED and CURSED as often as I could!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[destroct]

suicide is illegal

[MrSoprano0125]

I kill myself if the future is like that. Then again, they might make suicides illegal.

Everything that is not good for you is bad hence illegal!

[shadowmancar]

she never mentioned murder >:) so if i lived in the future id probly murder every 1 and put the gud law back in place :)

[TarminSlamero]

Just shave one second off the latter end of the video and it would have been a perfect edit.

[nymetsfan9121]

i can not live in a future like that id rather live under ground like friendly did in this movie i might starv but i can think freely

[sithwinch]

I agree.

[giguyjoe2nd]

Well that future's bullshit.

[geoff390]

aww why couldnt this scene keep going, Its classic

[auranit]

I can agree with a few illegalizations such as gasoline, smoking, and abortion; but the rest are simply intolerable.

[Jprotevi]

I can agree with the policy that requires a license for pregnancy. It would be great to stop morons from having children!

[sithwinch]

there's something to really think about especially as disrespectful as they are now.